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Not to be confused with [[CrotchGrabSexCheck testing whether someone else has testes.]]

* Done twice in {{Series/DoctorWho}} by the Eleventh Doctor, both times rather subtly. The first time he has just regenerated into his new body, and exclaims "I'm a girl!" when he feels how long his hair is. He quickly realizes his mistake, and a keen eye will spot where his hand went next to verify the truth. The second time he has fallen to earth in an "impact suit" that's repairing his body, but had to put it on while falling and has the helmet on backwards. A human asks if that means he will be ''repaired'' backwards, and his hand once again takes a quick trip south to make sure everything's fine.

* Done twice in DoctorWho by the Eleventh Doctor, both times rather subtly. The first time he has just regenerated into his new body, and exclaims "I'm a girl!" when he feels how long his hair is. He quickly realizes his mistake, and a keen eye will spot where his hand went next to verify the truth. The second time he has fallen to earth in an "impact suit" that's repairing his body, but had to put it on while falling and has the helmet on backwards. A human asks if that means he will be ''repaired'' backwards, and his hand once again takes a quick trip south to make sure everything's fine.

[[folder:Jokes]]
* There's a joke about a man who gets in an accident with a Catholic priest. The priest makes the Sign of the Cross upon emerging unharmed, and the other man makes a similar motion. The priest says, "I am glad to see you are also a man of faith." The second man says, "Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch."
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* ''[[Comicbook/TheAvengers The Mighty Avengers]]'': After Tony Stark was [[ManIFeelLikeAWoman turned into a female]] [[GenderBender version of Ultron]] (it happens), he is recovering in a hospital. When asked how he's doing, Tony checks under his bedsheet and reports that he is fine.

* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic imitates Zack in his review of ''WesternAnimation/{{FernGully|TheLastRainforest}}''. "Yeahhh! I'm back to my normal size!" Wait a minute... *inspects pants* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]

* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic imitates Zack in his review of ''WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest''. "Yeahhh! I'm back to my normal size!" Wait a minute... *inspects pants* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]

* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic imitates Zack in his review of ''WesternAnimation/{{FernGully|TheLastRainforest}}''. "Yeahhh! I'm back to my normal size!" Wait a minute... *inspects pants* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]

!!Examples

* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic imitates Zack in his review of ''WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest''. "Yeahhh! I'm back to my normal size!" Wait a minute... *inspects pants* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]

!!Examples

* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic imitates Zack in his review of ''WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest''. "Yeahhh! I'm back to my normal size!" Wait a minute... *inspects pants* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]

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!!Examples:

[[folder:ComicBooks]]
* ''[[Comicbook/TheAvengers The Mighty Avengers]]'': After Tony Stark was [[ManIFeelLikeAWoman turned into a female]] [[GenderBender version of Ultron]] (It happens), he is recovering in a hospital. When asked how he's doing, Tony checks under his bedsheet and reports that he is fine.
* ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'' #67 features [[FreakyFridayFlip a body swap]] between Spider-Man and Wolverine. Spidey isn't convinced until he takes a peek down Logan's pants.
* A {{Magazine/Mad}} cartoon shows the transformation from Bruce Banner into the Comicbook/IncredibleHulk. The Hulk than looks down his pants and appears pleased by what he sees.

[[folder:Film]]

* ''NowAndAgain'': after Michael Weisman was killed by a subway train and his brain transferred into a new body, one of the first things he did was check out his package. The doctor who performed the operation, watching through a two-way mirror, notes that that's always the first thing people do.
* ''KissKissBangBang'': Harry wakes up in the hospital after a shocking ordeal involving electrical torture (to the groin) lots of shooting, a car chase, and a fall from an overpass. The first thing Harmony asks him if hes alright down there.
* ''TheMedallion'': JackieChan's character Eddie has just died. His friend Arthur in the morgue confirming his identity, when suddenly Eddie appears and doesn't believe it when Arthur tells him he's dead. Eddie pulls back the sheet on the stiff and confirms its him because "I know my own thing."

* In ''AustinPowers: The Spy Who Shagged Me'', after a fembot blows up in his face at the beginning of the movie, Austin moves his hands to his crotch, then [[BreakingTheFourthWall faces the camera]] and announces, "Oh, thank God."
* ''TammyAndTheTRex'', Tammy and Byron go to look for a new body for Michael's brain after it was put into the body of a robot T-Rex and his original body is starting to decompose. They go to the morgue to look for a fresh body and comically take down sheets to waist level. WebVideo/ObscurusLupa comments in her review, "Yes folks, our heroes are judging a dead man's penis."
--> '''Tammy''': No way.
--> '''Byron''': Oh, c'mon, he's perfect!
--> '''Tammy''': Not to me he isn't.

[[folder:VideoGames]]
* A possible [[DialogueTree line of inquiry]] during your first meeting with [[TheChessmaster the Illusive Man]] in ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'':
--> '''Shepard''': I noticed a few [[WeCanRebuildHim upgrades]]. I hope you didn't replace anything really important.

[[folder:WebOrignal]]
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic imitates Zack in his review of ''FernGully''. "Yeahhh! I'm back to my normal size!" Wait a minute... *inspects pants* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]

[[folder:WesternAnimation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': In "Neutopia", Fry gets hit in the crotch, but it doesn't hurt. He checks and immediately notices the problem.

[[folder:Other]]
* There's a joke about a man who gets in an accident with a Catholic priest. The priest makes the Sign of the Cross upon emerging unharmed, and the other man makes a similar motion. The priest says, "I am glad to see you are also a man of faith." The second man says, "Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch."

* ''Tammy and the T-Rex'', Tammy and Byron go to look for a new body for Michael's brain after it was put into the body of a robot T-Rex and his original body is starting to decompose. They go to the morgue to look for a fresh body and comically take down sheets to waist level. WebVideo/ObscurusLupa comments in her review, "Yes folks, our heroes are judging a dead man's penis."

* ''{{Ultimate Spider-Man}}'' #67 features [[FreakyFridayFlip a body swap]] between Spider-Man and Wolverine. Spidey isn't convinced until he takes a peek down Logan's pants.

* ''TrueLies'', when Albert "Gib" Gibson (Tom Arnold) is shot at and he hides behind a lamppost, as soon as the gunfire stops he checks out his "package".

* ''TheMightyAvengers'': After Tony Stark was [[ManIFeelLikeAWoman turned into a female]] [[GenderBender version of Ultron]] (It happens), he is recovering in a hospital. When asked how he's doing, Tony checks under his bedsheet and reports that he is fine.

* WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic imitates Zack in his review of ''FernGully''. "Yeahhh! I'm back to my normal size!" Wait a minute... *inspects pants* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]

* ''Tammy and the T-Rex'', Tammy and Byron go to look for a new body for Michael's brain after it was put into the body of a robot T-Rex and his original body is starting to decompose. They go to the morgue to look for a fresh body and comically take down sheets to waist level. WebOriginal/ObscurusLupa comments in her review, "Yes folks, our heroes are judging a dead man's penis."

* ''{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}'': In "Neutopia", Fry gets hit in the crotch, but it doesn't hurt. He checks and immediately notices the problem.

A man has experienced a sensation that something isn't quite right, and the first order of business is to check that his penis is still intact before anything else.

* ''TheMedallion'': JackieChan 's character Eddie has just died. His friend Arthur in the morgue confirming his identity, when suddenly Eddie appears and doesn't believe it when Arthur tells him he's dead. Eddie pulls back the sheet on the stiff and confirms its him because "I know my own thing."

* In AustinPowers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, after a fembot blows up in his face at the beginning of the movie, Austin moves his hands to his crotch, then [[BreakingTheFourthWall faces the camera]] and announces, "Oh, thank God."
* ''Tammy and the T-Rex'', Tammy and Byron go to look for a new body for Michael's brain after it was put into the body of a robot T-Rex and his original body is starting to decompose. They go to the morgue to look for a fresh body and comically take down sheets to waist level. ObscurusLupa comments in her review, "Yes folks, our heroes are judging a dead man's penis."

--> ''Tammy''': Not to me he isn't.

[[folder:ComicBooks]]
* ''TheMightyAvengers'': After Tony Stark was [[ManIFeelLikeAWoman turned into a female]] [[GenderBender version of Ultron]] (It happens), he is recovering in a hospital. When asked how he's doing, Tony checks under his bedsheet and reports that he is fine.
* ''UltimateSpiderMan'' #67 features a body swap between Spider-Man and Wolverine. Spidey isn't convinced until he takes a peek down Logan's pants.
* A cartoon in MadMagazine shows the transformation from Bruce Banner into the Incredible {{Comicbook/Hulk}}. The Hulk that looks down is pants and appears pleased by what he sees.

* WebOriginal/TheNostalgiaCritic imitates Zack in his review of {{Ferngully}}. "Yeahhh! I'm back to my normal size!" Wait a minute... *inspects pants* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]

[[folder:VideoGames]]
* A possible [[DialogueTree line of inquiry]] during your first meeting with [[TheChessmaster the Illusive Man]] in ''MassEffect2'':
--> '''Shepard''': I noticed a few [[WeCanRebuildHim upgrades]]. I hope you didn't replace anything really important.
[[/folder]]

* ''{{Futurama}}'' "Neutopia", Fry gets hit in the crotch, but it doesn't hurt. He checks and immediately notices the problem.

* TheNostalgiaCritic imitates Zack in his review of {{Ferngully}}. "Yeahhh! I'm back to my normal size!" Wait a minute... *inspects pants* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]

--> '''Shepard''': I noticed a few [[WeCanRebuildHim upgrades]]. I hope you didn't replace anything [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean really important]].