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* Solomon's list of seven things God hates in ''Literature/TheBible'' (Proverbs 6:16-19) begins:
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* Solomon's list of seven things God hates in ''Literature/TheBible'' (Proverbs 6:16-19) ([[Literature/BookOfProverbs Proverbs 6:16-19]]) begins:
-->"There are six -->"Six things that Jehovah does hate; yes, the LORD hates; seven are things detestable an abomination to his soul.Him."
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* At a 1965 live performance of Music/PeterPaulAndMary their rendition of "Puff the Magic Dragon" was prefaced by Paul giving a pompous pretend speech about dragons. After stumbling and starting over several times, he ended up referring to dragons as having "four separate and distinct nostrils and one monstrous scale...with thousands of tiny legs?"
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* At a 1965 live performance of Music/PeterPaulAndMary On ''Music/PeterPaulAndMary in Concert'' their rendition of "Puff the Magic Dragon" was is prefaced by Paul giving a pompous pretend speech about dragons. After stumbling and starting over several times, he ended ends up referring to dragons as having "four separate and distinct nostrils and one monstrous scale...with thousands of tiny legs?"
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Welcome to Wiki/TVTropes.Website/TVTropes. The two things to remember are: Administrivia/ThereIsNoSuchThingAsNotability, "X. Just X." won't cut it, beware duplicate tropes... OhCrap. START over! Welcome to Wiki/TVTropes.Website/TVTropes. The three things to remember are: Administrivia/ThereIsNoSuchThingAsNotability, "X. Just X." won't cut it, beware duplicate tropes, be careful if a topic might be FlameBait... [[RuleOfThree START OVER]]! Welcome to Wiki/TVTropes.Website/TVTropes. The four, no, AMONGST the things to remember are: There Is No Such Flame As Thingability, Trope Just X won't cut... [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus I'll come in again.]]
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** Edward Dziewoński did a Polish version of this monologue, titled "Dwanaście butelek" ("Twelve bottles"), complete with the counting at the end. We do not know who was first or whether both comedians simply had similar life experiences. But Dziewoński's version colcludes with "I have the wifest bestie in the world!"
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** Edward Dziewoński did a Polish version of this monologue, titled "Dwanaście butelek" ("Twelve bottles"), complete with the counting at the end. We do not know who was first or whether both comedians simply had similar life experiences. But Dziewoński's version colcludes concludes with "I have the wifest bestie in the world!"
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** Edward Dziewoński did a Polish version of this monologue, titled "Dwanaście butelek" ("Twelve bottles"), complete with the counting at the end. We do not know who was first or whether both comedians simply had similar life experiences. But Dziewoński's version colcludes with "I have the wifest bestie in the world!"
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* At a 1965 live performance of Peter, Paul and Mary Music/PeterPaulAndMary their rendition of "Puff the Magic Dragon" was prefaced by Paul giving a pompous pretend speech about dragons. After stumbling and starting over several times, he ended up referring to dragons as having "four separate and distinct nostrils and one monstrous scale...with thousands of tiny legs?"
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* ''Fanfic/AbraxasHrodvitnon'': In this ''Film/GodzillaKingOfTheMonsters2019'' fanfiction, when Alan Jonah's now-defected mercenary [[Characters/AbraxasHrodvitnonHumans Tejada]] is listing "four" advice pointers to Sam Coleman regarding the TwoBeingsOneBody hybrid that San and Vivienne Graham have formed, she skips over the number three.
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* ''WesternAnimation/BigHero6'': Cass gets lost in her scolding after picking up Hiro and Tadashi from the police station.
-->'''Aunt Cass:''' Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about children? No. Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably! Where was I going with this? I had a point.
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* ''Fanfic/AbraxasHrodvitnon'': In this ''Film/GodzillaKingOfTheMonsters2019'' fanfiction, when Alan Jonah's now-defected mercenary [[Characters/AbraxasHrodvitnonHumans Tejada]] is listing "four" advice pointers to Sam Coleman regarding the TwoBeingsOneBody hybrid that San and Vivienne Graham have formed, she skips over the number three.
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* ''WesternAnimation/BigHero6'': Cass gets lost in her scolding after picking up Hiro and Tadashi from the police station.
-->'''Aunt Cass:''' Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about children? No. Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably! Where was I going with this? I had a point.
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* One of ''Red Skelton's'' routines involves him playing a character who has to empty all the bottles of whiskey found in his cellar:
-->I had 18 bottles of whiskey in my cellar, and was told by my wife to empty each and every one.\\
I said I would, and proceeded with the unpleasant task.\\
I took the cork out of the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.\\
I took the cork from the second bottle and did likewise, with the exception of the glass, which I drank.\\
I then took the cork from the third bottle [[AmbiguousSyntax and poured it down the sink, which I drank.]]\\
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.\\
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.\\
Then I [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drank, and drank the pour.]]\\
When I had emptied everything, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottle, and sinks with the other, which were 29.\\
As the house came by, I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.\\
Now I'm not under the [[{{Spoonerism}} affluence of incohol, as some tinkle peep I am.]] I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me. The drunker I stand here, the longer I get. Oh, me!
-->I had 18 bottles of whiskey in my cellar, and was told by my wife to empty each and every one.\\
I said I would, and proceeded with the unpleasant task.\\
I took the cork out of the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.\\
I took the cork from the second bottle and did likewise, with the exception of the glass, which I drank.\\
I then took the cork from the third bottle [[AmbiguousSyntax and poured it down the sink, which I drank.]]\\
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.\\
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.\\
Then I [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drank, and drank the pour.]]\\
When I had emptied everything, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottle, and sinks with the other, which were 29.\\
As the house came by, I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.\\
Now I'm not under the [[{{Spoonerism}} affluence of incohol, as some tinkle peep I am.]] I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me. The drunker I stand here, the longer I get. Oh, me!
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** During a playing of the Millionaire Show game, Greg Proops accidentally messes up when giving out the multiple choice answers:
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* Elan of ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' gives a truly epic one [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0421.html here]].
* Elan of ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' gives a truly epic one [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0421.html here]].
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* ''Theatre/IntoTheWoods'': In the "Your Fault" number, the character's arguments get increasingly confused as the song goes on:
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* ''Theatre/IntoTheWoods'': In the "Your Fault" number, the character's characters' arguments get increasingly confused as the song goes on:
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'''Sokka:''' Not really, since you've followed us all over the world!world!\\
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** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E8HumanNature "Human Nature"]]:
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** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E8HumanNature "Human Nature"]]:Nature"]] has one of these. In the extended version of the scene[[note]]which includes the portion which is fast-forwarded through in the episode itself, and was simply ad-libbed to fill time[[/note]], the Doctor spends part of it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW1x2TmIq8s&NR=1 babbling about irrelevant things]]. The part used in the episode, while on-topic, is still something of a mess, complete with a numbering error:
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*** Even better is the extended version (including a bit in the middle for the regular episode to fast-forward through) when David Tennant just babbles on, managing to stay completely in character... even though he starts talking about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW1x2TmIq8s&NR=1 pears]].
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* [[TropeOverdosed Epic]] ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' example:
-->'''Sokka:''' Uhm...So, as you know today we're invading the Fire Nation. I mean, I know you know that. Because otherwise why else would you be here? Anyway... The Fire Lord's palace is here. Uh no, wait, wait, wait. It's here. And uh there's an eclipse today and Aang's going to fight the Fire Lord and the firebenders won't have any fire to use so that's good for us and uhm... I'm sorry, let me start at the beginning. (composes himself.) <MotorMouth>Katara and I discovered Aang frozen in an iceberg. Now I didn't like Aang at first but I grew to love him over time. Then we went over to the Southern Air Temple where Aang used to live and then we met Suki, who is a Kyoshi warrior. She dressed me like a woman and then she kissed me and then Aang's friend was a crazy old man and then Katara got Haru arrested and then now he's grown a mustache and if you look in the front row you can see it...
** Note that Sokka is meant to be outlining a specific battle plan, but resorts to 'explaining from the beginning', literally, when he gets confused. His dad then 'clarifies' the plan.
** And by "explaining from the beginning", we mean he gave a (pretty succinct) recap of the first six episodes, with all signs pointing to him reciting all 49 if he hadn't been interrupted.
** Two episodes later, Zuko tries to outline his reasons for approaching the Gaang. Emphasis on ''tries''. His nervousness means his pre-rehearsed speech goes belly up.
-->'''Sokka:''' Uhm...So, as you know today we're invading the Fire Nation. I mean, I know you know that. Because otherwise why else would you be here? Anyway... The Fire Lord's palace is here. Uh no, wait, wait, wait. It's here. And uh there's an eclipse today and Aang's going to fight the Fire Lord and the firebenders won't have any fire to use so that's good for us and uhm... I'm sorry, let me start at the beginning. (composes himself.) <MotorMouth>Katara and I discovered Aang frozen in an iceberg. Now I didn't like Aang at first but I grew to love him over time. Then we went over to the Southern Air Temple where Aang used to live and then we met Suki, who is a Kyoshi warrior. She dressed me like a woman and then she kissed me and then Aang's friend was a crazy old man and then Katara got Haru arrested and then now he's grown a mustache and if you look in the front row you can see it...
** Note that Sokka is meant to be outlining a specific battle plan, but resorts to 'explaining from the beginning', literally, when he gets confused. His dad then 'clarifies' the plan.
** And by "explaining from the beginning", we mean he gave a (pretty succinct) recap of the first six episodes, with all signs pointing to him reciting all 49 if he hadn't been interrupted.
** Two episodes later, Zuko tries to outline his reasons for approaching the Gaang. Emphasis on ''tries''. His nervousness means his pre-rehearsed speech goes belly up.
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* [[TropeOverdosed Epic]] ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' example:
''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'':
** In "The Day of Black Sun, Part 1", Sokka's attempt at outlining a specific battle plan goes so poorly that he gets confused, tries to start over "from the beginning" and starts recapping the ''entire series'' from the beginning instead of describing the plan, and finally is cut off by his father clarifying the actual battle plan.
-->'''Sokka:'''Uhm...So, Um... so, as you know today we're invading the Fire Nation. I mean, I know you know that. Because otherwise why else would you be here? Anyway... The the Fire Lord's palace is here. Uh no, wait, wait, wait. It's here. And uh there's an eclipse today and Aang's going to fight the Fire Lord and the firebenders won't have any fire to use so that's good for us and uhm... I'm sorry, let me start at the beginning. (composes himself.himself, then [[MotorMouth speaks very quickly]].) <MotorMouth>Katara Katara and I discovered Aang frozen in an iceberg. Now I didn't like Aang at first but I grew to love him over time. Then we went over to the Southern Air Temple where Aang used to live and then we met Suki, who is a Kyoshi warrior. She dressed me like a woman and then she kissed me and then Aang's friend was a crazy old man and then Katara got Haru arrested and then now he's grown a mustache and if you look in the front row you can see it...
**Note that Sokka is meant to be outlining a specific battle plan, but resorts to 'explaining from the beginning', literally, when he gets confused. His dad then 'clarifies' the plan.
** And by "explaining from the beginning", we mean he gave a (pretty succinct) recap of the first six episodes, with all signs pointing to him reciting all 49 if he hadn't been interrupted.
** Two episodes later,In "The Western Air Temple", Zuko tries to outline his reasons for approaching the Gaang.main protagonists. Emphasis on ''tries''. His rehearsal is intensely awkward to begin with, and when he talks to them for real, his nervousness means that his pre-rehearsed already-awkward speech goes belly up.sideways immediately.
-->'''Zuko:''' Hello. Zuko here. Hey, I heard you guys flying around down there so... I just thought I'd wait for you here. I know you must be surprised to see me here.\\
'''Sokka:''' Not really, since you've followed us all over the world!
'''Zuko:''' Rrrrright. Well, uh... anyway, what I wanted to tell you about is that I've changed. And I uh... I'm good now. And- well I think I should join your group. Oh! And I can teach firebending. To you.
** In "The Day of Black Sun, Part 1", Sokka's attempt at outlining a specific battle plan goes so poorly that he gets confused, tries to start over "from the beginning" and starts recapping the ''entire series'' from the beginning instead of describing the plan, and finally is cut off by his father clarifying the actual battle plan.
-->'''Sokka:'''
**
** And by "explaining from the beginning", we mean he gave a (pretty succinct) recap of the first six episodes, with all signs pointing to him reciting all 49 if he hadn't been interrupted.
** Two episodes later,
-->'''Zuko:''' Hello. Zuko here. Hey, I heard you guys flying around down there so... I just thought I'd wait for you here. I know you must be surprised to see me here.\\
'''Sokka:''' Not really, since you've followed us all over the world!
'''Zuko:''' Rrrrright. Well, uh... anyway, what I wanted to tell you about is that I've changed. And I uh... I'm good now. And- well I think I should join your group. Oh! And I can teach firebending. To you.
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* The ''Series/StargateAtlantis'' episode "Letters from Pegasus" has various characters' funny, tear-jerking and heartwarming letters intercut with Rodney [=McKay=] sleep-deprived and babbling about who knows what. Every few sentences he'll stop and tell Ford (who was editing the videos they were sending home) to cut whatever he'd just said and start over. [[spoiler: In the very end, he remembers his sister and gets his act together long enough to send a really touching message to her.]]
** Also a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}, as he keeps percolating back to "Where was I? Oh yes...leadership."
** Also a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}, as he keeps percolating back to "Where was I? Oh yes...leadership."
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* The ''Series/StargateAtlantis'' episode "Letters from Pegasus" has various characters' funny, tear-jerking and heartwarming letters intercut with Rodney [=McKay=] sleep-deprived and babbling about who knows what. Every few sentences he'll stop and tell Ford (who was editing the videos they were sending home) to cut whatever he'd just said and start over. [[spoiler: In the very end, he remembers his sister and gets his act together long enough to send a really touching message to her.]]
** Also a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}, as he]] He keeps percolating back to "Where was I? Oh yes...leadership."
** Also a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}, as he
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->'''Don Pedro:''' Officers, what offence have these men done?
->'''Dogberry:''' Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.
->'''Dogberry:''' Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.
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->'''Don Pedro:''' Officers, what offence have these men done?
->'''Dogberry:'''done?\\
'''Dogberry:''' Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.
->'''Dogberry:'''
'''Dogberry:''' Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.
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* ''Film/HomeAlone'':
-->'''Megan [=McCallister=]:''' You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?
-->'''Buzz [=McCallister=]:''' No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where [[NothingExcitingEverHappensHere nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen]]. [[TemptingFate Period!]]
* Col. Chamberlain in ''Film/{{Gettysburg}}'', not so much for comedic effect, as it is also an effective RousingSpeech, but to hammer home just how awkward and out of place he is.
* ''Film/HomeAlone'':
-->'''Megan [=McCallister=]:''' You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?
-->'''Buzz [=McCallister=]:''' No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where [[NothingExcitingEverHappensHere nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen]]. [[TemptingFate Period!]]
* Col. Chamberlain in ''Film/{{Gettysburg}}'', not so much for comedic effect, as it is also an effective RousingSpeech, but to hammer home just how awkward and out of place he is.
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-->'''Megan [=McCallister=]:''' You're not
-->'''Lex Luthor''': Books are knowledge. And I am... No. I, emm, no, what am I? What was I saying? No. The bittersweet pain among men is having knowledge with no power... because that
-->'''Buzz [=McCallister=]:''' No,
* Col. Chamberlain in ''Film/{{Gettysburg}}'', not so much for comedic effect, as it is also an effective RousingSpeech, but to hammer home just how awkward and out of place he is.
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-->'''Dudley''': I should just go down there and arrest them all!
-->'''Darling''': I'll give you three reasons why you shouldn't! ...and I'd like to start with the second one first, if that's alright with you.
-->'''Darling''': I'll give you three reasons why you shouldn't! ...and I'd like to start with the second one first, if that's alright with you.
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-->'''Dudley''': I should just go down there and arrest them all!
-->'''Darling''':all!\\
'''Darling''': I'll give you three reasons why you shouldn't! ...and I'd like to start with the second one first, if that's alright withyou.you.
* Col. Chamberlain in ''Film/{{Gettysburg}}'', not so much for comedic effect, as it is also an effective RousingSpeech, but to hammer home just how awkward and out of place he is.
-->'''Darling''':
'''Darling''': I'll give you three reasons why you shouldn't! ...and I'd like to start with the second one first, if that's alright with
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* In Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice, [[Comicbook/LexLuthor Lex's]] speech at the Library Gala. It starts off well but soon becomes derailed as Lex's own philosophical musings and psychosis begin to rear their head, causing Lex to quickly cut himself off.
--> '''Lex Luthor''': Books are knowledge. And I am... No. I, emm, no, what am I? What was I saying? No. The bittersweet pain among men is having knowledge with no power... because that is [[SuddenlyShouting PARADOXICAL]]! And, uh... (nervous laugh)... thank you for coming.
--> '''Lex Luthor''': Books are knowledge. And I am... No. I, emm, no, what am I? What was I saying? No. The bittersweet pain among men is having knowledge with no power... because that is [[SuddenlyShouting PARADOXICAL]]! And, uh... (nervous laugh)... thank you for coming.
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* In Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice, [[Comicbook/LexLuthor Lex's]] speech ''Film/HomeAlone'':
-->'''Megan [=McCallister=]:''' You're not atthe Library Gala. It starts off well but soon becomes derailed as Lex's own philosophical musings and psychosis begin to rear their head, causing Lex to quickly cut himself off.
--> '''Lex Luthor''': Books are knowledge. And I am... No. I, emm, no, what am I? What was I saying? No. The bittersweet pain among men is having knowledge with no power... becauseall worried that is [[SuddenlyShouting PARADOXICAL]]! And, uh... (nervous laugh)... thank you something might happen to Kevin?\\
'''Buzz [=McCallister=]:''' No, forcoming.three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where [[NothingExcitingEverHappensHere nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen]]. [[TemptingFate Period!]]
-->'''Megan [=McCallister=]:''' You're not at
--> '''Lex Luthor''': Books are knowledge. And I am... No. I, emm, no, what am I? What was I saying? No. The bittersweet pain among men is having knowledge with no power... because
'''Buzz [=McCallister=]:''' No, for
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* In ''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant'', Skulduggery insists he used to be a great speaker, but the only speeches we ever hear from him either fail, or fail [[EpicFail epically]].
-->"I seem to have lost track of this speech, I'm not sure where it's going, but I know where it started and that's what I want you to remember. Has anyone seen my hat?"
** Vaurien Scapegrace is also bad at speeches, but he's a comic relief character, so that's to be expected.
-->"I have looked into the eyes of our foes! Do you know what I have seen? Faces and eyes, gentlemen. Faces... and eyes."
* Creator/BenedictCumberbatch's introduction to the Tie-in Edition of ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'''s ''[[http://deareje.tumblr.com/post/19734459414/introduction-to-the-tie-in-edition-of-sherlock-the Hound of the Baskervilles]]''
-->"Was that all right? Can I do it again? What do you mean it's not like filming...? OH!"
* Solomon's list of seven things God hates in Literature/TheBible (Proverbs 6:16-19) begins:
-->"I seem to have lost track of this speech, I'm not sure where it's going, but I know where it started and that's what I want you to remember. Has anyone seen my hat?"
** Vaurien Scapegrace is also bad at speeches, but he's a comic relief character, so that's to be expected.
-->"I have looked into the eyes of our foes! Do you know what I have seen? Faces and eyes, gentlemen. Faces... and eyes."
* Creator/BenedictCumberbatch's introduction to the Tie-in Edition of ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'''s ''[[http://deareje.tumblr.com/post/19734459414/introduction-to-the-tie-in-edition-of-sherlock-the Hound of the Baskervilles]]''
-->"Was that all right? Can I do it again? What do you mean it's not like filming...? OH!"
* Solomon's list of seven things God hates in Literature/TheBible (Proverbs 6:16-19) begins:
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-->"I seem to have lost track of this speech, I'm not sure where it's going, but I know where it started and that's what I want you to remember. Has anyone seen my hat?"
** Vaurien Scapegrace is also bad at speeches, but he's a comic relief character, so that's to be expected.
-->"I have looked into the eyes of our foes! Do you know what I have seen? Faces and eyes, gentlemen. Faces... and eyes."
* Creator/BenedictCumberbatch's introduction to the Tie-in Edition of ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'''s ''[[http://deareje.tumblr.com/post/19734459414/introduction-to-the-tie-in-edition-of-sherlock-the Hound of the Baskervilles]]''
-->"Was that all right? Can I do it again? What do you mean it's not like filming...? OH!"
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* The title alone of Creator/SteveMartin's book, ''The Ten, Make That Nine, Habits of Very Organized People. Make That Ten.''
* Creator/BenedictCumberbatch's introduction to the Tie-in Edition of ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'''s ''[[http://deareje.tumblr.com/post/19734459414/introduction-to-the-tie-in-edition-of-sherlock-the Hound of the Baskervilles]]'':
-->"Was that all right? Can I do it again? What do you mean it's not like filming...? OH!"
* ''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant'':
** Skulduggery insists he used to be a great speaker, but the only speeches we ever hear from him either fail, or fail [[EpicFail epically]].
--->"I seem to have lost track of this speech, I'm not sure where it's going, but I know where it started and that's what I want you to remember. Has anyone seen my hat?"
** Vaurien Scapegrace is also bad at speeches, but he's a comic relief character, so that's to be expected.
--->"I have looked into the eyes of our foes! Do you know what I have seen? Faces and eyes, gentlemen. Faces... and eyes."
* The title alone of Creator/SteveMartin's book, ''The Ten, Make That Nine, Habits of Very Organized People. Make That Ten.''
-->"Was that all right? Can I do it again? What do you mean it's not like filming...? OH!"
* ''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant'':
** Skulduggery insists he used to be a great speaker, but the only speeches we ever hear from him either fail, or fail [[EpicFail epically]].
--->"I seem to have lost track of this speech, I'm not sure where it's going, but I know where it started and that's what I want you to remember. Has anyone seen my hat?"
** Vaurien Scapegrace is also bad at speeches, but he's a comic relief character, so that's to be expected.
--->"I have looked into the eyes of our foes! Do you know what I have seen? Faces and eyes, gentlemen. Faces... and eyes."
* The title alone of Creator/SteveMartin's book, ''The Ten, Make That Nine, Habits of Very Organized People. Make That Ten.''
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* In ''Series/DoctorWho'', the Tenth Doctor does this periodically:
** In "Human Nature":
--->'''Doctor:''' Martha, before I change here's a list of instructions for when I'm human. One, don't let me hurt anyone. We can't have that, but you know what humans are like. Two, don't worry about the TARDIS, I'll put it on emergency power so they can't detect it, just let it hide away. Four -- no, wait a minute, three. No getting involved in big historical events.
*** Even better is the extended version (including a bit in the middle for the regular episode to fast-forward through) when David Tennant just babbles on, managing to stay completely in character... even though he starts talking about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW1x2TmIq8s&NR=1 pears.]]
** In "Voyage of the Damned":
--->'''Doctor:''' First things first. One: We are going to climb through this ship. B ... No. Two: We are going to reach the bridge. Three, or C: We are going to save the ''Titanic''. And, coming in a very low four, or D, or that little (iv) in brackets they use in footnotes: Why?
** "Blink" gets it down to basics:
--->"Listen, gotta dash. Things -- happening. Well -- four things. Well -- four things [[NoodleImplements and a lizard]]."
* One of the central jokes in the Spanish Inquisition sketch on ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
-->"Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again."
** In "Human Nature":
--->'''Doctor:''' Martha, before I change here's a list of instructions for when I'm human. One, don't let me hurt anyone. We can't have that, but you know what humans are like. Two, don't worry about the TARDIS, I'll put it on emergency power so they can't detect it, just let it hide away. Four -- no, wait a minute, three. No getting involved in big historical events.
*** Even better is the extended version (including a bit in the middle for the regular episode to fast-forward through) when David Tennant just babbles on, managing to stay completely in character... even though he starts talking about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW1x2TmIq8s&NR=1 pears.]]
** In "Voyage of the Damned":
--->'''Doctor:''' First things first. One: We are going to climb through this ship. B ... No. Two: We are going to reach the bridge. Three, or C: We are going to save the ''Titanic''. And, coming in a very low four, or D, or that little (iv) in brackets they use in footnotes: Why?
** "Blink" gets it down to basics:
--->"Listen, gotta dash. Things -- happening. Well -- four things. Well -- four things [[NoodleImplements and a lizard]]."
* One of the central jokes in the Spanish Inquisition sketch on ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
-->"Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again."
to:
* In ''Series/DoctorWho'', ''Series/DoctorWho'': the Tenth Doctor does this periodically:
**In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E8HumanNature "Human Nature":
--->'''Doctor:'''Nature"]]:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Martha, before I change here's a list of instructions for when I'm human. One, don't let me hurt anyone. We can't have that, but you know what humans are like. Two, don't worry about the TARDIS, I'll put it on emergency power so they can't detect it, just let it hide away. Four-- – no, wait a minute, three. No getting involved in big historical events.
*** Even better is the extended version (including a bit in the middle for the regular episode to fast-forward through) when David Tennant just babbles on, managing to stay completely in character... even though he starts talking about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW1x2TmIq8s&NR=1pears.]]
pears]].
**In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E10Blink "Blink"]] gets it down to basics:
--->"Listen, gotta dash. Things – happening. Well – four things. Well – four things [[NoodleImplements and a lizard]]."
** [[Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned "Voyage of theDamned":
--->'''Doctor:'''Damned"]]:
--->'''The Doctor:''' First things first. One: We are going to climb through this ship. B ... No. Two: We are going to reach the bridge. Three, or C: We are going to save the ''Titanic''. And, coming in a very low four, or D, or that little (iv) in brackets they use in footnotes:Why?
** "Blink" gets it down to basics:
--->"Listen, gotta dash. Things -- happening. Well -- four things. Well -- four things [[NoodleImplements and a lizard]]."
* One of the central jokes in the Spanish Inquisition sketch on ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
-->"Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again."Why?
**
--->'''Doctor:'''
--->'''The Doctor:''' Martha, before I change here's a list of instructions for when I'm human. One, don't let me hurt anyone. We can't have that, but you know what humans are like. Two, don't worry about the TARDIS, I'll put it on emergency power so they can't detect it, just let it hide away. Four
*** Even better is the extended version (including a bit in the middle for the regular episode to fast-forward through) when David Tennant just babbles on, managing to stay completely in character... even though he starts talking about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW1x2TmIq8s&NR=1
**
--->"Listen, gotta dash. Things – happening. Well – four things. Well – four things [[NoodleImplements and a lizard]]."
** [[Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned "Voyage of the
--->'''Doctor:'''
--->'''The Doctor:''' First things first. One: We are going to climb through this ship. B ... No. Two: We are going to reach the bridge. Three, or C: We are going to save the ''Titanic''. And, coming in a very low four, or D, or that little (iv) in brackets they use in footnotes:
** "Blink" gets it down to basics:
--->"Listen, gotta dash. Things -- happening. Well -- four things. Well -- four things [[NoodleImplements and a lizard]]."
* One of the central jokes in the Spanish Inquisition sketch on ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
-->"Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again."
* In ''Series/TheITCrowd'', when everyone thinks Jen has died, Denholm pulls one when giving a eulogy:
--> '''Denholm''': God I miss Jen. She reminded me of me at her age. ({{beat}}) I mean, when I was her age, she reminded me of her age. (beat) She reminded me of my age at her age. (beat) When I was her age, she was ''reminded of me?''
* ''Series/MadAboutYou'' had a recurring joke where Paul would make a rambling speech where he would make his points as "Okay, A... and 2..."
* One of the central jokes in the Spanish Inquisition sketch on ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
-->"Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again."
--> '''Denholm''': God I miss Jen. She reminded me of me at her age. ({{beat}}) I mean, when I was her age, she reminded me of her age. (beat) She reminded me of my age at her age. (beat) When I was her age, she was ''reminded of me?''
* ''Series/MadAboutYou'' had a recurring joke where Paul would make a rambling speech where he would make his points as "Okay, A... and 2..."
* One of the central jokes in the Spanish Inquisition sketch on ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
-->"Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again."
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-->'''Casey:''' How am I conversationally anal-retentive?
-->'''Dana:''' Let me answer that question in four parts, with the fourth part first and the third part last. The second part has five subjects --
-->'''Casey:''' All right, all right.
-->'''Dana:''' Let me answer that question in four parts, with the fourth part first and the third part last. The second part has five subjects --
-->'''Casey:''' All right, all right.
to:
-->'''Casey:''' How am I conversationally anal-retentive?
-->'''Dana:'''anal-retentive?\\
'''Dana:''' Let me answer that question in four parts, with the fourth part first and the third part last. The second part has five subjects--
-->'''Casey:'''--\\
'''Casey:''' All right, all right.
-->'''Dana:'''
'''Dana:''' Let me answer that question in four parts, with the fourth part first and the third part last. The second part has five subjects
-->'''Casey:'''
'''Casey:''' All right, all right.
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* ''Series/MadAboutYou'' had a recurring joke where Paul would make a rambling speech where he would make his points as "Okay, A... and 2...".
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* ''Series/MadAboutYou'' had a recurring joke where Paul would make a rambling speech where he would make his points as "Okay, A... Ricky in the ''Series/TrailerParkBoys'' episode "Take Your Little Gun and 2...".Get Out of My Trailer Park" gives this quick breakdown of the situation to the documentary crew:
--> '''Ricky''': Me and Julian can definitely take care of the Cyrus thing, it's just like number one: we're on probation. I don't really think that it's a big deal, but I just don't want to go back to jail again. And number two or three or whatever number I'm on: I'm not going back to jail for Julian because I don't even hang around with him anymore.
--> '''Ricky''': Me and Julian can definitely take care of the Cyrus thing, it's just like number one: we're on probation. I don't really think that it's a big deal, but I just don't want to go back to jail again. And number two or three or whatever number I'm on: I'm not going back to jail for Julian because I don't even hang around with him anymore.
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* Ricky in the Series/TrailerParkBoys episode "Take Your Little Gun and Get Out of My Trailer Park" gives this quick breakdown of the situation to the documentary crew:
--> '''Ricky''': Me and Julian can definitely take care of the Cyrus thing, it's just like number one: we're on probation. I don't really think that it's a big deal, but I just don't want to go back to jail again. And number two or three or whatever number I'm on: I'm not going back to jail for Julian because I don't even hang around with him anymore.
* In ''Series/TheITCrowd'', when everyone thinks Jen has died, Denholm pulls one when giving a eulogy:
--> '''Denholm''': God I miss Jen. She reminded me of me at her age. ({{beat}}) I mean, when I was her age, she reminded me of her age. (beat) She reminded me of my age at her age. (beat) When I was her age, she was ''reminded of me?''
--> '''Ricky''': Me and Julian can definitely take care of the Cyrus thing, it's just like number one: we're on probation. I don't really think that it's a big deal, but I just don't want to go back to jail again. And number two or three or whatever number I'm on: I'm not going back to jail for Julian because I don't even hang around with him anymore.
* In ''Series/TheITCrowd'', when everyone thinks Jen has died, Denholm pulls one when giving a eulogy:
--> '''Denholm''': God I miss Jen. She reminded me of me at her age. ({{beat}}) I mean, when I was her age, she reminded me of her age. (beat) She reminded me of my age at her age. (beat) When I was her age, she was ''reminded of me?''
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* Shows up once or twice in ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken''.
-->'''The Red Guy:''' What do I know about Supercow? A: She's a superhero. 2: She speaks Spanish...
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan'', [[JerkAss Flash Thompson]] does the usual A-then-2 speech to Peter Parker when convincing him to help him get a girl to notice him.
-->'''The Red Guy:''' What do I know about Supercow? A: She's a superhero. 2: She speaks Spanish...
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan'', [[JerkAss Flash Thompson]] does the usual A-then-2 speech to Peter Parker when convincing him to help him get a girl to notice him.
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* Shows up once or twice in ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken''.
-->'''The Red Guy:''' What do I know about Supercow? A: She's a superhero. 2: She speaks Spanish...
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan'', [[JerkAss Flash Thompson]] does the usual A-then-2 speech to Peter Parker when convincing him to help him get a girl to notice him.
-->'''The Red Guy:''' What do I know about Supercow? A: She's a superhero. 2: She speaks Spanish...
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan'', [[JerkAss Flash Thompson]] does the usual A-then-2 speech to Peter Parker when convincing him to help him get a girl to notice him.