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* ''ComicBook/AnyasGhost'': Anya describes Orthodox church as "long, boring and full of Russians", and tries to make excuses not to go whenever she can. However, it's hinted that the real reason she hates church is that the elders always tell her she's too fat "while their ankles are spilling over their orthopedic shoes".

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* ''ComicBook/AnyasGhost'': Anya describes Orthodox church as "long, boring and full of Russians", Russians" who never bothered learning English, and tries to make excuses not to go whenever she can. However, it's can; she's skipped for two months. It's also hinted that the real deeper reason she hates church is that the elders always tell her she's too fat "while their ankles are spilling over their orthopedic shoes".shoes" and because she is expected to spend time with Dima, who she dislikes.
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* ''Series/{{Rome}}''. To become tribune Marc Antony has to take part in a religious rite lasting several hours, causing him to declare INeedAFreakingDrink.
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* ''ComicBook/BePrepared'': Vera doesn't quite get the Russian Orthodox church liturgies or what she's saying when she recites in church (and once gets caught fidgeting and reprimanded by an elderly woman next to her). She's especially annoyed at outdoor church service at camp, which is held rain or shine. That said, she ''does'' love the icons of the church, and has an image of the saint she's named for above her bed at home.
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* A vicar tells his wife "I don't take offence if the congregation glance at their watches during my sermons ... just when they hold them to their ears and shake them."

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* ''Theatre/TheMikado'' by Creator/GilbertAndSullivan has the Mikado propose more humane penalties for social crimes, instead of the usual summary executions. A boring religious service would befall windbags and gossips under these new measures: "All prosy dull society sinners / Who chatter and bleat and bore / Are sent to hear sermons / From mystical Germans / Who preach from 10:00 'til 4:00."

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* ''Theatre/TheMikado'' by Creator/GilbertAndSullivan has the Mikado propose more humane penalties for social crimes, instead of the usual summary executions. A boring religious service would befall windbags and gossips under these new measures: "All prosy dull society sinners / Who chatter and bleat and bore / Are sent to hear sermons / From mystical Germans / Who preach from 10:00 'til 4:00."4:00".



** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E22InMargeWeTrust In Marge We Trust]]" opens with Reverend Lovejoy delivering a particularly dull sermon on "The Nine Tenets of Constancy." When his sermon causes the church attendees to fall asleep, Reverend Lovejoy has to resort to playing a loud bird sound to wake them up. Then after the sermon, we see the Simpson family coming home, with everyone except Marge overjoyed that it's over:

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** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E22InMargeWeTrust In Marge We Trust]]" opens with Reverend Lovejoy delivering a particularly dull sermon on "The Nine Tenets of Constancy." Constancy". When his sermon causes the church attendees to fall asleep, Reverend Lovejoy has to resort to playing a loud bird sound to wake them up. Then after the sermon, we see the Simpson family coming home, with everyone except Marge overjoyed that it's over:
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons': One of the biggest character flaws of Reverend Timothy Lovejoy is that he is TheBore and he delivers this kind of religious service constantly. It is extremely heavily implied that it's because he is uninspired and tired of being a Reverend (you can blame Ned Flanders for this).

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons': ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': One of the biggest character flaws of Reverend Timothy Lovejoy is that he is TheBore and he delivers this kind of religious service constantly. It is extremely heavily implied that it's because he is uninspired and tired of being a Reverend (you can blame Ned Flanders for this).
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons': One of the biggest character flaws of Reverend Timothy Lovejoy is that he is TheBore and he delivers this kind of religious service constantly. It is extremely heavily implied that it's because he is uninspired and tired of being a Reverend (you can blame Ned Flanders for this).
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* A priest dies and goes to Heaven. After spending some time there, he notices that a taxi driver is being treated with much more respect than he is, so he goes before God to ask why.
-->'''Priest''': Lord, why is that man being treated so much better than me? I dedicated my life to teaching others about you, but all he did for a living was drive a taxi.\\
'''God''': When people came to your church, were they always alert and paying attention to you?\\
'''Priest''': No. In fact, sometimes they fell asleep during my sermons.\\
'''God''': Well, that man was a taxi driver in New York City. [[DrivesLikeCrazy And not only were the people he drove very wide awake, but they were usually praying.]]
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Contrast InspiringSermon.

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Contrast InspiringSermon.InspiringSermon and SuspiciouslySpecificSermon.
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* A vicar tells his wife "I don't take offence if the congregation glance at their watches during my sermons ... just when they hold them to their ears and shake them."
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* ''Literature/AreYouThereGodItsMeMargaret'': Margaret has a Christian mother and Jewish father but was raised without an affiliation to either religion. Her grandparents try to get her to embrace one of these faiths by taking her to their respective services, but Margaret finds them both boring.

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* ''Literature/AreYouThereGodItsMeMargaret'': Margaret has a Christian mother and Jewish father but was raised without an affiliation to either religion. Her grandparents try to get She attends two Christian services with friends and one Jewish service with her to embrace one of these faiths by taking her to their respective services, grandmother, but Margaret finds them both boring.the services boring and hard to follow (as she doesn't know the songs or the meanings of anything) and spends the time counting hats.
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Whether it's long sermons about sin and TheDayOfReckoning and [[AsTheGoodBookSays readings from the Bible]] or interminable [[SongOfPrayer chants, hymns]] and [[HolyPipeOrgan pipe organ solos]], a religious service can be a long and boring affair. It may prove to be NapInducingSpeak, or characters might simply let their mind wander away entirely from their surroundings, like having a DeliciousDaydream about lunch.

May overlap with OnlyOneFindsItFun, if only one person enjoys or is actually paying attention to the service. Some more conservative characters might feel that it's only fitting that religion proves to be unexciting, given that GoodIsBoring.

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Whether it's long sermons about sin and TheDayOfReckoning and [[AsTheGoodBookSays readings from the Bible]] or interminable [[SongOfPrayer chants, hymns]] and [[HolyPipeOrgan pipe organ solos]], a religious service can be a long and boring affair. Sometimes the pastor's dry, monotone delivery is part of the problem. For some characters, like kids and teens, every activity they're forced to do is deemed to be boring. It may prove to be NapInducingSpeak, or and family members may need to nudge them awake. Some characters might simply let their mind wander away entirely from their surroundings, like having and have a DeliciousDaydream about lunch.

May overlap with OnlyOneFindsItFun, if only one person enjoys or is actually paying attention to the service. service, like the stern ChurchLady in the front. Some older, more conservative characters might feel that it's only fitting that religion proves to be unexciting, given that GoodIsBoring.
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Whether it's long sermons about sin and TheDayOfReckoning or interminable [[SongOfPrayer chants, hymns]] and [[HolyPipeOrgan pipe organ solos]], a religious service can be a long and boring affair. It may prove to be NapInducingSpeak, or characters might simply let their mind wander away entirely from their surroundings, like having a DeliciousDaydream about lunch.

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Whether it's long sermons about sin and TheDayOfReckoning and [[AsTheGoodBookSays readings from the Bible]] or interminable [[SongOfPrayer chants, hymns]] and [[HolyPipeOrgan pipe organ solos]], a religious service can be a long and boring affair. It may prove to be NapInducingSpeak, or characters might simply let their mind wander away entirely from their surroundings, like having a DeliciousDaydream about lunch.
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Whether it's long sermons about sin and TheDayOfReckoning or interminable [[SongOfPrayer chants, hymns]] and [[HolyPipeOrgan pipe organ solos]], a religious service can be a long and boring affair. It may prove to be NapInducingSpeak, or characters might simply let their mind wander away entirely from their surroundings.

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Whether it's long sermons about sin and TheDayOfReckoning or interminable [[SongOfPrayer chants, hymns]] and [[HolyPipeOrgan pipe organ solos]], a religious service can be a long and boring affair. It may prove to be NapInducingSpeak, or characters might simply let their mind wander away entirely from their surroundings.surroundings, like having a DeliciousDaydream about lunch.

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