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* Stephen Fry's ''marvelous'' reaction when [[spoiler:Heller returns from his attempt to sacrifice himself to end the terrorist threat, and tells the Prime Minister he's sure he would have done the same for America.]]
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** Later, a Secret Service agent sees them sneaking out. While Heller tries to make an excuse, Jack comes from behind and punches him out.

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** Later, a Secret Service agent sees them sneaking out. While Heller tries to make an excuse, Jack comes from behind and punches him out. Heller is taken aback:
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* Jack needs to get access to a criminal organization's inner circle quickly, and the only way he can think of is to bring them one of their enemies. His superiors reluctantly give him access to one of the worst criminals they have access to -- only for Jack to shoot him dead the minute he sees him as there is no time to convince the criminal to play along, and Jack believes there is a quicker way to gain the organization's trust:

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* Jack needs to get access to a criminal organization's inner circle quickly, and the only way he can think of is to bring them one of their enemies. His superiors reluctantly give him access to one of the worst criminals they have access to -- only for Jack to shoot him dead the minute he sees him him, as there is no time to convince the criminal to play along, and Jack believes there is a quicker way to gain the organization's trust:



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMN_HFkO8Ks Jack to Nina]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMN_HFkO8Ks Jack to Nina]]Nina]]:



* At the end of the season, after spending the whole day [[ObstructiveBureaucrat pissing on everyone's chips]], outright supporting the warmongering in Washington, arresting Tony and Michelle and generally being an arse, Ryan Chappelle is sitting at Tony's desk after Jack, Tony and Michelle's efforts have saved the day:

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* At the end of the season, after spending the whole day [[ObstructiveBureaucrat pissing on everyone's chips]], outright supporting the warmongering in Washington, arresting Tony and Michelle Michelle, and generally being an arse, Ryan Chappelle is sitting at Tony's desk after Jack, Tony Tony, and Michelle's efforts have saved the day:






* In the first episode, Adam believes that Kim shouldn't be working in CTU and thinks she's only there because of her father. Kim's response to this is nonchalantly locking him out of the system and only lets him in again once he takes back his words.

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* In the first episode, Adam believes that Kim shouldn't be working in CTU and thinks she's only there because of her father. Kim's response to this is nonchalantly locking him out of the system system, and she only lets him in again once he takes back his words.






--> '''Chloe''': (''takes off the device meant to check her blood pressure frustrated'') Look I'm fine, I'm the one who did the shooting.

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--> '''Chloe''': (''takes off the device meant to check her blood pressure pressure, frustrated'') Look I'm fine, I'm the one who did the shooting.






* Chloe Tasers a guy trying to hit on her while she helps Jack from a hotel bar. Later, when the guy starts to wake up, Chloe tasers him ''again'' [[OffhandBackhand while barely looking away from her computer.]]

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* Chloe Tasers tasers a guy trying to hit on her while she helps Jack from a hotel bar. Later, when the guy starts to wake up, Chloe tasers him ''again'' [[OffhandBackhand while barely looking away from her computer.]]



--> '''Chloe:''' Are you kidding? If you really want the details I'll write you a report.

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--> '''Chloe:''' Are you kidding? If you really want the details details, I'll write you a report.



* Chloe reaming out Kim's shrink Landes:

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* Chloe reaming out Kim's shrink shrink, Landes:









* The FBI has tracked down a suspect whom they inform Jack is ex-SAS. Jack Bauer says with complete focus "Does he have a family?". Everyone in the room shoots him a look that's a combination of "You wouldn't" and "Oh God, he will." Jack then calmly says that he's ex-Special Forces so he won't break unless they target his family. It's a morbid scene but the look everyone gives Jack Bauer is priceless.

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* The FBI has tracked down a suspect whom they inform Jack is ex-SAS. Jack Bauer says says, with complete focus focus, "Does he have a family?". Everyone in the room shoots him a look that's a combination of "You wouldn't" and "Oh God, he will." Jack then calmly says that he's ex-Special Forces Forces, so he won't break unless they target his family. It's a morbid scene scene, but the look everyone gives Jack Bauer is priceless.






** That was quite possibly one of the greatest moments in ''24''. [[spoiler: Logan nearly in tears was just the icing on the cake!]]

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** That was quite possibly one of the greatest moments in ''24''. [[spoiler: Logan [[spoiler:Logan nearly in tears was just the icing on the cake!]]






* While trying to evade a missile launched from a drone Jack forgoes the badge in a FlashedBadgeHijack and just punches a civilian and takes his vehicle without saying anything!
* President Heller secretly agrees to Margo Al-Harazi's demand and gets Jack to take him to Wembley Stadium to be killed. First Jack takes out his tracking device in his arm. Heller winces in pain:
-->'''Heller:'''"Yikes! Ow!"
** Later a Secret Service agent sees them sneaking out. While Heller tries to make an excuse, Jack comes from behind and punches him out.

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* While trying to evade a missile launched from a drone drone, Jack forgoes the badge in a FlashedBadgeHijack and just punches a civilian and takes his vehicle without saying anything!
* President Heller secretly agrees to Margo Al-Harazi's demand and gets Jack to take him to Wembley Stadium to be killed. First First, Jack takes out his tracking device in his arm. Heller winces in pain:
-->'''Heller:'''"Yikes! -->'''Heller:''' "Yikes! Ow!"
** Later Later, a Secret Service agent sees them sneaking out. While Heller tries to make an excuse, Jack comes from behind and punches him out.
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* President Heller agrees to Margo Al-Harazi's demand and gets Jack to secretly take him to Wembley Stadium to be killed. Jack takes out his tracking device in his arm. Heller winces in pain:

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* President Heller secretly agrees to Margo Al-Harazi's demand and gets Jack to secretly take him to Wembley Stadium to be killed. First Jack takes out his tracking device in his arm. Heller winces in pain:



** Later a secret service agent sees them on the way out. While Heller tries to make an excuse, Jack comes from behind and punches him out.

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-->'''Heller:''' Jeez Jack!

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-->'''Heller:''' Jeez Jeez, Jack!
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** Later a secret service agent sees them on the way out. While Heller tries to explain, Jack comes from behind and punches him out.

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'''Heller:'''"Yikes! Ow!"

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'''Heller:'''"Yikes! -->'''Heller:'''"Yikes! Ow!"



'''Heller:''' Jeez Jack!

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'''Heller:''' -->'''Heller:''' Jeez Jack!
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Later a secret service agent sees them on the way out. While Heller tries to explain, Jack comes from behind and punches him out.

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* President Heller agrees to Margo Al-Harazi's demand and gets Jack to secretly take him to Wembley Stadium to be killed. Jack takes out his tracking device in his arm. Heller winces in pain:
'''Heller:'''"Yikes! Ow!"
Later a secret service agent sees them on the way out. While Heller tries to explain, Jack comes from behind and punches him out.
'''Heller:''' Jeez Jack!
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* While trying to evade a missile launched from a drone Jack forgoes the badge in a FlashedBadgeHijack and just punches a civilian and takes his vehicle without saying anything!
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* Morgan injects herself with prophynol so that Jack's contacts can't interrogate her. Turns out they have drugs that can wake her up anyway. The OhCrap on Jack's face is priceless.
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* Day 9 is darkly meta-funny when you think about it. In this season, people actually do the things they need to do. Examples follow:
** When Morgan finally gets the evidence about Al-Harazi's drone hijacking plot, his boss connects her to the chief of staff, who connects her to the president, who orders all US drones to be grounded right away. You won't see this in the other seasons.
** Nearing the end of episode 6, M15 officers interfere just when Jack's arms dealer is about to plug in the virus that will allow the good guys to track the bad guys. It looks like this whole episode will amount to naught and we'll have to wait another week to see what other play Jack can come up with... But no, at the end, Jack manages to hit the enter button. Really.
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->'''Adrian:''' You don't need to keep reminding me of it.
->'''Chloe:''' Actually, I do. I'm thinking every day for the rest of your life.

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->'''Adrian:''' -->'''Adrian:''' You don't need to keep reminding me of it.
->'''Chloe:''' -->'''Chloe:''' Actually, I do. I'm thinking every day for the rest of your life.
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* After Adrian apologizes for screwing over Jack:
->'''Adrian:''' You don't need to keep reminding me of it.
->'''Chloe:''' Actually, I do. I'm thinking every day for the rest of your life.

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* Day 1's minor villain Ira Gaines had a couple:

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* Day 1's minor villain Villain Ira Gaines had has a couple:



* Day 2: Jack needs to get access to a criminal organization's inner circle quickly, and the only way he can think of is to bring them one of their enemies. His superiors reluctantly give him access to one of the worst criminals they have access to -- only for Jack to shoot him dead the minute he sees him as there is no time to convince the criminal to play along, and Jack believes there is a quicker way to gain the organization's trust:

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* Day 2: Jack needs to get access to a criminal organization's inner circle quickly, and the only way he can think of is to bring them one of their enemies. His superiors reluctantly give him access to one of the worst criminals they have access to -- only for Jack to shoot him dead the minute he sees him as there is no time to convince the criminal to play along, and Jack believes there is a quicker way to gain the organization's trust:



* At the end of Day 2, after spending the whole day [[ObstructiveBureaucrat pissing on everyone's chips]], outright supporting the warmongering in Washington, arresting Tony and Michelle and generally being an arse, Ryan Chappelle is sitting at Tony's desk after Jack, Tony and Michelle's efforts have saved the day:

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* At the end of Day 2, the season, after spending the whole day [[ObstructiveBureaucrat pissing on everyone's chips]], outright supporting the warmongering in Washington, arresting Tony and Michelle and generally being an arse, Ryan Chappelle is sitting at Tony's desk after Jack, Tony and Michelle's efforts have saved the day:



* In the first episode of Season 3, Adam believes that Kim shouldn't be working in CTU and thinks she's only there because of her father. Kim's response to this is nonchalantly locking him out of the system and only lets him in again once he takes back his words.
* Season 3, pretty much the entirety of Tony's interaction with Nina in the interrogation room, starting with Nina's attempted HannibalLecture, [[IncrediblyLamePun climaxing]] at the revelation that her pulse notably spiked when Tony told her that the medical records of the man they were looking for, who she had ''claimed'' she'd never actually met in person, showed that he had been treated for HIV, and ending with her calmly answering one of Tony's questions [[BreathlessNonSequitur by informing him that his neck has started bleeding again]].
* Season 3, episode 23: Sherry getting punched in the face. Not quite as funny as Mandy, but she sure had it coming for a long time.

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* In the first episode of Season 3, episode, Adam believes that Kim shouldn't be working in CTU and thinks she's only there because of her father. Kim's response to this is nonchalantly locking him out of the system and only lets him in again once he takes back his words.
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* Season 3, pretty Episode 14: Pretty much the entirety of Tony's interaction with Nina in the interrogation room, starting with Nina's attempted HannibalLecture, [[IncrediblyLamePun climaxing]] at the revelation that her pulse notably spiked when Tony told her that the medical records of the man they were looking for, who she had ''claimed'' she'd never actually met in person, showed that he had been treated for HIV, and ending with her calmly answering one of Tony's questions [[BreathlessNonSequitur by informing him that his neck has started bleeding again]].
* Season 3, episode Episode 23: Sherry getting punched in the face. Not quite as funny as Mandy, but she sure had it coming for a long time.



* Season 4, Jack and Audrey have to lay low for awhile at Tony's place, and they can't have anyone who knows that they're there leave the house, so Tony's new girlfriend gets detained when she has to go to work. Jack's [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique usual methods of dealing with people]] aren't working so well, so Audrey tries to talk things out, girl to girl.

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* Season 4, Jack and Audrey have to lay low for awhile at Tony's place, and they can't have anyone who knows that they're there leave the house, so Tony's new girlfriend gets detained when she has to go to work. Jack's [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique usual methods of dealing with people]] aren't working so well, so Audrey tries to talk things out, girl to girl.



* In season four:

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* In season four:Episode 8:



* The scene from Day 4: [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome After Chloe has gunned down some terrorist assassins who were trying to kill here with an M-16.]] Chloe, being Chloe drops this to one of the medical personal sent to check and see if she's okay. (paraphrased)

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* The scene from Day 4: Episode 20: [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome After Chloe she has gunned down some a terrorist assassins assassin who were was trying to kill here her with an M-16.]] Chloe, being M-16]], Chloe (being Chloe) drops this to one of the medical personal sent to check and see if she's okay. (paraphrased)



* Season 4: CTU has apprehended a suspect connected with the terrorist plot of that season. The terrorists find out about this and call "Amnesty Global" to delay the interrogation so their plot can happen. Jack Bauer's reaction when he finds out from his boss, Bill Buchanan, about all this is priceless. Especially Buchanan's response to Bauer storming away.

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* Season 4: In Episode 18, CTU has apprehended apprehends a suspect connected with the terrorist plot of that season. plot. The terrorists find out about this and call "Amnesty Global" to delay the interrogation so their plot can happen.interrogation. Jack Bauer's reaction when he finds out from his boss, Bill Buchanan, about all this is priceless. Especially Buchanan's response to Bauer storming away.



* Season 4: Mandy getting punched in the face. It's a combination of the framing of the shot (namely the [[DynamicEntry entering of Curtis Manning's fist]]) and Mia Kirshner's facial expression.

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** At the end of the episode, Jack interrogates the suspect with [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique his usual methods]]. Afterwards, he calmly says "This'll help you with the pain..." and ''knocks him unconscious''.
* Season 4: Episode 23: Mandy getting punched in the face. It's a combination of the framing of the shot (namely the [[DynamicEntry entering of Curtis Manning's fist]]) and Mia Kirshner's facial expression.



* Shari from season 5 suspecting Buchanan of inappropriate conduct:

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* Shari from season 5 suspecting Buchanan of inappropriate conduct:



* Season 5, Chloe Tasers a guy trying to hit on her while she helps Jack from a hotel bar. Later, when the guy starts to wake up, Chloe tasers him ''again'' [[OffhandBackhand while barely looking away from her computer.]]
* Season 5, Myles suspects Chloe of stopping the satellite feed (correctly), so he corners her coming out of the bathroom:

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* Season 5, Chloe Tasers a guy trying to hit on her while she helps Jack from a hotel bar. Later, when the guy starts to wake up, Chloe tasers him ''again'' [[OffhandBackhand while barely looking away from her computer.]]
* Season 5, Myles Miles suspects Chloe of stopping the satellite feed (correctly), so he corners her coming out of the bathroom:



* Season 5:

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* Season 5:Episode 4:



* The dialogue between Karen Hayes and Tom Lennox in season six after he's been held captive for a while.
-->'''Karen:''' What happened Tom? Did you fall down the stairs?
-->'''Tom:''' No Karen. I tripped on your ineptitude.

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* The dialogue between Karen Hayes and Tom Lennox in season six after he's been held captive for a while.
she notices the bruise on his head.
-->'''Karen:''' What happened Tom? Did someone push you fall down the stairs?
-->'''Tom:''' No Karen. No, Karen, I tripped on over your ineptitude.



* Day 7, hour 20: [[spoiler:Tony Almeida]] is double-crossed by the person he hired to collect one of the weapons used by the terrorists. The double-crosser is overpowered and dragged to the bathroom for interrogation, where he expires between scenes, with his head propped against the side of a bathtub. In the next scene, the interrogator is seen coming out of the bathroom, freshly showered -- with the body still in the same position as before, evidently forgotten by the people in the room.
* Day 7: Marika and her sister Rosa are having a heated argument about Marika's boyfriend Samuel. Then Jack and Renee smash their way in with guns. The look of astonishment on the girls' faces is priceless.
* Day 7: The First Gentleman, Henry Taylor, gets drugged and can't speak properly:

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* Day 7, hour Hour 20: [[spoiler:Tony Almeida]] is double-crossed by the person he hired to collect one of the weapons used by the terrorists. The double-crosser is overpowered and dragged to the bathroom for interrogation, where he expires between scenes, with his head propped against the side of a bathtub. In the next scene, the interrogator is seen coming out of the bathroom, freshly showered -- with the body still in the same position as before, evidently forgotten by the people in the room.
* Day 7: Marika and her sister Rosa are having a heated argument about Marika's boyfriend Samuel. Then Jack and Renee smash their way in with guns. The look of astonishment on the girls' faces is priceless.
* Day 7: The First Gentleman, Henry Taylor, gets drugged and can't speak properly:



* Season 7, episode 11/12: Jack is in the middle of [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique interrogating]] a government official who's working for the terrorists, when the president calls and, despite his efforts to justify his actions, she orders him to stand down. Jack's responds by tasering the phone.
* In Season 7, there's John Quinn's gigantic OhCrap reaction when Jack flips over the trailer he's in ''with the backhoe of a bulldozer''.
* Season 7: The FBI has tracked down a suspect whom they inform Jack is ex-SAS. Jack Bauer says with complete focus "Does he have a family?". Everyone in the room shoots him a look that's a combination of "You wouldn't" and "Oh God, he will.". Jack then calmly says that he's ex-Special Forces so he won't break unless they target his family. It's a morbid scene but the look everyone gives Jack Bauer is priceless.
* Season 7:
-->'''Tim Woods''': The doctors are surprised [=Hodges=] pulled through.

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* Season 7, episode 11/12: Episode 11: Jack is in the middle of [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique interrogating]] a government official who's working for the terrorists, when the president calls and, despite his efforts to justify his actions, she orders him to stand down. Jack's responds by tasering the phone.
* In Season 7, there's John Quinn's gigantic OhCrap reaction when Jack flips over the trailer he's in ''with the backhoe of a bulldozer''.
* Season 7: The FBI has tracked down a suspect whom they inform Jack is ex-SAS. Jack Bauer says with complete focus "Does he have a family?". Everyone in the room shoots him a look that's a combination of "You wouldn't" and "Oh God, he will.". " Jack then calmly says that he's ex-Special Forces so he won't break unless they target his family. It's a morbid scene but the look everyone gives Jack Bauer is priceless.
* Season 7:
Episode 20:
-->'''Tim Woods''': The doctors are surprised [=Hodges=] [Hodges] pulled through.



* In season 8, [[spoiler: when a cocky Charles Logan spots a renegade Jack Bauer, armed with an assault rifle and wearing a body suit (complete with blast shield face mask and kevlar). Logan's '[[OhCrap oh shit!!!!]]' expression said it all, but his exasperated cries of "'''IT'S JACK BAUER!'''" made an already amusing ([[CrowningMomentOfAwesome and completely badass]]) moment downright hilarious]].

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* In season 8, [[spoiler: when Episode 22, [[spoiler:when a cocky Charles Logan spots a renegade Jack Bauer, armed with an assault rifle and wearing a body suit (complete with blast shield face mask and kevlar). Logan's '[[OhCrap oh shit!!!!]]' expression said it all, but his exasperated cries of "'''IT'S JACK BAUER!'''" made an already amusing ([[CrowningMomentOfAwesome and completely badass]]) moment downright hilarious]].


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* At the end of Episode 3, Jack realizes he needs a diversion in order to enter the US Embassy. So he discreetly [[spoiler:'''shoots''' some unlucky protesters in the leg and screams "THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US! THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US!"]] It works, and it makes for a darkly hilarious final scene.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ai3WnJfzGo This]] scene is legendary. Jack and George Mason are, quite literally, out in the field. Jack, with Mason behind him, dramatically climbs and leaps over a fence. Mason slowly walks forward and nudges the fence slightly, allowing him to smoothly step past it. The look Mason gives Jack afterwards is absolutely priceless.



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMN_HFkO8Ks Jack to Nina]]
-->'''Nina:''' He is gonna put a bullet in my head before I can say hello and then he's gonna turn the gun on himself.
-->'''Jack:''' We'll make sure he doesn't turn the gun on himself.



* Chloe offers to talk with Jack about anything he needs to. Jack reacts with a look of pure horror. Chole's face after he leaves is all, [[SarcasmMode "Well, that went well."]]
* Season 4: CTU has apprehended a suspect connected with the terrorist plot of that season. The terrorists find out about this and call "Amnesty Global" to delay the interrogation so their plot can happen. Jack Bauer's reaction when he finds out from his boss, Bill Buchanan, about all this is priceless. Especially Buchanan's response to Bauer storming away.
-->'''Buchanan:''' Ah, Jack! Don't make it worse!
* Season 4: Mandy getting punched in the face. It's a combination of the framing of the shot (namely the [[DynamicEntry entering of Curtis Manning's fist]]) and Mia Kirshner's facial expression.



* Chloe reaming out Kim's shrink Landes:
--> '''Mr. Landes:''' This is a dangerous situation. Tempers are high. So everybody just breathe.
--> '''Chloe:''' What is with you and breathing? Is that your solution for everything?
* Season 5:
-->'''Chloe''': This Lynn [=McGill=] person is really slowing things down.
-->'''Spenser''': Yeah, that's his style. I worked with him once before. He usually loses about 20% of his staff in the first couple of days after taking control of a new office.
-->'''Chloe''': That many people quit?
-->'''Spenser''': No, most of them were fired.



* Possibly the best part of Season 6 are all the awkward, disbelieving, if-you-weren't-my-boss-I-would-be-facepalming-so-hard facial expressions Tom Lennox makes in regard to [[spoiler:Vice President Daniels' affair with his assistant.]] Then Tom is required to spend the next 40 minutes having to [[spoiler:watch Lisa get it on with her other lover.]]
-->'''Tom Lennox:''' And... finally, we're done.



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* Watching two not-very-bright characters trying to rob a warehouse with assistance from a VoiceWithAnInternetConnection is hilarious. They start to panic when the codes don't open the door, only to find out they were at the wrong door. "31'''01'''. This is 3110." Cue the most impatient and priceless "OMG you '''idiots'''" expression from [[spoiler:Dana Walsh]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ai3WnJfzGo This]] scene is legendary. Jack and George Mason are, quite literally, out in the field. Jack, with Mason behind him, dramatically climbs and leaps over a fence. Mason slowly walks forward and nudges the fence slightly, allowing him to smoothly step past it. The look Mason gives Jack afterwards is absolutely priceless.
* Chloe reaming out Kim's shrink Landes:
--> '''Mr. Landes:''' This is a dangerous situation. Tempers are high. So everybody just breathe.
--> '''Chloe:''' What is with you and breathing? Is that your solution for everything?



* Possibly the best part of Season 6 are all the awkward, disbelieving, if-you-weren't-my-boss-I-would-be-facepalming-so-hard facial expressions Tom Lennox makes in regard to [[spoiler:Vice President Daniels' affair with his assistant.]] Then Tom is required to spend the next 40 minutes having to [[spoiler:watch Lisa get it on with her other lover.]]
-->'''Tom Lennox:''' And... finally, we're done.



%%* Every single Chloeism.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMN_HFkO8Ks Jack to Nina]]
-->'''Nina:''' He is gonna put a bullet in my head before I can say hello and then he's gonna turn the gun on himself.
-->'''Jack:''' We'll make sure he doesn't turn the gun on himself.
* Chloe offers to talk with Jack about anything he needs to. Jack reacts with a look of pure horror. Chole's face after he leaves is all, [[SarcasmMode "Well, that went well."]]
* Season 4: CTU has apprehended a suspect connected with the terrorist plot of that season. The terrorists find out about this and call "Amnesty Global" to delay the interrogation so their plot can happen. Jack Bauer's reaction when he finds out from his boss, Bill Buchanan, about all this is priceless. Especially Buchanan's response to Bauer storming away.
-->'''Buchanan:''' Ah, Jack! Don't make it worse!
* Season 4: Mandy getting punched in the face. It's a combination of the framing of the shot (namely the [[DynamicEntry entering of Curtis Manning's fist]]) and Mia Kirschner's facial expression.

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%%* Every single Chloeism.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMN_HFkO8Ks Jack to Nina]]
-->'''Nina:''' He is gonna put a bullet in my head before I can say hello and then he's gonna turn the gun on himself.
-->'''Jack:''' We'll make sure he doesn't turn the gun on himself.
* Chloe offers to talk with Jack about anything he needs to. Jack reacts with a look of pure horror. Chole's face after he leaves is all, [[SarcasmMode "Well, that went well."]]
*
In Season 4: CTU has apprehended a suspect connected with the terrorist plot of that season. The terrorists find out about this and call "Amnesty Global" to delay the interrogation so their plot can happen. Jack Bauer's 7, there's John Quinn's gigantic OhCrap reaction when he finds out from his boss, Bill Buchanan, about all this is priceless. Especially Buchanan's response to Bauer storming away.
-->'''Buchanan:''' Ah, Jack! Don't make it worse!
* Season 4: Mandy getting punched in
Jack flips over the face. It's a combination of trailer he's in ''with the framing backhoe of the shot (namely the [[DynamicEntry entering of Curtis Manning's fist]]) and Mia Kirschner's facial expression.a bulldozer''.



* Season 5:
-->'''Chloe''': This Lynn [=McGill=] person is really slowing things down.
-->'''Spenser''': Yeah, that's his style. I worked with him once before. He usually loses about 20% of his staff in the first couple of days after taking control of a new office.
-->'''Chloe''': That many people quit?
-->'''Spenser''': No, most of them were fired.



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* Watching two not-very-bright characters trying to rob a warehouse with assistance from a VoiceWithAnInternetConnection is hilarious. They start to panic when the codes don't open the door, only to find out they were at the wrong door. "31'''01'''. This is 3110." Cue the most impatient and priceless "OMG you '''idiots'''" expression from [[spoiler:Dana Walsh]].



* In Season 7, there's John Quinn's gigantic OhCrap reaction when Jack flips over the trailer he's in ''with the backhoe of a bulldozer''.

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* In season four:
-->'''Powell:''' Who are you guys? Police? FBI?
-->'''Tony:''' Actually, I'm currently unemployed.
* The scene from Day 4: [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome After Chloe has gunned down some terrorist assassins who were trying to kill here with an M-16.]] Chloe, being Chloe drops this to one of the medical personal sent to check and see if she's okay. (paraphrased)
--> '''Chloe''': (''takes off the device meant to check her blood pressure frustrated'') Look I'm fine, I'm the one who did the shooting.



* Shari from season 5 suspecting Buchanan of inappropriate conduct:
-->"Did you see the way his hand brushed against my shoulder as he walked away? That's wrong. He shouldn't have done that."
* Season 5, Chloe Tasers a guy trying to hit on her while she helps Jack from a hotel bar. Later, when the guy starts to wake up, Chloe tasers him ''again'' [[OffhandBackhand while barely looking away from her computer.]]
* Season 5, Myles suspects Chloe of stopping the satellite feed (correctly), so he corners her coming out of the bathroom:
--> '''Myles:''' What were you doing?
--> '''Chloe:''' Are you kidding? If you really want the details I'll write you a report.
* When Chloe suggests for her ex-husband Morris to come in to help them with the day's events, Bill expresses incredulity, noting that he didn't think Morris was even on a government payroll anymore.
-->'''Chloe''': He's not.
-->'''Bill''': What's he doing?
-->'''Chloe''': He's selling women's shoes in Beverly Hills.
-->'''Bill''': (''beat'') [[FlatWhat What?]]
-->'''Karen''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Is this a joke?]]



* The dialogue between Karen Hayes and Tom Lennox in season six after he's been held captive for a while.
-->'''Karen:''' What happened Tom? Did you fall down the stairs?
-->'''Tom:''' No Karen. I tripped on your ineptitude.



* The dialogue between Karen Hayes and Tom Lennox in season six after he's been held captive for a while.
-->'''Karen:''' What happened Tom? Did you fall down the stairs?
-->'''Tom:''' No Karen. I tripped on your ineptitude.
* In season four:
-->'''Powell:''' Who are you guys? Police? FBI?
-->'''Tony:''' Actually, I'm currently unemployed.
* The scene from Day 4: [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome After Chloe has gunned down some terrorist assassins who were trying to kill here with an M-16.]] Chloe, being Chloe drops this to one of the medical personal sent to check and see if she's okay. (paraphrased)
--> '''Chloe''': (''takes off the device meant to check her blood pressure frustrated'') Look I'm fine, I'm the one who did the shooting.
* Shari from season 5 suspecting Buchanan of inappropriate conduct:
-->"Did you see the way his hand brushed against my shoulder as he walked away? That's wrong. He shouldn't have done that."
* Season 5, Chloe Tasers a guy trying to hit on her while she helps Jack from a hotel bar. Later, when the guy starts to wake up, Chloe tasers him ''again'' [[OffhandBackhand while barely looking away from her computer.]]
* Season 5, Myles suspects Chloe of stopping the satellite feed (correctly), so he corners her coming out of the bathroom:
--> '''Myles:''' What were you doing?
--> '''Chloe:''' Are you kidding? If you really want the details I'll write you a report.
* When Chloe suggests for her ex-husband Morris to come in to help them with the day's events, Bill expresses incredulity, noting that he didn't think Morris was even on a government payroll anymore.
-->'''Chloe''': He's not.
-->'''Bill''': What's he doing?
-->'''Chloe''': He's selling women's shoes in Beverly Hills.
-->'''Bill''': (''beat'') [[FlatWhat What?]]
-->'''Karen''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Is this a joke?]]

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* The dialogue between Karen Hayes and Tom Lennox in season six after he's been held captive for a while.
-->'''Karen:''' What happened Tom? Did you fall down the stairs?
-->'''Tom:''' No Karen. I tripped on your ineptitude.
* In season four:
-->'''Powell:''' Who are you guys? Police? FBI?
-->'''Tony:''' Actually, I'm currently unemployed.
* The scene from Day 4: [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome After Chloe has gunned down some terrorist assassins who were trying to kill here with an M-16.]] Chloe, being Chloe drops this to one of the medical personal sent to check and see if she's okay. (paraphrased)
--> '''Chloe''': (''takes off the device meant to check her blood pressure frustrated'') Look I'm fine, I'm the one who did the shooting.
* Shari from season 5 suspecting Buchanan of inappropriate conduct:
-->"Did you see the way his hand brushed against my shoulder as he walked away? That's wrong. He shouldn't have done that."
* Season 5, Chloe Tasers a guy trying to hit on her while she helps Jack from a hotel bar. Later, when the guy starts to wake up, Chloe tasers him ''again'' [[OffhandBackhand while barely looking away from her computer.]]
* Season 5, Myles suspects Chloe of stopping the satellite feed (correctly), so he corners her coming out of the bathroom:
--> '''Myles:''' What were you doing?
--> '''Chloe:''' Are you kidding? If you really want the details I'll write you a report.
* When Chloe suggests for her ex-husband Morris to come in to help them with the day's events, Bill expresses incredulity, noting that he didn't think Morris was even on a government payroll anymore.
-->'''Chloe''': He's not.
-->'''Bill''': What's he doing?
-->'''Chloe''': He's selling women's shoes in Beverly Hills.
-->'''Bill''': (''beat'') [[FlatWhat What?]]
-->'''Karen''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Is this a joke?]]

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* Day 2: Jack needs to get access to a criminal organization's inner circle quickly, and the only way he can think of is to bring them one of their enemies. His superiors reluctantly give him access to one of the worst criminals they have access to -- only for Jack to shoot him dead the minute he sees him as there is no time to convince the criminal to play along, and Jack believes there is a quicker way to gain the organization's trust:
-->'''Jack:''' [[OffWithHisHead I'm gonna need a hacksaw.]]
** Made all the more morbidly amusing by George Mason's shocked response.
* At the end of Day 2, after spending the whole day [[ObstructiveBureaucrat pissing on everyone's chips]], outright supporting the warmongering in Washington, arresting Tony and Michelle and generally being an arse, Ryan Chappelle is sitting at Tony's desk after Jack, Tony and Michelle's efforts have saved the day:
-->'''Chappelle:''' Tony, that was District Director Vaughn. He's so happy with what [[FakeUltimateHero we]] did here today, he doesn't know where to start.
-->'''Tony:''' That's great.
-->'''Chappelle:''' So... what's up, my friend?
-->'''Tony:''' Well, uhh... it's like this. Either fire me, or get out of my chair.



* In the first episode of Season 3, Adam believes that Kim shouldn't be working in CTU and thinks she's only there because of her father. Kim's response to this is nonchalantly locking him out of the system and only lets him in again once he takes back his words.
* Season 3, pretty much the entirety of Tony's interaction with Nina in the interrogation room, starting with Nina's attempted HannibalLecture, [[IncrediblyLamePun climaxing]] at the revelation that her pulse notably spiked when Tony told her that the medical records of the man they were looking for, who she had ''claimed'' she'd never actually met in person, showed that he had been treated for HIV, and ending with her calmly answering one of Tony's questions [[BreathlessNonSequitur by informing him that his neck has started bleeding again]].
* Season 3, episode 23: Sherry getting punched in the face. Not quite as funny as Mandy, but she sure had it coming for a long time.



* Season 4, Jack and Audrey have to lay low for awhile at Tony's place, and they can't have anyone who knows that they're there leave the house, so Tony's new girlfriend gets detained when she has to go to work. Jack's [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique usual methods of dealing with people]] aren't working so well, so Audrey tries to talk things out, girl to girl.
-->'''Audrey:''' Your boss will have to understand.
-->'''Jen:''' And what if he doesn't?
-->'''Audrey:''' I could have him killed.
** In turn, there's Jack's deadpan reaction to meeting Jen after she yells at him.
-->'''Jack:''' She seems nice.



* Day 2: Jack needs to get access to a criminal organization's inner circle quickly, and the only way he can think of is to bring them one of their enemies. His superiors reluctantly give him access to one of the worst criminals they have access to -- only for Jack to shoot him dead the minute he sees him as there is no time to convince the criminal to play along, and Jack believes there is a quicker way to gain the organization's trust:
-->'''Jack:''' [[OffWithHisHead I'm gonna need a hacksaw.]]
** Made all the more morbidly amusing by George Mason's shocked response.
* At the end of Day 2, after spending the whole day [[ObstructiveBureaucrat pissing on everyone's chips]], outright supporting the warmongering in Washington, arresting Tony and Michelle and generally being an arse, Ryan Chappelle is sitting at Tony's desk after Jack, Tony and Michelle's efforts have saved the day:
-->'''Chappelle:''' Tony, that was District Director Vaughn. He's so happy with what [[FakeUltimateHero we]] did here today, he doesn't know where to start.
-->'''Tony:''' That's great.
-->'''Chappelle:''' So... what's up, my friend?
-->'''Tony:''' Well, uhh... it's like this. Either fire me, or get out of my chair.
* In the first episode of Season 3, Adam believes that Kim shouldn't be working in CTU and thinks she's only there because of her father. Kim's response to this is nonchalantly locking him out of the system and only lets him in again once he takes back his words.
* Season 3, pretty much the entirety of Tony's interaction with Nina in the interrogation room, starting with Nina's attempted HannibalLecture, [[IncrediblyLamePun climaxing]] at the revelation that her pulse notably spiked when Tony told her that the medical records of the man they were looking for, who she had ''claimed'' she'd never actually met in person, showed that he had been treated for HIV, and ending with her calmly answering one of Tony's questions [[BreathlessNonSequitur by informing him that his neck has started bleeding again]].
* Season 3, episode 23: Sherry getting punched in the face. Not quite as funny as Mandy, but she sure had it coming for a long time.
* Season 4, Jack and Audrey have to lay low for awhile at Tony's place, and they can't have anyone who knows that they're there leave the house, so Tony's new girlfriend gets detained when she has to go to work. Jack's [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique usual methods of dealing with people]] aren't working so well, so Audrey tries to talk things out, girl to girl.
-->'''Audrey:''' Your boss will have to understand.
-->'''Jen:''' And what if he doesn't?
-->'''Audrey:''' I could have him killed.
** In turn, there's Jack's deadpan reaction to meeting Jen after she yells at him.
-->'''Jack:''' She seems nice.

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* Day 2: Jack needs to get access to a criminal organization's inner circle quickly, and the only way he can think of is to bring them one of their enemies. His superiors reluctantly give him access to one of the worst criminals they have access to -- only for Jack to shoot him dead the minute he sees him as there is no time to convince the criminal to play along, and Jack believes there is a quicker way to gain the organization's trust:
-->'''Jack:''' [[OffWithHisHead I'm gonna need a hacksaw.]]
** Made all the more morbidly amusing by George Mason's shocked response.
* At the end of Day 2, after spending the whole day [[ObstructiveBureaucrat pissing on everyone's chips]], outright supporting the warmongering in Washington, arresting Tony and Michelle and generally being an arse, Ryan Chappelle is sitting at Tony's desk after Jack, Tony and Michelle's efforts have saved the day:
-->'''Chappelle:''' Tony, that was District Director Vaughn. He's so happy with what [[FakeUltimateHero we]] did here today, he doesn't know where to start.
-->'''Tony:''' That's great.
-->'''Chappelle:''' So... what's up, my friend?
-->'''Tony:''' Well, uhh... it's like this. Either fire me, or get out of my chair.
* In the first episode of Season 3, Adam believes that Kim shouldn't be working in CTU and thinks she's only there because of her father. Kim's response to this is nonchalantly locking him out of the system and only lets him in again once he takes back his words.
* Season 3, pretty much the entirety of Tony's interaction with Nina in the interrogation room, starting with Nina's attempted HannibalLecture, [[IncrediblyLamePun climaxing]] at the revelation that her pulse notably spiked when Tony told her that the medical records of the man they were looking for, who she had ''claimed'' she'd never actually met in person, showed that he had been treated for HIV, and ending with her calmly answering one of Tony's questions [[BreathlessNonSequitur by informing him that his neck has started bleeding again]].
* Season 3, episode 23: Sherry getting punched in the face. Not quite as funny as Mandy, but she sure had it coming for a long time.
* Season 4, Jack and Audrey have to lay low for awhile at Tony's place, and they can't have anyone who knows that they're there leave the house, so Tony's new girlfriend gets detained when she has to go to work. Jack's [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique usual methods of dealing with people]] aren't working so well, so Audrey tries to talk things out, girl to girl.
-->'''Audrey:''' Your boss will have to understand.
-->'''Jen:''' And what if he doesn't?
-->'''Audrey:''' I could have him killed.
** In turn, there's Jack's deadpan reaction to meeting Jen after she yells at him.
-->'''Jack:''' She seems nice.


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** That was quite possibly one of the greatest moments in ''24''. [[spoiler: Logan nearly in tears was just the icing on the cake!]]

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** That was quite possibly one of the greatest moments in ''24''. [[spoiler: Logan nearly in tears was just the icing on the cake!]]cake!]]
* In Season 7, there's John Quinn's gigantic OhCrap reaction when Jack flips over the trailer he's in ''with the backhoe of a bulldozer''.
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* When Chloe suggests that her ex-husband Morris comes in to help them with the day's events, Bill expresses incredulity, noting that he didn't think Morris was even on a government payroll anymore.

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* When Chloe suggests that for her ex-husband Morris comes to come in to help them with the day's events, Bill expresses incredulity, noting that he didn't think Morris was even on a government payroll anymore.
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* When Chloe suggests that her ex-husband Morris comes in to help them with the day's events, Bill expresses incredulity, noting that he didn't think Morris was even on a government payroll anymore.
-->'''Chloe''': He's not.
-->'''Bill''': What's he doing?
-->'''Chloe''': He's selling women's shoes in Beverly Hills.
-->'''Bill''': (''beat'') [[FlatWhat What?]]
-->'''Karen''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Is this a joke?]]
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* In the first episode of Season 3, Adam believes that Kim shouldn't be working in CTU and thinks she's only there because of her father. Kim's response to this is nonchalantly locking him out of the system and only lets him in again once he takes back his words.
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* Chloe offers to talk with Jack about anything he needs to. Jack reacts with a look of pure horror.

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* Chloe offers to talk with Jack about anything he needs to. Jack reacts with a look of pure horror. Chole's face after he leaves is all, [[SarcasmMode "Well, that went well."]]
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* The scene from Day 4: [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome After Chloe has gunned down some terrorist assassins who were trying to kill here with an M-16.]] Chloe, being Chloe drops this to one of the medical personal sent to check and see if she's okay. (paraphrased)
--> '''Chloe''': (''takes off the device meant to check her blood pressure frustrated'') Look I'm fine, I'm the one who did the shooting.
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* Season 1's minor villain Ira Gaines had a couple:

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* Day 7, hour 20: [[spoiler:Tony Almeida]] is double-crossed by the person he hired to collect one of the weapons used by the terrorists. The double-crosser is overpowered and dragged to the bathroom for interrogation, where he expires between scenes, with his head propped against the side of a bathtub. In the next scene, the interrogator is seen coming out of the bathroom, freshly showered -- with the body still in the same position as before, evidently forgotten by the people in the room.
* Day 7: Marika and her sister Rosa are having a heated argument about Marika's boyfriend Samuel. Then Jack and Renee smash their way in with guns. The look of astonishment on the girls' faces is priceless.
* Watching two not-very-bright characters trying to rob a warehouse with assistance from a VoiceWithAnInternetConnection is hilarious. They start to panic when the codes don't open the door, only to find out they were at the wrong door. "31'''01'''. This is 3110." Cue the most impatient and priceless "OMG you '''idiots'''" expression from [[spoiler:Dana Walsh]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ai3WnJfzGo This]] scene is legendary. Jack and George Mason are, quite literally, out in the field. Jack, with Mason behind him, dramatically climbs and leaps over a fence. Mason slowly walks forward and nudges the fence slightly, allowing him to smoothly step past it. The look Mason gives Jack afterwards is absolutely priceless.
* Ira Gaines had a couple:

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* Day 7, hour 20: [[spoiler:Tony Almeida]] is double-crossed by the person he hired to collect one of the weapons used by the terrorists. The double-crosser is overpowered and dragged to the bathroom for interrogation, where he expires between scenes, with his head propped against the side of a bathtub. In the next scene, the interrogator is seen coming out of the bathroom, freshly showered -- with the body still in the same position as before, evidently forgotten by the people in the room.
* Day 7: Marika and her sister Rosa are having a heated argument about Marika's boyfriend Samuel. Then Jack and Renee smash their way in with guns. The look of astonishment on the girls' faces is priceless.
* Watching two not-very-bright characters trying to rob a warehouse with assistance from a VoiceWithAnInternetConnection is hilarious. They start to panic when the codes don't open the door, only to find out they were at the wrong door. "31'''01'''. This is 3110." Cue the most impatient and priceless "OMG you '''idiots'''" expression from [[spoiler:Dana Walsh]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ai3WnJfzGo This]] scene is legendary. Jack and George Mason are, quite literally, out in the field. Jack, with Mason behind him, dramatically climbs and leaps over a fence. Mason slowly walks forward and nudges the fence slightly, allowing him to smoothly step past it. The look Mason gives Jack afterwards is absolutely priceless.
*
Season 1's minor villain Ira Gaines had a couple:



* Season 5, Chloe tasers a guy trying to hit on her while she helps Jack from a hotel bar. Later, when the guy starts to wake up, Chloe tasers him ''again'' [[OffhandBackhand while barely looking away from her computer.]]
* Season 5, Myles suspects Chloe of stopping the satellite feed (correctly), so he corners her coming out of the bathroom:
--> '''Myles:''' What were you doing?
--> '''Chloe:''' Are you kidding? If you really want the details I'll write you a report.
* Chloe reaming out Kim's shrink Landes:
--> '''Mr. Landes:''' This is a dangerous situation. Tempers are high. So everybody just breathe.
--> '''Chloe:''' What is with you and breathing? Is that your solution for everything?
* Day 7: The First Gentleman, Henry Taylor, gets drugged and can't speak properly:
-->"You killed my son, you killed Rrroger!"
* Possibly the best part of Season 6 are all the awkward, disbelieving, if-you-weren't-my-boss-I-would-be-facepalming-so-hard facial expressions Tom Lennox makes in regard to [[spoiler:Vice President Daniels' affair with his assistant.]] Then Tom is required to spend the next 40 minutes having to [[spoiler:watch Lisa get it on with her other lover.]]
-->'''Tom Lennox:''' And... finally, we're done.



* Season 7, episode 11/12: Jack is in the middle of [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique interrogating]] a government official who's working for the terrorists, when the president calls and, despite his efforts to justify his actions, she orders him to stand down. Jack's responds by tasering the phone.
* Shari from season 5 suspecting Buchanan of inappropriate conduct:
-->"Did you see the way his hand brushed against my shoulder as he walked away? That's wrong. He shouldn't have done that."

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* Season 7, 3, episode 11/12: Jack is 23: Sherry getting punched in the middle of [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique interrogating]] a government official who's working face. Not quite as funny as Mandy, but she sure had it coming for the terrorists, when the president calls and, despite his efforts to justify his actions, she orders him to stand down. Jack's responds by tasering the phone.
* Shari from season 5 suspecting Buchanan of inappropriate conduct:
-->"Did you see the way his hand brushed against my shoulder as he walked away? That's wrong. He shouldn't have done that."
a long time.



* Shari from season 5 suspecting Buchanan of inappropriate conduct:
-->"Did you see the way his hand brushed against my shoulder as he walked away? That's wrong. He shouldn't have done that."
* Season 5, Chloe Tasers a guy trying to hit on her while she helps Jack from a hotel bar. Later, when the guy starts to wake up, Chloe tasers him ''again'' [[OffhandBackhand while barely looking away from her computer.]]
* Season 5, Myles suspects Chloe of stopping the satellite feed (correctly), so he corners her coming out of the bathroom:
--> '''Myles:''' What were you doing?
--> '''Chloe:''' Are you kidding? If you really want the details I'll write you a report.
* Day 7, hour 20: [[spoiler:Tony Almeida]] is double-crossed by the person he hired to collect one of the weapons used by the terrorists. The double-crosser is overpowered and dragged to the bathroom for interrogation, where he expires between scenes, with his head propped against the side of a bathtub. In the next scene, the interrogator is seen coming out of the bathroom, freshly showered -- with the body still in the same position as before, evidently forgotten by the people in the room.
* Day 7: Marika and her sister Rosa are having a heated argument about Marika's boyfriend Samuel. Then Jack and Renee smash their way in with guns. The look of astonishment on the girls' faces is priceless.
* Watching two not-very-bright characters trying to rob a warehouse with assistance from a VoiceWithAnInternetConnection is hilarious. They start to panic when the codes don't open the door, only to find out they were at the wrong door. "31'''01'''. This is 3110." Cue the most impatient and priceless "OMG you '''idiots'''" expression from [[spoiler:Dana Walsh]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ai3WnJfzGo This]] scene is legendary. Jack and George Mason are, quite literally, out in the field. Jack, with Mason behind him, dramatically climbs and leaps over a fence. Mason slowly walks forward and nudges the fence slightly, allowing him to smoothly step past it. The look Mason gives Jack afterwards is absolutely priceless.
* Chloe reaming out Kim's shrink Landes:
--> '''Mr. Landes:''' This is a dangerous situation. Tempers are high. So everybody just breathe.
--> '''Chloe:''' What is with you and breathing? Is that your solution for everything?
* Day 7: The First Gentleman, Henry Taylor, gets drugged and can't speak properly:
-->"You killed my son, you killed Rrroger!"
* Possibly the best part of Season 6 are all the awkward, disbelieving, if-you-weren't-my-boss-I-would-be-facepalming-so-hard facial expressions Tom Lennox makes in regard to [[spoiler:Vice President Daniels' affair with his assistant.]] Then Tom is required to spend the next 40 minutes having to [[spoiler:watch Lisa get it on with her other lover.]]
-->'''Tom Lennox:''' And... finally, we're done.
* Season 7, episode 11/12: Jack is in the middle of [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique interrogating]] a government official who's working for the terrorists, when the president calls and, despite his efforts to justify his actions, she orders him to stand down. Jack's responds by tasering the phone.



* Season 3, episode 23: Sherry getting punched in the face. Not quite as funny as Mandy, but she sure had it coming for a long time.
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* Day 7, hour 21: [[spoiler:Tony Almeida]] is double-crossed by the person he hired to collect one of the weapons used by the terrorists. The double-crosser is overpowered and dragged to the bathroom for interrogation, where he expires between scenes, with his head propped against the side of a bathtub. In the next scene, the interrogator is seen coming out of the bathroom, freshly showered -- with the body still in the same position as before, evidently forgotten by the people in the room.

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* Day 7, hour 21: 20: [[spoiler:Tony Almeida]] is double-crossed by the person he hired to collect one of the weapons used by the terrorists. The double-crosser is overpowered and dragged to the bathroom for interrogation, where he expires between scenes, with his head propped against the side of a bathtub. In the next scene, the interrogator is seen coming out of the bathroom, freshly showered -- with the body still in the same position as before, evidently forgotten by the people in the room.

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