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* An issue of the ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' comic book had a plant-like alien race that, after copying nearby Earthlings, proceed to drone endlessly on and on about inane subjects until their victims quite literally die of boredom. Leela eventually figures out that the plants have to be defeated at their own game, and has ''Fry'' babble about his own trivial interests until the aliens themselves wither away.

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* An issue of the ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' comic book had a plant-like alien race that, after copying nearby Earthlings, proceed to drone endlessly on and on about inane subjects until their victims quite literally die of boredom. Leela eventually figures out that the plants have to be defeated at their own game, and has ''Fry'' babble about his own trivial interests until the aliens themselves wither away.wither.
* Ultimate Vision is a space probe modified successively over billions of years to adapt and assimilate the appearance and language of every alien species she encounters. Naturally the more exotic ones have equally exotic forms of language which she weaponizes. She can speak in neurotransmitters to rewrite your brain back to sanity or curse you out with microwave laser or sing songs with gravity singularities for lyrics.
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* Creator/AlanMoore's song "Me and Dorothy Parker", in which the singer and Creator/DorothyParker become an OutlawCouple. The singer only uses his shotgun to wound their victims, but Parker's epigrams kill them. It's even weirder than it sounds.
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** One of the bosses, [[spoiler: Flowey]] also attacks you by literally throwing words at you. [[spoiler: Subverted when you ask for help and they turn into healing items.]]

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** One of the bosses, [[spoiler: Flowey]] [[spoiler:Flowey]] also attacks you by literally throwing words at you. [[spoiler: Subverted [[spoiler:Subverted when you ask for help and they turn into healing items.]]



-->"You fight like a dairy farmer!"\\
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"

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* ''WesternAnimation/OKKoLetsBeHeroes'': In "Meet Joe Cuppa", the eponymous washed-up comedian helps defeat Shannon by telling [[HurricaneOfPuns puns so bad]], they manifest as a giant boxing glove that emerges from Joe's coffee-cup head and punches Shannon.
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* In ''Videogame/FistOfTheNorthStarLostParadise'', enemies killed via [[PressurePoint Meridian Shock]] will let out a visible death cry that can either turn into power-ups or drop to the ground, allowing Kenshiro to pick it up and swing it around as a weapon.
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* ''Literature/AWizardInRhyme'': In the MedievalEuropeanFantasy AlternateUniverse, poetry ''is'' magic that can cause the things it describes to become real -- one real-world character who arrives in the setting is branded as a "wizard" for ''accidentally'' rhyming. The quality, applicability, and cultural impact of the verse determines how much power it can bring to bear.
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* ''Webcomic/{{Fortuna}}'': Athena, which has one of requirements is control of creation of Captain of ship, created a character that could kill with puns. [[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=3646&p=4441 here]].

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* ''Webcomic/{{Fortuna}}'': Athena, which has one of requirements is control of creation of Captain of ship, created a character that could kill with puns. [[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=3646&p=4441 [[https://cosmosdex.com/fortuna/p/4259 here]].
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* In ''VideoGame/SpongeBobSquarePantsBattleForBikiniBottom'', The [[Main/MirrorBoss SpongeBot SteelPants]] boss literally sends the words "Kah-RAH-tae" at [=SpongeBob=] after three of its lights are destroyed.

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* In ''VideoGame/SpongeBobSquarePantsBattleForBikiniBottom'', The [[Main/MirrorBoss SpongeBot SteelPants]] boss literally sends the words "Kah-RAH-tae" [[ItIsPronouncedTroPAY "KAH-RAH-TAE!"]] at [=SpongeBob=] after three of its lights are destroyed.
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* ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'': Alice has foul language that actually affects people. She then accidentally did it to her boss at meeting about it. [[http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-04-09 This]], then at [[http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-04-10 meeting]]. Perhaps she learned it from [[http://dilbert.com/strip/1998-11-02 one of her coworkers.]]

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* ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'': Alice has foul language that actually affects people. She then accidentally did it to her boss at meeting about it. [[http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-04-09 This]], then at [[http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-04-10 meeting]]. Perhaps she learned it from [[http://dilbert.com/strip/1998-11-02 one of her coworkers.]] - though her own story is that it came from [[http://dilbert.com/strip/2001-09-02 one of her exes.]]
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* ''EightBitTheater'' had bad puns being just as lethal against Astos.

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* ''EightBitTheater'' ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'' had bad puns being just as lethal against Astos.
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* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', Elan's "Dashing Swordsman" prestige class adds a bonus to his attack damage by making puns.
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* In ''Franchise/AceAttorney'', particularly clever counterpoints apparently have the ability to hit opposing attorneys like a gale-force wind, throwing them back, making them flinch, shattering their glasses, and, in one particularly devastating case, tearing all the hair off a person's head, leaving him mostly bald.

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* In ''Franchise/AceAttorney'', particularly clever counterpoints apparently have the ability to hit opposing attorneys like a gale-force wind, throwing them back, making them flinch, shattering their glasses, and, in one particularly devastating case, tearing all the hair off a person's head, leaving him mostly bald. Witnesses who've had their contradictions pointed out tend to react as though they'd been physically struck.
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* Since {{Xanth}} runs on puns, curse words function as actual curses, most often of the concussive or pyrotechnic type. Part of the reason the Adult Conspiracy (To Keep Interesting Things From Children) exists is that children knowing these words [[FridgeBrilliance actually]] makes them ''dangerous''.

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* Since {{Xanth}} Literature/{{Xanth}} runs on puns, curse words function as actual curses, most often of the concussive or pyrotechnic type. Part of the reason the Adult Conspiracy (To Keep Interesting Things From Children) exists is that children knowing these words [[FridgeBrilliance actually]] makes them ''dangerous''.
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* For ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator'' and its sequel ''Oh... Sir! The Hollywood Roast'', this is the method of dueling. Both combatants are in a disagreement, and settle their argument with [[MadLibsDialogue a selection of nonsense that players have to string into]] [[VolleyingInsults a semi-coherent insult]]. It's possible to [[AttackItsWeakPoint hurt one's opponent deeper by hitting closer to home]]: [[FormerlyFit Nigel Hogg]], for example, is sensitive about the topic of weight and appearance ("'''[Your face] [is fat]''' [and] [your mother] '''[is dull and ugly]'''!]]"), while [[QuintessentialBritishGentleman John Shufflebottom]] doesn't like his fashion sense being mocked ("'''[Your hat]''' [looks like] [a dead parrot] [and] '''[your suit]''' [smells of] [your cousin's car], [you numpty!]")

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* For ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator'' and its sequel ''Oh... Sir! The Hollywood Roast'', this is the method of dueling. Both combatants are in a disagreement, and settle their argument with [[MadLibsDialogue a selection of nonsense that players have to string into]] [[VolleyingInsults a semi-coherent insult]]. It's possible to [[AttackItsWeakPoint hurt one's opponent deeper by hitting closer to home]]: [[FormerlyFit Nigel Hogg]], for example, is sensitive about the topic of weight and appearance ("'''[Your face] [is fat]''' [and] [your mother] '''[is dull and ugly]'''!]]"), ugly]'''!"), while [[QuintessentialBritishGentleman John Shufflebottom]] doesn't like his fashion sense being mocked ("'''[Your hat]''' [looks like] [a dead parrot] [and] '''[your suit]''' [smells of] [your cousin's car], [you numpty!]")
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* For ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator'' and its sequel ''Oh... Sir! The Hollywood Roast'', this is the method of dueling. Both combatants are in a disagreement, and settle their argument with a selection of nonsense that players have to string into a semi-coherent insult. It's possible to [[AttackItsWeakPoint hurt one's opponent deeper by hitting closer to home]]: [[FormerlyFit Nigel Hogg]], for example, is sensitive about the topic of weight and appearance ("[[MadLibsDialogue [Your face] [is fat] [and] [your mother] [is dull and ugly]!]]"), while [[QuintessentialBritishGentleman John Shufflebottom]] doesn't like his fashion sense being mocked ("[Your hat] [looks like] [a dead parrot] [and] [your suit] [smells of] [your cousin's car], [you numpty!]")

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* For ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator'' and its sequel ''Oh... Sir! The Hollywood Roast'', this is the method of dueling. Both combatants are in a disagreement, and settle their argument with [[MadLibsDialogue a selection of nonsense that players have to string into into]] [[VolleyingInsults a semi-coherent insult. insult]]. It's possible to [[AttackItsWeakPoint hurt one's opponent deeper by hitting closer to home]]: [[FormerlyFit Nigel Hogg]], for example, is sensitive about the topic of weight and appearance ("[[MadLibsDialogue [Your ("'''[Your face] [is fat] fat]''' [and] [your mother] [is '''[is dull and ugly]!]]"), ugly]'''!]]"), while [[QuintessentialBritishGentleman John Shufflebottom]] doesn't like his fashion sense being mocked ("[Your hat] ("'''[Your hat]''' [looks like] [a dead parrot] [and] [your suit] '''[your suit]''' [smells of] [your cousin's car], [you numpty!]")
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* For ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator,'' this is the method of duelling. Both combatants are in a disagreement, and settle their argument with a selection of nonsense that players have to string into a semi-coherent insult. It's possible to hurt one's opponent deeper by hitting closer to home: Nigel Hogg, for example, is sensitive about the topic of weight and appearance ("[[MadLibsDialogue [Your face] [is fat] [and] [your mother] [is dull and ugly]!]]"), while John Shufflebottom doesn't like his fashion sense being mocked ("[Your hat] [looks like] [a dead parrot], [you numpty!]")
* ''VideoGame/TheUrQuanMasters'': Eternal One's full name is this to Daktaklakpak. It caused extinction of that species, as name is full summary of what Eternal one is, starting with name, the genetic material, so on and on. There is no computing system that can calculate its full name.

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* For ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator,'' ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator'' and its sequel ''Oh... Sir! The Hollywood Roast'', this is the method of duelling.dueling. Both combatants are in a disagreement, and settle their argument with a selection of nonsense that players have to string into a semi-coherent insult. It's possible to [[AttackItsWeakPoint hurt one's opponent deeper by hitting closer to home: home]]: [[FormerlyFit Nigel Hogg, Hogg]], for example, is sensitive about the topic of weight and appearance ("[[MadLibsDialogue [Your face] [is fat] [and] [your mother] [is dull and ugly]!]]"), while [[QuintessentialBritishGentleman John Shufflebottom Shufflebottom]] doesn't like his fashion sense being mocked ("[Your hat] [looks like] [a dead parrot], parrot] [and] [your suit] [smells of] [your cousin's car], [you numpty!]")
* ''VideoGame/TheUrQuanMasters'': The Eternal One's Ones' full name is this to Daktaklakpak. It caused extinction of that species, Daktaklakpak, as name is their names are a full summary of what an Eternal one One is, starting with name, the genetic material, so on make-up, and so on. There is no computing system that can calculate its full name.name, which doesn't stop the Daktaklakpak from trying ([[LogicBomb and self-destructing in the process]]).
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* In ''VideoGame/EnterTheGungeon'' exists a gun in a shape of a letter "r". Upon pulling the trigger, it shoots the letters B-U-L-L-E-T-! in a burst and utters this word out loud.
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* Since {{Xanth}} runs on puns, curse words function as actual curses. Part of the reason the Adult Conspiracy (To Keep Interesting Things From Children) exists is that children knowing these words actually makes them ''dangerous''.

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* Since {{Xanth}} runs on puns, curse words function as actual curses. curses, most often of the concussive or pyrotechnic type. Part of the reason the Adult Conspiracy (To Keep Interesting Things From Children) exists is that children knowing these words actually [[FridgeBrilliance actually]] makes them ''dangerous''.
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* ''{{Vexxarr}}'': [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=071906 Weapons grade pleading?]]
* ''{{Spacetrawler}}'': One guest comic depicts a "Grwfl-grwfl" joke so hilarious that it [[YourHeadASplode causes its hearer's head to explode]]. An entire [[PlanetOfHats joke-obsessed species]] is listening via radio, eagerly anticipating the funniest joke ever--and they're completely wiped out in seconds. (Fortunately for the rest of the galaxy, the punchline relies on terminology that died with that species, so it has no effect on anyone else.)

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* ''{{Vexxarr}}'': ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}'': [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=071906 Weapons grade pleading?]]
* ''{{Spacetrawler}}'': ''Webcomic/{{Spacetrawler}}'': One guest comic depicts a "Grwfl-grwfl" joke so hilarious that it [[YourHeadASplode causes its hearer's head to explode]]. An entire [[PlanetOfHats joke-obsessed species]] is listening via radio, eagerly anticipating the funniest joke ever--and they're completely wiped out in seconds. (Fortunately for the rest of the galaxy, the punchline relies on terminology that died with that species, so it has no effect on anyone else.)
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* ''VideoGame/TheUrQuanMasters'': Eternal One's full name is this to Daktaklakpak. It caused extinction of that species, as name is full summary of what Eternal one is, starting with name, the genetic material, so on and on. There is no computing system that can calculate its full name.
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* For ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator,'' this is the method of duelling. Both combatants are in a disagreement, and settle their argument with a selection of nonsense that players have to string into a semi-coherent insult. It's possible to hurt one's opponent deeper by hitting closer to home: Nigel Hogg, for example, is sensitive about the topic of weight and appearance ("[[MadLibsDialogue Your face... is fat... and... your mother... is dull and ugly!]]"), while John Shufflebottom doesn't like his fashion sense being mocked ("Your hat... looks like... a dead parrot... you numpty!")

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* For ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator,'' this is the method of duelling. Both combatants are in a disagreement, and settle their argument with a selection of nonsense that players have to string into a semi-coherent insult. It's possible to hurt one's opponent deeper by hitting closer to home: Nigel Hogg, for example, is sensitive about the topic of weight and appearance ("[[MadLibsDialogue Your face... is fat... and... your mother... is [Your face] [is fat] [and] [your mother] [is dull and ugly!]]"), ugly]!]]"), while John Shufflebottom doesn't like his fashion sense being mocked ("Your hat... looks like... a ("[Your hat] [looks like] [a dead parrot... you numpty!")parrot], [you numpty!]")
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* In the UsefulNotes/{{NES}} [[VideoGame/FelixTheCat Felix the Cat video game]], Felix's car power-up uses its horn honks (symbolized by the word "BO") as its attack. And during the Gulpo boss fight, he sometimes shouts the word BLOB! at you, which can hurt if it connects.
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* For ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator,'' this is the method of duelling. Both combatants are in a disagreement, and settle their argument with a selection of nonsense that players have to string into a semi-coherent insult. It's possible to hurt one's opponent deeper by hitting closer to home: Nigel Hogg, for example, is sensitive about the topic of weight and appearance ("Your face is fat and your mother is dull and ugly!"), while John Shufflebottom doesn't like his fashion sense being mocked ("Your hat looks like a dead parrot, you numpty!")

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* For ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator,'' this is the method of duelling. Both combatants are in a disagreement, and settle their argument with a selection of nonsense that players have to string into a semi-coherent insult. It's possible to hurt one's opponent deeper by hitting closer to home: Nigel Hogg, for example, is sensitive about the topic of weight and appearance ("Your face ("[[MadLibsDialogue Your face... is fat and fat... and... your mother mother... is dull and ugly!"), ugly!]]"), while John Shufflebottom doesn't like his fashion sense being mocked ("Your hat hat... looks like like... a dead parrot, parrot... you numpty!")

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-->"You fight like a dairy farmer!"\\
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"



* For ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator,'' this is the method of duelling. Both combatants are in a disagreement over what serves as plot, and settle their argument with a MadLibs selection of nonsense. It's possible to hurt one's opponent deeper by hitting closer to home, such as remarking on their sense of fashion, or any relatives if they're dead/in jail. You'll be told after a remark how effectively it hit, so you know whether to abandon a line of insult that doesn't impact them, or to pursue anything that would wound them personally.

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* For ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator,'' this is the method of duelling. Both combatants are in a disagreement over what serves as plot, disagreement, and settle their argument with a MadLibs selection of nonsense. nonsense that players have to string into a semi-coherent insult. It's possible to hurt one's opponent deeper by hitting closer to home, such as remarking on their sense home: Nigel Hogg, for example, is sensitive about the topic of fashion, or any relatives if they're dead/in jail. You'll be told after a remark how effectively it hit, so you know whether to abandon a line of insult that weight and appearance ("Your face is fat and your mother is dull and ugly!"), while John Shufflebottom doesn't impact them, or to pursue anything that would wound them personally.like his fashion sense being mocked ("Your hat looks like a dead parrot, you numpty!")
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* ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'': Alice has foul language that actually affects people. She then accidentally did it to her boss at meeting about it. [[http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-04-09 This]], then at [[http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-04-10 meeting]].

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* ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'': Alice has foul language that actually affects people. She then accidentally did it to her boss at meeting about it. [[http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-04-09 This]], then at [[http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-04-10 meeting]]. Perhaps she learned it from [[http://dilbert.com/strip/1998-11-02 one of her coworkers.]]
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* The Deplorable Word in ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia'' is one of the most dangerous weapons in existence--the instant it is spoken, all life in a world, except that of the speaker, is instantly and irreversibly decimated. It's not known whether or not this was limited to Charn (Jadis's home world); thankfully, no one in the series ever tries it again.

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* The Deplorable Word in ''Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia'' is one of the most dangerous weapons in existence--the instant it is spoken, all life in a world, except that of the speaker, is instantly and irreversibly decimated.annihilated. It's not known whether or not this was limited to Charn (Jadis's home world); thankfully, no one in the series ever tries it again.
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* ''Literature/{{Orthogonal}}'': The poem, if written on body then pressed on other being body, would be deadly in short time was briefly discussed as myth. They are [[StarfishAliens very different]] so they form writing with their bodies, then dye skin and press paper on it. So, basically written weapons-grade poem.

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* ''Literature/{{Orthogonal}}'': The There is a myth that the poem, if written on a being's body then pressed on other being body, against that of another, would be deadly in a short time was briefly discussed as myth. be deadly. They are [[StarfishAliens very different]] different from humans]], so they form writing with their bodies, then dye their skin and press paper on it. So, basically written Basically, it's a weapons-grade poem.
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* For ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator,'' this is the method of duelling. Both combatants are in a disagreement over what serves as plot, and settle their argument with a MadLibs selection of nonsense. It's possible to hurt one's opponent deeper by hitting closer to home, such as remarking on their sense of fashion, or any relatives if they're dead/in jail. You'll be told after a remark how effectively it hit, so you know whether to abandon a line of insult that doesn't impact them, or to pursue anything that would wound them personally.
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* In ''VideoGame/PlanescapeTorment'', there's a statue in an art gallery that's actually a mage who was [[TakenForGranite turned to stone]] just before he could utter the worst curse in the entire Planes. If you should use an item to unpetrify him, he'll use the curse on you, causing you to die horribly (you get better) and massively upgrading Morte's [[IShallTauntYou Litany of Curses]].

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