History Main / ParallelPornTitles

* In the novel ''Porno'' (sequel to ''Literature/{{Trainspotting}}'') a group of people are making a pornography film simply to prove they can. The title of the film is ''[[SevenBridesForSevenBrothers Seven Rides For Seven Brothers]]''.

* ''TromeoAndJuliet'' has a PornStash going after other Shakespeare plays with ''[[Theatre/JuliusCaesar Et Tu, Blow Job]]'', ''[[Theatre/TheMerchantOfVenice The Merchant of Penis]]'', ''[[Theatre/AsYouLikeIt As You Lick It]]'', and ''[[Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing Much To Do About Humping]]''.

* Referenced in the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode where Brian becomes a porn director. One of his movies is ''[[YouveGotMail You've Got Male Genitalia]]''. Later, Chris watches ''[[GeneralHospital Genital Hospital]]'' with Stewie.
-->'''Doctor in Porn:''' The lab results are back. You've tested positive for nymphomania.
-->'''Actress in Porn:''' Oh, no, what should I do?
-->'''Doctor in Porn:''' ''[unzips]'' Take two of ''these'' and call us in the morning.
-->'''Stewie:''' Oh, now that's not going to help her nymphomania. It's only going to exacerbate it.
** Peter wrote porn lit like ''[[Literature/BraveNewWorld Shaved New World]]'' and ''[[Literature/HarryPotter Harry Poter]] [[HarryPotter/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince and the Half-Black Chick]]''.

** In a recent episode, Lois was revealed to have been in ''[[Film/QuestForFire Quest For Fur]]''.

* There is a parody of ''Film/TheKingsSpeech'' entitled ''The King's Cock''. A clue; it's not speech therapy the King engages in this time.

** I got one question, "Who's Nailin' [[SarahPalin Serra Paylin]]?"

'''Zack:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ...is that like a sequel]]?

* ''[[Film/FinalDestination Vaginal Destination]]''.
** Hilariously, the filmmakers almost gave the fifth movie a title that could easily pass for a Parallel Porn Title before they realized their folly in time: ''[[Letters2Numbers 5nal Destination]]''.

* ''[[AceVentura Ass Ventura]]''.

* ''[[TheSweetHereafter The Sweet Rear You're After]]''.

* ''Las Tortugas Pinjas'' is a Argentinean low-budget porn film made in TheNineties as a AffectionateParody (?!) of the Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles, dubbed in Latin America as "Las Tortugas Ninjas". Pinjas would be a portmanteaux of "Ninja" with "pija", Spanish older-than-they-think slang for [[TheBigLebowski the johnson]] (though WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bj/tcs/30210-las-tortugas-pinjas translated it as]] "[[{{Squick}} eeew!"]]). Available only in VHS and almost an UrbanLegend in Buenos Aires.

* ''[[TheKingsSpeech The King's Piece]]''.

* ''[[Film/{{Skyfall}} SKYBALL]]''.

*** No ''Doctor Whore'' then?

** Recently announced: ''Series/{{Batman}}: A XXX Parody''.

* ''[[TheDukesOfHazzard The Dicks Of Hazard]]''

* And then, of course, there's ''[[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft World of Whorecraft]]'', which is [[RuleThirtyFour pretty much as you'd expect it to be]].

* The less said about ''[[KillZone Fillzone]]'', the better.

* ''[[Franchise/BioShock Biocock]]'' maybe?

* An aversion: despite all the jokes there is not one ''[[MassEffect Mass Erect/Ass Effect]]'' movie.
** Probably because there's sex scenes already present in all three games.

* [[BarackObama Obama]] porn is relatively new: ''Cream From Your Mother'' and ''The Audacity Of Ho'' are just two of the titles on offer...

* There is a porn called "Tranny Claus" which is shemale Christmas-themed porn including midgets cast as the Elves. Wow.

* WordOfGod says that a cut line of dialogue from a mission in the ''{{FreeSpace 2}}'' mod ''WingCommander Saga'' had a reference to "Wing Come-At-Her III: Heart of the Muff Diver".

* ''Franchise/{{Halloween}}: XXX Parody'' and ''Official Halloween Parody''. They were released the same year, but were unrelated outside of both having Lexi Belle as Lynda van der Klok. A comparison of the two can be found [[http://originalvidjunkie.blogspot.ca/2011/10/halloween-havoc-dueling-halloween-porn.html here]] (obviously NSFW).

* That BenStiller film ''TheHeartbreakKid'' where he had to give Carlos Mencia's character a nudie vid titled ''[[RememberTheTitans Remember the Tight Ones]]''.

** Talking of wrestling, as WrestleCrap's ''Death of {{WCW}}'' book notes, you could tell wrestling was truly mainstream again when the [=nWo=] got a porn parody (Nude World Order).
* Given {{Chyna}} became a porn actress, they had to put her in a WWE-styled movie, ''Chyna is Queen of the Ring''. And HilarityEnsues (along with [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms euphemisms]] and [[HurricaneOfPuns puns]]) when [[http://www.cagesideseats.com/2012/9/25/3380898/kanenites-review-of-chyna-is-queen-of-the-ring-part-one a wrestling website]] decides to review it, describing each scene as it was a match...

* In online sketch comedy group LoadingReadyRun's video 'Format War', Graham HAS to have ''[[Film/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet Sweeney Knobs: Demon Boner of Boob Street]]'' on [[BluRay Blu-ray]], to get a feel for the story they're going for. He also can't wait for ''Film/ThreeHundred...People Having Sex'' to come out. Matt is sure Blu-ray will fail and Graham will have to get another copy of ''[[TheSpiderwickChronicles The Spiderwank Chronicles]]''.

* There is also video floating around the internet called Sailor Poon. No points for guessing what it's a parody about.
* The Choose Your Own Adventure-style ''Sailor Poon: A XXX Interactive Parody''.

* ''[[Film/FlashGordonSerial Flesh Gordon]]'', which actually got a review in LeonardMaltin's book series at one point.
** And guess what they did with Dr. Zarkoff's name?
*** [[spoiler:Dr. Flexi Jerkoff.]]
** Emperor Ming the Merciless is called [[spoiler: Emperor Wang the Perverted]]

* ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' has its own: ''Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge''. Doesn't sound like a porno to you? Well, it didn't to the managers of at least 6 video stores, who ordered it in bulk, [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids marked it as a family adventure movie]]. Notably, ''Pirates'' is also one of the highest budget porn films ever made.
*** And has its ''own'' sequel (and is, incidentally, pretty damn funny). It's also rated 'R', begetting the question of whether it counts as porn in the first place. Both films had R-rated versions released which had all the sex scenes removed. The flipside is that both were also released as good old-fashioned fun adventury porn romps.

* ''[[TheDevilWearsPrada The Devil Wears Nada]]''...which is also the title of a ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode]], oddly.

* ''[[Film/YouDontMessWithTheZohan Don't Fuck With Zion]]''. An Israeli made movie - though not much Hebrew there.

* SKYBALL

* {{Persona4}} has Perofella, which stars a really ugly man in his forties as the main character.

** Now they've done ''Family Guy''. One can only imagine the Quagmire-related horrors...

* ''[=SpongeKnob SquareNuts=]'', which was first released on a [=TubePorn=] site by the director, possibly because he could not find a distributor willing to be held accountable for unleashing it upon the world. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE_mpGZFRv0 FIRMY GRASP IT!]].

-->'''Oancitizen''': Please, no ''[[Theatre/TitusAndronicus Titties Andronicus]]''? No ''[[Theatre/{{Coriolanus}} Glory Hole Anus]]''? No ''[[Theatre/AMidsummerNightsDream A Midsummer Night's Cream]]''? \\
'''TheCinemaSnob''': That one actually exists.

-->'''Hank''': What're those elves doing to that lady?
-->'''Brock''': They're dwarfs, Hank.

* ''[[Literature/HarryPotter Perry Hotter]] [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20081118.html Part 16: The Wizard's Staff]]'', was the first to be mentioned in ''Webcomic/MenageA3''. Later, when readers learned more about the past career of ex-porn-star character Amber and her friend Chanelle, their work turned out to include a number of parodies; ''Boobarella'' (September 29, 2012, NSFW), ''[[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/all_of_them Elizabeth & Veronique, Sabrina the Barely Legal Witch]]'', and ''Kim Pussyble'' and ''Spank Her, She's French-Canadian'' (November 13, 2012, NSFW). It's possible that these two characters specialised in that part of the business, but more likely, those titles just made good jokes in strips that happened to be about porn.

* ''[[Literature/HarryPotter Perry Hotter]] [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20081118.html Part 16: The Wizard's Staff]]'', courtesy of ''Webcomic/MenageA3''.

* ''[[Film/BackToTheFuture Backside to the Future]]''. Found that one in a banner ad on a [=DeLorean=] fan site back in the days when site owners chose their advertisers personally. [[{{Squick}} *eep*]]

*** Not "Judgement Lay"?

* ''Literature/LittleGreenMen'' has the Yearning Channel, which shows pornographic movies such as ''Space Bimbos from the Planet Lust'' twenty-four hours a day.