History Funny / WhoKilledMarkiplier

'''Kathryn:''' He said he'd get to the [[JustForPun bottom]] of it.\\

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--->'''Mark:''' (reading Mick's line) "...in my thorough analysis of the corpse's anal cavity--"
'''Kathryn:''' He said he'd get to the [[JustForPun bottom]] of it.
'''Everyone else:''' (assorted laughter)

*** He tries again to pass off something he didn't think of interpreting when writing the script with Benjamin saying ''guests'' (plural) instead of ''guest'' (singular)
--->'''Tyler:''' I believe the script says "other guests".\\

'''Mark:''' We j-- we ''just'' talked about that! Do we need to go over this again? It's the lighting! Alright, that's the lighting. Here's lighting when other people come in! You wanna see people turn grey? Look at his (Chef) hand! It's grey! It's the lighting! It doesn't mean shit! Here comes the Butler in! Maybe the Butler's Darkiplier! He's grey as shit!
--->*everyone bursts into laughter*
--->'''Mark:''' No! Not!

--->'''Ethan''': The sky doesn't exist because [makes strange noise] Dark-- Darkiplier! Or whatever.
--->'''Kathryn''': The sky! It's grey!
--->'''Dan''': Those stones are kind of grey.
--->'''Mark''': You think those are Darkiplier?
--->'''Dan''': Could be Darkiplier, could be.
** Mark revealed that the Colonel's dialogue during his argument with Damien was filmed at the last minute. How late was it filmed, you ask? It was filmed in the dressing room of Chicago, Illinois while he was on tour... which was ''the day before the first episode aired.''

--->'''Mark:''' (reading Mick's line) "...in my thorough analysis of the corpse's anal cavity"
--->'''Kathryn:''' He said he'd get to the [[JustForPun bottom]] of it.
--->'''Everyone else''':[assorted laughter]
--->'''Ethan:''' [slow clapping]
** Mark is explaining how the purpose of the "Mayor" ribbon was to make it obvious that he ''was'' a mayor. Then Mark's camera falls over. [[https://youtu.be/_760Ruvx_2s?t=4h43m19s An explanation doesn't do it justice.]]

* "SHUT UP! YOU KNEW I WAS ONTO YOU AND YOU WERE TRYING TO WHACK ME OFF BEFORE I COULD FINGER YOU!!" ''[[MusicalisInterruptus (awkward silence)]]'' AS THE MURDERER!

-->'''Warfstache:''' Well... that's terrifying. One moment! ''(The lights go out again)''

** It was revealed (very vocally) that Chef's "Little Buddy" wasn't brought by Mark and co.: it just ''happened to be there.'' They taped a wig on and it was a spitting image of Robert Rexx (Chef's actor)
*** Similarly, they also confirm that the mustache on the suit of armor was not put there by them: ''it also just happened to be there.''
** When the crew was explaining the foreshadowing aspect of the BingeMontage, they try to pass off the blue lighting in one scene as foreshadowing. Emphasis on ''try to.''
--->'''Mark:''' Also he's (Damien) conveniently...in blue?
--->'''Amy:''' On purpose!
--->'''Mark:''' On pur-- [[BadLiar that is so on purpose, he's in blue, right there! There you go! That's the one!]] Okay. Anyway...

--->'''Tyler''': I believe the script says "other guests"
--->'''Mark''': Then that's just my error, I think.
--->'''Tyler''': No, but I liked it because then, it gives the illusion and somewhat foreshadowing that there's someone there that you don't know is there.
--->'''Mark''': [[SureLetsGoWithThat Let's go with that one then!]]

--->'''Ethan:''' "He (Damien) turns grey." We just talked about that.
--->'''Mark:''' We j-- we ''just'' talked about that! Do we need to go over this again? It's the lighting! Alright, that's the lighting. Here's lighting when other people come in! You wanna see people turn grey? Look at his (Chef) hand! It's grey! It's the lighting! It doesn't mean shit! Here comes the Butler in! Maybe the Butler's Darkiplier! He's grey as shit!

-->'''Detective:''' [-Anyone hear that lightni–-] ''Oh my God! There's been a murder!'' ''[lightning]''\\
'''Butler:''' [-Excuse me, did you hear light–-] ''Oh my God, murder!'' ''[lightning]''\\
'''Chef:''' [-Did you–-] ''MURDERRRR!'' ''[lightning]''

* "SHUT UP! YOU KNEW I WAS ONTO YOU AND YOU WERE TRYING TO WHACK ME OFF BEFORE I COULD FINGER YOU!!" [[MusicalisInterruptus ''awkward silence'']] AS THE MURDERER!

-->'''Detective:''' [-Anyone hear that lightni–-] ''Oh my God! There's been a murder!'' ''[lightning]''
-->'''Butler:''' [-Excuse me, did you hear light–-] ''Oh my God, murder!'' ''[lightning]''
-->'''Chef:''' [-Did you–-] ''MURDERRRR!'' ''[lightning]''

-->'''Detective:''' But I'm a detective–
-->'''Chef:''' Oh yeah? Prove you're a real ''dick!''

-->'''Butler:''' Sir, the body's cold, he's been dead a while.
-->'''Detective:''' A likely story! ...That I happen to believe completely.

-->'''Detective:''' You're my new partner!
-->'''District Attorney:''' *immediately shakes head "no"*
-->'''Detective:''' (laughs) That's what all my old partners used to say. Right before they died. (Pan to Chef who has the most bewildered expression on his face)
* The Colonel ''defines'' the {{Cloudcuckoolander}} trope, especially in his vitriolic interactions with the detective.
-->'''Detective:''' This psycho tried to shoot me!
-->'''Colonel:''' That's a bald-faced lie! I was merely doing some light target practice.
-->'''Butler:''' ''Inside?!''

* Whoever made the [[ChalkOutline Tape outline of Mark's corpse]] had the wonderful idea to ''include Mark's penis in the outline.''

-->'''Detective:''' WHO DID THIS?! It certainly wasn't me! No, no, Somebody, NOT ME, must have moved it between the time [[NotHelpingYourCase I was the last person alone with the body in the room and then stepped out for a few minutes to take care of some personal business that you don't need to know about!]] Could have been anybody... [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment except me]].

-->'''Butler:''' What the hell happened here?
-->'''Detective:''' The body's been moved.
-->'''Butler:''' On its own?
-->'''Detective:''' No, of course not. Unless it did, in which case we've got way bigger problems than a simple murder.

-->'''Chef:''' What the hell happened here?
-->'''Butler:''' The body's moved.
-->'''Chef:''' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike On its own?]]
-->'''Detective:''' We haven't quite ruled that out just yet, but let's not forget we've got a murderer.
* "SHUT UP! YOU KNEW I WAS ONTO YOU AND YOU WERE TRYING TO WHACK ME OFF BEFORE I COULD FINGER YOU!!" [[MusicalisInterruptus ''Awkward Silence'']] AS THE MURDERER!

'''Warfstache:''' Are you OK?\\
'''Abe:''' [[SuddenlyShouting HOW ARE YOU IN MY HEAD?]]\\
'''Warfstache:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why are you shouting?]]\\

* Warfstache tells Abe that there's something he's been meaning to give him after all the years that have passed, implying he's still angry at Abe for what happened back at Markiplier Manor, [[BaitAndSwitch then proceeds to hug the detective]] and apologise, accompanied by an audible squeaking noise.

-->'''Warfstache:''' Well... that's terrifying. One moment. ''(The lights go out again)''
* Warfstache calls the automaton the WAIA for short - not the W.A.I.A., but the WAIA, making it sound like a drunken wail every time he refers to the machine.
* If the viewer selects that they couldn't hear the numbers, and that it "sounded like nightmare garbage" on the first video, Warfstache tells the viewer that this was a poor choice of words.
-->'''Warfstache:''' Oh, I forgot to mention, please do not say the word "nightmare", or, ah, "garbage", or "nightmare garbage", or any combination of those words. The WAIA is just a little bit sensitive, you know. A little touchy-feely. Well, not ''really'' touchy-feely. Well, actually, '''really''' touchy-feely. Depending on your definition of "touchy" and "feely". It's '''reeeaaally'''- ''(The WAIA attacks the viewer.)''