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* ''WebVideo/StopSkeletonsFromFighting'': In calculating the score for ''The Sum of All Fears'', Derek blurts out "NEGATIVE FIFTY" before correcting himself, explaining that the review score ''starts'' at +50 and works downward. This does not speak well for the forthcoming tally. (The final score was just shy of zero.)

* ''WebVideo/TheHappyVideoGameNerd'': In calculating the score for ''The Sum of All Fears'', Derek blurts out "NEGATIVE FIFTY" before correcting himself, explaining that the review score ''starts'' at +50 and works downward. This does not speak well for the forthcoming tally. (The final score was just shy of zero.)

--> '''Salesgirl:''' So the Nike Free 5.0 is incredibly lightweight, as you can see, and very flexible; it's specifically designed to help your foot move more naked--NATURAL. Naturally. Mm hmm.

---> '''Supergirl:''' She can't be, Mrs. Berkowitz! We told you--\\

--> '''Jane:''' Right! George, this is my sister Tess. Tess, this is my George. I mean--not ''my'' George, he--Uh--

-->'''Attractive girl in elevator:''' Everyone here's been real nice to me.
-->'''Jim Carrey:''' Well, that's because you have big jugs. ''[alarmed expression]'' I mean... your boobs are huge! ''[even more alarmed]'' I mean... I wanna squeeze 'em! I mean... [[IWantMyMommy Mommy]].

-->'''Xavier''': I want to go check her out--check out the situation. ''(awkwardly clears his throat)''

-->''George and the man with the sassy purple beret walked down the gangbang--''
-->''"[=GangPLANK=]," corrected the man--''

-->'''Mr. Bucket''': "Oh, yes... I mean no! What am I saying?! She's a howling baby!"
-->'''Mrs. Bucket''': "A lovely baby."

--> That's why he brings his own needles\\

-->'''Riddler''': DIE, [[DaddyIssues FATHER]]!! I mean, Batman.

--->'''Yahtzee:''' ...but it's just not as much fun as tonguing another man's balls. ''[beat]'' I mean, as it used to be. [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday I'm not gay.]]

-->'''Aizawa:''' So you're cool with me invading Misa and interrogating your house? Interesting.\\

-->'''Alex''': My two bodyguards were female back in the good ol' day- I MEAN bad! Bad days! The days when I was evil!

--> "hi can i get an iced latte with [[BrokenRecord breast milk i mean breast milk i mean breast milk sorry i mean breast milk i mean breast milk i mean]]"

--> "Ladder! I meant ladder!"

--> ''What's wrong? Don't you like me? I mean... don't you like beans?''

* ''Literature/CharlottesWeb'': When Charlotte is preoccupied with her new pet pig Wilbur, she accidentally says his name when her teacher asks her the capital of Pennsylvania.

* ''Literature/{{Ratburger}}'': The students [[MaliciousMisnaming call their short teacher Ms. Midge, "Ms. Midget".]]
Zoe once accidentally calls her that to her face.

-->Nice Rachel we're having.

* In ''WebOriginal/ShadowrunStorytime'', Geppetto and Tank undress a mook in preparation to torture him only to get distracted by his stupidly large GagPenis.

* ''ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}}'': In ''ComicBook/Hawkeye2012'', the main character often says "Back in a sex--'''sec'''."

* In ''ComicBook/Hawkeye2012'', the main character often says "Back in a sex--'''sec'''."

* Brainy in ''ComicBook/TheSmurfs'' story "Salad Smurfs" accidentally refers to Papa Smurf as Papa Pea right after he gets transformed into a pea.

* Brazilian comedian Felipe Xavier has a character, O Incrível Rosca (The Incredible Bagel), a seemingly heterosexual man which [[HulkingOut Hulks Out]] [[ForcedOutOfTheCloset Of The Closet]] by mistaking what other people say for gay questioning\innuendo.

* A well known German joke goes about the anxious announcer on the radio who will present the [[Theate/TheNutcracker "Nussknacker Suite".]] Collegues have made her nervous not to forget the second n [[note]]kacker=shitter; ''The Nutcrapper'' would be an accurate translation[[/note]] and she mumbles to herself: Nussk''n''acker. Nussk''n''acker. Nussk''n''acker. The great moment is there. "Now you hear the Nussk''n''acker Suite..." (phew) "...by Peter Scheißkowsky." [[note]]Shitkowsky. [[LostInTranslation Sorry, it only works in German.]] [[/note]]

-->-- '''Niles Crane''', ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' [[OlderThanTheyThink (and numerous others)]]

* In ''Film/Hairspray2007'' film, Velma Von Tussle inadvertently comments that the kids need to be steered in the "white direction". She pretends she didn't say it when Corny calls her on it, but it's fairly obvious.

* In the 2007 ''Film/{{Hairspray}}'' film, Velma Von Tussle inadvertantly comments that the kids need to be steered in the "white direction". She pretends she didn't say it when Corny calls her on it, but it's fairly obvious.