History LetsPlay / KungFuJesus

[[AwesomeMcCoolname Kung-Fu Jesus]] is a DeadpanSnarker [[LetsPlay Let's Player]] and Website/SomethingAwful goon with a pretty CreepyMonotone who is [[INeedAFreakingDrink not afraid to drink and game]], formerly known as Beaver Emancipator [[MeaningfulRename before the name was assumed to be too sexual]]. He often plays alongside his friends LetsPlay/{{pokecapn}} and/or LetsPlay/{{Medibot}}, including the infamous LetsPlay of ''LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006''. The majority of his work is in their LetsPlays, but he also has several of his own.

* PantyShot: Many courtesy of Kung-Fu Jesus' MaleGaze, but this line in Part 51 sticks out.
-->'''pokecapn''': This FAQ specifically says that during this time the camera offers excellent chances for up skirt shots.\\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': ''*tries, but only sees darkness*'' A dark void awaits us. An expertly ''painted'' dark void.

* FanNickname: [[invoked]]They refer to BigBad [[ObviouslyEvil Bhunivelze]] as "Galvanize", since they consider his real name to be [[TheUnpronounceable nigh-unpronounceable]].
** Also, they call Eradia "Erotica".
** After they [[NoPronunciationGuide disagree with the game's pronunciation of the word "Gysahl"]], they refer to the doctor of that name as "Dr. Jizzle" or sometimes merely "Dr. Jizz".

-->'''pokecapn''': ...Just...talk to [[FanNickname Dr. Jizz]].

* ItIsPronouncedTroPAY: At one point, pokecapn pronounces "aspartame" as "a-spar-ta-me" and is briefly ridiculed for it by medibot.

* SoundtrackDissonance: Both inverted and played straight after a fashion. Starting in Part 48, The Posse uses VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}'s soundtrack instead of the game's.[[invoked]]

* NotSoDifferent: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcEo-HP5KDw&feature=channel&t=11m47s According to The Posse]], the duos of Serah and Noel versus Yuel and Caius. They even call the latter just another simultaneous Final Fantasy game.

** After they [[NoPronunciationGuide disagree with the game's pronunciation of the word "Gysahl"]], they refer to the doctor of that name as [[UnfortunateNames "Dr. Jizzle"]] or sometimes merely "Dr. Jizz".

-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': This guy is ''[[CrazyAwesome awesome]]''!\\

* BigInternationalClubs: Apparently one of these commissioned Kaz to build a bridge to Jupiter, possibly in order to pursue medibot's teacher, the inventor of nisendo, who fled there to escape an international authority.

* SexGod: Or rather goddess in the case of Etro according to Kung-Fu Jesus in Part 53.... [[PerverseSexualLust for some reason]].

** Then there's Kaz referencing the "[[Manga/DragonBall Gokulian]] feat" of puzzle solving. It had to be a word, because most of The Posse immediately knew [[NintendoHard exactly what he meant.]]

* MemeticBadass: The Posse, especially LetsPlay/KungFuJesus, can't seem to get enough of [[KillerRobot Gank]] until he becomes SoLastSeason.[[invoked]]

* IncomingHam[=/=]HamToHamCombat: The introduction to the "[[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rpvf_god-hand-challenges-2_videogames God Hand Challenges 2]]" video is an exercise in ham before the introductions themselves.

* DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound: InUniverse, several are this for The Posse throughout the LetsPlay, both by The Posse themselves and by the game. An example that's referenced multiple times is the "Crazy Chocobo" song for the Rambunctious Chocobo.

* MostAnnoyingSound: InUniverse, several are this for The Posse throughout the LetsPlay, both by The Posse themselves and by the game. An example that's referenced multiple times is the "Crazy Chocobo" song for the Rambunctious Chocobo.

* AltumVidetur:
-->'''medibot''': "Nova Crystarium Crystallis". [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin I know Latin.]]\\
'''Kaz''': Yeah, I know Latin, too. Erm... [[CanisLatinicus Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus.]]\\
'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': Roughly translated, "[[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers Always faithful terrible lizard.]]"

* WorstWhateverEver: Or rather, "stupidest meeting room ever," Kung-Fu Jesus' reaction to [[FiveBadBand the Four Devas']] [[NoOSHACompliance meeting room]].

[[AwesomeMcCoolname Kung-Fu Jesus]] is a DeadpanSnarker [[LetsPlay Let's Player]] and Website/SomethingAwful goon with a pretty CreepyMonotone who is [[INeedAFreakingDrink not afraid to drink and game]], formerly known as Beaver Emancipator [[MeaningfulRename before the name was assumed to be too sexual]]. He often plays alongside his friends LetsPlay/{{Pokecapn}} and/or LetsPlay/{{Medibot}}, including the infamous LetsPlay of ''LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006''. The majority of his work is in their LetsPlays, but he also has several of his own.

* SelfInsert: In Part 64, the ''Franchise/DevilMayCry'' novel is considered this by The Posse for Dante, mostly by Kung-Fu Jesus.

-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': OnceUponATime in a faraway land, [[Creator/CloverStudios some developers]] created a fantastic, fantastic game. A game to [[DuelingGames rival]] even ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Zelda]]'', which came out at almost the same time. This game is called VideoGame/{{Okami}}.

* GratuitousGerman: pokecapn once [[FunnyMoments belches in the middle of telling The Posse to shut up]] in Part 44, to which Kung-Fu Jesus says that he's letting too much German into his language. Or some other space-based foreign language.

-->'''The Roll''': [The torch] breaks too damn easy. AndThatsTerrible.

-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': This is an ExplodingBarrel. You can tell it's an exploding barrel because it's ''red''.

* GenderFlip: One of Link is discussed. The game they're thinking of is either ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Brassiere]]'' or ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Bongarina of Time/Bongos of Time]]''.

-->'''medibot''': Bye bye, katana.

-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': OnceUponATime in a faraway land, [[CloverStudios some developers]] created a fantastic, fantastic game. A game to [[DuelingGames rival]] even ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Zelda]]'', which came out at almost the same time. This game is called VideoGame/{{Okami}}.

--->'''Kaz''': Oh, yeah, he [[[TheHunter Noel]]] [[ThanksForTheMammary cops a feel]] just as she's [[[MysteriousWaif Yuel]]] dying.\\

Creator/TwistedPixel commissioned him, [=MyNameIsKaz=], medibot, and pokecapn (generally collectively known as "the posse") to provide commentary for their game ''VideoGame/TheGunstringer''.

* CutShort: This LP stopped after nine videos, only six of which (Parts 1-5 and 9) are available on his Website/YouTube channel. The posse occasionally makes references to its incomplete nature.

** In later videos, the posse each using incorrect names for themselves.

* SpecialGuest: Changes each video, but often has posse members.

* AdamSmithHatesYourGuts: The posse wonders how Chocolina, an atemporal being, is able to use money in any one time period. They come to the conclusion that she takes your money, then goes to a time period where it's worth more and buys more stuff to sell to you, making an insane profit. One of them wonders if she could be the BigBad, but this is denied by Kung-Fu Jesus as too smart for the game.

* AudienceParticipation: Although Kung-Fu Jesus does admit that he puts up his videos a few days after he makes them, he and the posse do read the commentary in their [=YouTube=] videos and this very page, though they [[DeadpanSnarker aren't always the nicest about how they talk about it]].

* CallBack: Various, as per usual with posse work.
** Kung-Fu Jesus starts off the LP [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmrRZpEw-10&feature=g-vrec by singing "Kiss From a Rose" while the game is installing]], calling back to a request made during the "[[LetsPlay/{{pokecapn}} Stupid Games Done For Money]]" stream for the Posse to sing it while Kaz fights Ridley in Super Metroid, which they forgot to do.

** In Part 5, KFJ frustrates everyone else in the room a great deal by having trouble understanding a puzzle which is obvious to them. pokecapn says "Look, the bright pink wall is right there. Why can't you just break through it and pull the switch?", referencing the time the posse collectively FailedASpotCheck for ten minutes in [[VideoGame/SonicUnleashed Eggmanland]], much to the frustration of anyone watching.

** [[StoneWall Ironsides the Silver Chocobo]] and [[AttackAttackAttack Scrunchy the Chichu]]. In Part 35, the posse lampshades their...[[{{Pun}} shades]].

* CrapsaccharineWorld: Academia 4XX according to the posse. There is no way that much random screaming and falling over would mean this time is paradise.
* TheDitz: The posse is intentionally trying to play [[ActionGirl Serah]] this way in live triggers.

* DyingRace: One of the theories proposed by the posse about Moblins in Part 48. They keep looking for them, but maybe they're so hard to find because they're killing them all off, and [[ApocalypseHow killing off the reproducing members of the species.]]
* EasyAmnesia: In Part 42, medibot forgets how to do the "Swedish chef with peanut butter in his mouth" voice immediately after stopping using it due to it being so horrible for the rest of the posse to listen to, resulting in him never being able to use it again.

* EnsembleDarkHorse: [[invoked]][[RecurringBoss Gog]][[EldritchAbomination magog]]. The posse actually wants for him to be [[TheManBehindTheMan The Monster Behind The Caius]] in the end.

* EvilIsCool: [[invoked]]InUniverse. The posse really likes Caius, thinking he's their favorite character in the game, and that there's a lot to like about him that isn't outright stated.

* {{Expy}}: Sort of. The entire idea of "taking power from yourself in alternate times" reminds the posse of ''Film/TheOne''.

** Likely invoked a ''bit'' less intentionally a couple more times. For one, they collect the Chaos Crystal, turn it in, and go as far as buying Serah's ultimate weapon...and then proceed to forget to equip it for a fair chunk of episodes. (To be fair, though, this sounds like something that the posse would do on purpose just because.)

* {{Fashion Victim| Villain}} {{Mook|s}}: The posse sentences the Gancanagh Ace in Part 35 to death for wearing either a Film/{{Tron}} cosplay, [[FelonyMisdemeanor wearing purple after Labor Day]], or just plain looking bad. In any case, it's no excuse.[[invoked]]

* GoshDangItToHeck[=/=]HoldYourHippogriffs: The posse elects in Part 44 not to swear, so they try to do so creatively.

* GratuitousGerman: pokecapn once [[FunnyMoments belches in the middle of telling the posse to shut up]] in Part 44, to which Kung-Fu Jesus says that he's letting too much German into his language. Or some other space-based foreign language.

* HesBack: [[EnsembleDarkHorse Gogmagog]] in Part 52 for the first time since his two defeats in Neo Bodhum (excluding Aldolei), now with ''two'' heads. [[{{Squee}} The posse is very happy]].

* HuntingTheMostDangerousGame: In Part 45, the posse comes to the conclusion that the reason Noel is the only person left in his time period is because he killed everyone else, forcing himself to become a monster hunter instead.
* IAmSpartacus: In reaction to misattributed quotes on this very page, the posse says that "all are Kaz" in Part 68.

* INeedAFreakingDrink: The entire posse decides to drink (and them pouring the drink is clearly audible) by Part 55. The game seems much better as a result for a little while.

* {{Jerkass}}: The posse tries to play Noel this way in live triggers.

* LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading: In Part 46, the posse notes that the game is loading a loading screen.
* LoveTriangle: In the end of the Snow arc in the main plot, the posse notes that this is "the most awkward [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative 'Noel stealing Serah from Snow]]' story they have ever seen."

* MemeticBadass: The posse, especially LetsPlay/KungFuJesus, can't seem to get enough of [[KillerRobot Gank]] until he becomes SoLastSeason.[[invoked]]

* MindOverMatter: How the posse proposes that Noel, Mog, and Serah are able to open chests by simply pointing at them.
* MostAnnoyingSound: InUniverse, several are this for the posse throughout the LetsPlay, both by the posse themselves and by the game. An example that's referenced multiple times is the "Crazy Chocobo" song for the Rambunctious Chocobo.

* NintendoHard: The posse's opinion on some of the paradox puzzles.

* NoNonsenseNemesis: The posse is pleased that Caius acts this way. He says you are a contradiction in the timeline and he has to kill you. Short, sweet, and to the point.

* NotBad: The posse's reaction to [[IncrediblyLamePun Brant's]] [[JustForPun later]] [[SelfDeprecation jokes]] in Bresha Ruins 300AF, specifically this one:

* NotSoDifferent: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcEo-HP5KDw&feature=channel&t=11m47s According to the posse]], the duos of Serah and Noel versus Yuel and Caius. They even call the latter just another simultaneous Final Fantasy game.

** The posse is a little annoyed by this in the final cutscenes in Part 56, but equate it to [[GiantRobotHandsSaveLives being caught by a giant robot hand]].

* OhCrap: The posse's reaction to finding [[ImplacableMan a Tonberry]].

* PintSizedPowerhouse: Scrunchy the Chichu, which is known as the "death-ticle" or testicle by the posse, is almost as strong as [[MemeticBadass Gank]] in about half the levels (being able to level far more), and about a fifth of the size. By Part 47, at near his full level, he has far higher strength than Gank.
* {{Pirate}}: In Part 55, the posse changes Mog's outfit from Chocolate to one akin to one of these. They decide it is the "tasteful" choice.

* ProtagonistJourneyToVillain: The posse notes in Part 56 that this would make the entire game better for them, if Caius turned out to be just [[FutureMeScaresMe a future Noel]] after Serah died.

* ScarfOfAsskicking: The posse approves of [[BigBad Caius']] [[VillainousFashionSense scarf]] as said in Part 50, and wish his outfit was usable for their characters.

* SelfInsert: In Part 64, the ''Franchise/DevilMayCry'' novel is considered this by the posse for Dante, mostly by Kung-Fu Jesus.

* SidetrackedByTheGoldenSaucer: The posse tends to spend a lot of time in between videos after starting the Sazh DLC playing [[BettingMinigame Chronoblind]].

* SoundtrackDissonance: Both inverted and played straight after a fashion. Starting in Part 48, the posse uses VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}}'s soundtrack instead of the game's.[[invoked]]

** The entire posse (particularly Kaz) reacts this way to the return of Gogmagog in episode 52.

* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: Kaz predicted one of [[TheDitz Serah's]] lines an instant before she said it. The posse offered their sympathies.

** Then there's Kaz referencing the "[[Manga/DragonBall Gokulian]] feat" of puzzle solving. It had to be a word, because most of the posse immediately knew [[NintendoHard exactly what he meant.]]

* StuffBlowingUp: [[MadScientist Thurston]] in Bresha Ruins 300AF [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH_i7MvpTqQ&t=8m26s advocates]] for simply ''blowing up the ruins'' to stop the monsters. Though [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep the Commander]] found out that it might harm [[DysonSphere Cocoon]] in the explosion, the posse is still impressed and thinks he has great ideas.

* StupidityIsTheOnlyOption: The posse feels this way about the "correct" solutions to any one problem.

* TakeThatAudience: The last few minutes of the final video is KFJ insulting everyone who's watched the let's play from beginning to end for tolerating such a horrible game. In Part 68, the posse reads this very page, and implicitly insults the editors who they believe misworded quotes or attributed them to the wrong people, as well as general wording of examples.
* TemporalParadox: By Part 52, the posse believes that the game has ruined the term for them, rendering it meaningless.

* TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot: [[invoked]]The posse wonders in Part 59 why they can't play the game about the time traveling, flying motorcycle, like is in the paradox ending for Academia 4XX.

** Also [[DefiedTrope defied]] when one of the posse insists that, when talking about time travel, one should only ever use the present tense in order to avoid this trope.

* TookALevelInJerkass: [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Mog]] has taken to "laying down the smack" in paradox puzzles as of Part 41 according to the posse, mostly because of the following line if you fail:

* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: In Part 57, the posse discusses this when considering monsters in fantasy games. They're just assumed to exist, and any problems can be explained as them becoming more prevalent or dangerous somehow.

* TheWatson: After many parts away, Mio Bison and Dreamsower become this in Part 66. Most of the posse is also this to Kung-Fu Jesus in general, seeing as only he actually played the entire first game.

* WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs: [[invoked]][[InUniverse Kung-Fu Jesus]] asks the posse in Part 59 if they got into the PCP [[OhNoNotAgain again]], or maybe the bath salts.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Dreamsower and Mio Bison seem to be completely absent from later videos, though this might just be because they didn't come over for the sessions, leaving only the core four posse members.

* WhatTheHellHero: The posse calls Kung-Fu Jesus out on skipping an early cutscene because he got bored of it, when they are playing the game to play the ''whole'' game, not just look at what they find enjoyable.

* ContinuityNod: Plenty to the previous game and the posse's playthrough of it. Most notably, Kaz expresses his sheer delight when he discovers that the Datalog has returned.

* InHarmonyWithNature: Kung-Fu Jesus and his {{Special Guest}}s seem to be this with respect to {{Okami}}, but [[SceneryPorn it's hard to blame them]].

-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': OnceUponATime in a faraway land, [[CloverStudios some developers]] created a fantastic, fantastic game. A game to [[DuelingGames rival]] even ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Zelda]]'', which came out at almost the same time. This game is called {{Okami}}.

** As in pokecapn's MarioParty marathon LetsPlay, medibot still says he is a botanist.

** Also, a film allusion title. Part 43 is called "ADayAtTheRaces".

-->'''pokecapn''': And apparently, we have the Great Cornholio with us again. Anyway, you have to fight two-\\

* FreudWasRight: In Part 58, according to pokecapn, on how they name [[StanceSystem Paradigms]].[[invoked]]
-->'''pokecapn''': So, little known fact on how they named the paradigms. There's actually a Fabula Nova Crystallis version of the Kama Sutra. And they took all of the paradigm names from that book. So you can see we are now in the Relentless Assault sexual position. And we've gone Tortoise style right now.

** And then there's the reaction to [[FreudWasRight Serah's stats going up to 69 for strength and magic power each when they get the Odinbolt]].[[invoked]]