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* HeartwarmingOrphan: Averted. Recently-orphaned Flora may bring happiness into the lives of the Starkadders, but not through any sweetness of temper. "On the whole I dislike my fellow-beings,' she says. "I find them so difficult to understand. But I have a tidy mind, and untidy lives irritate me."
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* HeartwarmingOrphan: Averted. Recently-orphaned Flora may bring happiness into the lives of the Starkadders, but not through any sweetness of temper. "On the whole I dislike my fellow-beings,' fellow-beings,” she says. "I find them so difficult to understand. But I have a tidy mind, and untidy lives irritate me."
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* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Reuben, who's extremely suspicious of and hostile towards Flora until he's persuaded that she's not interested in taking over the running of the farm - whereupon he becomes friendly and helpful. [[spoiler: He even proposes marriage to her and is fine with her turning him down, since he's not really in love with her, just fond of her.]]
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* PurpleProse: Parodied. Occasionally, the novel features absurdly verbose, turgid descriptions of "golden orbs" and "engorged hills", which are [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by having ''star-ratings'' in the margins according to how purple the prose gets. In the film, Miss Poste is responsible for writing them (using pastoral novels as a guide).
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* PurpleProse: Parodied. Occasionally, the novel features absurdly verbose, turgid descriptions of "golden orbs" and "engorged hills", which are [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by having ''star-ratings'' in the margins according to how purple the prose gets. In the film, Miss Poste is responsible for writing them as a hobby (using pastoral novels as a guide).
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* StatusQuoIsGod: Complete with mantra: "There have always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort farm."
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* TallDarkAndHandsome: Parodied with Seth, who knows he's this but who isn't interested in having the local girls swoon over him. [[spoiler: It's because he's a secret [[TheMovieBuff movie buff]] whose dream is to be a Hollywood film star. Flora makes it happen.]]
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* TallDarkAndHandsome: Parodied with Seth, who knows he's this but who isn't interested in having the local girls swoon over him. [[spoiler: It's because he's a secret [[TheMovieBuff movie buff]] whose dream is to be a Hollywood film star. Flora makes it happen.]]
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* AdaptationalPersonalityChange: Flora, a bit. In the novel she can come off as a snobbish, shallow girl out to mooch off her relatives rather than support herself, and she seems to regard the Starkadders as if they were a science experiment. In the film she starts out a bit like this, but by the end she's genuinely invested in the Starkadders' happiness as people, not as a project.
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** Flora, a bit. In the novel she can come off as a snobbish, shallow girl out to mooch off her relatives rather than support herself, and she seems to regard the Starkadders as if they were a science experiment. In the film she starts out a bit like this, but by the end she's genuinely invested in the Starkadders' happiness as people, not as a project.
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* PrettyInMink: Elfine has a short fur cape. [[spoiler:Aunt Doom wears a fur trimmed coat, in the style of Queen Mary, when she goes on a trip.]]
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* AngstWhatAngst: Flora doesn't mourn her parents much, [[JustifiedTrope because they spent most of the time traveling and she barely knew them]].
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** The cousins get a touch of this too, particularly Seth, who is ''even more'' of a misogynist womanizer in the book,[[note]]This from a character who in both version refers to women as bloodsucking spiders[[/note]] and who comes around much faster in the film.
** The cousins get a touch of this too, particularly Seth, who is ''even more'' of a misogynist womanizer in the book,[[note]]This from a character who in both version refers to women as bloodsucking spiders[[/note]] and who comes around much faster in the film.
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-->'''Seth:''' Yes.
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* RuleOfCool: The film contains an inspiring maxim from Jane Austen, "What a pleasant life might be had in this world by a handsome, sensible old lady of good fortune, blessed with a sound constitution and a firm will," which in fact is a complete fabrication. The quotation was made up by Malcolm Bradbury.
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* HeartwarmingOrphan: Averted. Flora may bring happiness into the lives of the Starkadders, but not through any sweetness of temper. "On the whole I dislike my fellow-beings,' she says. "I find them so difficult to understand. But I have a tidy mind, and untidy lives irritate me."
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''"We are not like other folk, maybe, but there have always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort..."''
A comic novel by Stella Gibbons, first published in 1932, which parodies the doom-laden rural novels of the time. The immediate inspiration for, and targets of, Gibbons's satire were the novels of Mary Webb and Sheila Kaye-Smith (which deserve it... try one), but she also pokes fun at more redoubtable figures such as D.H. Lawrence, Thomas Hardy and the Brontës. At the same time she has a good laugh at Vogue-reading London socialites, while mocking the genre in which a young orphan girl brings joy and happiness to the lives of all around her. Jane Austen is the novel's presiding spirit, and ''Mansfield Park'' provides the epigraph: 'Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery.'
The plot is simple: Orphaned at 19, Flora Poste decides to go and live with her relatives and improve their lives rather than find a job. She settles on the Starkadders at Cold Comfort Farm, since, according to the novels of rural life she has read, their lives will certainly need tidying up. Arriving at the farm she finds it even more chaotic than she had feared, and the inhabitants more uncouth than she could have imagined.
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* The ancient hired man Adam Lambsbreath and his four cows: Aimless, Feckless, Graceless and Pointless, who are continually losing horns, hooves and even legs.
* Amos who runs the farm: a fire-and-brimstone preacher at the local chapel.
* Judith, his wife, who has a sexual fixation on her son ....
* ... Seth, the smouldering bad boy, who spends his nights 'mollocking' with the village girls but would rather be at the cinema.
* Elfine, the free spirit who spends her days wandering around in the hills and fields.
* Reuben, whose only passion is the farm itself.
* The furtive Urk, who wants Elfine for himself.
* And presiding over the lot, the matriarch Aunt Doom, who never leaves her bedroom, who threatens to go mad if any of her family should leave the farm, and who once 'saw something nasty in the woodshed.'
Needless to say, Flora rolls up her sleeves and gets to work, finding each of the main characters a more suitable outlet for their energies and obsessions, while fending off the libidinous Hampstead intellectual Mybug (quite possibly modelled on DH Lawrence) who has designs upon her virtue.
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!!Being a parody, ''Cold Comfort Farm'' is naturally rich in tropes. They include:
* AbhorrentAdmirer: Mr. Mybug to Flora. She is not taken with his opinions on sexuality or attempts to "prove" that the Brontes' novels were written by their brother.
* AllPsychologyIsFreudian: The Austrian doctor who Flora calls in [[spoiler:to take Judith as a patient]]. Justified, given the time period.
* BlitheSpirit: Flora is a sort of inversion. She comes to the wild countryside to impose order and modern ideals, and do away with 'mess,' but she's still a fish out of water who solves everyone's problems.
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Amos barks out a list of chores that need doing around the farm, ending by telling Seth to drain the well because there's a neighbor missing.
* CityMouse: Flora, whose constant cleanliness and neat dress is particularly evident in the movie.
* CoolBigSis: Mrs. Smiling to Flora. Sort of. Flora to Elfine.
* CrustyCaretaker
* CulturalStereotypes. It may be a sophisticated parody of gothic literature, but let's face it, the novel gets most of its lulz from one of the world's most ancient brands of humour: laughing at farmers.
* DoomyDoomsOfDoom: This is actually Aunt Ada's name.
* TheEeyore: Judith.
-->'Curtains?' she asked, vacantly lifting her magnificent head. 'Child, child, it is many years since such trifles broke across the web of my solitude.'
* FireAndBrimstoneHell: What Amos likes to terrify his audience with.
** "THERE-WILL-BE-NO-BUTTER-IN-HELL!"
* FreudianExcuse: Aunt Ada milks this one for all it's worth, and then some.
* GenreSavvy: Flora.
* HeartwarmingOrphan: Averted. Flora may bring happiness into the lives of the Starkadders, but not through any sweetness of temper. "On the whole I dislike my fellow-beings,' she says. "I find them so difficult to understand. But I have a tidy mind, and untidy lives irritate me."
* {{Hunk}}: Seth.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Reuben, who's extremely suspicious of and hostile towards Flora until he's persuaded that she's not interested in taking over the running of the farm - whereupon he becomes friendly and helpful. [[spoiler: He even proposes marriage to her and is fine with her turning him down, since he's not really in love with her, just fond of her.]]
* KissingCousins: Flora and Charles Fairford.
** Averted, thanks to Flora: Urk and Elfine.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Flora counts "Seth" and "Reuben" among these. You'll never guess what her cousins are called.
* NoodleIncident: The "something nasty in the woodshed", and the mysterious wrong done to Flora's father (the most we learn is that a [[spoiler: goat]] was involved somehow), and what her "rights" are.
** Flora accuses Aunt Ada of more or less making up the woodshed story as leverage over her family.
* TheOphelia: Elfine, so she thinks.
* ThePigpen: Rennet, the "one who looks like she jumped in a well." Often because she ''has''.
* PrettyInMink: Elfine has a short fur cape. [[spoiler:Aunt Doom wears a fur trimmed coat, in the style of Queen Mary, when she goes on a trip.]]
* PurpleProse: Parodied. Occasionally, the novel features absurdly verbose, turgid descriptions of "golden orbs" and "engorged hills", which are [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by having ''star-ratings'' in the margins according to how purple the prose gets. In the film, Miss Poste is responsible for writing them (using pastoral novels as a guide).
* RedHerring: Several mysteries are presented which never go anywhere in the end. We never learn what Ada saw in the woodshed, nor what wrong was done to Flora's father, even though the Starkadders seem to talk of nothing else.
* RuleOfCool: The film contains an inspiring maxim from Jane Austen, "What a pleasant life might be had in this world by a handsome, sensible old lady of good fortune, blessed with a sound constitution and a firm will," which in fact is a complete fabrication. The quotation was made up by Malcolm Bradbury.
* SheCleansUpNicely: Elfine.
* SlobsVersusSnobs: A rare victory for the snobs.
* StatusQuoIsGod: Complete with mantra: "There have always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort farm."
** Flora kicks this to the curb however, persuading pretty much all but one of the Starkadders to pursue more fulfilling lives elsewhere.
* TallDarkAndHandsome: Parodied with Seth, who knows he's this but who isn't interested in having the local girls swoon over him. [[spoiler: It's because he's a secret [[TheMovieBuff movie buff]] whose dream is to be a Hollywood film star. Flora makes it happen.]]
* TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture: Yes, oddly, the novel is actually set in a projected future with videophones and references to the "Anglo-Nicaraguan wars of '46". This aspect has little impact on the plot and is easy to forget - but it's probably why Flora's love interest has his own plane.
* TheUnReveal: [[spoiler:The wrong that was done to her father. Flora asks Aunt Ada directly near the end, but she's interrupted--and doesn't seem bothered about it after all.]]
* UpperClassTwit: Richard Hawk-Monitor, but he's a benign version: Flora dismisses Adam's fears that he intends to seduce and abandon Elfine with the consideration that "Like most other ideas, the idea would simply not have entered his head."
* WorldOfHam: Played for laughs, mostly, though there's a few more sombre indications of what their "rich inner lives" are costing the Starkadders.
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[[caption-width-right:320:"There'll be no butter in hell!"]]
''"We are not like other folk, maybe, but there have always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort..."''
A comic novel by Stella Gibbons, first published in 1932, which parodies the doom-laden rural novels of the time. The immediate inspiration for, and targets of, Gibbons's satire were the novels of Mary Webb and Sheila Kaye-Smith (which deserve it... try one), but she also pokes fun at more redoubtable figures such as D.H. Lawrence, Thomas Hardy and the Brontës. At the same time she has a good laugh at Vogue-reading London socialites, while mocking the genre in which a young orphan girl brings joy and happiness to the lives of all around her. Jane Austen is the novel's presiding spirit, and ''Mansfield Park'' provides the epigraph: 'Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery.'
The plot is simple: Orphaned at 19, Flora Poste decides to go and live with her relatives and improve their lives rather than find a job. She settles on the Starkadders at Cold Comfort Farm, since, according to the novels of rural life she has read, their lives will certainly need tidying up. Arriving at the farm she finds it even more chaotic than she had feared, and the inhabitants more uncouth than she could have imagined.
They include:
* The ancient hired man Adam Lambsbreath and his four cows: Aimless, Feckless, Graceless and Pointless, who are continually losing horns, hooves and even legs.
* Amos who runs the farm: a fire-and-brimstone preacher at the local chapel.
* Judith, his wife, who has a sexual fixation on her son ....
* ... Seth, the smouldering bad boy, who spends his nights 'mollocking' with the village girls but would rather be at the cinema.
* Elfine, the free spirit who spends her days wandering around in the hills and fields.
* Reuben, whose only passion is the farm itself.
* The furtive Urk, who wants Elfine for himself.
* And presiding over the lot, the matriarch Aunt Doom, who never leaves her bedroom, who threatens to go mad if any of her family should leave the farm, and who once 'saw something nasty in the woodshed.'
Needless to say, Flora rolls up her sleeves and gets to work, finding each of the main characters a more suitable outlet for their energies and obsessions, while fending off the libidinous Hampstead intellectual Mybug (quite possibly modelled on DH Lawrence) who has designs upon her virtue.
There is a 1995 film directed by John Schlesinger, with a script by Sir Malcolm Bradbury, starring Kate Beckinsale as Flora
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!!Being a parody, ''Cold Comfort Farm'' is naturally rich in tropes. They include:
* AbhorrentAdmirer: Mr. Mybug to Flora. She is not taken with his opinions on sexuality or attempts to "prove" that the Brontes' novels were written by their brother.
* AllPsychologyIsFreudian: The Austrian doctor who Flora calls in [[spoiler:to take Judith as a patient]]. Justified, given the time period.
* BlitheSpirit: Flora is a sort of inversion. She comes to the wild countryside to impose order and modern ideals, and do away with 'mess,' but she's still a fish out of water who solves everyone's problems.
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Amos barks out a list of chores that need doing around the farm, ending by telling Seth to drain the well because there's a neighbor missing.
* CityMouse: Flora, whose constant cleanliness and neat dress is particularly evident in the movie.
* CoolBigSis: Mrs. Smiling to Flora. Sort of. Flora to Elfine.
* CrustyCaretaker
* CulturalStereotypes. It may be a sophisticated parody of gothic literature, but let's face it, the novel gets most of its lulz from one of the world's most ancient brands of humour: laughing at farmers.
* DoomyDoomsOfDoom: This is actually Aunt Ada's name.
* TheEeyore: Judith.
-->'Curtains?' she asked, vacantly lifting her magnificent head. 'Child, child, it is many years since such trifles broke across the web of my solitude.'
* FireAndBrimstoneHell: What Amos likes to terrify his audience with.
** "THERE-WILL-BE-NO-BUTTER-IN-HELL!"
* FreudianExcuse: Aunt Ada milks this one for all it's worth, and then some.
* GenreSavvy: Flora.
* HeartwarmingOrphan: Averted. Flora may bring happiness into the lives of the Starkadders, but not through any sweetness of temper. "On the whole I dislike my fellow-beings,' she says. "I find them so difficult to understand. But I have a tidy mind, and untidy lives irritate me."
* {{Hunk}}: Seth.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Reuben, who's extremely suspicious of and hostile towards Flora until he's persuaded that she's not interested in taking over the running of the farm - whereupon he becomes friendly and helpful. [[spoiler: He even proposes marriage to her and is fine with her turning him down, since he's not really in love with her, just fond of her.]]
* KissingCousins: Flora and Charles Fairford.
** Averted, thanks to Flora: Urk and Elfine.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Flora counts "Seth" and "Reuben" among these. You'll never guess what her cousins are called.
* NoodleIncident: The "something nasty in the woodshed", and the mysterious wrong done to Flora's father (the most we learn is that a [[spoiler: goat]] was involved somehow), and what her "rights" are.
** Flora accuses Aunt Ada of more or less making up the woodshed story as leverage over her family.
* TheOphelia: Elfine, so she thinks.
* ThePigpen: Rennet, the "one who looks like she jumped in a well." Often because she ''has''.
* PrettyInMink: Elfine has a short fur cape. [[spoiler:Aunt Doom wears a fur trimmed coat, in the style of Queen Mary, when she goes on a trip.]]
* PurpleProse: Parodied. Occasionally, the novel features absurdly verbose, turgid descriptions of "golden orbs" and "engorged hills", which are [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by having ''star-ratings'' in the margins according to how purple the prose gets. In the film, Miss Poste is responsible for writing them (using pastoral novels as a guide).
* RedHerring: Several mysteries are presented which never go anywhere in the end. We never learn what Ada saw in the woodshed, nor what wrong was done to Flora's father, even though the Starkadders seem to talk of nothing else.
* RuleOfCool: The film contains an inspiring maxim from Jane Austen, "What a pleasant life might be had in this world by a handsome, sensible old lady of good fortune, blessed with a sound constitution and a firm will," which in fact is a complete fabrication. The quotation was made up by Malcolm Bradbury.
* SheCleansUpNicely: Elfine.
* SlobsVersusSnobs: A rare victory for the snobs.
* StatusQuoIsGod: Complete with mantra: "There have always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort farm."
** Flora kicks this to the curb however, persuading pretty much all but one of the Starkadders to pursue more fulfilling lives elsewhere.
* TallDarkAndHandsome: Parodied with Seth, who knows he's this but who isn't interested in having the local girls swoon over him. [[spoiler: It's because he's a secret [[TheMovieBuff movie buff]] whose dream is to be a Hollywood film star. Flora makes it happen.]]
* TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture: Yes, oddly, the novel is actually set in a projected future with videophones and references to the "Anglo-Nicaraguan wars of '46". This aspect has little impact on the plot and is easy to forget - but it's probably why Flora's love interest has his own plane.
* TheUnReveal: [[spoiler:The wrong that was done to her father. Flora asks Aunt Ada directly near the end, but she's interrupted--and doesn't seem bothered about it after all.]]
* UpperClassTwit: Richard Hawk-Monitor, but he's a benign version: Flora dismisses Adam's fears that he intends to seduce and abandon Elfine with the consideration that "Like most other ideas, the idea would simply not have entered his head."
* WorldOfHam: Played for laughs, mostly, though there's a few more sombre indications of what their "rich inner lives" are costing the Starkadders.
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