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* ''Film/MortalKombatTheMovie'' provides a non-military example: Johnny Cage visits his instructor, who suggests that, as a break from his acting career with less-than-stellar extras, he should join a certain Mortal Kombat tournament. Not only is the prize money good, he'll get to fight stronger opponents, which may hone his martial arts skills and boost his career in the future. [[spoiler:His master is actually the tournament organizer, Shang Tsung, disguised as the instructor whom he killed, and Johnny never finds out.]] On the tournament, Johnny witnesses just how ''weird'' and dangerous the tournament is--what with a soul-sucking sorcerer, a four-armed hulking man, a cryomancer who literally breaks people like a popsicle, amongst others... He then remarks to his friend that he's been 'recruited' to participate in something weirder than he bargained for.

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* ''Film/MortalKombatTheMovie'' provides a non-military example: Johnny Cage visits his instructor, who suggests that, as a break from his acting career with less-than-stellar extras, he should join a certain Mortal Kombat tournament. Not only is the prize money good, he'll get to fight stronger opponents, which may hone his martial arts skills and boost his career in the future. [[spoiler:His master is actually the tournament organizer, Shang Tsung, disguised as the instructor whom he killed, and Johnny never finds out.]] On In the tournament, Johnny witnesses just how ''weird'' and dangerous the tournament is--what with a soul-sucking sorcerer, a four-armed hulking man, a cryomancer who literally breaks people like a popsicle, amongst others... He then remarks to his friend that he's been 'recruited' to participate in something weirder than he bargained for.
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* ''Film/MortalKombatTheMovie'' provides a non-military example: Johnny Cage visits his instructor, who suggests that, as a break from his acting career with less-than-stellar extras, he should join a certain Mortal Kombat tournament. Not only is the prize money good, he'll get to fight stronger opponents, which may hone his martial arts skills and boost his career in the future. [[spoiler:His master is actually the tournament organizer, Shang Tsung, disguised as the instructor whom he killed, and Johnny never finds out.]] On the tournament, Johnny witnesses just how ''weird'' and dangerous the tournament is--what with a soul-sucking sorcerer, a four-armed hulking man, a cryomancer who literally breaks people like a popsicle, amongst others... He then remarks to his friend that he's been 'recruited' to participate in something weirder than he bargained for.
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Come to a little tournament, he said. Good for the career, he said. Yeah, right...''
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* A seaman complains to his captain that the recruiters promised that joining the Navy would let him see the world, but so far they've only seen ocean, ocean and more ocean. The captain reminds him that 75% of the world's surface ''is'' ocean.
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* In the ''Series/HorribleHistories'' parody recruitment advert for the Georgian-era British Royal Navy, the recruiter (Ben Willibond) parodies this trope by being bluntly honest about the facts that the captain can have sailors whipped at will, medical care consists of a drunk with a saw performing MeatgrinderSurgery, the food is infested the vermin, and none of the previous facts negatively impact his recruitment numbers as he works with a [[PressGanged Press Gang]] who can just kidnap people and force them to join up.

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* In the ''Series/HorribleHistories'' parody recruitment advert for the Georgian-era British Royal Navy, the recruiter (Ben Willibond) parodies this trope by being bluntly honest about the facts that the captain can have sailors whipped at will, medical care consists of a drunk with a saw performing MeatgrinderSurgery, the food is infested the with vermin, and none of the previous facts negatively impact his recruitment numbers as he works with a [[PressGanged Press Gang]] who can just kidnap people and force them to join up.
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* In the ''Series/HorribleHistories'' parody recruitment advert for the Georgian-era British Royal Navy, the recruiter (Ben Willibond) parodies this trope by being bluntly honest about the facts that the captain can have sailors whipped at will, medical care consists of a drunk with a saw performing MeatgrinderSurgery, the food is infested the vermin, and none of the previous facts negatively impact his recruitment numbers as he works with a [[PressGanged Press Gang]] who can just kidnap people and force them to join up.

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