History Main / WhatsHeGotThatIAintGot

--->'''Daffy:''' (''flattering a studio cop'') What's Creatpr§ErrolFlynn got that you ain't got? (''[[AsideComment to audience]]'') Don't answer that!

* ''ComicBook/{{Irredeemable}}'':
-->'''Volt:''' I can [[ShockAndAwe light up vegas for a week with a sneeze]], but you're going with pigeonman. Is that how it is? What can he do that I can't?\\

'''Volt:''' Whoa! Too much don't want to know never mind earmuffs earmuffs!

* ''Manga/MakenKi'': You'd think most girls wouldn't give Takeru the time of day, considering he's [[RidiculouslyAverageGuy plain looking]], {{book dumb}}, and [[ChivalrousPervert a lecher.]] Yet, none of it's stopped several of the hottest girls at Tenbi from [[ChickMagnet falling for him]] and it drives the other guys up the wall in confusion ''and'' frustration. Which gets lampshaded during the water polo match in episode 9, when Celia flirts with him:

* When Ann leaves Andy for Mark on ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'', Andy asks her this. She is somewhat aghast that he doesn't realize how obvious the answer is, what with Mark actually being a mature adult who has a job and Andy is unemployed and homeless. This causes Andy to get his regular job as a shoeshiner in the hopes of impressing Ann.

* When Ann leaves Andy for Mark on ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'', Andy asks her this. She is somewhat aghast that he doesn't realize how self-evident the answer is, what with Mark being city planner and Andy being homeless and jobless. This ultimately causes Andy to get his regular job as a shoeshiner in the hopes of impressing Ann.

* In ''RockADoodle'', a jealous Goldie Pheasant makes this comment while complaining about how [[ElvisImpersonator "The King"]] has become a star and she's still stuck in the chorus. Her boss, Pinky, doesn't miss a beat: "A voice!"

* ''TheBradyBunchMovie'':

* An episode of the ''ComicBook/{{Archie}}'' cartoon has Betty and Veronica rewarding Archie for winning a foot race against Reggie with kisses. Hot Dog licks Jughead's face, repulsing him:

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-->'''guy:''' ''(shouts from offscreen)'' '''[[WhatDoesSheSeeInHim "WHY DOES THAT JACKASS GET ALL THE GIRLS??!"]]'''
-->''(guys team starts booing Takeru)''

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* In ''LibertyMeadows'':
-->'''Frank''': Look at the way Brandy's fawing over Roger. It's just disgusting. [[YouAnsweredYourOwnQuestion Take away his height, his good looks, his bulging muscles, his piercing eyes, his perfect teeth, his rock-hard abs...]] What does he have that I don't?!
-->'''Ralph''': "Brandy."
* ''Irredeemable'':
-->''Volt'': I can [[ShockAndAwe light up vegas for a week with a sneeze]], but you're going with pigeonman. Is that how it is? What can he do that I can't?
-->''Bette Noire'': Can you hammer a railroad spike through a 2x4 with only your--
-->''Volt'': Whoa! Too much don't want to know never mind earmuffs earmuffs!
* In ''[[Comicbook/JusticeLeagueInternational Justice League Europe]]''. Comicbook/TheFlash leans in a gangly manner against a table upon learning that Comicbook/PowerGirl is interested in Comicbook/{{Aquaman}}, looks over to where Aquaman is standing in a heroic pose and asks "What does he have that I ... never mind."
* A cartoon gag of Ever Meulen for the Belgian magazine Humo has a grownup version of Wiske from ''ComicBook/SuskeEnWiske'' stare lovingly at Franchise/{{Tintin}}, while the equally grownup version of Suske asks her: ''WhatsHeGotThatIAintGot?''

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* In the ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10519847/5/The-Hunters-Anthology Hunters' Anthology]]'', Eric Kalloser ([[SmugSnake The Great]]) asks this of Pyrrha, who replies:
-->"Integrity."

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* In ''RockADoodle'', a jealous Goldie Pheasant makes this comment while complaining about how [[ElvisImpersonator "The King"]] has become a star and she's still stuck in the chorus. Her boss, Pinky, doesn't miss a beat: "A voice!"

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-->'''Scar''': What did my brother have that I don't have?\\
'''Zazu''': Do you want the short list or the long?\\
'''Scar''': ...whatever.\\
'''Zazu''': Well, he had a loving family--\\
'''Scar''': ''*grunt*''\\
'''Zazu''': --adoring subjects--\\
'''Scar''': ''*groan*''\\
'''Zazu''': --[[RuleOfThree a devoted queen]]--\\
'''Scar''': [[YouNeedToGetLaid That's it, I need a queen!]]

'''Liu Kang''': Godlike power?\\
'''Kung Lao''': A personality that is not at all like sanding paper?\\

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-->'''Clonetrooper 1''': I mean, what's he have that I don't?\\
'''Clonetrooper 2''': Well, and this is just for starters, the wookiee penis is about as big around as my thigh.

* ''{{Popeye}}''. A question often posed by Brutus about Popeye.

-->'''Dot''': I'd be a great model. What's Christie Brinkley got that I don't?\\
'''Yakko & Wacko''': Billy Joel.
* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'':
** "WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck In Hollywood"
--->'''Daffy''': (flattering a studio cop) What's ErrolFlynn got that you ain't got? ''[[BreakingTheFourthWall (to audience)]]'' Don't answer that!
** "Daffy Dilly":
--->'''Daffy''': (breaking from interrogating a butler like a detective) What's HumphreyBogart got that I ain't got?
** In the cartoon, ''The Bear's Tale'', a retelling of the Three Bears story, Goldilocks takes a wrong turn and ends up at [[Literature/LittleRedRidingHood Grandma's house]]. The wolf, who's already in bed and dressed as Grandma tells her to beat it because he's waiting for Little Red Riding Hood. Goldilocks leaves asking what Red has that she doesn't. Once she's gone, the wolf realizes that she has a point and decides to go to bear's house to wait for her.

-->'''Beezy''': What's Jimmy Two-Shoes got that I don't?
-->'''Heloise''': A brain?
* ''HeyArnold''"
-->'''Helga''': What's she [=Ruth MacDougal=] got that I haven't got?
-->'''Phoebe''': Let me check my list: Long slender legs. A dazzling smile. Shiny chestnut hair.
* From the ''JohnnyTest'' BeachEpisode: After Susan and Mary's crush Gil's attention is stolen by a hot blonde in a [[WalkingSwimsuitScene swimsuit]], this conversation takes place:
-->'''Susan''': What does she have that we don't?
-->'''Johnny''': A gorgeous face, a perfect tan, strong white teeth...
-->'''Mary''': Hey, we have... strong white teeth.
* An episode of the ''{{Archie}}'' cartoon has Betty and Veronica rewarding Archie for winning a foot race against Reggie with kisses. Hot Dog licks Jughead's face, repulsing him:
-->'''Hot Dog''': (''thought'') What's Veronica got that I haven't got? Hmph. Must be her tutti-fruity lipstick.
* Done hilariously in ''{{Static Shock}}'' while the titular hero is musing over another kids popularity (hilarious considering that the person asking has superpowers)
-->'''Virgil''': What does Derek Barnet got that I don't have?
-->'''Richie''': Let's make a list: Looks, height, all-state in track and field. Shall I quit while you're behind?
-->'''Virgil''': (Not amused) I thought we were tight, Rich.

-->'''guy:''' ''(shouts from offscreen)'' '''[[WhatDoesSheSeeInHim WHY DOES THAT JACKASS GET ALL THE GIRLS??!"]]'''

* When Ann leaves Andy for Mark on ''ParksAndRecreation'', Andy asks her this. She is somewhat aghast that he doesn't realize how self-evident the answer is, what with Mark being city planner and Andy being homeless and jobless. This ultimately causes Andy to get his regular job as a shoeshiner in the hopes of impressing Ann.

* ''JimmyTwoShoes''

* In ''OfTheeISing'', Diana asks Wintergreen this question, which the chorus echoes (his answer, of course, is [[ThroughHisStomach corn muffins]]):

* In the Broadway version of ''Disney/TheLionKing'', [[ServileSnarker Zazu]] lights up Scar a bit more than he does in the original movie:

** "DaffyDuck In Hollywood"

See also AttractionDissonance.

See also WhatDoesSheSeeInHim.

** In the cartoon, ''The Bear's Tale'', a retelling of the Three Bears story, Goldilocks takes a wrong turn and ends up at [[Literature/LittleRedRidingHood Grandma's house]]. The wolf, who's already in bed and dressed as Grandma tells her to beat it because he's waiting for Little Red Riding Hood. Goldilocks leaves asking what Red has that she doesn't. Once she's gone, the wolf realizes that she has a point and besides to go to bear's house to wait for her.

** In the cartoon, ''The Bear's Tale'', a retelling of the Three Bears story, Goldilocks takes a wrong turn and ends up at [[Literature/LittleRedRidingHood Grandma's house]]. The wolf, who's already in bed and dressed as Grandma tells her to beat it because he's waiting for Red. Goldilocks leaves asking what Red has that she doesn't. Once she's gone, the wolf realizes that she has a point and besides to go to bear's house to wait for her.

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* In episode 5 of ''{{FLCL}}'', Haruko [[ShowSomeLeg titillates]] Amurao into giving her a weapon she can use against the MonsterOfTheWeek. Unlike Naota, all he can manage to summon up with his N.O. is a tiny little slingshot. When Haruko heads off into battle, leaving Amurao behind, he's reduced to screaming the trope title at her as she departs.

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'''All''': Courage.

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-->'''Virgil''': (Not amused) I thought we were tight, Rich.

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