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* Parodied in ''FistOfFun'': During a discussion about water pollution Stuart Lee asks Richard Herring if he wants to swim in raw sewage. Herring replies "Stuart, if I wanted to swim in raw sewage I'd..." and then details a highly developed plan to break into the local sewage works. Lee quickly realises that yes, he really does.
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* Parodied in ''FistOfFun'': ''Series/FistOfFun'': During a discussion about water pollution Stuart Lee asks Richard Herring if he wants to swim in raw sewage. Herring replies "Stuart, if I wanted to swim in raw sewage I'd..." and then details a highly developed plan to break into the local sewage works. Lee quickly realises that yes, he really does.
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* In ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'', a villain once tells Dresden that if the villain wanted his opinion, the villain would [[ImpliedDeathThreat read it out of his entrails.]]
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* In ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'', a villain once tells told Dresden that if the villain wanted his opinion, the villain would [[ImpliedDeathThreat read it out of his entrails.]]
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* In ''Film/MortalKombat'', when Johnny Cage and Liu Kang come to Sonya's aid when confronted by Shang Tsung:
-->'''Sonya''': If I want backup, I'll radio for it.
-->(Scorpion and Sub-Zero enter the room)
-->'''Johnny''': [[SnarkToSnarkCombat Got that radio handy?]]
-->'''Sonya''': If I want backup, I'll radio for it.
-->(Scorpion and Sub-Zero enter the room)
-->'''Johnny''': [[SnarkToSnarkCombat Got that radio handy?]]
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* In ''Film/MortalKombat'', when Johnny Cage and Liu Kang come to Sonya's aid when confronted by Shang Tsung:
-->'''Sonya''': If I want backup, I'll radio for it.
-->(Scorpion and Sub-Zero enter the room)
-->'''Johnny''': [[SnarkToSnarkCombat Got that radio ready?]]
-->'''Sonya''': If I want backup, I'll radio for it.
-->(Scorpion and Sub-Zero enter the room)
-->'''Johnny''': [[SnarkToSnarkCombat Got that radio ready?]]
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* Popular joke saying often seen on T-shirts and bumper stickers: "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!"
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* Doug Stanhope MoralGuardians this way:
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* Doug Stanhope mocked MoralGuardians this way:
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* ''FanFic/CinemaSnobReviewsFrozen'' (a fan comic where ''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob'' reviews ''{{Disney/Frozen}}'') does this, being true to the Snob's style of jokes. When talking about Hans, Snob says he'll "take real bland pretty boys, like Gayracula, thank you very much".
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* One comedian joked about MoralGuardians this way:
-->‘If God wanted women to practice prostitution, he would have given them free will and a vagina!’ [''{{Beat}}'']
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* One comedian joked about Doug Stanhope MoralGuardians this way:
-->‘If Godwanted had intended women to practice prostitution, prostitute themselves, he would have given them a free will and a vagina!’ vagina.’ [''{{Beat}}'']
-->‘If God
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* Some of Al’s pearls of wisdom on ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' are based on this format.
-->‘If God had wanted women to bowl, he would have put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting.’
-->‘If God had wanted women to bowl, he would have put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting.’
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* One comedian joked about MoralGuardians this way:
-->‘If God wanted women to practice prostitution, he would have given them free will and a vagina!’ [''{{Beat}}'']
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* Computer scientist Dennis Ritchie responded to comments for improvements to the C programming language with "If you want PL[=/=]1, you know where to find it."
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* In one episode of ''Series/WhosTheBoss', Jonathan decides he wants to be a stand-up comedian. His routine consists of a lot of unfunny and, at time nonsensical, "what is the deal with that?" style jokes. When talking about sushi, he says "If I wanted to eat raw fish, I'd bite a river".
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* In one episode of ''Series/WhosTheBoss', ''Series/WhosTheBoss'', Jonathan decides he wants to be a stand-up comedian. His routine consists of a lot of unfunny and, at time nonsensical, times, nonsensical "what is the deal with that?" style jokes. When talking about sushi, he says "If I wanted to eat raw fish, I'd bite a river".
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* In one episode of ''Series/WhosTheBoss', Jonathan decides he wants to be a stand-up comedian. His routine consists of a lot of unfunny and, at time nonsensical, "what is the deal with that?" style jokes. When talking about sushi, he says "If I wanted to eat raw fish, I'd bite a river".
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* The ''MagicTheGathering'' card Stifle has flavour text:
-->"If I wanted your opinion, I'd have told you what it was."
-->—Pemmin, Riptide survivor
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* The ''MagicTheGathering'' card Stifle has flavour text:
-->"If I wanted your opinion, I'd have told you what it was."
-->—Pemmin, Riptide survivor
[[/folder]]
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This will almost always be said in a {{Deadpan Snark|er}} manner, and often has a TakeThat on either side of the line (or both).
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This will almost always be said in a {{Deadpan Snark|er}} manner.
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* ''Series/ThirtyRock'':
-->'''Liz:''' Don't you know the Postmaster General?\\
'''Jack:''' I do, but we had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp. If I wanted to lick a hippie I'd just return Joan Baez's phone calls.
-->'''Liz:''' Don't you know the Postmaster General?\\
'''Jack:''' I do, but we had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp. If I wanted to lick a hippie I'd just return Joan Baez's phone calls.
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* ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'', in his review of TheodoreRex:
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* Dr. Kelso pulls this one out a lot on Scrubs, along with the similar; "I'll tell you the same thing I told X, '[related pun]'."
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* Dr. Kelso pulls this one out a lot on Scrubs, ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', along with the similar; "I'll tell you the same thing I told X, '[related pun]'."
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* Used in a pro-choice slogan: ‘If I wanted the government in my uterus, I'd fuck a senator!’
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-->And if I wanted loneliness I'd chose to go
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-->'''Van:''' "If I wanted to sleep through half of the episode, I would have watched..."
-->List of series flashed rapidly: WolfsRain, {{Gungrave}}, [[GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex GitS: SAC]], Anime/ParanoiaAgent, {{Mushishi}}, BoogiepopPhantom, [[OddNameOut Hi, Mom!]], SerialExperimentsLain, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick squirrels do it]], {{Samurai 7}}, Anime/SoulTaker, CasshernSins, KinosJourney
-->'''Van:''' "''WitchHunterRobin''."
-->List of series flashed rapidly: WolfsRain, {{Gungrave}}, [[GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex GitS: SAC]], Anime/ParanoiaAgent, {{Mushishi}}, BoogiepopPhantom, [[OddNameOut Hi, Mom!]], SerialExperimentsLain, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick squirrels do it]], {{Samurai 7}}, Anime/SoulTaker, CasshernSins, KinosJourney
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-->'''Van:''' "If If I wanted to sleep through half of the episode, I would have watched..."
-->List\\
List of series flashed rapidly:WolfsRain, {{Gungrave}}, [[GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex ''Anime/WolfsRain'', ''VideoGame/{{Gungrave}}'', ''[[Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex GitS: SAC]], Anime/ParanoiaAgent, {{Mushishi}}, BoogiepopPhantom, [[OddNameOut SAC]]'', ''Anime/ParanoiaAgent'', ''Manga/{{Mushishi}}'', ''Anime/BoogiepopPhantom'', ''[[OddNameOut Hi, Mom!]], SerialExperimentsLain, Mom!]]'', ''Anime/SerialExperimentsLain'', [[BreadEggsMilkSquick squirrels do it]], {{Samurai 7}}, Anime/SoulTaker, CasshernSins, KinosJourney
-->'''Van:''' "''WitchHunterRobin''."''Anime/SamuraiSeven'', ''Anime/TheSoulTaker'', ''Anime/CasshernSins'', ''LightNovel/KinosJourney''\\
'''Van:''' ''Anime/WitchHunterRobin''.
-->List
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-->'''Van:''' "''WitchHunterRobin''."
'''Van:''' ''Anime/WitchHunterRobin''.
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Compare XCalledTheyWantTheirYBack.
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XCalledTheyWantTheirYBack, ILikeMyXLikeILikeMyY.
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* In a ''DragonballAbridged'' video, Nappa says he likes ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'', and Vegeta says, "If I wanted to watch a hundred episodes of {{Filler}}, I'd watch ''Manga/InuYasha''."
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* In a ''DragonballAbridged'' ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' video, Nappa says he likes ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'', and Vegeta says, "If I wanted to watch over a hundred episodes of {{Filler}}, I'd watch ''Manga/InuYasha''."
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-->''(Present Toadsworth is freaking out)''
-->'''Past Toadsworth''': ''(...)'' Really, if I wished to witness myself embarrassing myself, I'd belch in front of a mirror.
-->'''Past Toadsworth''': ''(...)'' Really, if I wished to witness myself embarrassing myself, I'd belch in front of a mirror.
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-->''(Present Toadsworth is freaking out)''
-->'''Pastout)''\\
'''Past Toadsworth''': ''(...)'' Really, if I wished to witness myself embarrassing myself, I'd belch in front of amirror.mirror.
* During a Zerg mission in ''[[VideoGame/StarCraft Brood War]]'', we have this exchange when Fenix, Jim Raynor, and Arcturus Mengsk are discussing an eventual betrayal by Kerrigan.
--> '''Arcturus''': If you ask me, she's completely untrustworthy. But so long as she'll help me retake Korhal, I'll work with her.\\
'''Raynor''': If I wanted your opinion, Arcturus, I would've beaten it out of you! And in case you forgot, you're the reason she became what she is in the first place!
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'''Past Toadsworth''': ''(...)'' Really, if I wished to witness myself embarrassing myself, I'd belch in front of a
* During a Zerg mission in ''[[VideoGame/StarCraft Brood War]]'', we have this exchange when Fenix, Jim Raynor, and Arcturus Mengsk are discussing an eventual betrayal by Kerrigan.
--> '''Arcturus''': If you ask me, she's completely untrustworthy. But so long as she'll help me retake Korhal, I'll work with her.\\
'''Raynor''': If I wanted your opinion, Arcturus, I would've beaten it out of you! And in case you forgot, you're the reason she became what she is in the first place!
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-->If I wanted to ''wear'' my dinner, I'd have gone to Mr. Messy's.