History Funny / USAcres

* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/5/52/Usa1988-02-08.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200307180344 Roy learns it's a bad idea to taunt Sheldon when he dares him to hit him with a snowball. Sheldon manages to throw a ginormous one at him!]]
* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/1/1a/Usa1988-04-17.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200307182050 Roy also learns never to tie just the real Wade's beak in his sleep to scare him, as the one on his inner tube is also capable of screaming.]]
* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/7/7b/Usa1987-03-09.gif/revision/latest?cb=20190921120940 There's this one with Booker's worm disguise.]]

* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/9/9c/Usa1987-02-07.gif/revision/latest?cb=20190920184630 Bo exclaims what a great day it is while it is raining. Lanolin angrily points out to her brother that it is raining, but this doesn't get Bo down and he instead says "What a great rain".]]
* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/8/80/Usa1987-08-25.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200226222505 "Over here, we'll have the parking lot. That's where we'll have the fight after the game."]]
* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/9/9c/Usa1988-11-13.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200624053532 For those of you who have always wondered where they got that scene of a house falling on Wade Duck in the opening to ''Garfield And Friends''.]]
* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/5/5a/Usa1988-12-04.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200624054504 The guys doing the ugly face contest. Wade ends up winning by accident when he makes a hideous face while screaming at the sight of the ugly mugs everyone else makes.]]
* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/1/19/Usa1988-12-06.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200624054505 Roy announces the results of the ugly face contest by saying the others are all ugly. He then runs with a smirk while everyone throws their trophies at him.]]
* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/a/a2/Usa1988-12-18.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200624054510 Bo calls out Orson for not doing any of the work when the gang start building a fireplace. Orson's excuse is that he's the boss and someone has to do the thinking.]]
* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/6/6d/Usa1989-01-15.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200624055205 Roy getting his karma when scaring Wade by getting knocked by the force of Wade's scream after it circles around the world.]]
* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/e/ed/Usa1988-10-01.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200624052601 Lanolin observes that Orson gets a little too close to his books when she sees him changing into Power Pig and acting out the story to Booker and Sheldon by stomping on the book he's reading.]]
* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/1/14/Usa1988-10-30.gif/revision/latest?cb=20190208204346 No one can accuse Booker of]] WastefulWishing.

* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/5/53/Usa1988-02-21.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200307180349 After his latest prank of scaring the others into getting their heads stuck in the ceiling and jumping on their heads while on the roof]], karma catches up to Roy when he falls into Orson's waller and the others proceed to wash him up and hang him to dry.
* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/c/cf/Usa1988-05-02.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200307183409 Roy is asked by Orson to try waking people up in a more pleasant fashion for once.]] Roy's idea of waking people pleasantly apparently amounts to throttling them and demanding they have a pleasant day with the threat of beating them.
* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/3/38/Usa1988-02-14.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200307180346 The bull ends up singing in a tree like a canary after seeing Wade leave Orson wearing the front half of their bull costume.]]
* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/a/a3/Usa1988-05-01.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200307183408 The May 1, 1988 strip]] begins with Lanolin sweating on a hot, sunny day. She notices a pond and, after making sure no one's around, decides to relax in the pond without her wool. Roy comes by and attempts to [[GoneSwimmingClothesStolen take Lanolin's wool]], but Lanolin instead drags Roy into the water and walks away while wearing his feathers.

* In [[https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/f/ff/Usa1988-11-09.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200624053530 the November 9, 1988 strip]], Roy makes the big mistake of inciting Lanolin's ire by [[FlirtatiousSmackOnTheAss slapping her in the butt]]. Lanolin retaliates by slapping Roy hard enough that he literally loses face.
* There's RhetoricalQuestionBlunder, and then there's [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/2/29/Usa1988-09-14.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200624052033 this.]]

* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/1/1a/Usa1988-04-17.gif Roy also learns never to tie just the real Wade's beak in his sleep to scare him, as the one on his inner tube is also capable of screaming.]]

* In early April of 2011, there was a poll for the fans to vote which is their favorite U.S.Acres character. Three guesses who made this poll. The poll went something like this:

* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/5/53/Usa1986-10-24.gif/revision/latest?cb=20181022084711 Wade boasts that he's not afraid of water and starts to dive in after tossing his inner tube aside. He ends up sinking and remarking that he's beginning to respect water.]]

* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/e/eb/Usa1988-07-04.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200622051204 Roy sees a sign reading "Beware of sign"]]

* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/9/95/Usa1986-11-21.gif/revision/latest?cb=20181022210726 Roy causes Orson pain by tugging at his curly tail and letting go as he walks by.]]

* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/2/2e/Usa1986-07-05.gif/revision/latest?cb=20180919231135 Roy spoiling the ending of]] ''Literature/TheTortoiseAndTheHare''.

* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/7/7b/Usa1987-03-09.gif There's this one with Booker's worm disguise.]]

* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/7/7b/Usa1987-03-09.gif/revision/latest?cb=20190921120940 There's this one with Booker's worm disguise.]]

* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/1/1a/Usa1988-04-17.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200307182050 Roy also learns never to tie just the real Wade's beak in his sleep to scare him, as the one on his inner tube is also capable of screaming.]]

* [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/garfield/images/5/52/Usa1988-02-08.gif Roy learns it's a bad idea to taunt Sheldon when he dares him to hit him with a snowball. Sheldon manages to throw a ginormous one at him!]]