History Funny / UndertaleAgainstHumanity

* One of Asgore's uninvited appearances is greeted by "Hi Dad." from Chara, Asriel, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Papyrus]].

-->'''Mettaton:''' "[[ImGoingToHellForThis There are things wrong with me.]]

* In general, [[CultureClash the group having no clue what to make of cards pertaining to the real/human world and making wildly off-base guesses]], especially for the cards about horrific subjects (Undyne thinks [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust Auschwitz]] is [[IsItSomethingYouEat a kind of biscuit]]).

** Mettaton, naturally, asks Asgore. He very quickly regrets it. [[HarmfulToMinors Poor Asriel]]...

-->'''Toriel''': "You really aren't getting any pie."
-->'''Papyrus''': "You perverted mother...fucker!"
-->'''Mettaton''': "[[ImGoingToHellForThis There are things wrong with me.]]
-->'''[[MyBelovedSmother Toriel]]''': "Oh, trust me, he is not a motherfucker."

* Flowey joins in on the fun in the later videos[[note]]we're not sure how, considering that Asriel was in the earlier ones; just roll with it[[/note]]. And considering Flowey's personality...

* Alphys being apparently rather fond of (and repeatedly referencing) what is, in-universe, RealPersonFic... of people she knows... [[BlatantLies despite her denial of same]].
* Asgore's reaction to Asriel playing a particular card... in the same round that he had misspelled a blank card.[[note]]The card in question was "Rubbing Asriel's fluffy balls together to generate electricity for a third world country village" and the misspelling in question was misspelling vagina as "vagaina".[[/note]]

'''Asriel:''' ... A Snapchat?\\
'''Toriel:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat Um... Yes!]] Yes, a Snapchat!
* When the white card "Drilling a dildo onto Mettaton's crotch" comes up...
--> '''Mettaton''': [[TheImmodestOrgasm OHHH, YESSSSS!]]
--> '''Toriel''': [[SuddenlyShouting DO NOT CUM IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN!]]

* Asgore's reaction to "Giving Toriel an abortion" is "TooSoon". Meanwhile, Alphys goes into a fit of nervous stuttering, not really wanting to tell Papyrus what an abortion is.

* Toriel and Asriel's [[NoJustNoReaction reactions]] to "Toriel violently jamming Frisk up her uterus so she can relive Asriel's birth just once more." "Facefucking kid Asriel.", "Masturbating to Toriel's death scene.", and "Reaching climax during Asriel's funeral."

* Toriel and Asriel's [[NoJustNoReaction reactions]] to [[spoiler:"Toriel violently jamming Frisk up her uterus so she can relive Asriel's birth just once more."]], "Facefucking kid Asriel.", "Masturbating to Toriel's death scene.", and "Reaching climax during Asriel's funeral."

* Toriel and Asriel's [[NoJustNoReaction reactions]] to [[spoiler:"Toriel violently jamming Frisk up her uterus so she can relive Asriel's birth just once more."]], "Facefucking kid Asriel.", and "Reaching climax during Asriel's funeral."

--> '''Asgore:''' "I don't know what's worse -- [[RougeAnglesOfSatin my spelling]] or [[CrossesTheLineTwice that card]]."

* In general, [[CultureClash the group having no clue what to make of cards pertaining to the real/human world and making wildly off-base guesses]], especially for the cards about horrific subjects (Undyne thinks Auschwitz is a kind of biscuit).

* In general, [[CultureClash the group having no clue what to make of cards pertaining to the real world and making wildly off-base guesses]], especially for the cards about horrific subjects (Undyne thinks Auschwitz is a kind of biscuit).

** For that matter, Flowey's [[GassHole periodic belching]] (coupled with the sheer BlackComedy of his justification -- ''[[ImAHumanitarian eating the bodies of the Fallen Child after every time they died]]''), coupled with the fact that the other players' reactions to him simply ''being there'' range from understandable nervousness[[note]]i.e. Alphys[[/note]] to "Who invited him?"[[note]]i.e. Mettaton[[/note]].

-->'''"Papyrus:''' "[[StuffBlowingUp Give 'em a bomb!]]"

--> '''Asgore:''' "Toriel always makes me cum". Yeah, boys! Now we're Talking!

** And after Asgore's [[HarmfulToMinors Expla]][[Squick nation]], Mettaton's card of the round (the above-mentioned "Reaching climax during Asriel's funeral" card) is picked.

-->'''Papyrus: "You perverted mother...fucker!"
-->'''Mettaton: "[[ImGoingToHellForThis There are things wrong with me.]]

-->'''Mettaton: "[[IAmGoingToHellForThis There are things wrong with me.]]
-->'''[[CoolMom Toriel]]''': "Oh, trust me, he is not a motherfucker."

'''Toriel:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat Um... Yes!]] Yes, a Snapchat!

--> '''Asgore:''' "Toriel always makes me cum"... Those were the days...

--> '''Toriel:''' ''Shame on you!''

'''Toriel:''' You may not "come on Toriel". Go away.

* Their Irish Accent counts, too.

** "R-Rawr, I'm a d-d-dargon!"

-->'''Papyrus:''' "[[GoshDangItToHeck DANGIT FRICKIN' FRICKS]], STOP HATING ON ISRAEL!"