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-->'''Vanessa:''' (sarcastically) Yeah, maybe I don't really ''have'' to have the one object my dad spent years to find in order to show me his affection. (beat) No, actually I do. Gimme that, kid!

-->'''[[PlayerCharacter The Warden]]:''' I dream of becoming a Grey Warden. OhWait.

* In [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/05/08/episode-989-like-riding-a-bike/ this]] ''EightBitTheater'' strip, Red Mage informs Black Mage that they made a new enemy. Black Mage says he'll add it to the list, but OhWait, the list already includes "[[DestructiveSavior Everyone]] [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating in the]] [[DesignatedHero world]]".

* ''HeyArnold'':
-->'''Phoebe:''' The dictionary defines "geek" as a circus performer who bites off the head of a live chicken for the audience's amusement.
-->'''Eugene:''' Well, that's totally unfair. None of us bite off chicken heads... eh, except Curly.
-->'''Curly:''' Yeah! And that was just the one time!

* ''SchlockMercenary''... Ennesby goes off on a [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20061229.html rant]] about how biologicals underestimate the creativity of AIs, and comments that it's probably due to some lingering fear that the AIs will eventually grow so intelligent and creative that they'll just supplant the biologicals as the dominant form of life in the universe. "Oh wait... Petey and the [[HiveMind Fleetmind]] already ''did'' that."

* Inverted in ''[[UltimateSpiderMan Ultimate Spider-Man]]'' when the Kingpin asks Spidey why he thinks the public hates him despite all the good he does:

* The AgonyBooth, on ''{{Hulk}}'':

* From [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19142_5-soviet-space-programs-that-prove-russia-was-insane.html this]] {{cracked}} aricle:

* ''HeyArnold!'':

* ''DoctorWho'', "The Sound of Drums": TheMaster is [[EvilGloating monologuing]] about how he now has a pocket-sized version of Professor Lazarus's age-altering machine.

* The [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Bum Review]] of ''{{Zombieland}}'' ended with Chester A. Bum insisting that [[XMeetsY more movies need to be mixed with]] ''ShaunOfTheDead'', "Like ''ShaunOfTheDead'' mixed with ''{{Dreamgirls}}''! Oh wait, that was called ''{{Glitter}}''."

'''Bartlet:''' I'm not an economist, but... no, wait, I am an economist.

'''Bartlet:''' If only technology could invent some way to get in touch with you in an emergency. Some sort of telephonic device with a personalized number we could call to let you know that we needed you. Perhaps it would look something ''[grabs Leo's pager]'' like *this*, Mr. Moto!

--->'''Bartlet:''' I'm not an economist, but... no, wait, I am an economist.

--> '''Bartlet:''' If only technology could invent some way to get in touch with you in an emergency. Some sort of telephonic device with a personalized number we could call to let you know that we needed you. Perhaps it would look something ''[grabs Leo's pager]'' like *this*, Mr. Moto!

-->"''Everything about Laika's journey seemed to go swimmingly, until we realized the Soviets never had a safe return plan for their pooch, and they planned for her to die in space all along. Which sucks, of course, but at least she died peacefully when she ate her poisoned food dose a week into orbit, as the Soviets reported. They honored her sacrifice with a stamp, that she might torment postal workers for generations to come. Except, oh wait, that's not how Laika died at all.''"

** Happens a lot with many of the works of ThatGuyWithTheGlasses, especially during TheNostalgiaCritic's more bitter rants.

* Variation in ''PhineasandFerb'', episode "Finding Mary [=McGuffin=]". Vanessa and Candace fight over the titular doll, and it flies into the hands of a little girl who loves it.

-->'''Vanessa:''' (sarcastically) Yeah, maybe I don't really ''have'' to have the one object my dad spent years to find in order to show me his affection. (beat) No, actually I do. Gimme that, kid!

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-->'''Phoebe:''' The dictionary defines "geek" as a circus performer who bites off the head of a live chicken for the aduience's amusement.

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* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0280.html This]] DarthsAndDroids comic.

** Happens a lot with many of the works of ThatGuyWithTheGlasses, especially during The Nostalgia Critic's more bitter rants.

* TopGear, after Clarksons second-hand supercar develops severe engine problems, with an engine that had just had a 10 thousand pound rebuild...

* HeyArnold:
-->'''Sid:''' According to the this, a geek is definied as a circus performer who bites off the heads of chickens. None of us have done that!- well, except Curly.

* TheVentureBrothers: