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** In the long run, this is perhaps the only book where we get ''any'' time from Carrot's perspective. Once he outgrows his FishOutOfWater status, half the point of his character is how ''no-one'' knows if his DorkKnight tendencies are sincere or an elaborate joke.

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** In the long run, this is perhaps the only book where we get ''any'' time from Carrot's perspective. Once he outgrows his FishOutOfWater status, half the point of his character is how ''no-one'' knows if his DorkKnight tendencies are sincere or an mixture of manipulation towards everyone around him and some kind of elaborate joke.



** Vimes momentarily thinks Carrot has abandoned him to fight two Palace Guards on his own, but Carrot had simply taken Vimes' order to "charge these men" literally and had fallen back to give himself a good run-up. [[spoiler:Likewise, when Errol retreats from his duel with the King, Vimes assumes the little swamp dragon isn't coming back. Errol, once he's given himself distance for acceleration, returns at ''hypersonic speed'' and unleashing a sonic boom that knocks the big dragon out of the sky.]]

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** Vimes momentarily thinks Carrot has abandoned him to fight two Palace Guards on his own, but Carrot had simply taken Vimes' order to "charge these men" literally and had fallen back to give himself a good run-up. [[spoiler:Likewise, when Errol retreats from his duel with the King, Vimes assumes the little swamp dragon isn't coming back. Errol, once he's given himself distance for acceleration, returns at ''hypersonic speed'' and unleashing a sonic boom that knocks the big dragon out of the sky. This also establishes Carrot's troubles with figurative language and tendency to take matters very literally, which come into play when he's told to "throw the book at him" and kills Wonce by knocking him off a building with it.]]
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Vimes is a recovering alcoholic in later novels; the "knurd" thing is established as him essentially using alcohol to self-medicate for a mental problem.


** Vimes being TheAlcoholic is established early on in the novel; later books would not only have him as TheTeetotaler, but establish that he is in a near-perpetual state of being 'knurd', a state beyond sobriety that requires drinking alcohol to become sober.

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** %%** Vimes being TheAlcoholic is established early on in the novel; later books would not only have him as TheTeetotaler, but establish that he is in a near-perpetual state of being 'knurd', a state beyond sobriety that requires drinking alcohol to become sober.
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** Vimes being TheAlcoholic is established early on in the novel; later books would not only have him as TheTeetotaler, but establish that he is in a near-perpetual state of being 'knurd', a state beyond sobriety that requires drinking alcohol to become sober.
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* WhereTheMagicWent: Dragons big enough to pose a threat to humanoids on the Disc seemingly went extinct ages ago, but in fact retreated to another dimension when the Disc's magic became too scarce and thin to support them.

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* WhereTheMagicWent: Dragons big enough to pose a threat to humanoids on the Disc seemingly went extinct ages ago, but in fact retreated to another dimension when the Disc's magic became too scarce and thin to support them. [[spoiler: The 'other dimension' turns out to be the human imagination.]]
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* MouthOfSauron: What [[spoiler:the Dragon-King]] ultimately reduces its summoner [[spoiler:Lupine Wonse]] to: someone whose only job is to have is speak through him. The experience is ''extremely'' painful for him, bordering on MindRape.

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* MouthOfSauron: What [[spoiler:the Dragon-King]] ultimately reduces its summoner [[spoiler:Lupine Wonse]] to: someone whose only job is to have is it speak through him. The experience is ''extremely'' painful for him, bordering on MindRape.
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the dragon's gender is an important reveal


* MouthOfSauron: What [[spoiler:the Dragon-King]] ultimately reduces her summoner [[spoiler:Lupine Wonse]] to: someone whose only job is to have her speak through him. The experience is ''extremely'' painful for him, bordering on MindRape.

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* MouthOfSauron: What [[spoiler:the Dragon-King]] ultimately reduces her its summoner [[spoiler:Lupine Wonse]] to: someone whose only job is to have her is speak through him. The experience is ''extremely'' painful for him, bordering on MindRape.
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** When they are told that they can have a reward, his men ask for a small raise, a new tea kettle, and a dartboard (being afraid that they went too far with the last one.)

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** When they are told that they can have a reward, his men ask for a small raise, a new tea kettle, and a dartboard (being afraid that they went too far with the last one.)one).
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* ChandelierSwing: A DiscussedTrope; the tales the Mr. Varneshi tells young Carrot about his ancestor's Watch career involve a lot of chandelier swinging, and later a group of guards ordered to arrest Sam Vimes worry that he'll turn out to be a swashbuckling hero and fight them all off while shouting "Ha!" and swinging from the chandelier. Vimes points out with bewilderment that there isn't even a chandelier in the room.

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* ChandelierSwing: A DiscussedTrope; the tales the Mr. Varneshi tells young Carrot about his ancestor's Watch career involve a lot of chandelier swinging, and later a group of guards ordered to arrest Sam Vimes worry that he'll turn out to be a swashbuckling hero and fight them all off while shouting "Ha!" and swinging from the chandelier. Vimes points out with bewilderment that there isn't even a chandelier in the room.



* CriticalStaffingShortage: The night watch, made virtually redundant by the legalizing of crime, is reduced to four men (Two incompetents and an idealist, commanded by an alcoholic) to police a city of a million by the time this book is set.

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* CriticalStaffingShortage: The night watch, made virtually redundant by the legalizing of crime, is reduced to four men (Two (two incompetents and an idealist, commanded by an alcoholic) to police a city of a million by the time this book is set.



* {{Metaphorgotten}}: Immediately after isolating that the city is like a woman, a drunken Vimes digresses: "Roaring, ancient, centuries old," - before describing how it strings you along only to kick you in the teeth and so on.

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* {{Metaphorgotten}}: Immediately after isolating insisting that the city is like a woman, a drunken Vimes digresses: "Roaring, ancient, centuries old," - before describing how it strings you along only to kick you in the teeth and so on.



** A [[InvokedTrope hilarious attempt at invocation]], where the Watch try to make the odds of [[AttackItsWeakPoint shooting a Dragon in its "voolnerables"]] exactly a million to one through various means such as blindfolding the archer, putting soot in his face and making him stand facing the wrong way on one leg while singing the Hedgehog Song -- but end up with some other, non-specified, incredibly low odds instead, which isn't improbable enough and thus predictably fails. Then played straight (and lampshaded by the narration) immediately after when the annoyed dragon retaliates: Their chances of surviving that turns out to be ''exactly'' a million to one.

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** A [[InvokedTrope hilarious attempt at invocation]], where the Watch try to make the odds of [[AttackItsWeakPoint shooting a Dragon in its "voolnerables"]] "voonerables"]] exactly a million to one through various means such as blindfolding the archer, putting soot in his face and making him stand facing the wrong way on one leg while singing the Hedgehog Song -- but end up with some other, non-specified, incredibly low odds instead, which isn't improbable enough and thus predictably fails. Then played straight (and lampshaded by the narration) immediately after when the annoyed dragon retaliates: Their chances of surviving that turns out to be ''exactly'' a million to one.
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They are joined by the newest recruit, Lance-Constable Carrot Ironfoundersson, who was raised by dwarfs in the mountains. A huge, powerful and highly moral and innocent young man, he immediately tries to arrest the head of the Thieves' Guild and clean up the Mended Drum pub - ''and succeeds''. Not only is he tough, he also has a strange... charisma.

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They are joined by the newest recruit, Lance-Constable Carrot Ironfoundersson, who was raised by dwarfs in the mountains. A huge, powerful and highly moral and innocent young man, he immediately tries to arrest the head of the Thieves' Guild and clean up [[BadGuyBar the Mended Drum pub pub]] - ''and succeeds''. Not only is he tough, he also has a strange... charisma.
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* TokenGoodCop: At the start of the book, the [[TheRemnant three remaining men]] of the Ankh-Morpork Night Watch are Nobby Nobbs, a [[AmbiguouslyHuman debatably human]] kleptomaniac, Fred Colon, a FatIdiot who goes out of his way to avoid trouble and [[TheSlacker spends as much time as possible doing absolutely nothing]], and Sam Vimes, who's [[AlwaysGetsHisMan actually a really good cop]], but at this point is a [[TheAlcoholic booze-soaked]] derelict who crossed the DespairEventHorizon long ago. The addition of Carrot Ironfoundersson, who is too [[IncorruptiblePurePureness bull-headed to bribe or cajole and too strong to fight]], shocks them out of their complacency and leads to them becoming the heroes of the book, [[TookALevelInBadass especially Vimes]], who would begin his journey to becoming TheParagon for police officers ''across the Disc''.
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* TomSwifty: A subtle one, when the leader of the secret society lists off all the horrible things that would happen to an outsider at the meeting, and someone realises that he is, in fact, at the wrong meeting:
--> "And his figgin[[note]]a small short-crust pasty containing raisins[[/note]] placed upon a spike," repeated the Supreme Grand Master pointedly.

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* AWizardDidIt: The dragon is able to fly... because of Magic. Of course, in the Discworld, this is a perfectly legitimate explanation.

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* WhereTheMagicWent: Dragons big enough to pose a threat to humanoids on the Disc seemingly went extinct ages ago, but in fact retreated to another dimension when the Disc's magic became too scarce and thin to support them.
* AWizardDidIt: The dragon is able to can fly... because of Magic. Of course, Literally -- it feeds directly on magic, and uses it to power its otherwise impossible anatomy. Dragons vanished from the Disc in the Discworld, this is a perfectly legitimate explanation.past specifically because its magic levels dropped too low for them to use.



* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: The spellbook. And Vimes ''writes his notes'' like this - he doesn't speak that way. The joke is that people in Ancient Days used to speak like us, but write in YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe. ([[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness This was subsequently dropped in future books.]])

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* YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: The spellbook. And Vimes ''writes his notes'' like this - -- he doesn't speak that way. The joke is that people in Ancient Days used to speak like us, but write in YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe. ([[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness This was subsequently dropped in future books.]])
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* JustOneMan: When Wonse orders the Palace Guards to arrest Vimes, they are GenreSavvy enough to be wary of the fact that they outnumber him by a dozen to one, citing the ConservationOfNinjitsu principle and the possibility of a ChandelierSwing; Wonse is about to have a stroke from frustration, when Vimes volunteers that he's not in the mood to resist, and anyway there's no chandelier.


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* OriginalPositionFallacy: The Grandmaster tempts his followers with visions of the "good old days" when a king ruled Ankh-Morpork and society was divided between the deserving and the undeserving. Since all the brothers take for granted that they'd be ''"sorted into the appropriate group"'', they enthusiastically take part in his scheme to restore the king by summoning a dragon - which ends badly for all of them.
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** Carrot cries "[[Franchise/TheThreeMusketeers All for one]]!" when he charges off to help save Lady Sybil, to Colon's and Nobby's puzzlement.

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** Carrot cries "[[Franchise/TheThreeMusketeers "[[Literature/TheThreeMusketeers All for one]]!" when he charges off to help save Lady Sybil, to Colon's and Nobby's puzzlement.
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The eighth {{Literature/Discworld}} book and the first to feature the City Watch, one of the most popular of the major character groups/themes in Pratchett's creation, plus the first appearance of [[HonestJohnsDealership C.M.O.T. Dibbler]], though as a one-note gag character. It is also notable in that it is the first of the Discworld books in which Patrician Vetinari is the [[MagnificentBastard Magnificent]] [[TheChessmaster Bastard]] we all know and love, though he is notably more easily frustrated than [[TheStoic the stoic of later books]]. Up until this point Pterry was still working out the character, and aspects of the final product appeared in other books, but ''Guards! Guards!'' is the first book in which the character is recognisable as he exists now.

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The eighth {{Literature/Discworld}} book and the first to feature the City Watch, one of the most popular of the major character groups/themes in Pratchett's creation, plus the first appearance of [[HonestJohnsDealership C.M.O.T. Dibbler]], though as a one-note gag character. It is also notable in that it is the first of the Discworld books in which Patrician Vetinari is the [[MagnificentBastard Magnificent]] [[TheChessmaster Bastard]] we all know and love, though he is notably more easily frustrated than [[TheStoic the stoic of later books]]. Up until this point Pterry Terry Pratchett was still working out the character, and aspects of the final product appeared in other books, but ''Guards! Guards!'' is the first book in which the character is recognisable as he exists now.
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* AnimalEspionage: When imprisoned, Vetinari somehow manages to make an arrangement with the rats after being imprisoned. In return for him helping them, they bring him news as to what’s happening, both in terms of papers and gossip. It's implied that they have had their intelligence boosted by magical radiation from the Unseen University, which is how they are so useful.

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* AnimalEspionage: When imprisoned, Vetinari somehow manages to make an arrangement with the rats after being imprisoned. In return for him helping them, they bring him news as to what’s happening, both in terms of papers and gossip. It's implied that they have had their intelligence boosted by magical radiation from the Unseen University, which is how they are so useful. (Pratchett would revisit this idea ''many'' years later with ''Literature/TheAmazingMauriceAndHisEducatedRodents''.)
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* BizarreAlienLocomotion: [[spoiler:What Errol managed to come up with, by rearranging his entire system to shoot fire... backwards.]]

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* BizarreAlienLocomotion: [[spoiler:What Errol managed to come up with, by rearranging his entire system to shoot fire... backwards. In this configuration he can zoom around by rocket propulsion coming out his butt, using his undersized wings merely for steering.]]
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** The business with the Secret Societies, their grandiose dreams, and especially the pompous and portentous passwords so as to Pass The Threshold, is a sly nod to Robert Shea and Creator/RobertAntonWilson's ''Literature/{{Illuminatus}}'', a work replete with such secret societies. The fact that a secret society, if determined and driven enough, ''can'' change the course of a world by throwing a well-aimed bit of random Chaos into the machine is also a Shea and Wilson thing that Pratchett homages here.
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->''They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, [[MookChivalry attack the hero one at a time]], and be slaughtered. No-one ever asks them if they wanted to.''\\

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->''They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, [[MookChivalry attack the hero one at a time]], and be slaughtered. [[DudeWheresMyRespect No-one ever asks them if they wanted to.''\\]]''\\
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* DudeWheresMyRespect: The novel, and the City Watch series as a whole, is explicitly dedicated to the policemen, firemen, and other stock characters in any story whose role it is to respond to calls for help, rush to the rescue, and usually get killed just to illustrate how serious the threat is. As the author notes, nobody ever thanks them for it.
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** Brother Dunnikin's contribution to the first set of magical items for dragon-summoning is an amulet that supposedly protects him from crocodile bites. The Supreme Grand Master sneers at buying such a thing in a temperate city. Later he misses a meeting of the Brethren because... he's been bitten by a crocodile. The Supreme Grand Master insists this is just a coincidence.

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** Brother Dunnikin's contribution to the first set of magical items for dragon-summoning is an amulet he bought for three dollars that supposedly protects him from crocodile bites. The Supreme Grand Master sneers at buying such a thing in a temperate city. Later he misses a meeting of the Brethren because... he's been bitten by a crocodile. The Supreme Grand Master insists this is just a coincidence.coincidence, but he does throw in three dollars to the condolences gift.
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** The Patrician is presumbly quite well off, but lives ascetically; his personal quarters are barely furnished, and he considers a glass of water and a piece of dry toast to be a large meal.

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** The Patrician is presumbly quite well off, but lives ascetically; his personal quarters are barely furnished, and he considers a glass of water and a piece of dry toast to be a large meal. He actually seems to eat better in the ''dungeon''.
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* ByTheBookCop: Carrot. "The Book" in this case being ''The Laws and Ordinances of The Cities of Ankh and Morpork'', published some six generations previously. Carrot isn't just the only copper who follows the book, he's probably the only one who's ''read'' it. Deconstructed in that most of the laws the book covers have been overturned by the time Carrot gets there (mostly by Vetinari, presumably), so Carrot is ''violating'' the law in pursuit of it.

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* ByTheBookCop: Carrot. "The Book" in this case being ''The Laws and Ordinances of The Cities of Ankh and Morpork'', published some six generations previously. Carrot isn't just the only copper who follows the book, he's probably the only one who's ''read'' it. Deconstructed in that most many of the laws the book covers have been overturned by the time Carrot gets there (mostly by Vetinari, presumably), (anything related to thievery, for instance), so Carrot is ''violating'' the law in pursuit of it.
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* ByTheBookCop: Carrot. "The Book" in this case being ''The Laws and Ordinances of The Cities of Ankh and Morpork'', published some six generations previously. Carrot isn't just the only copper who follows the book, he's probably the only one who's ''read'' it.

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* ByTheBookCop: Carrot. "The Book" in this case being ''The Laws and Ordinances of The Cities of Ankh and Morpork'', published some six generations previously. Carrot isn't just the only copper who follows the book, he's probably the only one who's ''read'' it. Deconstructed in that most of the laws the book covers have been overturned by the time Carrot gets there (mostly by Vetinari, presumably), so Carrot is ''violating'' the law in pursuit of it.
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* ExcitedShowTitle: Double excited.

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