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* LookBothWays: In life, the man who would be the Slasher died being hit by a bus. Now that he's a ghost, when the Slasher returns to the Krusty Krab, he crosses the street without looking both ways because he's already dead.
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* LookBothWays: In life, the man who would be the Slasher died after being hit by a bus. Now that he's a ghost, when the Slasher returns to the Krusty Krab, he crosses the street without looking both ways because he's already dead.
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** Finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher will arrive in the bus that ran him over, exit and crosses the street, without looking both ways (cause he's already dead), opens the door with his spatula hand, slowly approaches the '''COUNTER''', and then [[spoiler:HE GETS YA!]]
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** Finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher will arrive in the bus that ran him over, exit and crosses the street, without looking both ways (cause ('cause he's already dead), opens the door with his spatula hand, slowly approaches the '''COUNTER''', and then [[spoiler:HE GETS YA!]]
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* TraumaCongaLine: Hey, you'd be a bit irritable too if you accidentally chopped of your hand, got hit by a bus, and got fired at your funeral.
* UnfinishedBusiness: Every Tuesday night, he returns from the grave to take revenge on the restaurant that mutilated him.
* UnfinishedBusiness: Every Tuesday night, he returns from the grave to take revenge on the restaurant that mutilated him.
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* TraumaCongaLine: Hey, you'd be a bit irritable too if you accidentally chopped of off your hand, got hit by a bus, and got fired at your funeral.
* UnfinishedBusiness: Every Tuesday night, he returns from the grave to take revenge on the restaurant that mutilatedhim.him.
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[[caption-width-right:324:The Sash Ringing... the trash-singing... mash-flinging...]]
"The Hash Slinging Slasher" is a short story written by struggling artist, clarinet-expert and restaurant cashier Squidward Tentacles. Originally written as a way to scare his good friend WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants into behaving properly while working the night shift at his terrible job, the story has been praised for its frightening nature and haunting realism.
The story tells the tale of the life of an unnamed fry cook just like [=SpongeBob=] - only clumsier. One night while cutting patties, he cut off his own hand by mistake - only he wasn't a sponge, so it didn't grow back. Then, he got hit by a bus. Then at his funeral, he was fired. So now, every Tuesday night, his ghost appears to wreak horrible vengeance upon the Krusty Krab. There are three signs that foretell his arrival - first, the lights will flicker on and off. Second, the phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. Finally, he arrives in the bus that ran him over. Then, he crosses the street without looking both ways - because he's already dead - then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand. He opens the door and slowly approaches the counter, and finally: [[spoiler:HE GETS 'YA!]]
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!! List of tropes that appear in The Hash Slinging Slasher:
* AfterlifeExpress: The third sign of the Slasher's approach: he arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over.
* AnArmAndALeg: The Slasher's StartOfDarkness began when he accidentally lopped off his hand while cutting patty meat -- and because he wasn't a sponge, his hand didn't grow back.
* BadBoss: Seriously, how much of a jerk do you have to be to fire your employee ''at his funeral'' after his horrible demise?
* BurgerFool: The Slasher was just a clumsy fry cook whose employment indirectly led to his dismemberment and death.
* ElectromagneticGhosts: The Slasher's arrival is heralded by the lights flickering on and off.
* EvilPhone: The second sign of the Slasher's arrival: the phone will ring, and there will be no one there.
* LookBothWays: In life, the man who would be the Slasher died being hit by a bus. Now that he's a ghost, when the Slasher returns to the Krusty Krab, he crosses the street without looking both ways because he's already dead.
* ObviouslyEvil: Artists' depictions of the Slasher typically show him as a hunchback with [[GlowingEyesOfDoom brightly glimmering]] {{red eyes|take warning}} and a FaceFramedInShadow.
* RuleOfThree: The three signs that tell of the Slasher's oncoming arrival:
** First, the lights will flicker on and off.
** Next, the phone will ring, and there will be nobody there.
** And then the walls will ooze green slime! Wait, scratch that one.
** Finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher will arrive in the bus that ran him over, exit and crosses the street, without looking both ways (cause he's already dead), opens the door with his spatula hand, slowly approaches the '''COUNTER''', and then [[spoiler:HE GETS YA!]]
* SkewedPriorities: After the untimely death of his employee, the Slasher's boss carefully takes the time to arrive at his funeral just to fire him.
* SpeakIllOfTheDead: Perhaps the primary motive for the Slasher's revenge is his boss firing him at his funeral.
* SwissArmyAppendage: The Slasher replaced his missing hand with a rusty spatula, which he presumably now uses as his main weapon when [[spoiler: HE GETS YA!]]
* TraumaCongaLine: Hey, you'd be a bit irritable too if you accidentally chopped of your hand, got hit by a bus, and got fired at your funeral.
* UnfinishedBusiness: Every Tuesday night, he returns from the grave to take revenge on the restaurant that mutilated him.
[[caption-width-right:324:The Sash Ringing... the trash-singing... mash-flinging...]]
"The Hash Slinging Slasher" is a short story written by struggling artist, clarinet-expert and restaurant cashier Squidward Tentacles. Originally written as a way to scare his good friend WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants into behaving properly while working the night shift at his terrible job, the story has been praised for its frightening nature and haunting realism.
The story tells the tale of the life of an unnamed fry cook just like [=SpongeBob=] - only clumsier. One night while cutting patties, he cut off his own hand by mistake - only he wasn't a sponge, so it didn't grow back. Then, he got hit by a bus. Then at his funeral, he was fired. So now, every Tuesday night, his ghost appears to wreak horrible vengeance upon the Krusty Krab. There are three signs that foretell his arrival - first, the lights will flicker on and off. Second, the phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. Finally, he arrives in the bus that ran him over. Then, he crosses the street without looking both ways - because he's already dead - then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand. He opens the door and slowly approaches the counter, and finally: [[spoiler:HE GETS 'YA!]]
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!! List of tropes that appear in The Hash Slinging Slasher:
* AfterlifeExpress: The third sign of the Slasher's approach: he arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over.
* AnArmAndALeg: The Slasher's StartOfDarkness began when he accidentally lopped off his hand while cutting patty meat -- and because he wasn't a sponge, his hand didn't grow back.
* BadBoss: Seriously, how much of a jerk do you have to be to fire your employee ''at his funeral'' after his horrible demise?
* BurgerFool: The Slasher was just a clumsy fry cook whose employment indirectly led to his dismemberment and death.
* ElectromagneticGhosts: The Slasher's arrival is heralded by the lights flickering on and off.
* EvilPhone: The second sign of the Slasher's arrival: the phone will ring, and there will be no one there.
* LookBothWays: In life, the man who would be the Slasher died being hit by a bus. Now that he's a ghost, when the Slasher returns to the Krusty Krab, he crosses the street without looking both ways because he's already dead.
* ObviouslyEvil: Artists' depictions of the Slasher typically show him as a hunchback with [[GlowingEyesOfDoom brightly glimmering]] {{red eyes|take warning}} and a FaceFramedInShadow.
* RuleOfThree: The three signs that tell of the Slasher's oncoming arrival:
** First, the lights will flicker on and off.
** Next, the phone will ring, and there will be nobody there.
** And then the walls will ooze green slime! Wait, scratch that one.
** Finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher will arrive in the bus that ran him over, exit and crosses the street, without looking both ways (cause he's already dead), opens the door with his spatula hand, slowly approaches the '''COUNTER''', and then [[spoiler:HE GETS YA!]]
* SkewedPriorities: After the untimely death of his employee, the Slasher's boss carefully takes the time to arrive at his funeral just to fire him.
* SpeakIllOfTheDead: Perhaps the primary motive for the Slasher's revenge is his boss firing him at his funeral.
* SwissArmyAppendage: The Slasher replaced his missing hand with a rusty spatula, which he presumably now uses as his main weapon when [[spoiler: HE GETS YA!]]
* TraumaCongaLine: Hey, you'd be a bit irritable too if you accidentally chopped of your hand, got hit by a bus, and got fired at your funeral.
* UnfinishedBusiness: Every Tuesday night, he returns from the grave to take revenge on the restaurant that mutilated him.
