History Manga / OnaniMasterKurosawa

But seriously. ''Onani Master Kurosawa'' (lit. "Masturbation Master Kurosawa"), by Creator/TakumaYokota is about Japanese middle student Kakeru Kurosawa, a cynical misanthrope who makes a daily ritual of slipping off to masturbate in the seldom-used girl's bathroom on the third floor of his school. It's also about a girl named Aya Kitahara who is [[BreakTheCutie constantly bullied]] by the more popular girls in class until Kurosawa imposes justice onto them by--yes--masturbating onto their clothes. [[MundaneMadeAwesome With dramatic facial expressions]] that would make Light Yagami blush. Kitahara figures out that it's Kurosawa who did the deed and blackmails him to traumatize other girls for her until she ends up picking a target they both soon regret. And from that point it gets really ''Literature/TheCatcherInTheRye''-ish. And that's just about all that can be said without going into spoiler territory.

* TheAtoner: [[spoiler:Kurosawa after admitting to the class what he did, and getting bullied for it.]]

* BirdsOfAFeather: [[spoiler:Takigawa and Nagaoka.]] As much as [[spoiler:Kurosawa]] hates it at first, he eventually admits that these two are made for each other.

* AnguishedDeclarationOfLove: Subverted in a chest-stabbingly cruel scene. [[spoiler:Kitahara is forced to "confess her love" for Pizzata by her Harada and Sugawa, and then soon by ''the entire class'' cheering for it. This later gets painful for Pizzata too, as he starts having (unrequited) feelings for her.]]

* RapePortrayedAsRedemption: Lower rating version, {{Narm}}y-capable with [[spoiler:Kurosawa Fap-ed over the two delinquent's uniform]].

* [[JustForPun Cumming]] [[ComingOfAgeStory Of Age Story]]

* KickTheSonOfABitch: Actually [[spoiler:masturbating]] over the bullies' [[spoiler:clothes]] is a punishment nobody wants, but Sugawa and her ilk were (initially) pretty vile regardless.

* EasilyForgiven: [[spoiler:Mostly averted. After he confesses, Kurosawa has to put up with constant harassing and his newly earned "title" follows him to high-school. Takigawa ends up forgiving him, but even her is still shocked for a while and has trouble actually saying it out loud. Played straight with Nagaoka though, but that's in his natural personality.]]

* ImportantHairCut: A couple of them - [[spoiler:Takigawa before she entered middle school, and Kitahara at the very end of the series]]. You can also tell that [[spoiler:Takigawa really is dating Nagaoka]] when you see her come to school essentially cosplaying [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Tsuruya]].

** To ''Manga/DeathNote'', of course, but then there's also one for ''Anime/CodeGeass'' and a ''lot'' for ''[[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya]]''.

* ADateWithRosiePalms: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin It's even in the title.]]

But seriously. ''Onani Master Kurosawa'' (lit. "Masturbation Master Kurosawa") is about Japanese middle student Kakeru Kurosawa, a cynical misanthrope who makes a daily ritual of slipping off to masturbate in the seldom-used girl's bathroom on the third floor of his school. It's also about a girl named Aya Kitahara who is [[BreakTheCutie constantly bullied]] by the more popular girls in class until Kurosawa imposes justice onto them by--yes--masturbating onto their clothes. [[MundaneMadeAwesome With dramatic facial expressions]] that would make Light Yagami blush. Kitahara figures out that it's Kurosawa who did the deed and blackmails him to traumatize other girls for her until she ends up picking a target they both soon regret. And from that point it gets really ''Literature/TheCatcherInTheRye''-ish. And that's just about all that can be said without going into spoiler territory.

Other manga series by the same author include ''Manga/StraightenUpWelcomeToShikaHighsCompetitiveDanceClub'' and ''Manga/StoryOfADumbPrefectAndHighSchoolGirlWithInappropriateSkirtLength''.

* {{Meganekko}}: Kitahara

** How about a GenderFlip of the ''Manga/DeathNote'' movie called ''[[FoeYay Les Note]]'', starring Eru Ryusaki and Lunako Yagami?

Being done as a voice drama [[http://www.onamas.net/ here]].There is also an after-story of sorts [[http://faildoor.wordpress.com/2009/08/07/after-the-juvenile-part-1/ here]] and [[http://faildoor.wordpress.com/2009/08/13/after-the-juvenile-part-2/ here]]. A mini comic depicting humorous scenes not previously shown can be found here courtesy of this deviantart user [[http://zeroproxy.deviantart.com/art/Onani-Master-Kurosawa-Mini-Comic-1-291875558/ here]].

* BatmanGambit: [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/onani_master_kurosawa/v01/c005/15.html This one is exceptionally played.]]
* BewareTheNiceOnes: [[TheDogBitesBack REVENGE!]] Kitahara just [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/onani_master_kurosawa/v01/c007/19.html this]].....and [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/onani_master_kurosawa/v03/c022/8.html this]] sorta make a terrifying image for Kurosawa (And some readers)

* BoundAndGagged: [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/onani_master_kurosawa/v01/c005/ Happens to]] [[AlphaBitch Sugawa]] in one of Kurosawa's... fantasies.

* {{Determinator}}: No, Kurosawa [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu didn't punch out Cthulhu]],[[spoiler: [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/onani_master_kurosawa/v03/c023/22.html he told his Gambit all along in front of his classmates.]]]]And then [[spoiler: took the resulting abuse for the rest of his last year of middle school without complaint.]]

* FingerTenting: [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/onani_master_kurosawa/v01/c006/ Done by Kurosawa after fulfilling his so-called duty]].

* ImportantHairCut: A couple of them - [[spoiler:Takigawa before she entered middle school, and Kitahara at the very end of the series]]. You can also tell that [[spoiler:Takigawa really is dating Nagaoka]] when you see her come to school essentially [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/onani_master_kurosawa/v03/c018/11.html cosplaying]] [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Tsuruya]].

* OddNameOut: "Magister"…? It's not a nickname or something, you sure?

** To ''Manga/DeathNote'', of course, but then there's also [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/onani_master_kurosawa/v02/c010/2.html this one]] for ''Anime/CodeGeass'' and a ''lot'' for ''[[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya]]''.
** Late in the manga, a couple of kids are [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/onani_master_kurosawa/v04/c029/4.html playing the E-Card game]] from ''Manga/{{Kaiji}}''.

** [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/onani_master_kurosawa/v01/c007/3.html Early on]], when confronting Kitahara from inside stall, he expresses a wish for a [[Manga/CaseClosed voice changer]].

** Contrary of what would you think, [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/onani_master_kurosawa/v03/c024/15.html is not really a funny moment when it happens.]] With a title like that, how could it be?
** Including [[spoiler: Prince of Cum]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/onani_master_kurosawa/v03/c024/14.html no less.]]

** [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/onani_master_kurosawa/v01/c007/3.html Early on]], when confronting Kitahara from inside stall, he expresses a wish for a [[Manga/DetectiveConan voice changer]].

But seriously. ''Onani Master Kurosawa'' (lit. "Masturbation Master Kurosawa") is about the eponymous Kakeru Kurosawa, a middle school student in Japan who...[[AllMenArePerverts spends his time masturbating in the seldom-used girl's bathroom on the third floor of his school]]. It's also about a girl named Aya Kitahara who is [[BreakTheCutie constantly bullied]] by the more popular girls in class until Kurosawa imposes justice onto them by--yes--masturbating onto their clothes. [[MundaneMadeAwesome With dramatic facial expressions that would make Light Yagami blush]]. Kitahara figures out that it's Kurosawa who did the deed and blackmails him to traumatize other girls for her until she ends up picking a target they both soon regret. And from that point it gets really ''Literature/TheCatcherInTheRye''-ish. And that's just about all that can be said without going into spoiler territory.

* FunnyAfro: Keiji Nagaoka.