History Main / HesGotAWeapon

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}'' provides the page quote. Made even funnier that they're panicking because it's Abu with the sword--that's three times his size.

* Used in Film/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy during the final scene with the Vogon attack.

* ''Film/SuperMarioBros'': "He's got a bob-omb!"
--> Bob-omb...

** ''Literature/TheFifthElephant'': Averted by Sam Vimes. When he is imprisoned [[spoiler:by the dwarves]], someone smuggles a single-shot crossbow into his cell. Vimes notes that if you want to help someone escape, you send them a key -- sending someone a weapon will only get them killed via this trope[[spoiler:, which is exactly what the sender had in mind]].

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** ''Literature/MakingMoney'': [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Look out, he's got a daisy!"]] To elaborate: The patrician has engaged in some questionable acts that will only go overlooked as long as he maintains his personal authority and dignity -- which is also the only way the main character can hope to survive. Vetinari then engages in conversation with a clown, who in close range has a tendency to wet the converser via squirting flower. Thus, "Look out, he's got a daisy!"

-->''"Is that a [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys monkey]]?"''\\

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}'' provides the page quote. Made even funnier that they're panicking because it's a teeny, tiny ''monkey'' with the sword--that's three times his size.

* Not in so many words, but the guards' [[OhCrap reaction]] to a [[ActionGirl female]] [[GirlWithPsychoWeapon City]] [[OurElvesAreBetter Elf]] [[PlayerCharacter Warden]] getting her hands on a sword at the beginning of ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'' certainly gives this impression.

->'''Guard''': He's got a sword!
->'''Razoul''': You idiots! We've ''all'' got swords!
-->-- ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}''

* ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'' provides the page quote. Made even funnier that they're panicking because it's a teeny, tiny ''monkey'' with the sword--that's three times his size.

-->'''Zephir''': Stand back!
-->'''Rhino Guard''': Watch out! He's got a banana!
-->'''Zephir''': [[IveGotAnXAndImNotAfraidToUseIt And I'm not afraid to use it!]]

* [[Series/BurnNotice]] sees Mike turn his friends on surveillance duty into part of his cover ID once they're found out and the BigBad of the week wants them brought in for questioning: [[ShotHimHeHasAWallet Claim the piece of aluminum foil packaging they're holding is actually a gun]], grab the only other drawn gun and start firing roughly in their direction. His friends take the hint and return fire, thus "proving" they're definitely not on the same side.

* ''Discworld/MakingMoney'': [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Look out, he's got a daisy!"]] To elaborate: The patrician has engaged in some questionable acts that will only go overlooked as long as he maintains his personal authority and dignity -- which is also the only way the main character can hope to survive. Vetinari then engages in conversation with a clown, who in close range has a tendency to wet the converser via squirting flower. Thus, "Look out, he's got a daisy!"
* ''Discworld/TheFifthElephant'': Averted by Sam Vimes. When he is imprisoned [[spoiler:by the dwarves]], someone smuggles a single-shot crossbow into his cell. Vimes notes that if you want to help someone escape, you send them a key -- sending someone a weapon will only get them killed via this trope[[spoiler:, which is exactly what the sender had in mind]].

* ''Film/SantaWithMuscles'': "Look out! ''[[{{Narm}} He's got a candy cane!]]"''

* Parodied in ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'' when the main six are the only kids at school for the week thanks to everyone else sick with food poisoning. The gang love it at first, but soon grow tired of it, so Gus tries to give Miss Grotke a fake note from home in order to stay home, causing Mikey to scream, [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "HE'S GOT A NOTE!"]]

* ''Discworld/MakingMoney'': [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Look out, he's got a daisy!"]] To elaborate: The patrician has engaged in some questionable acts that will only go overlooked as long as he maintains his personal authority and dignity -- which is also the only way the main character can hope to survive. Vetinari then engages in conversation with a clown, who in close range has a tendency to wet the converser via SquirtingFlower. Thus, "Look out, he's got a daisy!"

* ''Franchise/StarWars Episode VI: Film/ReturnOfTheJedi'': "He's holding a thermal detonator!"

* ''Discworld/MakingMoney'': [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Look out, he's got a daisy!"]] To elaborate: The patrician has engaged in some questionable acts that will only go overlooked as long as he maintains his personal authority and dignity -- which is also the only way the main character can hope to survive. Vetinari then engages in conversation with a clown, who in close range has a tendency to wet the converser via squirt-flower. Thus, "Look out, he's got a daisy!"

->'''Razoul''': You idiots! WE'VE ''ALL'' GOT SWORDS!

->'''Razoul''': You ''idiots'' - we've ''ALL'' got swords!

* ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'':
-->'''Guard:''' Look out! He's got a sword!
-->'''Razoul:''' You idiots! We've ''all'' got swords!
** Even funnier when they're panicking because it's a teeny, tiny MONKEY with the sword -- that's three times his size.

* ''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}'':

* Parodied in ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'' when the main six are the only kids at school for the week thanks to everyone else sick with food poisoning. The gang love it at first, but soon grow tired of it, so Gus tries to give Miss Grotke a fake note from home in order to stay home, causing Mikey to scream, [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "HE'S GOT A NOTE!"]]

->'''Razoul''': You idiots - we've ''ALL'' got swords!

* ''Film/HaroldAndKumarEscapeFromGuantanamoBay'': Kumar tried smoking a water bong filled with pot on an airplane, and that method requires lighting a match. An old white woman screams, "Terrorist!" and all the passengers suspect Kumar's holding a bomb, with Harold desperate to re-assure everyone it's a "water pipe tobacco", but when Kumar tells them what it is by its urban name, a "bong", one man screams, "He says he got a '''bomb'''!!!"