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* ''PushingDaisies'' uses this in the episode "Dummy" in getting security cards.
-->'''Ned:''' Where'd you get that?\\
'''Emerson:''' Contacted the company that makes these doors under false pretenses. They gave me a sample ID badge which I digitally altered using the magnetic code that matches the serial number of this machine. Is that cheating?\\
'''Chuck:''' [holding an identical ID badge] I don't know. Is this? I gave the security guard a hug goodbye. My upper body distracted him while these things I call "hands" took this off his belt.

-->-- ''Class Mishaps''

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-->-- ''Class Mishaps''

--> Amanda:''I've got breasts, Chuck. I can make men do whatever I want. I could even make you punch yourself for a peek at these.''
--> Chuck:''Please don't make me do that.''
---> ''Class Mishaps''

->Amanda:I've got breasts, Chuck. I can make men do whatever I want. I could even make you punch yourself for a peek at these.
->Chuck:Please don't make me do that.
-->-- ''Class Mishaps''

->"Why rule through fear when you can rule through boners?"
-->-- '''Ellen''', ''QuestionableContent''

* During an early episode of ''FamilyGuy'', Peter is teaching Meg how to drive when they are pulled over. ''Peter'' attempts this gambit by pulling his shirt up to expose his man boob.
* An episode of ''SouthPark'' is titled "Bebe's boobs destroy society." You can guess the rest.

* A couple of years ago, Abercrombie & Fitch sold T-shirts for girls that read right across the chest: "WHO NEEDS BRAINS WHEN YOU HAVE THESE?" A group of teenage girls protested and managed to get the shirts pulled from the shelves due to the blatant display of sexism.
** The band Silverfish had a slogan '''Hips, Tits, Lips, Power''' which also found its way on to a t-shirt and sums this trope up quite nicely.

* During a fight with the Hulk in the {{Ultimates}}, Wasp had to distract the Hulk. So, she just undid her top and showed her boobs in all their glory.

->"My dear, did you just try to prove the existence of God with your cleavage?"
-->-- '''Lightsong''', ''{{Warbreaker}}''

-->Barkeep: "Very nice, Mirana, but you still have to pay for those beers."

* Tsunade of ''{{Naruto}}'' is an authority figure with large... [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean amounts of authority]].
** Given that the fact that she has large boobs is merely incidental, and she is a capable and competent ruler who has earned the respect of her underlings, it's more of an [[AvertedTrope aversion]].
** Naruto ''[[GenderBender himself]]'', on the other hand uses this quite a few times.

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* In an ''Easy Skankin''' guest comic crossover with ''AnsemRetort'', Dingy tries to invoke this on Duke to get him to do a guest comic for her. He points out that her boobs violate the Geneva Convention, and that if he did this, she had to admit that she was lazier than a sprite comic artist. She refused.

** [[TheUnfairSex They were complaining about the sexism of males being easy to control?]]
*** The band Silverfish had a slogan '''Hips, Tits, Lips, Power''' which also found its way on to a t-shirt and sums this trope up quite nicely.

Can be TruthInTelevision, though of course in fiction it's [[RuleOfFunny often exaggerated]]. Compare the LysistrataGambit, which differs in that the characters are in a relationship and that sex is on the table, but still shares the underlying assumption about men's self control. See also DistractedByTheSexy, which is perhaps an unintended side effect, and [=~Screw The Rules, I'm Beautiful!~=], for when it isn't necessary for a woman to have [[BuxomIsBetter a couple of]] good reasons to do so. See IgnoreTheFanservice for when this gambit falls flat on its face.

* A couple of years ago, Abercrombie & Fitch sold T-shirts for girls that read right across the chest: "WHO NEEDS BRAINS WHEN YOU HAVE THESE?" A group of teenage girls protested and managed to get the shirts pulled from the shelves due to the blatant display of sexism.
** The band Silverfish had a slogan '''Hips, Tits, Lips, Power''' which also found its way on to a t-shirt and sums this trope up quite nicely.

* Lampshaded in this motivational [[http://www.funnymotivationalposters.net/fmp/boobs-i-have-them-so-you-lose]]