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The bribe was a donation to the classical music station.


** Similarly, an episode of ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' had Lex Luthor make a team of several other villains to take on the Justice League. Batman was captured by them, but managed to bribe a one of the villains ... by getting him permission to have some classical music in his jail cell.
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These are all not examples because they either have great symbolic value or are quite important demands.


* Ephialtes in ''Film/ThreeHundred'' makes a few demands of Xerxes when betraying the Spartans, the last of which is a uniform. However, for him it's symbolically the most important: being born deformed, he can't be part of an uniformed army (the Spartans' tactics requiring each man to be of similar heights and builds so their shields overlap. Ephialtes can't lift his above waist level).
** Xerxes' herald asks the Spartans for a token gift of 'water' and 'earth' to avoid annihilation. Of course despite its trivial size, it is an enormous symbolic gesture.
*** "Earth and water" in this case would translate to fertile Spartan territory. Xerxes was demanding a share of their land in exchange for not wiping them out. It would have no doubt been rejected if it was too small. Not at all symbolic really, just oddly worded.
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** Similarly, an episode of ''JusticeLeague'' had Lex Luthor make a team of several other villains to take on the Justice League. Batman was captured by them, but managed to bribe a one of the villains ... by getting him permission to have some classical music in his jail cell.
** And in another episode Batman asks Circe what her price is to lift her spell from Wonderwoman. Circe's demand is "soul-shattering" - Batman must sing the blues for her.

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** Similarly, an episode of ''JusticeLeague'' ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'' had Lex Luthor make a team of several other villains to take on the Justice League. Batman was captured by them, but managed to bribe a one of the villains ... by getting him permission to have some classical music in his jail cell.
** And in another episode Batman asks Circe what her price is to lift her spell from Wonderwoman.Wonder Woman. Circe's demand is "soul-shattering" - Batman must sing the blues for her.
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* In ''XXXHolic'', an internet-addicted woman asks Yuko for help to break her addiction. Yuko then [[ItMakesSenseInContext cleaves her computer in half with a baseball bat]]. For her services, she demands...her child's perfectly ordinary booster seat. [[spoiler: Yuko explains later that since she charges ''exactly'' what her services are worth. So, all Yuko did was break the woman's computer - she can buy a new one at any time. If she had used magic to break her addiction instead of an object lesson, she would have to charge much more for her services.]]
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* In one episode of ''OnceUponATime'', Rumplestiltskin gives Snow White the potion she's looking for and only takes a strand of her hair for payment. She has no idea why, but gives it to him. [[spoiler:It turns out he needed it, along with a strand of Prince Charming's hair that he gets in a later episode, for a True Love spell.]]
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** And in another episode Batman asks Circe what her price is to lift her spell from Wonderwoman. Circe's demand is "soul-shattering" - Batman must sing the blues for her.
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* The voted-out politician in'' Film/RoboCop1987'' held city council hostage, demanding three things: "I want a recount. And then I want my old job back." Which would make the recount superfluous. And, of course, he also wanted the new 3000 SUX.

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* The voted-out politician in'' Film/RoboCop1987'' held in ''Film/RoboCop1987'' holds the city council hostage, demanding three things: "I want a recount. And then I want my old job back." Which would make the recount superfluous. And, of course, he also wanted wants the new 3000 SUX.6000 SUX that has reclining leather seats, goes very fast and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking gets really shitty gas mileage]].
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* Porter launches a one-man war against the Mob in ''Film/PayBack'' in order to recover the $70,000 his mafia-connected partner stole from him. Not in-and-of-itself a small demand. However, as the damage he is doing starts to scare powerful people they begin offering him increasingly large amounts of money to go away. When he refuses these much larger amounts, insisting on just the $70,000 the mob bosses take this to mean he cannot be bought and assume they are in a kill-or-be-killed situation.

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* Porter launches a one-man war against the Mob in ''Film/PayBack'' in order to recover the $70,000 his mafia-connected partner stole from him. Not in-and-of-itself a small demand. However, as the damage he is doing starts to scare powerful add up and he finds himself dealing with multiple hits put out on him by more than one criminal syndicate, people they begin offering him increasingly large amounts start to become sure that Porter must be going after more thank a mere $70,000. As one of money to go away. When he refuses these much larger amounts, insisting on just the $70,000 the mob bosses take this to exclaims when he finds out "What do you mean he cannot be bought and assume they it's only seventy? Seventy thousand?! Hell, my suits are in a kill-or-be-killed situation.
worth more than ''that''!"

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* Porter launches a one-man war against the Mob in ''Film/Payback'' in order to recover the $70,000 his mafia-connected partner stole from him. Not in-and-of-itself a small demand. However, as the damage he is doing starts to scare powerful people they begin offering him increasingly large amounts of money to go away. When he refuses these much larger amounts, insisting on just the $70,000 the mob bosses take this to mean he cannot be bought and assume they are in a kill-or-be-killed situation.

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* Porter launches a one-man war against the Mob in ''Film/Payback'' ''Film/PayBack'' in order to recover the $70,000 his mafia-connected partner stole from him. Not in-and-of-itself a small demand. However, as the damage he is doing starts to scare powerful people they begin offering him increasingly large amounts of money to go away. When he refuses these much larger amounts, insisting on just the $70,000 the mob bosses take this to mean he cannot be bought and assume they are in a kill-or-be-killed situation.
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* Porter launches a one-man war against the Mob in ''Film/Payback'' in order to recover the $70,000 his mafia-connected partner stole from him. Not in-and-of-itself a small demand. However, as the damage he is doing starts to scare powerful people they begin offering him increasingly large amounts of money to go away. When he refuses these much larger amounts, insisting on just the $70,000 the mob bosses take this to mean he cannot be bought and assume they are in a kill-or-be-killed situation.

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* Played straight and later subverted in ''WebComic/HeroOhHero''. First [[WildMan Burk]] agrees to help a town with its bandit problem in exchange for...being allowed to use the guy who asked him's bathroom. The subversion comes when [[{{Foil}} The Aristocrat]] defeats a bandit and asks for nothing in return but his clothes repaired, whatever [[MagicCompass his medal]]'s pointing at and...a statue of himself erected in the middle of the town.
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* In ''AudioPlay/StrikersSoundStageX'', [[spoiler:[[MadScientist Jail]] [[BigBad Scaglietti's]]]] only request in exchange for vital information regarding the current incident is enough Belkan Red Wine for one [[spoiler:so that he and the imprisoned {{cyborg}}s [[LibationForTheDead could honor the death anniversary of [[MasterOfDisguise Due]]]].

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* In ''AudioPlay/StrikersSoundStageX'', [[spoiler:[[MadScientist Jail]] [[BigBad Scaglietti's]]]] only request in exchange for vital information regarding the current incident is enough Belkan Red Wine for one [[spoiler:so that he and the imprisoned {{cyborg}}s [[LibationForTheDead could honor the death anniversary anniversary]] of [[MasterOfDisguise Due]]]].
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* In ''AudioPlay/StrikersSOundStageX'', [[spoiler:[[MadScientist Jail]] [[BigBad Scaglietti's]]]] only request in exchange for some important information regarding the current incident is enough Belkan Red Wine for one [[spoiler:so that he and the imprisoned {{cyborg}}s [[LibationForTheDead could honor the death anniversary of [[MasterOfDisguise Due]]]].

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* In ''AudioPlay/StrikersSOundStageX'', ''AudioPlay/StrikersSoundStageX'', [[spoiler:[[MadScientist Jail]] [[BigBad Scaglietti's]]]] only request in exchange for some important vital information regarding the current incident is enough Belkan Red Wine for one [[spoiler:so that he and the imprisoned {{cyborg}}s [[LibationForTheDead could honor the death anniversary of [[MasterOfDisguise Due]]]].
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* In ''AudioPlay/StrikersSOundStageX'', [[spoiler:[[MadScientist Jail]] [[BigBad Scaglietti's]]]] only request in exchange for some important information regarding the current incident is enough Belkan Red Wine for one [[spoiler:so that he and the imprisoned {{cyborg}}s [[LibationForTheDead could honor the death anniversary of [[MasterOfDisguise Due]]]].
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* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', TheMafia is after Krusty because he didn't pay his debts to them. In the end, it turns out that the amount of money in question is just 48 dollars.

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* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', TheMafia is after Krusty because he didn't pay his debts to them. In the end, it turns out that the amount of money in question is just 48 dollars.dollars which he pays in hand.
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* The voted-out politician in'' {{Robocop}}'' held city council hostage, demanding three things: "I want a recount. And then I want my old job back." Which would make the recount superfluous. And, of course, he also wanted the new 3000 SUX.

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* The voted-out politician in'' {{Robocop}}'' Film/RoboCop1987'' held city council hostage, demanding three things: "I want a recount. And then I want my old job back." Which would make the recount superfluous. And, of course, he also wanted the new 3000 SUX.
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** Similarly, an episode of JusticeLeague had Lex Luthor make a team of several other villains to take on the Justice League. Batman was captured by them, but managed to bribe a one of the villains... by getting him permission to have some classical music in his jail cell.

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** Similarly, an episode of JusticeLeague ''JusticeLeague'' had Lex Luthor make a team of several other villains to take on the Justice League. Batman was captured by them, but managed to bribe a one of the villains...villains ... by getting him permission to have some classical music in his jail cell.
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** Similarly, an episode of JusticeLeague had Lex Luthor make a team of several other villains to take on the Justice League. Batman was captured by them, but managed to bribe a one of the villains... by getting him permission to have some classical music in his jail cell.

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*Early on in ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', lowly corporal [[BlobMonster Schlock]] acquires a controlling interest in his own mercenary company due to a stock crash. With dread in their hearts, his bosses ask what his demands are...
-->'''Schlock:''' I wanna be a sergeant.
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* In ''VampireTheMasquerade'', a vampire who is owed a favor by another vampire will usually hold onto this debt for decades, using it only in the most dire circumstances. Occasionally, however, the vampire will let his debtor settle the accounts by doing some relatively minor task. In this case, the Comically Small Demand is actually an Insultingly Small Demand: essentially, the creditor is saying to the debtor, "You are so insignificant and worthless that it isn't even worth my time to keep track of anything you might owe me."

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* In ''VampireTheMasquerade'', a vampire who is owed a favor by another vampire will usually hold onto this debt for decades, using it only in the most dire circumstances. Occasionally, however, the vampire will let his debtor settle the accounts by doing some relatively minor task. In this case, the Comically Small Demand is actually an Insultingly Small Demand: essentially, the creditor is saying to the debtor, "You are so insignificant and worthless that this is all I think you're capable of doing for me, and it isn't even worth my time the effort to keep track of anything you might owe me.hold onto the favor for the future."
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* In ''VampireTheMasquerade'', a vampire who is owed a favor by another vampire will usually hold onto this debt for decades, using it only in the most dire circumstances. Occasionally, however, the vampire will let his debtor settle the accounts by doing some relatively minor task. In this case, the Comically Small Demand is actually an Insultingly Small Demand: essentially, the creditor is saying to the debtor, "You are so insignificant and worthless that it isn't even worth my time to keep track of anything you might owe me."
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* In an episode of the ''SamAndMax'' cartoon the duo bust a terrorist group holding a TV studio hostage. The Terrorist's demands? To make the programming nothing but figure skating.

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* In an episode of the ''SamAndMax'' ''[[WesternAnimation/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Sam And Max]]'' cartoon the duo bust a terrorist group holding a TV studio hostage. The Terrorist's demands? To make the programming nothing but figure skating.
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* In the German movie "Der Raeuber Hotzenplotz" (1962), Petrusilius Zwackelmann is a sorcerer who can theoretically do anything with his powers, but the one thing he ''can't'' do is peel potatoes, so he forces a captured boy he bought from Raeuber Hotzenplotz to do it for him.

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* In the [[GermanMedia German movie "Der Raeuber Hotzenplotz" movie]] ''Der Räuber Hotzenplotz'' (1962), Petrusilius Zwackelmann is a sorcerer who can theoretically do anything with his powers, but the one thing he ''can't'' do is peel potatoes, so he forces a captured boy he bought from Raeuber Räuber Hotzenplotz to do it for him.
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* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', TheMafia is after Krusty because he didn't pay his debts to them. In the end, it turns out that the amount of money in question is just 48 dollars.
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* In ''SazanEyes'', Haan's requested payment from Yakumo for teaching him beast magics is ... to introduce him to a Japanese girl.

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* In ''SazanEyes'', ''Manga/SazanEyes'', Haan's requested payment from Yakumo for teaching him beast magics is ... to introduce him to a Japanese girl.
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*** "Earth and water" in this case would translate to fertile Spartan territory. Xerxes was demanding a share of their land in exchange for not wiping them out. It would have no doubt been rejected if it was too small. Not at all symbolic really, just oddly worded.
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* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', Superman needs the Parasite (still incarcerated after their first encounter) to drain the memories of a comatose criminal to find the location of a bomb. Parasite had one demand in exchange for his cooperation; cable TV in his jail cell.
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* ''FireEmblemAwakening'': Gaius' only demand upon being recruited is that he be provided with candy. It probably helped that he didn't really appreciate the goals of the group he was with at the time.

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* ''FireEmblemAwakening'': Gaius' ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'': Gaius's only demand upon being recruited is that he be provided with candy. It probably helped that he didn't really appreciate [[NotWhatISignedOnFor the goals of the group he was with at the time.
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* On ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', Barnacle Boy is tired of Mermaid Man treating him like a child, so he becomes a supervillain and forms a LegionOfDoom. They eventually defeat Mermaid Man, and Barnacle Boy makes his demands. Instead of world domination (as Man-Ray suggested) or making Mermaid Man eat dirt (as the Dirty Bubble suggested), Barnacle Boy simply demands to be called Barnacle ''Man'' and to eat an adult-sized Krabby Patty, after which he reverts back to being a superhero.
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Someone with authority or power (or think they have) uses it to command or force people to do mundane or simple tasks for him/her.

Usually the person ordered may eagerly oblige, having expected a more serious and/or dangerous task or being threatened if refused, though possibly with initial disbelief.

Alternatively, it could be a mundane reward or offer from performing a service, especially if the people needing it are poor or even extravagantly rich.

The reasons for the mundane needs are:
* ItAmusedMe
* NotRareOverThere
* PetTheDog
* SacrificedBasicSkillForAwesomeTraining
* Not knowing about RidiculousFutureInflation

If there is a series of demands, you can expect the [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking last one]] to be this.

When the boss sends people to do important things, then sends one to do something mundane, that's YouGetMeCoffee.

Compare MundaneWish, MundaneUtility, and ComicallySmallBribe.
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* In ''SazanEyes'', Haan's requested payment from Yakumo for teaching him beast magics is ... to introduce him to a Japanese girl.
* Early on in ''SamuraiChamploo'', [[AntiHero Mugen]] is approached by a Yakuza leader after outclassing every thug in town. The Yakuza boss gives him a job offer, promising Mugen anything he wants if it means he will sign up. Mugen's request? Cooked crabs.

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* In the German movie "Der Raeuber Hotzenplotz" (1962), Petrusilius Zwackelmann is a sorcerer who can theoretically do anything with his powers, but the one thing he ''can't'' do is peel potatoes, so he forces a captured boy he bought from Raeuber Hotzenplotz to do it for him.
* The voted-out politician in'' {{Robocop}}'' held city council hostage, demanding three things: "I want a recount. And then I want my old job back." Which would make the recount superfluous. And, of course, he also wanted the new 3000 SUX.
* Ephialtes in ''Film/ThreeHundred'' makes a few demands of Xerxes when betraying the Spartans, the last of which is a uniform. However, for him it's symbolically the most important: being born deformed, he can't be part of an uniformed army (the Spartans' tactics requiring each man to be of similar heights and builds so their shields overlap. Ephialtes can't lift his above waist level).
** Xerxes' herald asks the Spartans for a token gift of 'water' and 'earth' to avoid annihilation. Of course despite its trivial size, it is an enormous symbolic gesture.
* ''Film/{{Sneakers}}'': at the end of the movie the protagonists are making demands of a group of NSA agents before giving back the "black box". The demands so far have included a Winnebago RV and a multi-nation vacation trip.
-->Carl: The young lady with the Uzi, is she single?
-->Martin: Carl. This is the brass ring. You gotta think bigger thoughts.
-->Carl: I just want her telephone number.
* Several Hume Lake films, such as ''We Like Sheep'' and ''Xenoviv'', had a bonus GainaxEnding where one of the characters turned evil and killed everyone with an army of robots. After killing them all and piling their bodies into a huge stack, he'd climb to the top and yell "I'm the king of the world! Somebody bring me a pecan pie!"
* Infamously in ''Film/AustinPowers'', time-traveling villain Dr. Evil plans to hold the world ransom in exchange for "one million dollars!" However, he is then advised to up the amount to 100 billion dollars, because he was unaware that inflation had increased since the 60s.
** Inverted in the second film, where he returns to the 60s and demands 100 billion dollars, only to be informed that amount of money doesn't exist yet.

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* ''Literature/CaptainUnderpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants'': after shrinking Jerome Horwitz Elementary School and the people inside to hold them hostage from his HumongousMecha, Professor Poopypants makes his first demand for a pencil from the reporter reporting on the incident.
* In ''{{Literature/Reamde}}'', the middleman Wallace 'tasks' Peter with getting him a drink as a test: will Peter accept a junior role from him. Dodge happens to be watching and explains what Wallace is doing and why to Zula.
* In the children's book ''Big Max'' by Kin Platt, the King of Pooka Pooka offers Big Max a room full of diamonds, a room full of emeralds, or a room full of gold for finding Jumbo, his prize elephant. But when Big Max does find Jumbo (he was at his birthday party), all he asks for is a slice of [[IWasToldThereWouldBeCake the cake]]. ([[FridgeLogic No wonder the illustration of Big Max's apartment doesn't have any furniture...]])

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* In an episode of ''NYPDBlue'' a suspect promises to confess his crime (a rather grisly murder) for two 2-liter bottles of Coke. It has to be Coke though: not Pepsi, not RC, not ''Diet'' Coke.

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* ''FireEmblemAwakening'': Gaius' only demand upon being recruited is that he be provided with candy. It probably helped that he didn't really appreciate the goals of the group he was with at the time.

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* In ''Webcomic/RedMeat'', Papa Moai is an omnipotent transdimensional being who resembles an Easter Island statue. He usually speaks portentously of transcending time and space, but has more minor and immediate concerns like finding decent tobacco, or filling in a crossword with the help of the other characters.

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* In an episode of the ''SamAndMax'' cartoon the duo bust a terrorist group holding a TV studio hostage. The Terrorist's demands? To make the programming nothing but figure skating.
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