History Main / LiteralAssKissing

* In ''{{Shrek}}'', the dragon is about to kiss Donkey when Shrek drops in to save him, and she ends up kissing Shrek's exposed hindquarters instead. She is not too pleased. [[StealthPun Either way, she'd have kissed an ass.]]
* A crude punk among the gang harassing Jackie and the lady running the market in ''RumbleInTheBronx'' taunts Jackie by saying if he kisses the punk's ass, he'll let him go, and then bares said ass to him. Jackie and the gang are in a parking garage, and Jackie promptly breaks the antenna off a car and uses it to ''whip'' the punk's bare ass instead.

* At ''Extreme Rules 2015'', Wrestling/DolphZiggler and Wrestling/{{Sheamus}} had a match where the loser had to kiss the winner's ass. Ziggler won, but when he presented his ass to Sheamus, Sheamus [[GroinAttack gave him a low blow]], knocked him unconscious with the Brogue Kick, then forced Ziggler to kiss ''his'' ass.

* Used as a combined joke and point of horror in ''[[ModernTalesOfFaerie Tithe]]'' by Holly Black: after finding out a villain's TrueName, the main character sarcastically tells him to kiss her ass, and doesn't realize he's magically compelled to obey. "That is the true nature of servitude . . . Not at all pretty. In the future, I suggest you be less inventive with your insults."

-->--'''GeoffreyChaucer''', "[[Literature/TheCanterburyTales The Millers Tale]]" (see below for translation).

--->Dark as pitch, or as coal, was the night, and at the window she put out her hole, and Absolom, who knew no better or worse but with his mouth he kissed her naked ass so sweetly, before he was aware of this.

* On ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', a rich donor to the hospital is admitted as a patient. JD fantasizes that Dr. Kelso comes into the room and lifts up the patient's bedspread to kiss her butt.

* Clive Barker's play ''TheHistoryOfTheDevil''. The Devil makes it a point to ask several characters, although very politely.

** When Randy Marsh accidentally says [[NWordPrivileges the N word]] on TV, he apologizes to Jesse Jackson by kissing his ass on camera. This also turns the episode title "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" into a DoubleEntendre.

Like LiteralAssKicking, certain rear-end related sayings aren't always figurative. Often used as a form of embarassment, LiteralAssKissing is a rather ultimate form of humiliation and submission.

* From Wrestling/{{WWE}}: ''VinceMcMahon'' 's "Kiss My Ass" Club, created so Vince could bribe a wrestler that's been doing something he ought not have done. Wrestler would watch Vince arrogantly bend over and reveal to them his buff and beautiful magila. It was forced closed when [[DwayneJohnson The Rock]] made him kiss [[StoutStrength Rikishi Fatu's]] ass. Despite this, Mr. Mcmahon still takes advantage of his power with this club to this date.
** Scott Steiner and Test opened their own club, where wrestlers and divas had to pretty much do the same thing to their manly butts. After forcing the only near recipient into the corner of the ring and taking turns farting on her, Mick Foley ended before things got too evil.
** Mitch was made to kiss Triple H's ass. His face was shoved in by Shawn Michaels.
** Similarly, to the first ending of the kiss my ass club, Vince's face was shoved in the ass of the Big Show.

* An accidental case of this is in the movie ''Film/{{Mannequin}}'', as two guys, Richards and Felix, planning to have Jonathan Switcher work for a competing fashion clothing store by stealing mannequins from the Prince & Company display window has Richards with his mouth buried in a mannequin's behind while carrying it.

* An accidental case of this is in the movie ''Film/{{Mannequin}}'', as two guys, Richards and Felix, planning to have Jonathan Switcher work for a competing clothing store by stealing mannequins from the Prince & Company display window has Richards with his mouth buried in a mannequin's behind while carrying it.

* An accidental case of this is in the movie ''Film/{{Mannequin}}'', as two guys, Richards and Felix, planning to have Jonathan Switcher work for a competing clothing store by stealing mannequins from the Prince & Company display has Richards with his mouth buried in a mannequin's behind while carrying it.

* An accidental case of this is in the movie ''Film/{{Mannequin}}'', as two guys, Richards and Felix, planning to have Jonathan Switcher work for a competing clothing store by stealing mannequins from their display has Richards with his mouth buried in a mannequin's behind while carrying it.

* An accidental case of this is in the movie ''Film/{{Mannequin}}'', as two guys planning to have Jonathan Switcher work for a competing clothing store by stealing mannequins from their display has one of the guys with his mouth buried in a mannequin's behind while carrying it.

* In the 80's sex comedy ''Film/BachelorParty'' the evil blond preppie falls, like, 20 stories and [[CarCushion winds up butt-first in the sunroof of a car]]. Neither he, the passengers nor the car suffer any kind of damage, but the passengers end up kissing the guy's butt.

* An accidental case of this is in the movie ''Film/Mannequin'', as two guys planning to have Jonathan Switcher work for a competing clothing store by stealing mannequins from their display has one of the guys with his mouth buried in a mannequin's behind while carrying it.

* In the 80's sex comedy ''Film/BachelorParty'' the evil blond preppie falls, like, 20 stories and [[CarCushion winds up butt-first in the sunroof of a car]]. Neither he, the passengers nor the car suffer any kind of damage, but the passengers end up kissing the guy's butt.

* Used as a combined joke, CMOA, and NightmareFuel in ''[[ModernTalesOfFaerie Tithe]]'' by Holly Black: after finding out a villain's TrueName, the main character sarcastically tells him to kiss her ass, and doesn't realize he's magically compelled to obey. "That is the true nature of servitude . . . Not at all pretty. In the future, I suggest you be less inventive with your insults."

But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers''\\
--'''GeoffreyChaucer''', "[[Literature/TheCanterburyTales The Millers Tale]]" (see below for translation).

-->''Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,\\

** Similarly, to the first ending of the kiss my ass club, Vince's face was shoved in the ass of the Big Show at a very interesting wrestlemania event.

* In the first ''PoliceAcademy'' movie, Mahoney puts brown shoe polish on Captain Harris' megaphone to make it look like he's been doing this.

--Geoffrey Chaucer "[[Literature/TheCanterburyTales Millers Tale]]" (see below for translation).

* Medieval witches were believed to give the Devil the "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osculum_infame Osculum infame]]" or "Kiss of Shame" when meeting him.