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'''Massive Spoilers Within''', so don't go further if you don't want them. TheOtherWiki has an [[http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_words extensive]] [[http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Fictional_last_words list]] of its own.

* In the Music/{{vocaloid}} song [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkrwKCRJH-s Evil Food Eater Conchita]] by Music/{{mothy}}, we've got this: "There's still something I haven't eaten."

** "Save yourself...some money." - [[spoiler:[[Creator/WilliamShatner The Negotiator. He survived.]]]]

** "Sega Saturn shiro...! Sega Saturn shiro...! Sega Saturn SHIROOOOOO!!!" - [[spoiler:[[UsefulNotes/SegaSaturn Segata Sanshiro. He survived.]]]]

* ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Gehenna:''

*** "You wretched fools! I only used you to get me this far. Now, my true powers are restored, and you shall be the first of my victims! I only brought you along as a bit of repast! [[NothingCanStopUsNow No one can stop me now]], not even..." [[spoiler:Tremere - in Goratrix's body]]

*** "Father's home." [[spoiler:Malkav - as spoken by his twelve hosts]]
*** "Y...yes. Yes, I do." [[spoiler:Saulot, willingly sacrificing himself to end the Curse of Caine]]

*** "''That'' silly girl? I haven't heard about her in five thousand years. [[UnderestimatingBadassery What'll she do, throw pots at me? Threaten to redecorate my haven]]?" [[spoiler:Absimiliard, referring to the Shaper - who promptly curbstomps him]]
*** "I've done it! I've won the Jyhad - and found a way out. I don't have to be what my sire made me. I can be a god - and this city, my temple! I can change you, too, my loyal servants! I can change you all! [[TemptingFate No more vampires!]] [[HopeSpot No more curse]]!" [[spoiler:The Shaper, right before she gets eaten by Ennoia. She gets better.]]
*** "It is done. Hear me, Children of Adam. I command-" [[spoiler:Tremere - again in Goratrix's body - right before he's assimilated by the Tzimisce Antediluvian.]]

* Literature/TheBible has Jesus's eponymous 7 Last Words before He died on the cross for mankind's sins just before He rises from the dead 3 days later:

** ''FamousLastWords/PeanutButterGamer''

** ''FamousLastWords/LoboWebseries"

-->-- '''Creator/KarlMarx's [[HypocriticalHumor last words]]'''

** "This is the power of the MF Like Button... Not bad... Not bad at all... PS Vita... I'm coming to see you..." [[spoiler:Chad Warden]]

*** "''That'' silly girl? I haven't heard about her in five thousand years. [[UnderestimatingBadassery What'll she do, throw pots at me? Threaten to redecorate my haven]]?" [[spoiler:Absimiliard, referring to The Shaper - who promptly curbstomps him]]

** "Oh... great." [[spoiler: Dracula, killed while trying to stop the Energizer Bunny]]
** "AAAAAAAHHH! I'm melting! Melting! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!" [[spoiler: The Wicked Witch of the West, in a case of KarmicDeath]]
** "Long life." [[spoiler: The treasure hunter, before being turned into the non-speaking Energizer Bunny]]

** "[[OhCrap RRRAAAAAAAIIIDDD!!!]]" [[spoiler: Several {{Talking Pest}}s]]

** "No, no, wait, before you do that could you explain to me how that-" [[spoiler: Jerry, from a VideoGame/RatchetAndClank commercial, before being turned into a chicken.]]

* "[[OhCrap Oh shit,]] I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?" [[spoiler: [[Music/{{Eminem}} Stan]]]]

* The line from Saga's song ''Perfectionist''; "Never in my life will I taste but a bite, of a more perfectly planned out supper..." [[spoiler: Billingford Bluffer]]

** "No...NO! I knew better for [=SiivaGunner=], you fool!" [[spoiler: The Voice Inside Your Head]]
** "This is the power of the MF Like Button... Not bad... Not bad at all... PS Vita... I'm coming to see you..." [[spoiler: Chad Warden]]

** "FATHER!!" [[spoiler: Jeremy Cartwood, in the "Young Guns Bonanza" sketch]]
** "No! NOOOOOOOO!" [[spoiler: Mustapha, after Blackgaard tells him "YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness"]]
** "Oh, you fool, why wouldn't I? Goodbye, [[spoiler:Jack Allen]]!" [[spoiler: Dr. Regis Blackgaard, rejecting Jack Allen's offer of a HeelFaceTurn]]
** "Wait... Something... is ''wrong''. This isn't supposed to happen. What's... going... ''on''??" [[spoiler: Virus!Regis Blackgaard]]
** "It's... over... [[spoiler: Blackgaard]]!" [[spoiler: Anti-Virus Program!John Avery Whittaker]]

** "Oh no, they're trying to run me off the road! I've lost control! I've lost-" [[spoiler: Justine Baker]]
** "There's no other way Dad! I'm sorry." [[spoiler: Jason Whittaker (though he turned out to be FakingTheDead)]]
** "Connie, I-" [[spoiler: June Kendall]]
** "NOOOOOOOO!" [[spoiler: Dr. Relative]]

** "Yeah, but this is no joke." [[spoiler: Andy, a member of ''Buddy Lewis and the Cats'']]
** "Do you guys smell that? It's something... electrical..." [[spoiler: Nick, a member of ''Buddy Lewis and the Cats'']]
** "I can't pull it up! C'mon [[spoiler:Buddy]]!" [[spoiler: The pilot for ''Buddy Lewis and the Cats'']]
** "No! You mustn't interrupt the experiment!" [[spoiler: Dr. Victor Belmont]]
** "I don't care!" [[spoiler: Thug's Brother]]
** "What is that?" [[spoiler: Thug]]
** "It's beautiful. AAAAAHHHHH!" [[spoiler: The Fake Agent Garfield]]

*** "[[EldritchAbomination The Dragon rises]]. You must stop it! Find Vykos. It knows..." [[spoiler: Cyscek]]
*** "You wretched fools! I only used you to get me this far. Now, my true powers are restored, and you shall be the first of my victims! I only brought you along as a bit of repast! [[NothingCanStopUsNow No one can stop me now]], not even..." [[spoiler: Tremere - in Goratrix's body]]
*** "Yes, magnificent one." [[spoiler: Neferu]]
*** "So, you have returned. Do you claim a place among us?" [[spoiler: Absimiliard]]
*** "You have failed." [[spoiler: Typhon]]
*** "No! A thousand years!" [[spoiler: Lasombra]]
*** "Father's home." [[spoiler: Malkav - as spoken by his twelve hosts]]
*** "Y...yes. Yes, I do." [[spoiler: Saulot, willingly sacrificing himself to end the Curse of Caine]]

*** "''That'' silly girl? I haven't heard about her in five thousand years. [[UnderestimatingBadassery What'll she do, throw pots at me? Threaten to redecorate my haven]]?" [[spoiler: Absimiliard, referring to The Shaper - who promptly curbstomps him]]
*** "I've done it! I've won the Jyhad - and found a way out. I don't have to be what my sire made me. I can be a god - and this city, my temple! I can change you, too, my loyal servants! I can change you all! [[TemptingFate No more vampires!]] [[HopeSpot No more curse]]!" [[spoiler: The Shaper, right before she gets eaten by Ennoia. She gets better.]]
*** "It is done. Hear me, Children of Adam. I command-" [[spoiler: Tremere - again in Goratrix's body - right before he's assimilated by the Tzimisce Antediluvian.]]
*** "[[AssimilationPlot Be of me]]." [[spoiler: Tzimisce, through Tremere.]]

* "THE CURSE!! [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-]] -- Imhotep (again) On the Universal Studios, Hollywood version of [[Ride/RevengeOfTheMummy The Mummy ride]], before it was changed (he now just chuckles quietly while you return to the load/unload sector).

** ''FamousLastWords/{{Ben 10}}''

** ''FamousLastWords/{{DCAU}}''

** ''FamousLastWords/StarWarsRebels''

** ''FamousLastWords/DeathBattle''

** ''FamousLastWords/HowItShouldHaveEnded''

-->-- '''KarlMarx's [[HypocriticalHumor last words]]'''

* "THE CURSE!! [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-]] -- Imhotep (again) [[Film/TheMummyTrilogy On the Universal Studios, Hollywood version of The Mummy ride]], before it was changed (he now just chuckles quietly while you return to the load/unload sector).

** "See? That wasn't so scary. A cup of coffee, please? Thank you. AAARRGH!!" -- Creator/BrendanFraser, in the Orlando version of the ride.

-->-- '''KarlMarx's [[HypocriticalHumour last words]]'''

* PSAs

* Historical: Jorge Chavez, a Franco-Peruvian who was the first man to fly over the Alps Mountains, suffered mortal injuries while trying to land on that flight. His last words: "Arriba -- siempre arriba." "Higher -- ever higher." This phrase is the motto of the Peruvian Air Force.

* "Your presence does not surprise me, Assassin. I have known of you ever since your craft entered the Eastern Fringes. Why did I not have you killed? Because your mission and the act you are about to commit proves the truth of all I have ever said and done. I merely punished those who had wronged, just as your [[DarkMessiah False Emperor]] now seeks to punish me. [[DoomedMoralVictor Death is nothing compared to vindication.]]" -- [[NeverFoundTheBody Presumed final words of]] [[PayEvilUntoEvil Konrad]] [[OutscareTheEnemy Curze]], ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''
* "I don't have time to die, I'm too busy!" -- Goge Vandire, Ecclesiarch and Master of the Administratum ca. M36, architect of the Age of Apostasy, to the captain of his PraetorianGuard immediately before she decapitated him

* The band ''Captain Tractor'' has an album called this.