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* Seiji in ''MidoriDays'': it's not [[http://www.onemanga.com/Midori_no_Hibi/33/19/ his fault his body]] works just like any other boy's!

->"If men could control their dicks, do you think we would wake up every morning hard? Do you think I wanna deal with that in the morning? No, I just wanna get some coffee, read the newspaper."

* The morning one happened to Shinji in the AlternateUniverse from ''{{Evangelion}}''. Unfortunately for him, [[FieryRedhead Asuka]] was the first to notice it. Cue ArmorPiercingSlap.

* Happens in the first episode of [[The Inbetweeners]], where Simon gets hard off a girl he likes when she flirts with him. His mate spots it and shouts out to the whole room that he has a boner, and from then onwards Simon is known as "Boner".

* ''TheProposal'': Sandra and Ryan are posing as a couple, and try to act as if they were just spooning.

* ''OyasumiPunpun'': Punpun goes on a date with a classmate and has a boner the whole time just from being with a girl and anticipating getting laid. She doesn't notice it.

* ''OyaasumiPunpun'': Punpun goes on a date with a classmate and has a boner the whole time just from being with a girl and anticipating getting laid. She doesn't notice it.

* ''ScaryMovie 4'' has a man accidentally take a whole bottle of Viagra, causing a [[GagPenis huge erection]], which he desperately tries to hide from a female friend in the room.

* ''MyImmortal'', besides mentioning actual erections many times, also brings us this little gem:
-->He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko.
* The terrible ''{{Twilight}}'' fic ''FanFic/{{Forbiden Fruit The Tempation of Edward Cullen}}'' gives us some INCREDIBLY disturbing descriptions of Edward's erect "man-carrot" (or "throbbing lavender man-fruit thing" as it's most memorably described) - and yes, these are actual quotes.
** Lavender? ''[[BeyondTheImpossible Lavender]]??''
*** Possibly a FanFic/{{Celebrian}} reference.
**** [[GoMadFromTheRevelation Oh God.]] BrainBleach. Someone pass the brain bleach.

* There's a ''DegrassiTheNextGeneration'' fanfic where Jay rapes Emma, so he's trying to get with her afterward because RapeIsLove and all that, so he has Ellie to rape Sean with Viagra. In the end, she can't. Alex is just as out-of-character; she wants Jay and Emma's rape-baby, but wants to start a family with Jay herself.

* Are you male? This is you.

* [[MahouSenseiNegima Makie]] have noticed that Negi is [[http://www.onemanga.com/Mahou_Sensei_Negima%21/57/16/ growing]] (NSFW)

* ''{{Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy}}'' - "Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection."

* ''TheProposal'': Sandra And Ryan are posing as a couple, and try to act as if they were just spooning.
--> Sandra Bullock: "What is that?!"
--> Ryan Reynolds: "It's... The Morning."

* In ''{{The Man With Two Brains}}'', Steve Martin is teased by his new bride, and when he steps over to the french doors (lots of little glass panes), we hear the sound of glass breaking. He looks down.

* Meredith on ''[[GreysAnatomy Grey's Anatomy]]'' has a one-night-stand with a guy who turns up at the hospital the next day. "It hasn't gone away since we...you know..." Meredith was humiliated, Bailley was annoyed, Derek was hurt, and Cristina found it freakin' hilarious. "What? It's not ''my'' fault you broke the guy's dick!"

-->'''Carter''': ...sir?
-->'''O'Neill''': It's my sidearm, I swear!

* AngelsInAmerica: The Angel's approach makes men...turgid.

--> '''Bruce''': [[CelebrityEndorsement Hello]], I'm Bruce Campbell, and I can't start my day without waxing my morning wood.