History Main / MotorMouth

-->Crookedstar's head was spinning. "Slow down," he meowed. \\
"Sorry!" Sedgepaw flattened her ears. "I know I talk too much but I just want to be the best apprentice. I'm so glad you're my mentor. You're the strongest cat in [=RiverClan=], except Rippleclaw, but he's old - not an elder or anything - but you're younger and you remember what it's like to be a 'paw. And I'm going to listen to everything you tell me..."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/user/DMJared ProJared]] during the "One Minute Review" gaming series does this as a requirement for his format.

-->--Sung entirely in fifteen seconds in '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''''s "Hardware Store"

Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers]]..."''

->''"[[ListSong They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters]]\\
[[PatterSong Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers]]\\
[[LongList Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters\\
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles\\
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation\\
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors\\
Trailer hitch demagnetizers,]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick automatic circumcisers,]] [[IncrediblyLongNote tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers\\

->''"[[LongList They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters\\
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers\\
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters\\

->''"[[LongList They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water heaters\\

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles]]..."''

** He also has a ''ridiculously'' fast monologue in ''A Scandal in Belgravia'', immediately after solving a puzzle in ''{{Bullet Time}}''.

* NedsDeclassified has Martin Quirley.

** This is especially infamous in Italy, to the point of getting a LampshadeHanging more than once. In one commercial, for example, there's a woman reacting to the fast delivery of the notice with [[AudioErotica "Hey... take it slowly"]]. The speaker then remarks "Uh, sure" in an audibly awkward tone of voice.

* In ''{Film/Shine}}'', David, from his teenage years but worse after he suffers his mental breakdown, speaks very fastly and disjointly.

* After having taken some "energy pills", Morwena in ''DocMartin'' develops a bad case of this. The energy pills turned out to be methamphetamine.

* The Music/WeirdAlYankovic song "Hardware Store", which lists sixty-two items in thirty-two seconds, with a total of 258 syllables. It's why he refuses to do it in concerts.

* Two words: JimCornette.

*** Two more words: [[TheMiz Mike Mizanin]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI9jnh0_2X8 This is a sped-up version of it]], but you can still hear the regular version plenty of times on WWE programming.

** She even gets to speak at a rapid-fire pace while playing as EmotionlessGirl Rei Ayanami in the "alternate universe" episode of NeonGenesisEvangelion.

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** Many Salarians share this trait; hyperactivity innate part of Salarian biology. (Presume any who talk at standard speed catering to sluggish-thinking aliens). Professor Solus remains champion.
*** Or, in the case of Captain Kirrahe, talking at normal speed because that [[RousingSpeech speech]] wouldn't have worked at normal Salarian speed.
*** A large part of it has to do with the fact that Salarians have a much shorter lifespan than humans (about 40 years, as opposed to humans who can live up to around 150).

** ''[[{{DLC}} Citadel]]'' unexpectedly reveals that this happens to [[ConsummateProfessional Kaidan]] when he's hopped up on coffe.