History Funny / VinesauceJoelWindowsDestruction

* The [[SoBadItsGood amusingly terrible]] ''[[{{Music/Skrillex}} Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites]]'' UsefulNotes/{{MIDI}}. According to Joel, it "sounds like farting into a bathtub".

* Joel throws Wrestling/JohnCena's theme into an [=MP3-to-=]UsefulNotes/{{MIDI}} converter; [[NoodleImplements it does a thing, then another thing]]. The result sounds like [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoj4JDFaduU a cat playing a piano]].

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU Windows XP Destruction]], the one that started it all. Joel performs absolutely horrible things on [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows Windows XP]] such as pumping it with dubious toolbars all while reliving [[TurnOfTheMillennium the yonder days of 2002]]. Don't worry guys, it's a virtual machine.

* After the NightmareFuel that was ''WesternAnimation/FelixTheCat'' for the UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis, Joel goes looking for him by searching up "Felix the Desktop Cat". Instead, he finds the mascot for Felix Cat Food in the UK, in the form of a "desktop toy" program, and downloads that. [[JumpScare Felix does nothing but yowl occasionally and glitch violently, scaring Joel several times throughout the stream]].

* By opening some folders in his Desktop, Joel sees some Nintendo Browsers made by [=MediaBrowser=] for use with some Nintendo websites ranging from [[UsefulNotes/Nintendo64 Nintendo 64]] through [[UsefulNotes/NintendoGameCube GameCube]]. From the ''VideoGame/MarioTennis'' one:

** He also installs some programs from more than 10 years ago, such as [=CCleaner=], a 2005 version of Norton Antivirus and older versions of Winamp and [[UsefulNotes/SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem ZSNES]]. But a certain program was not expected: [=HyperCam2=]. By recording his audio from Sound Recorder and typing on Notepad, he did a ''standard'' [=HyperCam2=] video, straight from the realms of 2008-12 era [=YouTube=]:

* Through chat decisions, Joel tried to install ''VideoGame/{{Roblox}}'' hacks... without actually having the Roblox game itself.

** He sure has fun playing with her but specifically Joel asking Cortana for "VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} sex porn" and [[RapidFireNo immediately regretting his decision.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnzCvfwXRpk Hannah Montana Linux Destruction]], the second attempt of Joel trying to do Linux Destruction, has, at the climax, a specially modified Doom II where killed monsters represent active processes and files. And it's set in the infamous nuts.wad, which has thousands of enemies in one room. Go figure.

* Then there's the Softonic woman and her butchered pronunciation of the word 'tutorials'. A lady with an otherwise perfect American accent butchers the pronunciation of an English word that the Swedish Joel, who's the only streamer not from an English-speaking country, catches her on.

* Joel tells his audience that before the destruction he found something called the "5G Bioshield." If you couldn’t guess, it is a [=USB=] stick that you plug into your [=PC=], which is supposed to protect you from the "dangerous" phenomenon known as 5G.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU Windows XP Destruction]], the one that started it all. Joel performs absolutely horrible things on [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows Windows XP]] such as pumping it with dubious toolbars all while reliving [[TurnOfTheMillennium the yonder days of 2002]]. Don't worry guys, it's a virtual machine.

For his 2016 charity stream, Joel took a crack at destroying Windows 10, with such highlights as browsing various [=WikiHow=] articles, visiting a forum dedicated to ice-chewing (with particular attention paid to a thread discussing the [[{{Squick}} freezing of]] "[[UnusualEuphemism milk]]"), and getting roasted by Cortana. To go into more detail and context...

For 2017, Joel decided to take a stab at that one odd version of Windows between XP and 7; yes, it's time for the dreaded [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU9WY44FcNs Windows Vista]].

---> '''Joel:'''You’re saying, if I stick this fuckin' $5 [=USB=] stick, into my computer, I am now shielded against, like nukes!

** He also installs some programs from more than 10 years ago, such as [=CCleaner=], a 2005 version of Norton Antivirus and older versions of Winamp and [[UsefulNotes/SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem ZSNES]]. But a expected certain program was not expected: [=HyperCam2=]. By recording his audio from Sound Recorder and typing on Notepad, he did a ''standard'' [=HyperCam2=] video, straight from the realms of 2008-12 era [=YouTube=]:

-->'''Joel:''' "Dettate... al vostro PC fino a 140"-- ''(140 is spoken in English)'' '''''that's not how you say it in Italian!'''''

-->'''Joel:''' "Dettate... al vostro PC fino a 140-- ''(140 is spoken in English)'' '''''that's not how you say it in Italian!'''''