History Main / HappyEndingMassage

* In "Manga/SPYxFamily", one of Yor's coworkers brings up that Yor is a masseuse at a hotel to Yor's fake husband Loid, clearly implying this trope. In reality, Yor really does do more than massage her clients--she assassinates them instead. This being a secret, she doesn't correct her coworker, and allows Loid to assume the other lie, which actually leads him to praising her for her commitment to providing for her brother even if it means taking on unpleasant jobs.

* Dr. Kelso from ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' took Turk to one of these once. Turk got a crick in his neck and had to watch Dr. Kelso receive his Happy Ending. YIKES.
** Once? It is implied that he's getting them on a regular basis off camera.
---> "My name is Bob Kelso and I like whores."

* ''Film/YoungLadyChatterleyII''. The lady of the house gets stimulated by her lesbian masseuse while describing the ideal lover she's looking for. Afterwards the masseuse has to remind Lady Chatterley about the shoulder injury she was originally treating.

* Isaac in ''Film/FinalDestination5'' tries to get one of these when he goes to an Asian massage parlor in town, using a ticket he [[{{Jerkass}} stole from the desk of a deceased colleague]], and despite the fact that the receptionist points out that [[AsianHookerStereotype their place isn't a brothel]].

* Wei from ''VideoGame/SleepingDogs'' is heavily implied to get these whenever he visits certain massage parlors dotted across the map. With enough leveling, he even gets a "special bonus" every time he buys one. PlayedForLaughs in a later conversation, in which a character states that he wants to get a groin massage, which [[TooMuchInformation creeps Wei out]]. The person then clarifies that he means a real one, telling Wei to get his mind out of the gutter.

The best way for a citizen who really needs a massage to get one without the sex getting in the way, by the way, is to look for a registered massage therapist rather than some random parlor. If you just go to some random place, it's probably going to be one of these; they're surprisingly common. If you ''do'' wander in to the wrong type accidentally, keep in mind that there is nothing wrong with just saying, "No, thank you" to whatever is on offer.

** PlayedForLaughs when Hank, who is suffering serious back pain, goes to Redcorn for a massage. The office is clearly set up for seduction, which dimmed lights and romantic music that can't be turned off. The two heterosexual men are both obviously uncomfortable, and just as John is about to touch Hank he says that he might try yoga instead, which John agrees with clear relief.

* At the end of ''Fanfic/KaraOfRokyn'', [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara]] gets one of her boyfriend, which leads to a marriage proposal.
* During the course ''FanFic/SnapesWorstMemory'', Lily wants to do it to Severus and won't take no for an answer.

* In ''LightNovel/{{MM}}'', Mamiya Yumi specializes in giving massages that make the client or, more often, victim feel more than a little too good. She doesn't just specialize in this though, she has a deep (and later demonstrably perverse) love of doing this to cute girls, whether the girls in question want it or not.

* In ''Film/FullFrontal1992'', Gus (played by Creator/DavidDuchovny) asks for a happy ending to his massage -- and wonders if he can wear a plastic bag on his head while doing it. The masseuse refuses but blames herself later [[spoiler:when he's found asphyxiated in his room]]. And this is all played for laughs.

* In ''Film/FullFrontal'', Gus (played by Creator/DavidDuchovny) asks for a happy ending to his massage -- and wonders if he can wear a plastic bag on his head while doing it. The masseuse refuses but blames herself later [[spoiler:when he's found asphyxiated in his room]]. And this is all played for laughs.

* ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' makes it clear that the holosuite massage programs offered by Quark are these. Whether the [[GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex main characters indulge is not shown]], but in "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS04E01E02TheWayOfTheWarrior The Way of the Warrior]]", [[BlitheSpirit Jadzia Dax]] enters with a [[FanserviceExtra shirtless and well-muscled]] holographic masseur on each arm, and tries coax a reluctant Kira Nerys into joining her.

A recent variant in fiction has no "happy ending" offer after a massage, but rather the massage itself has that effect. The masseuse, with or without realizing it, is actually so incredibly skilled that (s)he can bring a client unbelievable pleasure with a massage that's never shown to involve anything remotely sexual.

* In ''Manga/{{Softenni}}'', rival team manager Leo is descended from a family that specializes in massage, and he's known to be a remarkable talent that comes around once every hundred years or so, able to bring his clients to severe climax in a matter of a few minutes just by rubbing their backs and shoulders. ComicallyMissingThePoint, Leo insists he's in need of further training because anytime he gives one of the girls a massage she winds up even more exhausted when he's finished.
* In ''LightNovel/{{MM}}'', Mamiya Yumi specializes in giving massages that make the client or, more often, victim feel more than a little too good. She doesn't just specialize in this though, she has a deep (and later demonstrably perverse) love of doing this to cute girls, whether the girls in question want it or not.

'''Josh:''' [[NoYou YOU'RE A HOOKER]]!