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Walking down the alley alone to tell his friend about the SerialKiller in town. Telling everybody in earshot he has [[HaveYouToldAnyoneElse vital evidence that he'll be taking to the authorities very shortly]]. [[CuriosityKilledTheCast Hovering in a known dangerous area]] [[NeverSplitTheParty without backup]]. [[PoorCommunicationKills Not telling the rest of the heroes about the upcoming trap laid out for them]]. BullyingADragon or MuggingTheMonster. [[WhatDoesThisButtonDo Touching buttons]] [[DontTouchItYouIdiot when told not to]]. JugglingLoadedGuns. [[PerilousOldFool Refusing to believe his glory days are behind him]]. [[BlackmailBackfire Blackmailing someone about murder]]. Not only possessing GenreBlindness, but putting [[Franchise/TheHitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy Zaphod Beeblebrox's]] [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses on over it]]. Even close friends have to {{facepalm}} upon hearing of his or her exploits. WhoWouldBeStupidEnough These people, that's who!

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Walking down the alley alone to tell his friend about the SerialKiller in town. Telling everybody in earshot he has [[HaveYouToldAnyoneElse vital evidence that he'll be taking to the authorities very shortly]]. [[CuriosityKilledTheCast Hovering in a known dangerous area]] [[NeverSplitTheParty without backup]]. [[PoorCommunicationKills Not telling the rest of the heroes about the upcoming trap laid out for them]]. BullyingADragon BullyingADragon, MuggingTheMonster or MuggingTheMonster.whatever. [[WhatDoesThisButtonDo Touching buttons]] [[DontTouchItYouIdiot when told not to]]. JugglingLoadedGuns. [[PerilousOldFool Refusing to believe his glory days are behind him]]. [[BlackmailBackfire Blackmailing someone about murder]]. Not only possessing GenreBlindness, but putting [[Franchise/TheHitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy Zaphod Beeblebrox's]] [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses on over it]]. Even close friends have to {{facepalm}} upon hearing of his or her exploits. WhoWouldBeStupidEnough These people, that's who!
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* [[https://youtu.be/w68bNY1mGus This Toshiba commercial]] involves a mass power outage that lasts for a few days. When one young man examines some '''''obviously''''' expired milk in his fridge, he drinks it anyway. Which starts a zombie apocalypse.
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* Another GEICO example: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYae3ZAAbLc "Horror Movie"]]. Even the Killer does an eye roll and has a look on his face that simply says "Are you '''fucking''' kidding me?".

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* Another GEICO example: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYae3ZAAbLc "Horror Movie"]]. Even the Killer does an eye roll and has a look on his face that simply says "Are you '''fucking''' kidding me?"."Pretty sure I'm doing the genepool a favor at this point...".
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* Defied in ''Advertising/ClaudeTheCat''. Claude's owner often makes foolish mistakes that ''nearly'' kill him, but Claude saves him.
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* A family in a flood is being rescued from a window on the second floor of their house when one of the crew notices a hat somehow floating upstream. As he watches, the hat turns and floats downstream, then begins floating upstream again.

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* A family in a flood is being rescued from a window on the second floor of their house when one of the crew notices a hat somehow floating upstream. As he watches, the hat turns and floats downstream, then begins floating upstream again.

The oldest daughter notices his confusion, then rolls her eyes. "That's Dad. He said he was gonna mow today come hell or high water."
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* [[spoiler: Katie]] from the ''Podcast/CoolKidsTable'' game ''Creepy Town'' thinks that the first several murders are fake and that she's being pranked, so she gets fed up with everything that's happening and tries to walk out of the room backwards while ranting at the others…directly into a meat hook.

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* [[spoiler: Katie]] from the ''Podcast/CoolKidsTable'' game ''Creepy Town'' thinks that the first several murders are fake and that she's being pranked, so she gets fed up with everything that's happening and tries to walk out of the room backwards while ranting at the others…directly others... directly into a meat hook.hook.
* ''Podcast/TheAdventureZoneBalance'' has [[spoiler: Boyland, who dies when he takes his helmet off and opens the window in an incredibly dangerous lab being encased in viral crystal, all for a smoke break.]]


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* Crops up from time to time in ''Roleplay/SurvivalOfTheFittest''. One of the most notable examples was ''the very first death in v4''. Danya tooks pains to tell the students that the [[ExplosiveLeash collars]] were more sensitive this time, and not as prone to tampering. This does not stop Remi Pierce from attempting to slice off his collar with a knife the second he woke up on the island, with [[YourHeadAsplode expected results]].
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* An Audi car commercial involved a party of vampires being incinerated by the bright headlights of the car being advertised. Aside from a few behind cover coming up (possibly because they didn't connect the silence with being something deadly and wanted to see what was happening), the vampire driving the car gets out...and walks into the path of the headlights. He is incinerated.
* The "Don't Text While Driving" [=PSAs=] invoke this, showing testimonials of families who have lost loved ones who were paying more attention to their texting than the road.
* One Fruit Gushers ad campaign depicts people licking various semi-liquid material without any sort of abandon (such as squid ink, for example) and reacting in shock when, no, it ''doesn't'' taste like the fruity filling that Fruit Gushers are known for. It's very much PlayedForLaughs, as most of the time the person's peers look on with looks of bewilderment and/or disgust as they lick the foreign object.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWD6EhA1pmY One early advertising campaign for]] Advertising/{{GEICO}} featured something like this; each animated short had a curious man doing something ''really'' dumb (like walking up to a cannon and then pressing a button next to it, causing the cannon to fire in his face), at which point the voiceover announcer would say, "We all do dumb things. Paying too much for car insurance doesn't have to be one of them."
* Another GEICO example: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYae3ZAAbLc "Horror Movie"]]. Even the Killer does an eye roll and has a look on his face that simply says "Are you '''fucking''' kidding me?".
-->'''Teen #1:''' Let's hide in the attic!\\
'''Teen #2:''' No, in the basement!\\
'''Teen #3:''' Why can't we just get in the ''running car?''\\
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'''Teen #4:''' Are you ''crazy''?! Let's hide behind the '' wall of chainsaws!''\\
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'''Teen #2:''' HEAD FOR THE CEMETERY!!!
* The people from the Jack Links Beef Jerky "Messin' with Sasquatch" commercials. Seriously, it's not worth it for just a few laughs!
* An Australian Metro safety ad presents a three-minute song: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw "Dumb Ways to Die"]]. It went viral.
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* A blonde having a medical examination didn't want to take her headphones off. She kept telling the doctor, "If I take them off, I'll die." Her doctor assured her she wouldn't, so she took them off. After a few minutes, she fell over dead. The doctor put the headphones to his ear to listen. It was a recorded instruction, saying, "Breathe in.... breathe out. Breathe in.... breathe out."
* [[BlondeBrunetteRedhead A brunette, a redhead and a blonde]] are chased by a SerialKiller. They find a barn and hide in potato sacks. The killer comes and shakes the first bag. The brunette goes ''"[[ConvenientDecoyCat Meow! Meow!]]"'' "Just a dumb cat" says the killer while shaking the second bag. The redhead goes ''"Woof! Woof!"'' "Just a dumb dog" he says, and then shakes the third bag. And the DumbBlonde goes ''"Potato! Potato!"''
* Two men were walking through the woods when they found tracks. One said they were deer tracks, the other said they were elk tracks. They were still arguing about it when the train hit them.
* Another variant of this is three drunken men stumbling around on railroad tracks: the first one complains "these railings are way too low", the second one adds "and these steps are way too far apart" and the third one finishes with "it's OK, judging from the noise, the elevator will be here shortly".
* Lenny, a deeply religious man, lives by a river. He prays every day, reads the Bible from cover to cover, and does nothing but good works. One day, there's a massive storm. and Lenny hears a news report on the radio that due to the rains a nearby dam up-river is going to burst and flood the town. So Lenny thinks "It'll be okay, the Bible says that God loves me and will watch over me."\\\
Sure enough, the dam bursts, the river breaks its banks, and Lenny's house begins to flood. When he goes up to the next floor, he sees a friend in a rowboat. "Lenny," the friend calls out, "the whole house will be underwater soon. Get in my boat, I'll take us to higher land." "No need," Lenny calls back, "God loves me and will watch over me."\\\
The rains keep coming and the waters keep getting higher, however, eventually forcing Lenny to get onto his roof. A rescue helicopter flies overhead. "You down there," the pilot shouts through the loudspeaker, "the entire town's gonna be completely under water soon. Grab the rope ladder and I'll fly you out." "No need," Lenny yells back, "God loves me and will watch over me."\\\
But the rains keep coming, the waters get higher, and Lenny has nowhere else to go. He drowns. When he gets to the Pearly Gates, Lenny is absolutely pissed, and demands an audience with God. When God shows up, Lenny yells "God, I prayed to you every day. I lived a good life and did nothing but good works, and in the Bible it said you would watch over me if I did. How could you just let me drown like that?"\\\
And God replies "Lenny, [[InMysteriousWays I sent you a radio report, a boat, and a helicopter]]. What the hell else do you want from me?"
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* Music/{{Miserable}}: The band is walking all over the body of a bikini-clad [[GiantWoman giantess]] and they eventually wind up on her face while she's lying on her back. While everybody else is standing on her forehead, the bassist, Kevin Baldes, is standing on her lips. With one foot on each lip. As a result, when she has a sudden FaceHeelTurn [[spoiler: and starts gobbling up the band members, all she has to do is open up and let him fall into her mouth in order to snap him up.]]
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* [[spoiler: Katie]] from the ''Podcast/CoolKidsTable'' game ''Creepy Town'' thinks that the first several murders are fake and that she's being pranked, so she gets fed up with everything that's happening and tries to walk out of the room backwards while ranting at the others…directly into a meat hook.
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* [[Creator/{{CBC}} Ideas]]: A [[http://www.cbc.ca/radio/ideas/distant-future-warnings-the-challenges-of-communicating-with-eternity-1.4158805 show about]] warning [[TheFuture future people]] about buried radioactive waste features a [[ApocalypticLog story]] where [[AdventurerArchaeologist future archaeologists]] trek for days to find a [[NeglectfulPrecursors facility]] containing a [[SchmuckBait legendary treasure]], despite all the [[IWarnedYou warnings]]. The "treasure" is a [[EvilTaintedThePlace gigantic]] [[DurableDeathtrap underground vault]] filled with thousands of [[LeakingCanOfEvil leaking]] [[ToxicWasteCanDoAnything metal objects]]. [[spoiler:They die horribly [[AlmostDeadGuy on the way back]], still not knowing what killed them.]]
* ''Radio/TheBobAndTomShow'': The caller in the Mr. Obvious sketches. In one the caller thinks there is a "critter" in the pipes under his sink and when his wife turns on a light switch it makes it madder than anything. He even tried to get it out once. The sketch lives on this trope. Many either end with bodily injury or came close to it. Others include: Driving a boat down a ski slope (confusing water skiing and snow skiing), Driving with the car sun shade up (not making the connection of needing to remove it), and more.
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There's simple ignorance, when you just didn't know something. There's catching the IdiotBall, which is a momentary lapse. There's fear and panic in a chaotic situation. All those situations are understandable reasons for making poor decisions.

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There's simple ignorance, when you just didn't know something. There's catching the IdiotBall, which is a momentary lapse. There's fear and panic in a chaotic situation. All those situations are understandable reasons for making poor decisions. \n So far, we're at WhatAnIdiot
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There's simple ignorance, when you just didn't know something. There's catching the IdiotBall, which is a momentary lapse. There's fear and panic in a chaotic situation. All those situations are understandable reasons for making poor decisions. If these guys survive with, at worst, serious but not life-threatening injuries, that would be grounds for WhatAnIdiot

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There's simple ignorance, when you just didn't know something. There's catching the IdiotBall, which is a momentary lapse. There's fear and panic in a chaotic situation. All those situations are understandable reasons for making poor decisions. If these guys survive with, at worst, serious but not life-threatening injuries, that would be grounds for WhatAnIdiot\n



Note that it's not actually a requirement for the character in question to die. Death is often the result, but as long as it's a foolish action that very well ''could'' have gotten the character killed, even if it didn't, then the trope applies. As this is still a DeathTrope, however, '''[[Administrivia/HandlingSpoilers expect unmarked spoilers on the subpages]]'''.

Compare ArtificialStupidity, the video game equivalent of this which is a result of AI rather than the script being against them. Contrast DeathByPragmatism and LetsGetDangerous. Not to be confused with EvilutionaryBiologist or TheSocialDarwinist, although [[ValuesDissonance they generally consider it a]] MoralEventHorizon [[ValuesDissonance to not kill the dumb]]. See also SuicidalOverconfidence, another video game version. LethallyStupid is when someone's stupidity causes havoc for others.

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Note that it's not actually a requirement for the character in question to die. Death is often the result, but as long as it's a foolish action that very well ''could'' have gotten the character killed, even if it didn't, then the trope applies. As this is still a DeathTrope, however, '''[[Administrivia/HandlingSpoilers expect unmarked spoilers on the subpages]]'''.

Compare ArtificialStupidity, the video game equivalent of this which is a result of AI rather than the script being against them. Contrast DeathByPragmatism and LetsGetDangerous. Not to be confused with EvilutionaryBiologist or TheSocialDarwinist, although [[ValuesDissonance they generally consider it a]] MoralEventHorizon [[ValuesDissonance to not kill the dumb]]. See also SuicidalOverconfidence, another video game version. LethallyStupid is when someone's stupidity simply causes havoc for others.
havoc, instead of being the cause of their demise.

As this is a DeathTrope, '''[[Administrivia/HandlingSpoilers expect unmarked spoilers on the subpages]]'''.
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Compare ArtificialStupidity, the video game equivalent of this which is a result of AI rather than the script being against them. Contrast DeathByPragmatism and LetsGetDangerous. Not to be confused with EvilutionaryBiologist or TheSocialDarwinist, although [[ValuesDissonance they generally consider it a]] MoralEventHorizon [[ValuesDissonance to not kill the dumb]]. See also SuicidalOverconfidence, another video game version. LethallyStupid is when someone's stupidity simply causes havoc, instead of being the cause of their demise.

As this is a DeathTrope, '''[[Administrivia/HandlingSpoilers expect unmarked spoilers on the subpages]]'''.

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Note that it's not actually a requirement for the character in question to die. Death is often the result, but as long as it's a foolish action that very well ''could'' have gotten the character killed, even if it didn't, then the trope applies. As this is still a DeathTrope, however, '''[[Administrivia/HandlingSpoilers expect unmarked spoilers on the subpages]]'''.

Compare ArtificialStupidity, the video game equivalent of this which is a result of AI rather than the script being against them. Contrast DeathByPragmatism and LetsGetDangerous. Not to be confused with EvilutionaryBiologist or TheSocialDarwinist, although [[ValuesDissonance they generally consider it a]] MoralEventHorizon [[ValuesDissonance to not kill the dumb]]. See also SuicidalOverconfidence, another video game version. LethallyStupid is when someone's stupidity simply causes havoc, instead of being the cause of their demise.

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There's simple ignorance, when you just didn't know something. There's catching the IdiotBall, which is a momentary lapse. There's fear and panic in a chaotic situation. All those situations are understandable reasons for making poor decisions. Then there's ''these'' guys. People who are so stupid that they simply do not ''deserve'' to survive.

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There's simple ignorance, when you just didn't know something. There's catching the IdiotBall, which is a momentary lapse. There's fear and panic in a chaotic situation. All those situations are understandable reasons for making poor decisions. If these guys survive with, at worst, serious but not life-threatening injuries, that would be grounds for WhatAnIdiot

Then there's ''these'' guys. People who are so stupid that they simply do not ''deserve'' to survive.
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This trope is, surprisingly,[[note]][[HumansAreMorons or not]][[/note]] TruthInTelevision, as many people can attest to, although [[NoRealLifeExamplesPlease we won't.]]

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This trope is, surprisingly,[[note]][[HumansAreMorons or not]][[/note]] TruthInTelevision, as many people can attest to, although [[NoRealLifeExamplesPlease [[Administrivia/NoRealLifeExamplesPlease we won't.]]
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This trope is, surprisingly[[note]][[HumansAreMorons or not]][[/note]], TruthInTelevision, as many people can attest to, although [[NoRealLifeExamplesPlease we won't.]]

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This trope is, surprisingly[[note]][[HumansAreMorons surprisingly,[[note]][[HumansAreMorons or not]][[/note]], not]][[/note]] TruthInTelevision, as many people can attest to, although [[NoRealLifeExamplesPlease we won't.]]
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'''Note:''' This trope has been subject to some [[TropeDecay misuse]]. If you see any examples or {{pot hole}}s to this page in which the character's stupidity does not result in their demise, please remove them or point them to one of the alternative idiocy tropes. [[ChoosingDeath Suicide]] and HeroicSacrifices are not examples either.

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->''"That's right, I'm the best shot in the platoon. I could shoot the pipe from an officer's mouth at 300 meters. Don't believe me?"''
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->''"Nature abhors a moron."''
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->''"Okay, Marge, you hide in the abandoned amusement park! Lisa, the pet cemetery! Bart, spooky roller disco! And ''I'll'' go skinny dipping in that lake where the sexy teens were killed one hundred years ago tonight!"''
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS11E4TreehouseOfHorrorX Treehouse of Horror X]]"

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->''"Okay, Marge, you hide ->''"That's right, I'm the best shot in the abandoned amusement park! Lisa, platoon. I could shoot the pet cemetery! Bart, spooky roller disco! And ''I'll'' go skinny dipping in that lake where the sexy teens were killed one hundred years ago tonight!"''
pipe from an officer's mouth at 300 meters. Don't believe me?"''
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS11E4TreehouseOfHorrorX Treehouse of Horror X]]"
'''[[TabletopGame/OnlyWar Guardsman Varrant]]''', six minutes before his execution

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