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Not a boast. No comparison of the speaker to a deity.


* A variant: When Yuri Gagarin became the first man in space, Nikita Krushchev said in a speech "Gagarin flew into space, but didn't see any god there", presumably intending to mock the stupidity of people who still believed in God. This line is [[BeamMeUpScotty often misattributed to Gagarin himself and mangled into something like "I didn't see any God up there"]], which Gagarin, a devout Russian Orthodox Christian, would ''never'' have said.



* Similarly to the Turkish one above, in Romanian there's an insult that roughly translates as "[Fuck] your mother's Easter and gods [[FloweryInsults today and tomorrow]], you asshole".
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* ''Literature/CrestOfTheStars'': while the Abh are generally areligious, one of them does make a boast along these lines when describing [[ToThePain exactly what will happen to a criminal]] if he executes an Abh nobleman.
-->'''Sobaash''': We Abh do not believe in God, but we do believe in Hell. We know for sure that it exists, for we created it and control it.
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* ''Film/BatmanBegins:'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwDiXlZlwds SWEAR TO ME!]]

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* %%* ''Film/BatmanBegins:'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwDiXlZlwds SWEAR TO ME!]]
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* Music/PorcupineTree's "Slave Called Shiver"

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* Music/PorcupineTree's "Slave "[[Music/StupidDream Slave Called Shiver"Shiver]]"
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* In ''Film/PhoebeInWonderland'', Hillary Lichten, Phoebe's mother, considers her children gifted and compares Phoebe's "poetry" to the work of esteemed classic writer E.E. Cummings to impress her friends (it doesn't).
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* A traditional (and nowadays very badly reacted to, usually by lynching) curse word in Adana, Turkey region is "I [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] your God and Prophet", which is an apocryphal story of local Turks and Kurds reacting to the [[BavarianFireDrill attempt of]] local Armenian resistance forces to pretend they are Muslims after committing a massacre.
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* ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammer'': If you choose Kairos Fateweaver as your Legendary Lord, he has one of these in his idle lines where he brags about knowing more than anyone. Even his creator and God of Knowledge ''Tzeentch'' himself. And the best part is, because of his dip in the Well of Eternity, he's '''entirely right''' about that.
--> '''Kairos Fateweaver''': "We know more than even he."
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*** In Ovid's account, after Perseus saved Andromeda, Phineus attacked him with a spear and some soldiers to try to claim her as his wife, boasting that neither his winged sandals nor Zeus himself could save him. Perseus turned Phineus and his troops to stone with Medusa's head.
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* Near the start of the life of the UsefulNotes/PlayStation, Sony released an ad campaign in the US that explicitly stated that the Playstation was "More powerful than God", attempting to prove that it wasn't for kids. [[MoralGuardians Unsurprisingly]], shortly afterwards, the campaign was taken down.

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* Near the start of the life of the UsefulNotes/PlayStation, Platform/PlayStation, Sony released an ad campaign in the US that explicitly stated that the Playstation was "More powerful than God", attempting to prove that it wasn't for kids. [[MoralGuardians Unsurprisingly]], shortly afterwards, the campaign was taken down.
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** Polyphemus also made one. When he imprisoned Odysseus and his men and started eating them even after they offered him a gift of wine, Odysseus tried to appeal to the law of SacredHospitality made by Zeus. Polyphemus mocked him and said since he's the son of Poseidon, he doesn't have to listen to Zeus' laws. Karma kicked in when Odysseus got him drunk and blinded him.
** Queen Niobe brags in public that she has more children than "poor" Leto (the mother of Apollo and Artemis!). The two promptly take it upon themselves to [[DisproportionateRetribution avenge their mother]] by [[RevengeByProxy killing each and every one of the queen's children]] and she turns to stone from grief.

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** Polyphemus also made one. When he imprisoned Odysseus and his men and started eating them even after they offered him a gift of wine, Odysseus tried to appeal to the law of SacredHospitality made by Zeus. Polyphemus mocked him and said since he's the son of Poseidon, he doesn't have to listen to Zeus' laws. Karma kicked in when Odysseus then decided that if the laws of hospitality didn't bind Polyphemus they also didn't ''protect'' him, and got him Polyphemus drunk and blinded him.
shoved a sharpened stake in his eye.
** Queen Niobe brags in public that she has more children than "poor" Leto (the mother of Apollo and Artemis!). The two promptly take it upon themselves to [[DisproportionateRetribution avenge their mother]] by [[RevengeByProxy killing each and every one of the queen's children]] (some traditions have them spare one son and one daughter, so Niobe doesn't have more kids than Leto) and she turns to stone from grief.



** In one version of the story, Medusa got turned into a monster after having an affair with Hephaestus, and then claiming that she was more beautiful than his wife Aphrodite, goddess of beauty.[[note]]In the other, more commonly-told--thanks to Creator/{{Ovid}}'s ''[[Literature/TheMetamorphoses Metamorphoses]]''--story she is a priestess of Athena raped by Poseidon in Athena's temple.[[/note]]

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** In one version of the story, Medusa got turned into a monster after having an affair with Hephaestus, and then claiming that she was more beautiful than his wife Aphrodite, goddess of beauty.[[note]]In Other versions of the other, more commonly-told--thanks to Creator/{{Ovid}}'s ''[[Literature/TheMetamorphoses Metamorphoses]]''--story she is story don't have the boasting element; most have her born a priestess of Athena sea monster, while Ovid's story has her being punished for [[VictimBlaming being raped by Poseidon in Athena's temple.[[/note]]temple]].
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** The nymph Aura thought it was a good idea to SlutShame ''Artemis'' of all goddesses for being curvy and having big breasts while talking up [[PetitePride her own boyish figure]] as being more appropriate for a virgin. Artemis consulted Nemesis, who determined that the best punishment would be for Aura to lose her virginity so she couldn't boast about it any more... i.e., get her raped. This act drove Aura insane and she tried cannibalizing her two children (Artemis saved one) before drowning herself.

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* Music/KanyeWest's "[[AGodAmI I Am A God]]" is this in ''spades''. The streaming version of this song credits 'God' as a feature. That's not even mentioning the album that it's on is called {{Music/Yeezus}}.
** However, he also somewhat subverts this trope by adding:

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* Music/KanyeWest's Music/KanyeWest: "[[AGodAmI I Am A God]]" is this in ''spades''. The streaming version of this song credits 'God' as a feature. That's not even mentioning the album that it's on is called {{Music/Yeezus}}.
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{{Music/Yeezus}}. However, he also somewhat subverts downplays this trope by adding:



* "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" has the Devil make a bet with Johnny as to who's the better fiddler - Johnny immediately replies - "It might be a sin, but I'll take that bet, and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best that's ever been!" And once the contest concluded...

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* "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" has the Devil make a bet with Johnny as to who's the better fiddler - fiddler. Johnny immediately replies - "It might be a sin, but I'll take that bet, and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best that's ever been!" And once the contest concluded...


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* Music/HeatherDale: In "Black Fox", when a fox-hunting party fails to track down a quarry, the huntsmaster grouses that "If only the Devil himself ran by, we’d run him such a race!" Cue a little black fox with bright red eyes suddenly bolting out of a hole...
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-->'''Cirno:''' [[HulkSpeak CIRNO SMASH PUNY GOD WITH]] [[AnIcePerson GLACIER-]][[DropTheHammer MALLET!]]

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-->'''Cirno:''' [[HulkSpeak CIRNO SMASH PUNY GOD WITH]] [[AnIcePerson GLACIER-]][[DropTheHammer GLACIER-]][[BrutishCharacterBrutishWeapon MALLET!]]
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* In Creator/OrsonScottCard's horror novel ''The Lost Boys'' (no vampires appear) a young software engineer will tell anyone who listens that he makes more money than God. If only he had actually told people the dollar amount, he might have found out sooner that his boss was cheating him royally.

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* In Creator/OrsonScottCard's horror novel ''The Lost Boys'' (no vampires appear) (unrelated to [[Film/TheLostBoys the movie of the same name]]) a young software engineer will tell anyone who listens that he makes more money than God. If only he had actually told people the dollar amount, he might have found out sooner that his boss was cheating him royally.
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* In ''VideoGame/OctopathTravelerII'', Dolcinaea claims that she's a better singer and dancer than Sealticge, the literal goddess associated with dancing, during the Grand Gala.

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* In ''VideoGame/OctopathTravelerII'', Dolcinaea Luciel claims that she's a better singer and dancer than Sealticge, the literal goddess associated with dancing, during the Grand Gala.Gala. The Gala is occurring at an ancient temple ''dedicated'' to Sealticge. [[spoiler:The karma is that Agnea Bristarni, the Traveller who faces Dolcinaea, is blessed by Sealticge with a rare power to help her on a MissonFromGod to save the world and defeats Dolcinaea minutes after the boast is made in a dancing competition]].
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* Plenty of characters in ''Manga/JujutsuKaisen'' are arrogant enough to pull them out:
--> '''[[WorldsStrongestMan Satoru Gojo]]:''' Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the [[UsefulNotes/{{Buddhism}} honoured one.]]
--> '''Aoi Todo:''' The sound of the Gion Shoja bells echoes the impermanence of all things. The color of the sala flowers reveals the truth that the prosperous must decline. '''HOWEVER!''' We are the exception!

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* ''Literature/{{Unsong}}'': The Comet King does not take it lightly when the devil pisses him off.

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* ''Literature/{{Unsong}}'': ''Literature/{{Unsong}}'':
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** After Nixon sees a broadcast showing what Hell is really like and begins regretting his decision to ally with Thamiel, Kissinger assures him "We did what we had to do. If the good Lord disagrees with me, I will be happy to point out His tactical errors."
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* ''Anime/YuGiOhTheDarkSideOfDimensions'': While showing off his new AugmentedReality system, Seto Kaiba says regular reality is boring and he would basically fire God for creating it.
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-->'''King Glayder:''' Grow strong and noble as not even the heavens are the limit!

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-->'''King --->'''King Glayder:''' Grow strong and noble as not even the heavens are the limit!



-->'''Arthur:''' You want to know what I've become? [[KillTheGod Godkiller would be appropriate]].

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-->'''Arthur:''' --->'''Arthur:''' You want to know what I've become? [[KillTheGod Godkiller would be appropriate]].



-->'''Arthur:''' Agrona has exhausted my patience. You have ten seconds.

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-->'''Arthur:''' --->'''Arthur:''' Agrona has exhausted my patience. You have ten seconds.

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* ''Fanfic/TheBridge'': After Grand King Ghidorah repeatedly boasted that he is a god, Kaizer Ghidorah retorted, "You are no god, but I am the Devil." before kicking his ass.

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* ''Fanfic/TheBridge'': After Grand King Ghidorah repeatedly boasted that he is a god, gave several AGodAmI type boasts, Kaizer Ghidorah retorted, retorted with the following:
--> '''KaizerGhidorah:'''
"You are no god, but I am the Devil." before kicking his ass.
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* In ''VideoGame/OctopathTravelerII'', Dolcinaea claims that she's a better singer and dancer than Sealticge, the literal goddess associated with dancing, during the Grand Gala.
-->'''Dolcinaea:''' Sealticge, the Lady of Grace, is no more. In her place stands another...
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* ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTensei'': [[NotQuiteTheAlmighty Demiurge]] is a recurring demon, and this tends to occur very often by the nature of his existence. His repeated claims to be the one true God are betrayed [[InterfaceSpoiler by the name listed in his text boxes.]] In VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiStrangeJourney, the quest to defeat Demiurge is titled ''False God in Chains''.

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* ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTensei'': ''Franchise/ShinMegamiTensei'': [[NotQuiteTheAlmighty Demiurge]] is a recurring demon, and this tends to occur very often by the nature of his existence. His repeated claims to be the one true God are betrayed [[InterfaceSpoiler by the name listed in his text boxes.]] In VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiStrangeJourney, ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiStrangeJourney'', the quest to defeat Demiurge is titled ''False God in Chains''.
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* John Lennon's "BiggerThanJesus" comment [[SubvertedTrope wasn't really a boast]], but a complaint about excessive CreatorWorship.

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The exact form can vary. One of the most common forms is a variant of saying one has "more X than God" (usually something that the deity in question wouldn't even bother to possess according to the theology). Also, the most common thing to top is money (especially someone in the {{Fiction 500}}). A more serious forms is claiming to be greater than God.

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The exact form can vary. One of the most common forms is a variant of saying one has "more X than God" (usually something that the deity in question wouldn't even bother to possess according to the theology). Also, the most common thing to top is money (especially someone in the {{Fiction 500}}). A more serious forms form is claiming to be greater than God.

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