History Manga / TheVampireDiesInNoTime

* BuxomIsBetter: Ronaldo has a thing for big breasts, to the point where he's considered powerless when the city gets stuck within a lewd talk barrier because his 'basic' taste makes for poor firepower.

* CoolOldGuy: Draluc's grandfather is the most powerful known character in the entire series, being implied to be [[spoiler:Main/{{Dracula}} himself]]. He also happens to love games and frequently organizes impromptu game nights for his family.

* HauntedFetter: Famed vampire hunter Van Helsing's spirit is bound to his dagger, and he is forced to possess the first creature to unsheathe it. While he was eager to have Ronaldo as his host, series-typical shenanigans force him into the body of a little girl's pet monkey instead.
* IWillFindYou: Draluc once abandoned John in South America, believing that John would be [[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy happier with his birth family]]. John did not take this well and spent an unspecified amount of time travelling the world to find Draluc's castle and reunite with him.

* FlashForward: Bonnoki has posted thirty-years-older designs for Ronald, Draluc, Bubuo, Maria and Ta-Chan on Twitter, along with information titbits like the fact that Ronald and Draluc still live together in the future.

* InnocentProdigy: Hinaichi is part of the Vampire Task Force despite her young age. However, she is rather naive and has little to no knowledge about romance and sex. She easily gets flustered by Draluc [[IKissYourHand kissing her hand]], and when under a spell that forces those affected to speak nothing but dirty words, her vocabulary is limited to [[PokemonSpeak just the word "penis"]].
* MayflyDecemberFriendship: Draluc's grandfather was friends with Van Helsing. It's implied that Ronaldo reminds him of the late hunter, and he even tells Draluc to 'cherish [his] human friend'.

* FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire: Draluc is a wimpy, harmless vampire who prefers drinking milk instead of blood and spends most of his time playing video games. Even though he was suspected of abducting children at the start of the story, it turns out they were just playing video games at his castle for too long. There are other vampires who blend in and live peacefully among the humans as well, such as Draluc's family and Handa's mother.
* GagBoobs: Maria, the vampire hunter dressed as a nun, has these. In one chapter, where she ends up bitten by a vampire named "Micro Bikini", who turns people's clothes into micro-bikinis and hypnotizes them into liking them, she's immediately able to break out of it, and in turn the hypnotism, since her boobs are too big for the small top to contain (along with her bottoms, apparently).

* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Vampires come in different shapes and forms with various abilities mostly some type of MindControl as well, from humanoid ones like Draluc, to vegetables, cats, anemone types, and then there's weird creatures like Aud Von Kreatur.

* SexComedy: Downplayed but quite a few vampires' abilities are rather perverted in nature.
* StripPoker: In one chapter, one vampire forces the hunters to compete in a game of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaky%C5%ABken Yakyuken]].
* SupremeChef: Draluc is an excellent cook. So much so that Hinaichi absolutely adores his cookies and even Ronaldo is annoyed by how good he is.
* SweepingAshes: Any kind of physical hit or shock is enough to turn Draluc into a pile of sand.

* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Draluc "dies" multiple times an episode.
* UnknownRival: Handa has one-sidedly considered Ronaldo his rival since high school, and his mother becoming a big fan of Ronaldo's hasn't helped matters.

* CoolOldGuy: Draluc's grandfather is the most powerful known character in the entire series, being implied to be [[spoiler:Main/{{Dracula}} himself]].

* CoolOldGuy: Draluc's grandfather is the most powerful known character in the entire series, being implied to be [[spoiler:Dracula himself]].

An anime television series adaptation by Creator/{{Madhouse}} premiered in October 2021.

* InnocentProdigy: Hinaichi is part of the Vampire Task Force at a young age. However, she is rather naive and has little to no knowledge about romance and sex. She easily gets flustered by Draluc [[IKissYourHand kissing her hand]], and when under a spell that forces those affected to speak nothing but dirty words, her vocabulary is limited to [[PokemonSpeak just the word "penis"]].

* InnocentProdigy: Hinaichi is part of the Vampire Task Force at a young age. However, she is rather naive and has little to no knowledge about romance and sex. She easily gets flustered by Draluc kissing her hand, and when under a spell that forces those affect to speak nothing but dirty words, her vocabulary is limited to [[PokemonSpeak just the word "penis"]].

* GagBoobs: Maria, the vampire hunter dressed as a nun, has these. In one chapter, where she ends up bitten by a vampire named "Micro Bikini", who turns people's clothes into micro-bikinis and hypnotises them into liking them, she's immediately able to break out of it, and in turn the hypnotism, since her boobs are too big for the small top to contain (along with her bottoms, apparently).

* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Vampires come in different shapes and forms with various abilities as well, from humanoid ones like Draluc, to vegetables, cats with hypnotism powers, and even acidic anemone types.

''The Vampire Dies in No Time'' (Japanese: 吸血鬼すぐ死ぬ, ''Kyūketsuki Sugu Shinu'') is a Japanese manga series by Itaru Bonnoki. It has been serialized in Akita Shoten's shōnen manga magazine ''Weekly Shōnen Champion'' since June 2015 and has been collected in eighteen tankōbon volumes.\\\

* EccentricMentor: Ronaldo was trained in Vampire Hunting by fellow hunter Vamone, who wears some kind of duck cowboy mascot costume, never speaks, and has a theme song that wouldn't be out of place in a children's education show (which he dances to). [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Draluc's the only one to really question this]], but even he drops it after a while.
* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Subverted, the Heroes and staff actually like Draluc much to Ronaldo's annoyance.

* GagBoobs: Maria, the vampire hunter dressed as a nun, has these. In one chapter, where she ends up bitten by a vampire named "Micro Bikini", which turns people's clothes into micro-bikinis and hypnotises them into liking them, she's immediately able to break out of it, and in turn the hypnotism, since her boobs are too big for the small top to contain (along with her bottoms, apparently)

* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Vampires come in different shapes and forms with various abilities as well. From humanoid ones like Draluc, to vegetables, cats with hypnosis, and even anemone types with acid.

* SupremeChef: Draluc is an excellent cook. So much that Hinaichi absolutely adores his cookies.

* ThreeShorts: The episode is split into three segements.

* UnknownRival: Handa is this to Ronaldo mostly stemming from the former's mother being a big fan of the latter's.

* WeaksauceWeakness: Ronaldo [[DoesNotLikeSpam hates celery]] and refuses to touch it.

''The Vampire Dies in No Time'' (Japanese: 吸血鬼すぐ死ぬ, ''Kyūketsuki Sugu Shinu'') is a Japanese manga series by Creator/ItaruBonnoki. It has been serialized in Akita Shoten's shōnen manga magazine Weekly ''Shōnen Champion'' since June 2015 and has been collected in eighteen tankōbon volumes.\\\

The series follows Ronaldo, a VampireHunter who travels to a castle to dispose of a vampire who has been rumored to have been kidnapping children. However, the vampire turned out to be Draluc, a wimp who keeps turning into ash at the smallest things. Moreover, the kid wasn’t being held captive—he was just using the “haunted house” as his personal playground! When his castle is destroyed, Draluc moves into Ronaldo’s office, much to the other’s chagrin. Despite their differences, they must try to work together to defend themselves from rogue vampires, Ronaldo’s murderous editor, investigators, and more—with Draluc dying continuously along the way.\\\

* SupremeChef: Draluc is an excellent cook. So much that Hanaichi absolutely adores his cookies.

* WeaksauceWeakness: Ronaldo hates celery and refuses to touch it.

* GagSeries: The series depict the comedic misadventures of vampire hunter Ronaldo and his (unwanted) vampire assistant Draluc. Even the most menacing MonsterOfTheWeek can be subject to wacky situations.

* FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire: Draluc is a wimpy, harmless vampire who prefers drinking milk instead of blood and plays video games all day long. Even though he was suspected of abducting children at the start of the story, it turns out they were just playing video games at his castle for too long. There are other vampires who blend in and live peacefully among the humans as well, such as Draluc's family and Handa's mother.

* FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire: Draluc is rather cordial and harmless. Even though he was suspected of abducting children at the start of the story, it turns out they were just playing video games at his castle for too long. There are other vampires who blend in and live peacefully among the humans as well, such as Draluc's family and Handa's mother.

* FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire: Draluc is rather cordial. He doesn't attack humans unlike other vampires

* {{Dhampyr}}: Handa's mom is a vampire and his dad, is a human.

* {{Dhampyr}}: Handa's dad is a vampire and his mom is a human.

* FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire