History Main / TalkingPoo

* For his review of the Odyssey console the AngryVideoGameNerd needed someone to play against. He cloned the Nerdy Turd from his own excrement to provide an opponent. It doesn't "talk," per se, but it can make rude noises that clearly is supposed to almost, but not quite, sound like a language.

* TheNostalgiaCritic briefly becomes an example of this at the end of his ''Film/TheGarbagePailKidsMovie'' review. "It's turned me into what the movie always was: a dirty piece of crap!"

* Dr. Doo Doo from ''AxeCop''.

* TheNostalgiaCritic briefly becomes an example of this at the end of his ''{{Garbage Pail Kids}}'' review. "It's turned me into what the movie always was: a dirty piece of crap!"

* [[SchlockMercenary Schlock]] is often mistaken for this. Readers are advised to remember that he consists of a proteinaceous gel woven together by fullerene nerves; while from a distance this resembles the excretions of a very healthy horse, you, by the same token, are a structural bag of no-longer-potable water.

* PlayedForLaughs in ''MenInBlack 2'': "You look like crap. [alien laughs] I take that back, ''he'' looks like crap."

* If Hong Kong cartoons count as anime, then Excreman from the [=McMug=]/[=McDull=] series.

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* If Hong Kong cartoons count as anime, then Excreman from the McMug/McDull series.

* Softon, one of the characters in [[BoBoBoBoBoBoBo Bobobo-Bo Bobo-Bo]], is a man with a large swirl of poop for a head. And he's played as the [[InvincibleHero cool hero guy]]! (Even more-so than Bobo-Bo himself.) Then again, this show is known for being weirder than weird...

* PlayedForLaughs in ''MenInBlack 2'': 'You look like crap. [alien laughs] I take that back, ''he'' looks like crap.'
* DoggyPoo. It's a Korean movie and is actually sort of [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/41WTB84H8ML._SL500.jpg cute]]. And it's not even PlayedForLaughs.

* Brazilian kids show ''Cocoricó'' (literally "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo"), set in a farm, had [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh0BEFa3GvU&NR=1 one.]]

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** There's also the Bullshit Man, as seen in YouKnowWhatsBullshit.

** Also, according to the episode "More Crap": [[spoiler: Bono.]]

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* Anthropomorphized plush toys [[http://www.peeandpoo.com/eng/flasheng.asp Pee and Poo]] have somehow gained quite a popularity...

* Brazilian kids show ''Cocoricó'' (literally "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo"), set in a farm, had one.

* As the picture and caption shows, {{Digimon}} has this in the form of Sukamon. Also Platinum Sukamon and King Sukamon.

* Shithead from {{Wanted}}.

->''"I am the Great Mighty Poo\\
And I'm going to throw my shit at you\\
A huge supply of tish\\
Comes from my chocolate starfish\\
How about some scat, you little twat?"''\\
-- ''ConkersBadFurDay''

->'''Civilian #1:''' I've seen people step on poo before, but I've never seen poo step on people!
->'''Civilian #2:''' Yeah, life is funny that way.
->-- ''[[CaptainUnderpants The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby]]''

-- ''[[ConkersBadFurDay Conker's Bad Fur Day]]''

[[quoteright:217:[[{{Digimon}} http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Sukamon.jpg]]]]
[[caption-width-right:217:Sukamon. Your friendly poo from the neighbourhood.]]

-->'''Civilian #1:''' I've seen people step on poo before, but I've never seen poo step on people!
-->'''Civilian #2:''' Yeah, life is funny that way.
-- ''[[CaptainUnderpants The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby]]''

[[{{Digimon}} http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Sukamon.jpg]]
[[caption-width:217:Sukamon. Your friendly poo from the neighbourhood.]]

* Pink poo with gloves and shoes in DoctorSlump

* [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses The Nostalgia Critic]] briefly becomes an example of this at the end of his ''{{Garbage Pail Kids}}'' review. "It's turned me into what the movie always was: a dirty piece of crap!"

* The turd people from ''Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders'', OrSoIHeard.

** Also, according to the episode "More Crap": Bono.