History Main / ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne

* In the 2010 New York gubernatorial election, this trope was partially subverted in an incident between two third-party candidates. Libertarian Warren Redlich accused Anti-Prohibition candidate Kristin Davis of circulating a libelous attack mailing about him, calling her a "dirty whore" with the "dirty" referring to her dirty campaignin tactics. Davis, the madam of the brothel that former governor Eliot Spitzer frequented (which is why he was the "former Governor") replied by denying the allegations that she was a whore and explaining that she was only a madam, never a prostitute. She never responded to the allegations of dirty campaigning.

'''Scotty:''' They called the ''Enterprise'' a garbage scow, sir.

** In "Back to the Woods" Peter impersonates JamesWoods and goes on TV to talk about how he (meaning Woods) is making a wacky comedy movie [[DudeNotFunny about the September 11th terrorist attacks]]. And it'll co-star DavidSpade.

* There's also a variation of this in "Night of the Ninja". When Summer Gleason accuses Kiyodi Ken of being a "common thief", he denies it, claiming proudly that he's actually a "''great'' thief".

* From ''Metropolitan'':

* Inverted in ''The Peacemaker'' (1987).

* ''Car Wash'':

* ''Love Stinks'':

* ''Little Heroes'' was a mid-1970s show, locally produced by WXON-TV 20 in Detroit. It was an apparent attempt to do a modern version of Hal Roach's ''Our Gang'', aka ''TheLittleRascals''. Sadly, the videotaped show probably no longer exists. But the show had two recurring characters of bumbling foreign spies with bad accents (probably Russian, but they never say exactly). A recurring line between them was:

* Ghost, from Radio/TrueCapitalist radio, is often accused of being a racist, shapeshifting jew. His response is always "I'M NOT A JEW!" In one episode, he was assaulted by a caller who, in a parody of ''WesternAnimation/RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer'', called him a racist, a fruitbowl, a hambone, and a reptilian. However, Ghost only raged once he brought up "Hannukah night," failing to even notice the line after it accusing him of beating his son.

* InjusticeGodsAmongUs during a clash between [[DumbMuscle Solomon Grundy]] and GreenArrow.

* In the ''Stolen Pixels'' strip "[[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/stolen-pixels/6879-Stolen-Pixels-150-2-Shoes-of-Floppiness +2 Shoes of Floppiness]]", [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins Bann Teagan]] calls Leliana "a stripper with a gravy boat on her head."

* Ghost, from Radio/TrueCapitalist radio, is often accused of being a racist, shapeshifting jew. His response is always "I'M NOT A JEW!" In one episode, he was assaulted by a caller who, in a parody of ''WesternAnimation/RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer'', called him a racist, a fruitbowl, a hambone, and a reptilian. However, Ghost only raged once he brought up "Hannukah night," failing to even notice the line after it accusing him of beating his son.
** Another instance has a caller claim there's a party at Ghost's house with "free beer, a mountain of cocaine, and girls under 18". Ghost's response is "I don't do cocaine!". Knowing him, one would think he'd react to the "girls under 18" part.

* In a rare example of a character genuinely admitting their flaws, there's Murray and Rajan's pre-fight banter in ''VideoGame/SlyCooper 3''

* From Creator/{{Filmation}}'s ''Film/HappilyEverAfter'':

-->"I've got a friend that got into an argument with a barmaid from Sunderland. Long story short, he ended up calling her a 'fat, ugly Geordie cunt.' And she said, 'I'm no a Geordie.'"

* In the RedDwarf episode Legion, Kryten serves Lister a dish containing Space Weevil, but he complains about the raw carrot.

* Disney's animated ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}'' series includes the following exchange:

'''Homestar:''' What!? (''{{spit take}}'') Strong Bad told me it was sour cream and The Cheat hair!

* An anti-war British politician once called Christopher Hitchens "a drink-sodden ex-Trotskyist popinjay". Hitchens replied, "Only some of that is true." He later elaborated "He says that I am an ex-Trotskyist (true), a "popinjay" (true enough, since the word's original Webster's definition is a target for arrows and shots), and that I cannot hold a drink (here I must protest)."

* ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove'': Yzma insults Kronk, calling him a "big stupid monkey." But what really hurts him? When she say she has never liked his spinach puffs! Never!