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* ''ComicStrip/DykesToWatchOutFor'': After being turned down for sex by her husband Stuart (due to baby-related exhaustion), Sparrow gets up. When asked where she's going, she says, with full quote marks, "To 'take a shower'".
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A scene where it is made very clear that a character has found something so hot that they have to go somewhere where they can perform some [[ADateWithRosiePalms immediate self-service]].

* In the ''Fanfic/HeroTheGuardianSmurf'' mini-story "Smurfette's Artistry", Smurfette after spending time doing a nude painting of Hero (who at the time was married to Wonder) decides to spend some time alone with her new painting in her bedroom, alluding to [[ADateWithRosiePalms enjoying herself privately]].

-->'''Wash''' : (getting up and grabbing Zoe by the arm) We’ll be in our bunk.

-->'''Kate:''' No, dammit I... ''(beat)'' I'll be in the cockpit. [[IsThatWhatTheyAreCallingItNow Monitoring Farady and Pennyworth's progress.]]

* ''WesternAnimation/CatwomanHunted''. After Interpol agents King Farady and Julia Pennyworth leave Batwoman to guard Catwoman, Selina Kyle strips off and fills a bathtub, flirting heavily with Kate until she's on the verge of joining her...only for [[TheTease Selina to remind her that cats bathe themselves]].

* ''WesternAnimation/CatwomanHunted''. After Interpol agents Farady and Pennyworth leave Batwoman to guard Catwoman, Selina starts to strip off and fill an bathtub, flirting heavily with Kate until she's on the verge of joining her...[[TheTease whereupon Selina backs off and says that cats bathe themselves]].
-->'''Selina:''' ''(naked in the tub)'' Of course, you're ''more'' than welcome to watch...if that's how you get your kicks.

* In ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' when Amy is talking to Sheldon and starts fantasising. She runs to her bathroom to brush her teeth. Made funnier by the fact that in an [[BrickJoke earlier episode]], she admitted using an electric toothbrush in her "relaxation techniques for ladies". She calls it [[ICallHerVera Gerard.]]

* In the ''Fanfic/HeroTheGuardianSmurf'' mini-story "Smurfette's Artistry", Smurfette after spending time doing a nude painting of Hero (who at the time was married to Wonder) decides to spend some time alone with her new painting in her bedroom, alluding to enjoying herself privately.

* In ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' when Amy is talking to Sheldon and starts fantasising. She runs to her bathroom to brush her teeth. Made funnier by the fact that in an earlier episode, she mentioned a vibrating toothbrush she uses in her "relaxation techniques for ladies". She calls it [[ICallHerVera Gerard.]]

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-->(An emergency occurs right after that)\\

-->''"Riker to bridge. If you need me, I'll be in holodeck four."''

-->''"I need to go brush my teeth. It might take a while."''

-->'''Mom''': Umm, Buzz, this time don't make so much noise when you read.

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-->'''[[PlayerCharacter Inquisitor]]:''' You shouted ''that'' while a dragon was breathing fire at us?!

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-->(An emergency occurs right after that)
-->'''Zoe:''' Jayne! [[InnocentInnuendo Grab your weapon!]]
-->'''Jayne:''' I was gonna!

---> '''Chandler:''' [[WorthIt Totally worth it!]]
---> '''Joey:''' [[TakeOurWordForIt That was one good minute!]]
---> '''Chandler:''' Good night!
---> '''Joey:''' Good night!
** The trope also manifests in an episode where Chandler asks Monica and Rachel for sexual advice. Monica's advice becomes ... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdK6LVDI3kg rather enthusiastic]]. When Monica finishes, totally orgasmic just from her description, she races off to her bedroom, Rachel races off to her own bedroom and Chandler races off to the bathroom.

* When ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' did a ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' parody with Creator/LindsayLohan as the AllGrownUp Hermione, Hagrid mentioned having to "tame a dragon", while the twins had to "beat a couple of bludgers." Snape avoided any euphamism and just took points away from Gryffindor.

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--> ''Of all the suggestive fruits, none is more so than the pear. I mean, just... look at it. The top part, the... bottom part, the... I need a minute alone.''

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-->'''Lois:''' I tell ya, Brian, it's a good thing Peter came back when he did. I was ready to push the beds together tonight and take you for a ride around the friggin' WORLD!!
-->'''Brian:''' ...I'll be in the basement.
-->'''Peter:''' Doing what?
-->'''Brian:''' What do you think?!

-->'''Dale:''' I have to go to the bathroom!
-->'''Monterrey Jack:''' I'm gonna take a quick shower!
-->'''Chip:''' I'll be in my room with the door locked!

* In the "Ninja Turtles" episode of ''WebAnimation/AfterHours'', Michael feels the need to drop everything and run to Blockbuster once somebody clues him in about "pseudo-porn for women" (also known as ''Series/SexAndTheCity'').

** In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'', The Iron Bull uses a qunari phrase that translates most closely to "I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect."

Named from ''Series/{{Firefly}}'', where after he finds out [[HighClassCallGirl Inara]] will be servicing an attractive woman on the ship, [[TheBigGuy Jayne]] comments "I'll be in my bunk." and promptly exits stage left.

* Used in ''WebVideo/VisionOfEscaflowneAbridged'' when Folken is discussing the [[MsFanservice Incestuous Bisexual Ninja Catgirls]], and noting InUniverse all the FetishFuel they had.

-->'''Lois''' I tell ya, Brian, it's a good thing Peter came back when he did. I was ready to push the beds together tonight and take you for a ride around the friggin' WORLD!!

** Another example is fake trailer for a movie called "Masturbator And Commander" (a play on Film/MasterAndCommander) where the commander will be "out in a minute" during a battle.

* [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]] directly quotes this during his ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'' review, right after seeing [[HotTeacher Quistis]].
* One more than one occasion, [[Literature/WhateleyUniverse Phase]] has pulled a DiscretionShot about this, [[BreakingTheFourthWall stating outright that it was none of the readers' business]] what he was doing when he was alone in his bedroom. This is hardly surprising, give that, since he ''looks'' mostly female, he is expected to share the bathroom and showers with the freshmen girls in Poe Cottage - several of whom are supernaturally attractive.

* Webcomic/{{Sunstone}}'''s Alan will sometimes have to head to the bathroom for some "alone time" when the sexual shenanigans of the main female cast get to be too much for him.

* ''Series/DoctorWho'': Creator/DavidTennant claimed in the EasterEgg commentary for "[[Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors The Five Doctors]] that after watching Peri's bikini scene in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E5PlanetOfFire Planet of Fire]]" as a teenager he had to "spend some time in [his] bedroom".

* Implied in the ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' ''MrBNatural'' short when socially awkward kid Buzz comes home and tells his mother he's going upstairs to read.

* When ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' did a Literature/HarryPotter parody with Lindsay Lohan as the AllGrownUp Hermione, Hagrid mentioned having to "tame a dragon", while the twins had to "beat a couple of bludgers." Snape avoided any euphamism and just took points away from Gryffindor.
* ''Series/DoctorWho'': David Tennant claimed in the Easter Egg commentary for [[Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors The Five Doctors]] that after watching Peri's bikini scene in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E5PlanetOfFire Planet of Fire]] as a teenager he had to "spend some time in his bedroom".

* ''ComicStrip/DykesToWatchOutFor'': After being turned down for sex by her husband Stuart (due to baby-related exhaustion), Sparrow gets up. When asked where she's going, she says, with full quote marks, "To 'take a shower'"

* In ''WebComic/MenageA3'', strip #319 (June 25, 2010, possibly marginally NSFW), when Gary and Zii see [=DiDi=] singing a French love song in a shirt that's too small for her:
-->'''Zii:''' I'll be in my room... uh... playing guitar.\\
'''Gary:''' Me too... uh... rubbing my ''earlobe''!
* ''{{Webcomic/Sunstone}}'''s Alan will sometimes have to head to the bathroom for some "alone time" when the sexual shenanigans of the main female cast get to be too much for him.

* In the "Midnight Stranger" episode of ''KungFuPandaLegendsOfAwesomeness,'' Tigress falls for Po's superhero alter-ego and says she "needs to work out" when she catches herself rambling lustfully about him.