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* In issue #11 of the ''ComicBook/DarkwingDuck'' comic, after hitting his head the villain Steelbeak says "Ma? That you? I will watch my language... Buster told me to", which is a shout-out to ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures''. Steelbeak and Fowlmouth were both voiced by ''Creator/RobPaulsen'' using nearly identical voices.

** In "Monster Fred", after being hit on the head with a bowling ball Fred says "Duh, can you tell me a story, Mommy?"

* In the final episode of ''Series/GoodOmens2019'', Crowley is [[TapOnTheHead clocked on the head]] by another demon and groans "It's not a problem, it's tickety-boo" before passing out. The use of this phrase is actually a CallBack to the second episode, in which Crowley learns the phrase from Aziraphale.

* ''[[FanFic/PoniesOfOlympus Ditzy Don't]]'': Pinkie has this to say to Twilight after Ditzy accidentally food-poisons her:

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Clerks}}'': Dante does this in the middle of a drunken rant about his high school baseball team not remembering him:

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5897077/1/Reexamining-Things Reexamining Things]]'' Snape asks for the license number of the ceiling after jumping high enough to hit it when Harry tested his Banshee Potion during class.

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11956922/3/Acceptance Acceptance]]'' Harry asks for the license plate of the bus after being thrown into a wall by the troll in the girls' bathroom.

** During "[[Recap/TotalDramaCanoeBelieveIt Canoe Believe It?]]", MK gets the snot beaten out of her by a bear, and in the confessional she says that luckily she was wearing a helmet that prevents "drain bamage".

* Subverted in ''VideoGame/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney''. When [[spoiler:Mia Fey]] is dealt a fatal blow to the head, she manages to say "Red... white... blue..." before collapsing and dying. It seems like a non-sequitur at first, but turns out to be the name of her murderer: Redd White of Bluecorp.

** In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0186.html another strip,]] V's Disintegrate spell isn't powerful enough to produce its [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin usual effect]] when cast on a hypnotized dragon, at least the first time; instead it's stunned and singing "the wheels on the bus go round and round...", which end up being its LameLastWords as V tries again immediately after and it turns into a pile of dust.

** In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0186.html another strip,]] V's Disintegrate spell isn't powerful enough to produce its [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin usual effect]] when cast on a hypnotized dragon, at least the first time; instead it's stunned and singing "the wheels on the bus go round and round...", which end up being its FamousLastWords as V tries again immediately after and it turns into a pile of dust.

** In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0186.html another strip,]] V's Disintegrate spell isn't powerful enough to produce its [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin usual effect]] when cast on a dragon, at least the first time; instead it's stunned and singing "the wheels on the bus go round and round..."

-->'''Trader:''' The Fed is gonna be lowering rates, so get your money out of T-bills and put it all into- [blow to the head, suddenly cross-eyed] [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Waffles! Tasty waffles, with lots of syrup!]]\\

-->'''Trader:''' The Fed is gonna be lowering rates, so get your money out of T-bills and put it all into- [blow to the head, suddenly cross-eyed] [[[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Waffles! Tasty waffles, with lots of syrup!]]\\

([[CutawayGag Cut to Wall Street]])

** In "Death Lives", a Wall Street trader is on the phone to his company relaying some important information about the state of the financial market and is hit on the head by a stray golf ball causing him to say: "The Fed is going to be lowering rates, so take your money out of T-bills and put it all into [blow to the head, suddenly cross-eyed] Waffles! Tasty waffles, with lots of syrup!" Cue a scene of Wall Street traders shouting "waffles!" and then, oddly, Japanese traders going crazy screaming "Waffur!".

-->'''Kuzco:''' ''[dazed]'' You have a lovely wife. Both very pretty.

** In "The Forgotten", Alfred gets after a rough landing in the Bat-plane; he mutters "I claim this land for ''Spain!''" as he stumbles out of the cockpit. He also says the same line in the DCAU TV-movie ''WesternAnimation/BatmanMysteryOfTheBatwoman''.

** Happens to Scott during "[[Recap/TotalDramaTheBoldAndTheBootyFul The Bold and the Booty-Ful]]" when Fang the LandShark beats him up (again), and he mumbles to Mike if "is it time for my bath grandmamma?".

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* ''ComicBook/XMen'': When ComicBook/{{Beast|MarvelComics}} gets knocked down by a mind-controlled ComicBook/{{Colossus}}, he goes: "Anyone… get the number... of that [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor uru hammer]]?"

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5897077/1/Reexamining-Things Reexamining Things]]'' Snape asks for the license number of the ceiling after jumping high enough to hit it when Harry tested his Banshee Potion during class.

** In the Goodfeathers segment "The Boids" after being crushed by a prop chimney Bobby says before passing out, "I don't mind the pain, I like it, look at me I'm somebody, am I talking to me, am I talking to me?"
** And in "Dough Dough Boys", as Pesto is describing how he'll deal with an opposing army, the birds are blown up by a shell, and he dazedly mutters "I mean it, I'll really whack em!"