History Main / WannabeLine

* The entire point of an episode of ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', where he tries to prove himself "Tough enough" to enter the club. On the plus side, the line's apparently either very short or very fast, because he gets to make half a dozen attempts to get past the bouncer.

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---> '''Mr. Perdue:''' "You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?!"

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* The Black Sun in ''Literature/SnowCrash'' had a crowd of wannabes outside. Being as it was in virtual reality, there was no bouncer, as either you were allowed to walk in or you'd run into an invisible wall.
** There were bouncers, but they were just there to throw people out.

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* In ''Series/TheLibrarians'', Jake and Ezekiel end up in one of these. Needing to get inside to save the world, Jake starts to do the usual tough-guy routine with the bouncer, but the confrontation morphs into a [[HiddenDepths conversation about British vs. American authors]], which distracts the bouncer enough for Ezekiel to slip inside.

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* The music video "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmxUMcqGGTw Whistle While I Work It]]" (feat. Chester See, Creator/{{Tobuscus}}, and Creator/WayneBrady) has a group of friends try to get into a club past the line using a flyer, despite the fact that they're a group of dudes without any girls with them. The doorman waves them off in annoyance, and they're forced to go to the back of the long line, with Chester See singing that he "[knows] somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows..." They manage to get in hours later, but one of them is not let in, as he's wearing flip-flops. The whole song is about a typical RealLife club-goer (expensive valet parking, long lines, overpriced drinks, dirty bathrooms, too loud to talk, too crowded to dance). Even someone like Wayne Brady ends up being barred from the VIP room despite being recognized.

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* One appeared in ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine''. Rat and Zebra got in; [[ButtMonkey Pig]], who'd recently visited a vet instead of a doctor and been given a cone to wear, was not so lucky.

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* The music video "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmxUMcqGGTw Whistle While I Work It]]" (feat. Chester See, Creator/{{Tobuscus}}, and [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Wayne Brady]]) has a group of friends try to get into a club past the line using a flyer, despite the fact that they're a group of dudes without any girls with them. The doorman waves them off in annoyance, and they're forced to go to the back of the long line, with Chester See singing that he "[knows] somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows..." They manage to get in hours later, but one of them is not let in, as he's wearing flip-flops. The whole song is about a typical RealLife club-goer (expensive valet parking, long lines, overpriced drinks, dirty bathrooms, too loud to talk, too crowded to dance). Even someone like Wayne Brady ends up being barred from the VIP room despite being recognized.

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* A deleted scene in ''Film/{{Zoolander}}'' features a long sequence in which the titular character elbows his way through multiple Wannabe Lines and into progressively smaller and more exclusive VIP sections before finally reaching rival Hansel to deliver a zinger.

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* The Afterlife club on Omega in ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' features a small line of would-be patrons. Shepard goes right in.

The CoolestClubEver must have a line outside composed of people yearning to be found cool enough to enter; alas, they're NotOnTheList. This is the WannabeLine. Its main purpose is to be there for our hero to be whisked past, so we may know that our hero is cool. Alternatively, our hero may be trapped there with everyone else, to remind us that, although we know they're cool, [[CoolLoser no one else does]]. In RealLife, the Wannabe Line is usually for clubgoers who lacked the foresight to get there before the club reached capacity, and coolness or lack thereof doesn't enter the picture as often as TV Land would have us believe.

Banishment to the WannabeLine is always adjudicated by a team of monstrous {{Bouncer}}s.

* A deleted scene in ''Film/{{Zoolander}}'' features a long sequence in which the titular character elbows his way through multiple [[WannabeLine Wannabe Lines]] and into progressively smaller and more exclusive VIP sections before finally reaching rival Hansel to deliver a zinger.

* The Mysterioso in ''Literature/MoonOverSoho'' is an attempt at recreating the atmosphere of a Soho jazz club in TheSixties. With this in mind, The Management hire the toughest bouncers they can find, and basically tell them to let people in based on personal whim. At 11:45, the WannabeLine is ''still'' going on forever. Peter (not wanting to panic the staff and clientele by saying "PC Grant, here on a case") gets through by namedropping his dad, the legendary trumpeter "Lord" Grant.

* Subverted in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/MissionHill'': frustrated at waiting in line for hours to get in the CoolestClubEver only to be turned away at the door, [[CoolLoser Andy]] has his revenge by setting up a fake club front in an abandoned building across the street and letting no one in at all, except for [[LimitedSocialCircle his friends]], who are all in on it. Pretty soon, the steep exclusivity factor draws a WannabeLine that rivals the real club's, until he fakes a fire gutting the place and ruining him (just before anyone got TOO wise).

* ''{{Goodfellas}}'' illustrates the benefits of Mafia life when Henry and Karen are whisked past the line to enter the club through the back entrance.

* In ''LAStory'', Harris can only get a reservation to the new trendy restaurant by being approved by [[ThoseWackyNazis The Fourth Reich Bank.]]

* A deleted scene in ''{{Zoolander}}'' features a long sequence in which the titular character elbows his way through multiple [[WannabeLine Wannabe Lines]] and into progressively smaller and more exclusive VIP sections before finally reaching rival Hansel to deliver a zinger.
* ''KnockedUp'' has something of a [[DeconstructedTrope deconstruction]] of the Wannabe Line. Allison and Debbie are trying to have fun for once at a nightclub and the bouncer refuses them entry. Debbie goes on a [[ClusterFBomb wicked]] rant about him not thinking they're "slutty" enough and how pathetic he is. He responds that he hates his job and finds them both immensely attractive, but states that they are still considered too old, and having a pregnant woman (Allison) in the club is preposterous.

* Subverted in ''QueerAsFolk''. After Brian takes over Babylon, a rival club opens that steals business. He ends up getting renewed interest in the club by establishing a Wannabe Line and only letting attractive young men in. The club is actually completely empty and the ones let in are models Brian hired.

* ''That70sShow'' had this as an A plot, where Eric, Donna, Hyde and Fez try to get into a Studio 54 knock off in Chicago. Donna as the designated hot girl gets in right away but the boys take longer. Fez gets in with his dance moves, Hyde with his anti-conformity speech, and Eric simply because he is Donna's boyfriend (the bouncer couldn't believe she was dating him, and thought they were ''siblings'').
* In ''HomeImprovement'', Tim and Jill go to a club to search for Wilson's niece and the bouncer lets Jill in but not Tim because he's not cool enough. Tim then becomes obsessed with trying to get in. However, said club wasn't a CoolestClubEver, it was a fairly normal looking club.
* ''TheNanny'': Fran and Valerie usually spend their nights off at one of those lines to see celebrities entering. One day, feeling Maxwell needed to get out more, Fran invited him along. Because Fran and Valerie didn't want to drive away potential boyfriends, they asked him to pretend he didn't know them. It backfired on them when ''he'' was let in.

* One appeared in ''PearlsBeforeSwine''. Rat and Zebra got in; [[ButtMonkey Pig]], who'd recently visited a vet instead of a doctor and been given a cone to wear, was not so lucky.

* Subverted in an episode of ''MissionHill'': frustrated at waiting in line for hours to get in the CoolestClubEver only to be turned away at the door, [[CoolLoser Andy]] has his revenge by setting up a fake club front in an abandoned building across the street and letting no one in at all, except for [[LimitedSocialCircle his friends]], who are all in on it. Pretty soon, the steep exclusivity factor draws a WannabeLine that rivals the real club's, until he fakes a fire gutting the place and ruining him (just before anyone got TOO wise).
* The entire point of an episode of ''SpongeBobSquarePants'', where he tries to prove himself "Tough enough" to enter the club. On the plus side, the line's apparently either very short or very fast, because he gets to make half a dozen attempts to get past the bouncer.

* ''SheepInTheBigCity'': General Specific and his soldiers cannot get in the clubs his cousin enters. When Sheep got in, General Specific asked his cousin to held a party at his base to attract Sheep and told his cousin to tell the bouncers to let his friends in. [[ExactWords However, the bouncer was told to let "General Specific's friends" but wasn't told to let "General Specific" in]].

* The music video "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmxUMcqGGTw Whistle While I Work It]]" (feat. Chester See, Creator/{{Tobuscus}}, and [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Wayne Brady]]) has a group of friends try to get into a club past the line using a flyer, despite the fact that they're a group of dudes without any girls with them. The doorman waves them off in annoyance, and they're forced to go to the back of the long line, with Chester See singing that he "[knows] somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows..." They manage to get in hours later, but one of them is not let in, as he's wearing flip-flops. The whole song is about a typical RealLife club-goer. Even someone like Wayne Brady ends up being barred from the VIP room despite being recognized.

* Subverted in ''QueerAsFolk''. After Brian takes over Babylon, a rival club opens that steals business. He ends up getting renewed interest in the club by establishing a Wannabe Line and only letting attractive young men is. The club is actually completely empty and the ones let in are models Brian hired.

* In front of the Paris dance club in ''VideoGame/KickBeat''. The canon male hero is turned away at the door after implausibly presenting himself as a "friend of the owner" and resorts to a diversion to get in, quickly resulting in a huge fight in the club. Later, the canonical heroine walks past the same line accompanied by admiring comments and phone camera shots and is immediately beckoned in by the bouncers. Promptly subverted; the bouncers recognized her as "with that guy" and club security is waiting in ambush inside.

* Penguin's club, The Iceberg Lounge, in the later ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'' has such a line. In "Joker's Millions', Barbara and Dick get in by Barbara mentioning her father as the Penguin is walking by. Bruce Wayne is seen in the Lounge later.

* Subverted in an episode of ''MissionHill'': frustrated at waiting in line for hours to get in CoolestClubEver only to be turned away at the door, [[CoolLoser Andy]] has his revenge by setting up a fake club front in an abandoned building across the street and letting no one in at all, except for [[LimitedSocialCircle his friends]], who are all in on it. Pretty soon, the steep exclusivity factor draws a WannabeLine that rivals the real club's, until he fakes a fire gutting the place and ruining him (just before anyone got TOO wise).

* One appeared in PearlsBeforeSwine. Rat and Zebra got in; [[ButtMonkey Pig]], who'd recently visited a vet instead of a doctor and been given a cone to wear, was not so lucky.

* In LAStory, Harris can only get a reservation to the new trendy restaurant by being approved by [[ThoseWackyNazis The Fourth Reich Bank.]]

* Half of the plot of Film/ANightAtTheRoxbury revolves around getting past the tremendous line in front of the eponymous club.

* ''KnockedUp'' has something of a [[DeconstructedTrope deconstruction]] of the Wannabee Line. Allison and Debbie are trying to have fun for once at a nightclub and the bouncer refuses them entry. Debbie goes on a [[ClusterFBomb wicked]] rant about him not thinking they're "slutty" enough and how pathetic he is. He responds that he hates his job and finds them both immensely attractive, but states that they are still considered too old, and having a pregnant woman (Allison) in the club is preposterous.

* The Hive from ''VideoGame/DeusExHumanRevolution'' has a small line, Jensen has other ways of getting in though, including the vents, the sewers and decking the bouncer.