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-->'''[[WoodyAllen Larry]]''': I mean, take away his fake tan, his capped teeth and his Cuban heels and what have you got?\\

--> '''Jan''': [after being tossed out by a modeling agency] Why does everyone always choose Marcia?! What does she have that I don't?!

-->'''Frank''': Look at the way Brandy's fawing over Roger. It's just disgusting. Take away his height, his good looks, his bulging muscles, his piercing eyes, his perfect teeth, his rock-hard abs... What does he have that I don't?!

* In the ''XFiles'' episode "Hollywood A.D.", Mulder and Scully attend the premiere of a [[ShowWithinAShow film very loosely based on one of their cases]]. The movie versions of Mulder and Scully have sexual tension ("Is that your flashlight, Mulder, [[OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe or are you just happy to be lying on top of me]]?"), but in the end, movie Scully hooks up with Assistant Director Skinner. When movie Mulder protests "What's he got that I don't?" she replies, "Bigger flashlight."

What puts the "ape" in apricot?\\

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* ''TwoAndAHalfMen'' episode "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"

* ''That70sShow'':

* ''{{Cheers}}''

* In the Broadway version of ''TheLionKing'', [[ServileSnarker Zazu]] lights up Scar a bit more than he does in the original movie:

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* ''DirtyDancing'':

* ''TheMoneyPit''
--> '''Walter:''' I mean, Max ''is'' rich, successful, handsome and talented, after all. What's he have that don't?

* In the rather obscure 1956 French film ''Plucking the Daisy'' (''En effeuillant la marguerite'') Agnes Dumont (BrigitteBardot) needs to come up with money in a hurry and decides to enter a striptease contest, with a mask on her face and using the pseudonym Sophia. His boyfriend is becomes interested in the mysterious Sophia. At one point, Agnes exclaims: "What does she have that I don't?"

-->'''Helga''': What's she [Ruth MacDougal] got that I haven't got?
-->'''Phoebe''': Let me check my list: Long slender legs A dazzling smile. Shiny chestnut hair.

* In ''{{Digimon}}'', this is the last thing Puppetmon (AKA Pinocchimon) says before his demise. He spent much of his time tormenting the Digi-Destined out of envy beforehand, due to Cherrymon telling him they have something he lacks. [[spoiler:Cherrymon explains postmortem that what they have are friends]].

* "What's He Got" by The Producers[[hottip:*:no, not ''TheProducers'']].

* ''HowIMetYourMother'' episode "Purple Giraffe":

* FairlyOddParents: You mean besides the clothes, the hair, the money, and the stuff?

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* ''{{Two and a Half Men}}'' episode "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"

-->'''Carla''': Would you like that list alphabetically, or in order of importance?

* ''{{Series/Mash}}'' episode "Margaret's Engagement":

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* ''LooneyTunes'':

-->'''Margaret''': Lips.\\
-->'''Frank''': Lips aren't everything!

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