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* ''Webcomic/TheBMovieComic'' has [[http://www.bmoviecomic.com/?cid=991 this]] in the intermission after the fifth movie:
-->'''Prof. Dr.:''' Well that was very impressive in volume, Mr. Snuka, but unfortunately too short in duration to do much good. ...Please feel free to make "that's what she said" jokes as appropriate. Or rather, as inappropriate.
* Spoofed in [[http://nedroid.com/2012/01/her-words-not-mine/ this]] ''Webcomic/{{Nedroid}}'' comic.
-->'''Beartato:''' Who?\\
'''Reginald''' Huh?\\
'''Beartato:''' Who said that?\\
'''Reginald:''' Uh...
* ''Webcomic/UndeadFriend'': [[http://undeadfriend.com/comic/undead-friend-chapter-09-page-04/ Brigger uses this line in reaction to Mahalah's accidental innuendo.]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Sunstone}}'': Lisa tries to make this kind of joke to Ally at one point during the last volume. It falls completely flat.
* ''Webcomic/StrongFemaleProtagonist'' has the following dialogue between the titular hero Alison/Mega-Girl and shrinking hero Pintsize:
-->'''Alison''': Are you inside of me?
-->'''Pintsize''': That's what ''she'' said!!
-->'''Alison''': God, I hope not.
* ''Webcomic/{{Realta}}'': While Elowen is being introduced to the underground hideout:
-->'''Elowen:''' How deep does it go?\\
'''Fletcher:''' That's what she said!\\
'''Kasi:''' [pushes him out an alcove]
* [[https://www.oglaf.com/hostilities/ This]] ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'' strip uses hot river nymphs for "her".
-->'''Commander:''' You have a tiny penis.\\
'''Soldier:''' That's what the nymphs said.\\
[{{Beat}}]\\
'''Soldier:''' About you.

* The one true catchphrase of LetsPlay/{{Necroscope|86}}.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2MnqSFueW0&feature=relmfu "Throughout history, the Tall Man has been terrorising anyone who harms his wood".]]

* WebVideo/{{Ask That Guy|With The Glasses}} revealed that the "she" in "That's what she said" is, in fact, WebVideo/ObscurusLupa.
* ''LetsPlay/MarioPartyTV'' is not opposed to saying this phrase. Mr. Doom prefers the phrase "that's what I told ''her''."

* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'', Gazpacho says this once, followed by "She didn't say that."
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': In the episode "Spanish Fry", Lrr from Omicron Persei 8 is threatening to remove certain appendages from Fry to be used as an alien aphrodisiac. ''Of course'' it used this phrase:
-->'''Fry:''' But in this case, I just don't think it's going to work.\\
'''Bender:''' That's what she said. Whooooo!
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'', a new co-worker at Strickland Propane, voiced by Creator/BenStiller, says this ''ad nauseam'', until Hank [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment washes his mouth out with soap]]. The episode's title? "That's What She Said", of course.
* Defied in ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', when Peter and Brian are putting together a crib:
-->'''Brian:''' Insert rod support A into slot B.\\
'''Peter:''' That's what she--\\
'''Brian:''' If you say "That's what she said" one more time, I swear I'm gonna pop you.

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z8mSwzSQQk This 1929 sound test]] for Creator/AlfredHitchcock's ''Blackmail'' has an amusing variant, courtesy of Hitch himself.

* ''Literature/WitchesAbroad'' has Nanny thinking to herself, "Just grab the first thing you see, said the High Priest to the Vestal Virgin" (a take on the antecedent to "That's what she said," "...said the Actress to the Bishop"). A footnote indicates that this is [[OrphanedPunchline the punchline to a joke that everyone on the Disc has forgotten]].

* A book titled "That's What She Said: Contemporary Poetry and Fiction by Native American Women" [[http://www.amazon.com/Thats-What-She-Said-Contemporary/dp/0253203384 I kid you not, folks, this is real.]]

* Implied in the ''Literature/CiaphasCain'' novel ''For the Emperor''. Cain concludes a briefing with "The harder and faster you go in, the better." and notes that Sulla is whispering something to another officer and giggling. Presumably Sulla made a comment along the lines of "That's what he said."

* ''Series/TheOfficeUK'': Appropriately for an Englishman, David Brent uses the "said the actress to the bishop" variant quite often.
* ''Series/TheOfficeUS'':
** Michael Scott is almost pathologically incapable of resisting an opportunity to use this joke. Even in the midst of a legal deposition. In an episode when Michael is being forced by his boss to not tell inappropriate jokes around the office, Jim deliberately starts saying things that could have double meanings until he finally gives in.
--->'''Jim:''' Does that include "that's what she said"?\\
'''Michael:''' Mm-hmm, yes.\\
'''Jim:''' Wow, that is really hard. ''[beat; Michael restrains himself]'' Do you really think you can go all day long? ''[another beat, now Michael is straining hard not to open his mouth]'' Well, you've always left me satisfied, and smiling, so...\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Michael:''' THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
** One of the DVD box-sets is titled "''The Office'' Ultimate Package (that's what she said)".
** In the SeriesFinale, [[spoiler: just before Dwight's wedding to Angela, Michael [[BackForTheFinale returns]] to be his best man (or "Bestest Mensch"). An emotional Dwight tells him "I can't believe you came!", and Michael responds with a smile: "That's what she said."]]
** After [[spoiler:Oscar]] comes out, Michael proudly changes a "That's what she said" joke to a "That's what HE said".
** The other co-workers have picked up Michael's catch phrase. Creed, Dwight (much to Michael's annoyance), Stanley (in a deleted Season 3 scene) Pam, and even Jan have all said the line during the show's run.
** During one of Ricky Gervais's Season 7 cameos as David Brent, 'That's What She said" is namedropped by David after he meets Michael. This delights Michael, who spontaneously hugs David (despite just meeting each other).

* ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'':
** Creator/AmyPoehler's recurring character Amber (with one leg, etc.) used it as a catchphrase. For example, when she was on ''Series/AmericasNextTopModel'':
--->'''Tyra:''' Amber, it was very hard for us to find a good picture of you.\\
'''Amber:''' I bet it was hard.\\
'''Tyra:''' But we did our best.\\
'''Amber:''' That's what she said.\\
'''Tyra:''' You're not using that right.\\
'''Amber:''' That's what she said.\\
'''Tyra:''' Better.
** On the season 35 episode of ''SNL'' hosted by Tina Fey, during a sketch about Tiger Woods's first game back from his sex scandal, Tina Fey plays a hooker named Ashlyn St. Cloud who says, "That's what Tiger said," after one of the commentators says, "Let's take a look at the hole through the aerial cam."
* In an episode of ''Series/RulesOfEngagement'', Russell is dating a woman who speaks in almost nothing but unintentional DoubleEntendre. Adam suggests that she might be the 'she' who actually says all those 'that's what she said' remarks.
* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'':
** A variation occurred in Season 6:
--->'''Barney:''' (as Ted is packing something) Woah, Ted, that thing you're packing's way too big to fit in that box..\\
'''Ted:''' Yeah, that's what your mom said.\\
'''Barney:''' HOW DARE YOU?!\\
'''Ted:''' No, she actually said that.\\
'''Barney's mom:''' Ted, dear, I thought I told you that won't fit in there.
%%** "Top 10 things Marshall said on his wedding night".
%%** One episode featured a woman who speaks in unintentional {{Double Entendre}}s.
* ''Series/{{NCIS}}'': In "Sub Rosa", the seventh episode of the series, Gibbs (not [=DiNozzo=] [[HandsomeLech for once]]) has a moment like this when Kate is thrown against him during a submarine's emergency surfacing. Cue a smirk from a watching crewman and a DeathGlare from Kate.
-->'''Kate:''' Wow.\\
'''Gibbs:''' Yeah. That's what they all tell me.

* ''Series/NewsRadio'' has this when Dave & Lisa broke up, the rest unaware:
-->'''Dave:''' I know it's a crummy story but someone has to do a piece on the Williamsburg Bridge renovation.\\
'''Lisa:''' Give it to me, Dave. I'll take it.\\
'''Joe:''' That's not the first time Dave's heard Lisa say that.\\
'''Dave:''' Give it a rest.\\
'''Bill:''' I'll bet that's not the first time Lisa's heard Dave say that.\\
'''Lisa:''' Look you really don't want to get into this.\\
'''Catherine:''' I bet Dave's never heard that one before.\\
'''Dave:''' Seriously, this is a very sensitive area.\\
'''Beth:''' That's what she said.\\
'''Lisa:''' Okay, I'm telling them.\\
'''Bill:''' And I'll bet that's not... Actually, that doesn't really work, does it?
* In the ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' episode "Wedding Show":
-->'''Bud:''' I had sex! With a girl! And I did it good!\\
'''Kelly:''' Oh, my God.\\
'''Bud:''' That's what she said. Twice.

* ''Series/AreYouBeingServed'':
** Mr. Mash indulges in a bit of this with the perfume salesgirl in "His and Hers".
--->'''Mr. Mash:''' ''[holding an extension cord]'' Here we are, then. Let's hope we don't get a short-circuit when we plug it in...as Mae West said when she picked up the midget. I suppose it'll take a few moments to warm up...as Mae West said to the Eskimo.
** Lampshaded by the salesgirl when he was instructed to leave the sales floor and remarked about having to unclog a toilet.
--->'''Salesgirl:''' I wonder who Mae West said that to.
* On ''Series/GilmoreGirls'' Sookie say this when they look up at a gigantic house that Luke and Lorelai were contemplating buying. Lorelai repeats it not even ten seconds later and frequently puts her own spin on it by saying "Dirty" instead.

* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEP9aU-ynm0#t=0m38s this newscast]] Wendy Rieger: "It's about 7 inches too much!" Notice how she measures 17 inches.

* On ''Sunrise On 7'', A.J. Roach describes men's water polo to Edwina Barthowlmew:

* On ''Series/LostGirl'', succubus Bo gets a "That's what I said" in after Dyson says he "rode for two days straight" returning from looking for Lauren.
* Fox News: In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWq7-dpZO8A3#t=2m50s this clip,]] Megyn Kelly asks Janice Dean if [[HoYay they'll be going to bed together]].
* Jake from ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'' uses "Title of your sex tape" whenever Amy (and gradually the rest of the cast as the series goes on) says something that can be misinterpreted as a demeaning line about her sex life. He keeps it up even after he and Amy take the "Unresolved" out of their UnresolvedSexualTension, though by that point they're both taking it in good humor.
-->'''Amy:''' ''(in bed with Jake after their first time)'' I hope this wasn't a mistake.\\
'''Jake:''' "I hope this wasn't a mistake," title of your sex tape. ''(gasps excitedly)'' Title of OUR sex tape!
* In ''Series/QueerAsFolkUS'', when Brian boasts about having sex with his co-worker Kip on his desk at work, Michael tells Brian that he is "unbelievable" and is told, "That's what he said."

* In ''Series/PennAndTellerFoolUs'', it's invoked by the presenter, Jonathan Ross, during the deliberations after [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRpz0zuAGVs&t=6m00s Shawn Farquhar's magic trick]] (which, by the way, fooled them).
-->'''Shawn:''' (...) I think magic that takes place in somebody else's hands is so much powerful than magic that takes place in our own.\\
'''Jonathan:''' That's what I tell my wife all the time.
* In his appearance on ''[[Series/TheTonightShow The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon]]'', Creator/GabrielIglesias narrates that, rather than scold his teenage stepson Frankie, he prefers to mess with him with [[ParentalSexualitySquick anything resembling affection between Gabe and Frankie's mom]]. Case in point, when Frankie sleeps through his loud alarm:
-->'''Gabriel:''' He doesn't wanna wake up, so what I do is I get on top of the bed, and I slowly lay on top of him. Oh, and you can hear him: "AUUUUUUGH, OH GOD, YOU'RE TOO BIG! YOU'RE TOO BIG", and then I whisper in his ear, "[[IBangedYourMom That's what your mom said]]".
* One of Terry Gilliam's animated segments in ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' contained a variant on this theme.
-->'''"Charles Fatless":''' Then let me have your puny, scrawny little body for just fifteen minutes a day!\\
'''Camp Gay Man:''' Mmmm, I've heard ''that'' one before, ducky! ''[Is punched squarely in the jaw]''

* In "That's What I Told Him Last Night" from the musical ''Arms and the Girl'', a Continental Army sergeant is giving instructions to his soldiers, and girls interject the song's title in response to such lines as "don't be scared to use your hands" and "feel your way around."
* ''Theatre/CityOfAngels'' uses a variant:
-->'''Buddy:''' ''[re iron lung]'' Werner! Come here, try this out!\\
'''Werner:''' Looks awfully small and tight.\\
'''Buddy:''' Said the sailor to the girl!

[[folder:Web Comics]]

* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** Used [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0753.html here]].
** Belkar's "surprise burn" in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0836.html this comic]] is a variation.
---> '''Roy:''' I'll take dull efficiency over exciting uncertainty any day of the week.\\
'''Belkar:''' Obviously, your girlfriend feels the same way.
** There's another one is [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0837.html this comic]]
---> '''Roy:''' Good. Now that we're together, I want to get inside that canyon as soon as possible.\\
'''Belkar:''' And that's what you said to your girlfriend!
* "She" shows up herself in [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/2443/ this]] ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' comic.
* ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'' has an [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/skinhorse/series.php?view=archive&chapter=49524 exchange]] between a tiger and a gerbil that can turn human:
-->'''Tiger:''' [I'll eat you.] You'll be substantially less than a mouthful. What do you think of that?\\
'''Artie:''' It's the opposite of what [[ThePornomancer Tip]] said last night.\\
'''Tiger:''' [[TooMuchInformation Now that's just inappropriate.]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' makes a surprise turn into this territory with [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009008 this conversation]]:
-->JOHN: yes, see, there's this huge organ...\\
ROXY: that is almost certainly what she said\\
ROXY: WONK\\
JOHN: oh, shush. :p

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[[caption-width-right:330:"You drilled this in pretty deep, Johnny."\\
"That's what ''she'' said! Hahaha!"\\
"Stop!! Seriously. How old are you?"\\
"[[CrossesTheLineTwice That's what she said.]]"]]

* UsefulNotes/MariaTheresa was discussing {{Sword Fight}}s in ''WebVideo/RoseOfVersaillesAbridged'', and a title card read this in response to something she said.
* In ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'', this almost ''kills'' [[BigSisterBully Suguha]], when Kirito unexpectedly bumps into her snacking on some muffins on their back porch.
-->'''Kirito:''' Aw, crap, why'd I come in the back door?\\
'''Suguha:''' ''[with her mouth full]'' OH! OH! THAFFS WHA SHE SEFF! ''[chokes on muffin, collapses]''
* ''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Movie]]'':
** Joey's standing in the way of Yugi, who says "Joey, get your butt out of my face!" Joey comes back with "Yeah, that's what she said." Doesn't quite work, does it?
** This same style is also in the Christmas special, where the first 'ghost' to visit Kaiba is Yugi. Kaiba eventually gets pissed off and tells Yugi to "get the hell out of my bedroom." Yugi responds with an incredibly witty: "Yeah, that's what she said."
** And again in a DepravedBisexual moment in ''What Would Yugi Do'':
--->'''Yami:''' Silence, slave!! Or do you ''want'' me to yank on your leash again?\\
'''Yugi:''' Ouch! Not so tight, Pharoah!\\
'''Yami:''' That's what she said. Or he, I could go either way, really. And that is ''also'' what she said!
** Then there was that time Creator/WayneGrayson completely owned Creator/LittleKuriboh using this comeback [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVWmmv-EQmU at Youmacon 2009.]]
--->'''LK:''' Well, it's good to know that Joey is loved in various areas. ''[{{beat}}]'' Wait a minu--\\
'''Wayne:''' That's what she said!
* ''Fanfic/TheDracoTrilogy'' has this in a HaveAGayOldTime sort of way -- back when it was written, the sentence hadn't quite acquired this meaning...

* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4878574/9/Serendipity One of the drabbles]] in the ''Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya'' fanfic ''[[FanficRecs/HaruhiSuzumiya Serendipity]]'' is about Ryoko's confusion regarding this trope.

* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11798428/13/Fall-to-Zenith Fall to Zenith]]'':
-->'''Freed:''' TOO SLOW!\\
'''Harry:''' As the actress said to the archbishop.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9570608/8/Harry-Potter-and-the-11th-Commandment Harry Potter and the 11th Commandment]]'':
-->'''Tony:''' Oh, you'll see. It'll be complicated but I think you can relax. Today's the seventh of August, and your hearing is on the twelfth. That's more than enough time for me to figure something out, don't worry.\\
'''Sirius:''' As long as Harry gets off, I'm happy.\\
'''Tony:''' That's what she said.

* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12606375/10/Aspirations-Forged-Manipulations Aspirations Forged Manipulations]]'':
-->'''Daphne:''' You and your sweet tooth.\\
'''Draco:''' It's not that big.\\
'''Harry:''' No, it's huge.\\
'''Fred/George:''' That's what she said.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13298072/12/Natural-Born-Mage Natural Born Mage]]'':
-->'''Oliver:''' This is it, the big one -\\
'''Fred:''' That's what she said.\\
'''Angelina:''' Not to you she didn't.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13962010/17/Like-Tenfold-Shields Like Tenfold Shields]]'':
-->'''Seamus:''' Charged particles?\\
'''Neville:''' Something Luna said. 'Cata... cataph... forget it. Something long and unfamiliar.\\
'''Seamus:''' That's what ''she'' said!
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14110171/5/The-Great-Escape The Great Escape]]'' Daphne is traveling by plane for the first time.
-->'''Daphne:''' It's a lot bigger than I thought it was.\\
'''Harry:''' That's what she said.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9421436/6/Draco-Malfoy-s-Very-Drunken-Adventure Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure]]'':
-->'''Draco:''' You ready?\\
'''Dudley:''' Yeah. Jus' get in there and ''do'' it.\\
'''Draco:''' That's what ''he'' said.

* In ''LetsPlay/CoryxKenshin'''s playthrough of ''Alcoholic Simulator'', this pops up onscreen as a FreezeFrameBonus after he exclaims [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Why is it not going in?"]].

* A variation occurs in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9421436/6/Draco-Malfoy-s-Very-Drunken-Adventure Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure]]''.

* Implied in Literature/CiaphasCain novel ''For the Emperor''. Cain concludes a briefing with "The harder and faster you go in, the better." and notes that Sulla is whispering something to another officer and giggling. Presumably Sulla made a comment along the lines of "That's what he said."

* In ''FanFic/FullmetalLol'', The Situation [[note]]aka, Greed[[/note]] has this as his CatchPhrase.

** Creator/AmyPoehler's recurring character Amber (with one leg, etc.) used it as a CatchPhrase. For example, when she was on ''Series/AmericasNextTopModel'':

'''Artie:''' It's the opposite of what [[AnythingThatMoves Tip]] said last night.\\

-->'''[[Literature/HighSchoolDxd Freed Sellzen]]:''' TOO SLOW!\\
'''Franchise/HarryPotter:''' As the actress said to the archbishop.

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13298072/12/Natural-Born-Mage Natural Born Mage]]'' Oliver's pre-game pep-talk is interrupted shortly after it begins.

* Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}}: In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWq7-dpZO8A3#t=2m50s this clip,]] Megyn Kelly asks Janice Dean if [[HoYay they'll be going to bed together]].