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** Cat pregnancies are depicted as longer than they actually are. Birthing is also portrayed as [[ScreamingBirth painful, difficult]] and as [[DeathByChildbirth prone to complications]] as human childbirth, as well as very quick, with the kittens coming one right after another and the whole thing lasting less than an hour. In real life, cat births are much easier than human births, a trait common in all quadrupeds -- for obvious reasons, the less likely an animal is to die in childbirth or miscarry, the likelier it is that she will pass on her genes in surviving offspring. As such, natural selection has ensured that most mammals can give birth with ease -- human childbirth complications are mostly due to our fairly quick shift to full bipedalism causing some drastic rearrangements of our internal anatomy that we haven't had time to evolve past yet. Also, cat births tend to be fairly long -- the whole process usually takes up to twelve hours, with the mother having time to thoroughly clean and groom each kitten before the next is born.

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** Cat pregnancies are depicted as longer than they actually are. Birthing is also portrayed as [[ScreamingBirth painful, difficult]] and as [[DeathByChildbirth prone to complications]] as human childbirth, as well as very quick, with the kittens coming one right after another and the whole thing lasting less than an hour. In real life, cat births are much easier than human births, a trait common in all quadrupeds -- for obvious reasons, the less likely an animal is to die in childbirth or miscarry, the likelier it is that she will pass on her genes in surviving offspring. As such, natural selection has ensured that most mammals can give birth with ease -- human childbirth complications are mostly due to our fairly quick shift to full bipedalism causing some drastic rearrangements of our internal anatomy that anatomy, and because we haven't had time developed midwives who made it possible for mother and baby to evolve past yet. survive some difficult births and pass large-headed genes on. Also, cat births tend to be fairly long -- the whole process usually takes up to twelve hours, with the mother having time to thoroughly clean and groom each kitten before the next is born.born.
* In ''Literature/TheImmortals'', a pregnant dragon who's already at the point of having contractions miscarries and the contractions stop. Daine, who's only just learned how to heal mundane animals, has a bout of PowerIncontinence and heals her - the dragon's fetus returns to life and the contractions start again, and she flies off to give birth. In live bearing animals, regardless of whether a fetus is alive it still has to leave the womb and contractions continue regardless. Admittedly, this is a dragon.
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* HotSkittyOnWailordAction: Reproduction that shouldn't be able to manage the logistics of procreation.
* InstantBirthJustAddLabor: Labour leading into birth much quicker than in real life.

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* HotSkittyOnWailordAction: Reproduction that shouldn't be able to manage the logistics of procreation.
Sexual reproduction between two partners despite obvious physical... incompatibilities.
* InstantBirthJustAddLabor: Labour leading into birth delivery much quicker than in real life.



* NoPreggerSex: A straight couple avoids having sex while the woman is pregnant.
* OutGivingBirthBackInTwoMinutes: Pregnant character disappears offscreen, gives birth, comes back.

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* NoPreggerSex: A straight couple avoids having sex while the Abstaining from sexual intercourse (usually heterosexual intercourse) with a woman who is pregnant.
* OutGivingBirthBackInTwoMinutes: Pregnant character disappears offscreen, gives birth, goes off-screen, comes back.back with a baby.



* PregnantReptile: A non-mammal bears live young.

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* PregnantReptile: A non-mammal bears live young.young (TruthInTelevision in some species but not most).



* SmashedEggsHatching: An egg that releases a fully-developed baby creature when broken.

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* SmashedEggsHatching: An Breaking an egg that releases a fully-developed baby creature when broken.creature.



* ThreeMonthOldNewborn: When a newborn baby is depicted by an older, bigger baby (and is likely much cleaner than a real newborn).
* TraumaticCSection: A cesarean section PlayedForDrama through exaggeration.

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* ThreeMonthOldNewborn: When a newborn baby is depicted by an Using older, bigger (and cleaner!) baby (and is likely much cleaner than as a real newborn).stand-in for a newborn.
* TraumaticCSection: A Delivery by cesarean section PlayedForDrama through exaggeration.

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* In TheFuture of ''Literature/TheShipWho Killed'', humans are LongLived and often still active over the age of a hundred. It's common for people to bank sperm or ova, letting them have children later or allowing widows and widowers to have SomeoneToRememberHimBy. Helva goes on some "Stork Runs" with [[HandyHelper Kira]] - after the population of the planet of Nekkar is unexpectedly sterilized and its gene banks are destroyed, they take them a cargo of fertilized ova of similar genotypes, kept alive in "ribbons". Helva relates the stored embryos to herself in her [[ManInTheMachine titanium life-support shell]] with the difference being that these will one day leave their cocoons, and jokes that when they leave her hold she's giving birth to thousands at a time.

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* In TheFuture of ''Literature/TheShipWho Killed'', humans are LongLived and often still active over the age of a hundred. It's common for people to bank sperm or ova, letting them have children later or allowing widows and widowers to have SomeoneToRememberHimBy. Helva goes on some "Stork Runs" with [[HandyHelper Kira]] - after the population of the planet of Nekkar is unexpectedly sterilized and its gene banks are destroyed, they take them a cargo of fertilized ova of similar genotypes, kept alive in "ribbons". Helva If most of that sounds fairly plausible... well, it ''is'', but it may not have been at publication in 1966.
** [[SapientShip Helva]]
relates the stored embryos to herself in her [[ManInTheMachine titanium life-support shell]] with the difference being that these will one day leave their cocoons, and jokes that when they leave her hold she's giving birth to thousands at a time.
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* In TheFuture of ''Literature/TheShipWho Killed'', humans are LongLived and often still active over the age of a hundred. It's common for people to bank sperm or ova, letting them have children later or allowing widows and widowers to have SomeoneToRememberHimBy. Helva goes on some "Stork Runs" with [[HandyHelper Kira]] - after the population of the planet of Nekkar is unexpectedly sterilized and its gene banks are destroyed, they take them a cargo of fertilized ova of similar genotypes, kept alive in "ribbons". Helva relates the stored embryos to herself in her [[ManInTheMachine titanium life-support shell]] with the difference being that these will one day leave their cocoons, and jokes that when they leave her hold she's giving birth to thousands at a time.
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** No mention is made of heat cycles; female warriors seem to be able to get pregnant and have kits whenever they feel like it. Real female cats can only get pregnant during their heat cycles.

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** No mention is made of heat estrous cycles; female warriors seem to be able to get pregnant and have kits whenever they feel like it. Real female cats can only get pregnant during their heat estrous cycles.
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Pregnancy and/or birth, as depicted by [[ArtisticLicense fiction]]. After all being the way [[BabiesBabiesEverywhere babies]] form, they've oughta be featured prominently in fiction -- and often behave in ways that the RealLife [[ArtisticLicenseBiology biology of this sort of stuff doesn't behave]]. This is almost always done on purpose; after all, [[ThisAintRocketSurgery it doesn't take a rocket scientist]] to know how the formation of a baby works.

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Pregnancy and/or birth, as depicted by [[ArtisticLicense fiction]]. After all all, being the way [[BabiesBabiesEverywhere babies]] form, they've oughta be featured prominently in fiction -- and often behave in ways that the RealLife [[ArtisticLicenseBiology biology of this sort of stuff doesn't behave]]. This is almost always done on purpose; after all, [[ThisAintRocketSurgery it doesn't take a rocket scientist]] to know how the formation of a baby works.
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* ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'':

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* ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'':''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'':
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* PregnancyMakesYouCrazy: Pregnancy hormones make you act weirdly (while pregnancy in RealLife may indeed cause mood swings, fiction often [[ExaggeratedTrope exaggerates]] this).

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* PregnancyMakesYouCrazy: Pregnancy hormones make you the mother act weirdly (while pregnancy in RealLife may indeed cause mood swings, fiction often [[ExaggeratedTrope exaggerates]] this).
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* SmashedEggsHatching: An egg that releases a creature when broken.

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* SmashedEggsHatching: An egg that releases a fully-developed baby creature when broken.

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