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** Unless this is ''[[ConspicuousConsumption why]]'' they want to eat humans, in which case I will find something even rarer and harder to breed/rear/mature for show-off aliens to eat (and then sell it to them in exchange for Alien Tech). If push comes to shove, [[EatTheDog and it's us or the Pandas]], well... they're [[IncrediblyLamePun finger Ling-ling good]]!

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** Unless this is ''[[ConspicuousConsumption why]]'' they want to eat humans, in which case I will find something even rarer and harder to breed/rear/mature for show-off aliens to eat (and then sell it to them in exchange for Alien Tech). If push comes to shove, [[EatTheDog and it's us or the Pandas]], Pandas, well... they're [[IncrediblyLamePun finger Ling-ling good]]!
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# I will not be stupid enough to have one of my alien artifact storage areas underneath, inside, above, next to or anywhere near an iconic and well-known landmark: [[MonumentalDamage They are always the first to get blown up]]. If I am forced to do so for some reason (such as it being the only space allocated to me by those who control my purse strings and who refuse to allow me to relocate, or if I require the power-generation facility housed in said landmark), I will [[Film/{{Transformers}} not keep a frozen genocidal alien robot in my basement]]. If I have no other choice but to [[HumanPopsicle keep a frozen genocidal alien robot]] in my basement, for instance if containing said frozen genocidal alien robot is the primary, entire, or founding purpose of my alien monitoring agency, [[ConvectionSchmonvection I will remain smart enough to invest in multiply-redundant backup generators and the best industrial insulation available so it doesn't defrost the second the backup generator goes off-line]].

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# I will not be stupid enough to have one of my alien artifact storage areas underneath, inside, above, next to or anywhere near an iconic and well-known landmark: [[MonumentalDamage They are always the first to get blown up]]. If I am forced to do so for some reason (such as it being the only space allocated to me by those who control my purse strings and who refuse to allow me to relocate, or if I require the power-generation facility housed in said landmark), I will [[Film/{{Transformers}} [[Film/Transformers2007 not keep a frozen genocidal alien robot in my basement]]. If I have no other choice but to [[HumanPopsicle keep a frozen genocidal alien robot]] in my basement, for instance if containing said frozen genocidal alien robot is the primary, entire, or founding purpose of my alien monitoring agency, [[ConvectionSchmonvection I will remain smart enough to invest in multiply-redundant backup generators and the best industrial insulation available so it doesn't defrost the second the backup generator goes off-line]].
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# Agents sent to deal with hostile aliens will be sent in with protective body armor [[BadassInANiceSuit instead of just suits]]. If a suit is necessary, it will be a regular suit, [[MenInBlack not an all black suit that]] [[HiddenInPlainSight only makes people more suspicious of them]].

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# Agents sent to deal with hostile aliens will be sent in with protective body armor [[BadassInANiceSuit instead of just suits]]. If a suit is necessary, it will be a regular suit, [[MenInBlack [[TheMenInBlack not an all black suit that]] [[HiddenInPlainSight only makes people more suspicious of them]].
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** Also in the same thought process I will make sure that if said off-planet visitors have a foreign disease a vaccine for it will be produced immediately and distributed to the population. ''After'' testing the vaccines. I don't want my people to suddenly drop dead because they were vaccinated against alien flu.

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** Also in the same thought process process, I will make sure that if said off-planet visitors have a foreign disease disease, a vaccine for it will be produced immediately and distributed to the population. ''After'' testing the vaccines. I don't want my people to suddenly drop dead because they were vaccinated against alien flu.

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