History Funny / TwoIdiots

* Cherry showing Keith her vacation souvenirs, including a photo of the [[BottomlessPit Neverending Chasm of Nothing]], a column from the Tower of Babel, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and a picture from her visit to Niagra Falls]].

* The crowd explodes ([[HavingABlast quite literally]]) at Daddy Dearest challenging Keith to the sing-off

* After Cherry agrees to hang out and do "normal teen stuff" with Keith, he recieves a text message from her that says "What's 'normal teen stuff'?"

* After Cherry agrees to hang out and do "normal teen stuff" with Keith:
-->It was half an hour after that when Keith got a message from Cherry. ''What's "normal teen stuff"?''

* As Cherry is leaving for the event, Daddy Dearest mentions that there will be a "special guest" at the event:

* In the theater, Keith and Cherry have this conversation.

** Later on, Daddy Dearest does the ''exact same thing'' while talking to Keith! They just can't leave that poor kid alone, huh?

* When Keith arrives at the complex, he's greeted by an imp:
-->He was pulling out his map when a tall figure approached him.

-->He was wearing blue jeans and a large black jacket with a gold chain with a locket attached to it. He was also wearing a bandana, and, from what Keith could tell, had some sort of red skin. Keith felt sorry for the guy. Must have had a bad sunburn. The man looked him over a bit. "You a demon?" the man said, his voice [[EvilSoundsDeep deep and imposing]].

-->Keith blinked. "I'm sorry?"

-->"I said, are you a demon?"

-->"Is that like a band, or-"

-->The man ''sniffed'' Keith(???). "Huh. You're a human." He digged in his pocket, pulling up a similar gold chain and draping it around Keith's neck. "C'mon. I gotta bring you somewhere."

-->Keith took a step back. He was waiting all month for this convention, and he didn't want to waste it because some weirdo was trying to kidnap him or indoctrinate him into a cult or whatever.
* After Cherry asks how her dad knew about Keith:

* Afterwards:
-->"Oh, yes. I got to work on some stuff at home." Cherry responded. "You could walk me home- if you want..." Cherry said, realizing how that sounded.

-->Keith tensed. "Wait, but isn't your dad going to be there?"

-->"He ''shouldn't'' be." Cherry answered.

-->"Well, if he's not here, then I'm fine with [[FreudianSlip walking you home]]- I mean... walking home with you." Keith told Cherry, changing his phrasing at the last minute as well.

-->The ex-rockstar's grin turned a little bit more humble. "One of your mom's guys was driving by to get his guitar fixed when he saw you and the little man over there hangin' out at Rpagio's like a couple of lovebirds."

-->He was wearing blue jeans and a large black jacket with a gold chain with a locket attached to it. He was also wearing a bandana, and, from what Keith could tell, had some sort of red skin. Keith felt sorry for the guy. Must have had a bad sunburn. The man looked him over a bit. "You a demon?" the man said, his voice deep and imposing.

-->Cherry blushed harder. "It's not- we didn't- [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend WE'RE NOT LOVEBIRDS]]!" Cherry sputtered out. "We're just ''friends!'' We met at Rpagio's and we liked each other's music, so we started hanging out together! Right?" She said, turning to Keith, silently begging him to speak out.

-->Keith, unfortunately, was far too shocked to say anything, but he managed with a weak nod.

-->"Cherry, could you slap me?" he asked.

-->Cherry stopped. "What?"

-->"[[DreamRealityCheck I just want to make sure I'm not dreaming this up]]. Maybe I got concussed and I'm dreaming this all out."

-->Cherry hesitated for a bit before smacking Keith over the side of his face.

-->Yep, he wasn't dreaming. ''"Ow!"'' Keith yelped, putting a hand to his quickly-turning-red cheek.

-->Cherry winced. "Ohmigosh, I'm so sorry!" she cried, before putting her hand on Keith's cheek as well. "I didn't mean to slap you that hard-"

-->"Hey, don't worry about it!" Keith said. "It's fine! It's... actually kind of a relief, really."

-->"A ''relief?"'' Cherry questioned.

-->"Yeah, because I'm not stuck in a dream world or anything-"

-->"How is everything that just happened to you a ''relief!?"''

-->Keith blinked. "Well-"

-->"You got carted off into a ''realm of demons'' because you happened to barely associate with me, and now you're being challenged by my dad to a rap battle over your ''life!"''

-->"Well, it's not over my ''life-"''

-->"You ''do'' realize it's a packed theater out there, right?"

-->"...Okay, it might be over my life."

* Cherry showing Keith her vacation souvenirs, including a photo of the [[BottomlessPit Neverending Chasm of Nothing]], a saved column from the Tower of Babel, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and a picture from her visit to Niagra Falls]].

-->It was half an hour after that when Keith got a message from Cherry. What's "normal teen stuff?"

* Cherry showing Keith her vacation souvenirs, including a photo of the [[BottomlessPit Neverending Chasm of Nothing]], a saved column from the Tower of Babel, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and a picture from her visit to Niagra Falls]].

-->"Oh. Uh-" Keith shot an angry, almost betrayed look at Cherry. She shrugged her shoulders slightly.

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