History Main / YouDidntSeeThat

* Michael from ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV'', being the NobleDemon he is, prefers to avoid collateral damage during his heists as much as possible; this brings him to say his {{Catchphrase}} (the page quote) whenever someone is on him.

-->'''Luero:''' Listen to me. Forget what you saw back there. Not a word. Not to anyone. This did not happen. Understand?
-->'''Tanna:''' But-
-->'''Luero:''' ''Understand?!!''
-->'''Tanna:''' I... understand...

* In Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt, Donald Donlan catches himself making a [[http://gunnerkrigg.com/?p=1012 midly misogynistic remark]] to Antimony.
-->'''Don:''' Motion to strike previous comment.
-->'''Antimony:''' Granted.

-->'''Bart / Milhouse:''' ''FLANDERS?!''
-->'''Ned:''' That's odd. I could have sworn I just heard someone shriek my name.

* The penguins in ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}''. As they disappear down a hole, the rear one says to the sole witness, "You didn't see anything." Turns into a RunningGag in the spin-off series ''ThePenguinsOfMadagascar''.

* ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'': Shinji, Asuka and Rei are talking with a classmate. When their classmate asks if Rei is implying Asuka and Shinji have had sex, Asuka denies it. Trying to placate her, the girl says that Shinji would obviously never do anything indecent with Asuka. Infuriated, Asuka replies that Shinji would anything he could with her, all night long, and beg for more. Then she pauses and mutters: "That didn't just happen and none of you remember anything. Or I will scoop out your brains and make a pie, understood?"

* ''Fanfic/DoingItRightThisTime'': When Maya accidentally slips that she DOES want to be Ritsuko's torrid lesbian rebound fling, Ritsuko mutters: ''"Uh... We never had that conversation, okay?"''

* In the ''Series/RedDwarf'' episode "Me^2", Lister catches the Cat up to no good:

[[/folder]]

* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', after Edd's hat goes off for the very first time:
-->'''Edd''': If you say one word to anyone, I'll... I'll... never speak to you again!
-->'''Ed''' ''(with a skull on his head)'': I am dead from the neck up.

* In the second season premiere of ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', when Grunkle Stan [[spoiler was photocopying the pages in Dipper's journal on operating the Universal Portal before giving it back to Dipper]], Mabel's pig, Waddles, is watching.

* If ''{{Tommy}}'' is any indication, it's probably best not to use this one in front of an impressionable kid who just witnessed a murder, or he might take "You didn't hear it / You didn't see it" [[ExactWords literally]] and become blind and deaf.

* In ''[[NedsDeclassifiedSchoolSurvivalGuide Ned's Declassified]]'', Vice Principal Crubbs often says this when he's caught lazing around in his office when he's suppposed to be doing something productive.

* One of the catch phrases of ''TheFastShow'': "You ain't seen me. Roight."

-->'''Dark Helmet:''' You didn't see anything, did you?
-->'''Colonel Sandurz:''' No, sir, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I didn't see you playing with your dolls again]]!

* Combines with LetusNeverSpeakOfThisAgain in ''Tak And The Great Juju Challenge''. Lok's bad luck with animals (Being hated by fish and lusted for by apes) culminates in him being sat on by a mammoth. When Tak finally gets Lok free, the older warrior rather testily declares, ''"That... did not happen... '''DO YOU HEAR ME?!'''"''

* One ''Comicstrip/theBoondocks'' strip has Huey daydreaming and humming a song, then snap out of it and [[BreakingTheFourthwall tell the viewer]], "No offense to (name of band), but... you didn't hear that."

* A particularly scary variant in NoCountryForOldMen; [[ImplacableMan Anton]] has just killed someone in front of a witness. The terrified witness asks if Anton is going to kill him too. Anton replies "That depends. Do you see me?" then the scene changes. We never find out how the witness answered that question, nor whether it was the right answer. Considering Anton's [[BlueAndOrangeMorality incomprehensible code]] yet apparent lack of concern for how much attention he draws to himself, it really is anybody's guess what Anton wanted to hear, or whether he would actually let the witness go upon hearing it, or whether it was simply rhetorical.

-->'''Ed''' (with a skull on his head): I am dead from the neck up.

* The penguins in ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}''. As they disappear down a hole, the rear one says to the sole witness, "You didn't see anything." Turns into a RunningGag in the spin-off series ThePenguinsOfMadagascar.

* The penguins in ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}''. As they disappear down a hole, the rear one says to the sole witness, "You didn't see anything."

* One ''Comicstrip/{{Boondocks}}'' strip has Huey daydreaming and humming a song, then snap out of it and [[BreakingTheFourthwall tell the viewer]], "No offense to (name of band), but... you didn't hear that."

-->'''Antimony:'' Granted.