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* Mercilessly parodied by [[WebAnimation/WeeblsAndBob Weebl's]] ''[[http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/sexy-robots-animated-music-video-mrweebl/ Sexy Robots]]'' where a stereotypical {{Zeerust}}y boxy robot boasts before a desktop about how sexy he is. In the end they [[UnusualEuphemism "interface"]].

* Mercilessly parodied by [[WebAnimation/WeeblsStuff Weebl's]] ''Sexy Robots'' where a stereotypical {{Zeerust}}y boxy robot boasts before a desktop about how sexy he is. In the end they [[UnusualEuphemism "interface"]].

[[HurricaneOfEuphemisms All sorts of euphemisms are used]]: making love, getting lucky, getting laid, goin' downtown, hitting the jackpot, throwing the hot dog in the hallway, play "hide the salami", making baby batter, buttering her bread, putting the key in the ignition, thrashing the thistle, scuba diving in the oasis, plugging the pudding portal, the ringing of Persian ankle bells, inserting the credit card into the slot machine, slamming the space jam in the dimensional pocket, bumping uglies, doing the horizontal tango, the [[Film/DemolitionMan hunka chunka]], [[{{DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment}} dancing the quilted mambo]],

** "Music of the Night" isn't much better in that regard. "Touch me, trust me, savor each sensation..."

* "Dead Girl Walking" from ''{{Theatre/Heathers}}''. The entire song can be summed up as, "My life is going to be ruined come Monday, I'm drunk, I'm in your yard, so let's have sex."

# [[BilingualBonus Use another language.]] For example, [[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"]] [[note]]Do you want to lie with me tonight?[[/note]]

* In the ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'' episode "Mental Hen", Kowalski does a mating dance as he waves his behind at the titular hen, singing things like "tell it to the swagger end, baby", "Salty lick, sister" and "You can't handle the Kowalski". If you know how bird mating works, you'll most definitely see this song as nothing else but this. One has to wonder if the censors were hurrying for lunch break.

* Parodied in ''Theatre/TheBookOfMormon'' with "Baptize Me". It's actually a rather sweet song about Arnold [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin baptizing]] Nabalungi, which just so happens to be his first. But the actual song is full of lyrics like ''"I'm about to do it for the first time/ and I'm gonna do it with a girl"'', perhaps [[JustForPun climaxing]] at ''"I'm wet with salvation! We just went all the way!"''

* In the ''WesternAnimation/PenguinsOfMadagascar'' episode "Mental Hen", Kowalski does a mating dance as he waves his behind at the titular hen, singing things like "tell it to the swagger end, baby", "Salty lick, sister" and "You can't handle the Kowalski". If you know how bird mating works, you'll most definitely see this song as nothing else but this. One has to wonder if the censors were hurrying for lunch break.

* ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'': In "Food Truckin'", one-time character Tabitha Johansson sings very unsubtle and creepy songs about her vagina that she insists are actually about whales.

* Par for the course in ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfVoxMachina'' whenever resident HornyBard Scanlan is involved, but special mention must go to the number performed ''during a royal feast'' as a distraction: 'Pull My Beads Of Love'.
** His attempt to use one to magic a door into opening is also notable.
--> ''Open your back door, baby,\\
[[UnusualEuphemism Unfasten your lock, I'll show you my key...]]''

* ''Spring Break'': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v4gkvrIxv0 "Do It To You"]] by Corrinne Alphen.

* ''Series/{{MADtv}}'' made a DeconstructiveParody of Music/NellyFurtado's "Promiscuous [Girl]" called "Syphilis Girl" that deals with the aftermath. Music/{{Timbaland}} discovers he got an STD from having had unprotected sex with Furtado, and they end up concluding it's their own fault. It actually has a good point to make about the likely consequences of holding promiscuity up as a virtue.

** {{Invoked}} in the song "House of Asmodeus". {{Asmodeus}}, the owner of OZZIE'S and the king of the Ring of Lust, sings an AntiLoveSong to tell Moxxie that if he's going to perform on his stage, he needs to stop singing his love song and sing something more graphic to fit the theme of his establishment.

** One of the best parodies when Cartman becomes a Christian rock musician by switching "baby" for "Jesus" in a standard song like this. Hence, all of his songs are about loving Jesus...that way.
-->''I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I want to feel his salvation all on my face...''

* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' gives us the Film/{{Avatar}}-inspired [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oHTPs-6Ey4 "Blue Rabbits F**king."]]. Sung by [[Music/FallOutBoy Patrick Stump]], no less.

In case you were unable to infer what is being discussed, [[DontExplainTheJoke we are of course talking about sex.]]

[[{{Spoonerism}} firty ducking]], [[VideoGame/TheSims woohooing]], knocking boots, getting some rib, [[WebVideo/CrashCourse skoodilypooping,]] [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark about tree fiddy]], [[{{WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged}} pounding the tuna]], and the classic (made popular by Series/TheNewlywedGame), making whoopie. No matter what it is or where it's coming from, they're all talking about the same thing and they all get the job done.

* ''Series/{{MADtv}}'' made a DeconstructiveParody of Music/NellyFurtado's "Promiscuous [Girl]" called "Syphilis Girl" that deals with the aftermath. Timbaland discovers he got an STD from having had unprotected sex with Furtado, and they end up concluding it's their own fault. It actually has a good point to make about the likely consequences of holding promiscuity up as a virtue.

* A few music videos by Starbomb. For Example, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jfU7pw76ZE Luigi's Ballad]] where Mario sings about wanting to have sex with Peach in classic Super Mario innuendo ''(I'm-a Mario / I'm more Italian than pastrami / I take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami / I sent evil dragons and evil boos that are spooky / Must I be a raccoon to get inside your tanuki? / I'll mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen / My mushroom's now mega if you know what I mean, so SUCK IT!)''

* ''Ikenai Borderline'' from ''Anime/MacrossDelta'' has one particularly eyebrow-raising set of lyrics:
--> My head is full (kirikirimai)\\
I'm going even further (saranaru chi e to)\\
My mind is melting (ishiki ga tokeru)\\
I can't control my body (karada wa seigyo funou)\\
[[TheImmodestOrgasm I'm cumming]] (icchau kamone)\\
We screwed around as friends (fusake atta tomodachi mo)\\
We sought each other as something more (mo tome atta ano hiki to)
** Before ''Ikenai Borderline'' there was ''Pink Monsoon'' by [[Anime/MacrossFrontier Sheryl Nome]]. For that note, this is just the first verse (after the "baby pink monsoon" refrain):
-->Till morning the two of us are just spinning around (asa made futari just spinning around)\\

* "The Point of No Return" from ''Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera'' has very sexual themes including the lines: "In my mind I've already imagined our bodies entwining" and "When will the blood begin to race/ The sleeping bud burst into bloom"...if you know what I mean.

* ''Series/{{The Boys|2019}}'': In season 3, we meet Starlight's ex-boyfriend Supersonic, who used to be the lead singer on a BoyBand called Super-Sweet and put out hits like "Rock My Kiss" and "You Got a License to Drive (Me Crazy)". He finds it humiliating having to perform the latter for Homelander's televised birthday special, noting that "that song was gross when I was 18. I sing it now, they're gonna make me keep a thousand feet from schools." The lyrics make it clear why he harbors such sentiment, since it's explicitly about a sixteen year old girl who has just passed her driving test.
-->Got those tight jeans on, you're on a mission\\
The seat goes back, put my key in your ignition\\
Slip on over to the passenger side\\
Now baby baby gotta show me your ride\\
Dangerous curves, she's my sweet sixteen\\
Make my engine purr, you're my teenage queen, oh!

* Slight disturbing, the great VillainSong from the Disney movie ''WesternAnimation/{{The Hunchback of Notre Dame|Disney}}''. Partly an aversion, as it's about resisting temptation, but he doesn't leave any doubt what he actually wants.

* In an episode of ''Series/{{Workaholics}}'', Adam tries to 'save' a wedding that's just been called off by singing a song to his new love. Only he's high on bath salts, she's crazy and homeless, and his song is all about sucking on her boobs. It's almost romantic with lines like 'I don't care that you beg for change'. It's also an ImagineSpot, as for a moment, the scene's lighting changes to an almost music video set up, with Jakob Dylan playing while Adam croons. Only to cut back to reality-Adam's all alone, and his singing is awful.