History Funny / TransformersAnimated

-->'''Ratchet:''' It's primitive...it's barbaric...there ought to be a law against it!
-->'''Optimus Prime:''' ...It's just an auto parts supply store, Ratchet.
-->'''Ratchet:''' You mean they actually sell spare parts on the open market? What kind of malfunction would be crass enough to buy this stuff?
-->'''Bumblebee:''' [[AnswerCut Hey guys, check out my new horn!]]

-->'''Hothead Blitzwing:''' Careful, you copper-clad klutz! You stepped in something!
-->*faceswap*
-->'''Random Blitzwing:''' But with a few dancing lessons, you'll soon be as light on your servos as me, cha, cha, cha!
-->'''Lugnut:''' Silence, Blitzwing! I did not follow this beacon halfway across the galaxy for DANCING LESSONS!

-->'''Lugnut:''' I WILL NOT HIDE! I WILL STAND PROUDLY AND SHOUT MEGATRON'S NAME TO THE HEAVENS!
-->'''Megatron:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, for spark's sake...]] Lugnut, you iron brained idiot. We don't need to attract any unnecessary attention...
* Nature Calls: Let's not forget what happens after Bumblebee tries to use his media player in conjunction with Prowl's hologram projecter to watch a horror movie... and when Prowl crushes Bumblebee's media player...

* From "Megatron Rising Pt. 1", Starscream is in the middle of monologuing to Megatron about [[ShameIfSomethingHappened how easy it would be to walk right in and terminate him]] in the state he’s in. Then Bumblebee charges in directly firing at Starscream. Starscream doesn’t even flinch and is more bothered by something else.

* In "Megatron Rising Pt. 2," Blitzwing is facing off the Autobots and has the upper hand. Prowl has Bumblebee employ his greatest weapon ([[MotorMouth his obnoxious personality]]) and continually [[IShallTauntYou talk]] [[YouFightLikeACow smack]] to Blitzwing, who is strafing the Autobots in his jet fighter mode. This upsets Blitzwing, and causes him to switch to his [[FunnySchizophrenia Angry]] 'Hothead' persona and attack them with his even ''more'' heavily armed tank mode. Blitzwing has PersonalityPowers, but is also an InvoluntaryShapeshifter, and his transformations happen about as quickly as his personality changes. It's only when he [[OhCrap realizes that he hadn't landed first]] that he learns GravityIsAHarshMistress.
-->'''Hothead Blitzwing:''' YOU WANT HEAT?! I'LL GIVE YOU MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE! [[OhNoNotAgain OH SLAG! NOT AGAI-!]]

* From "Megatron Rising Pt. 1", Starscream is in the middle of monologging to Megatron about [[ShameIfSomethingHappened how easy it would be to walk right in and terminate him]] in the state he’s in. Then Bumblebee charges in directly firing at Starscream. Starscream doesn’t even flinch and is more bothered by something else.

-->'''Lugnut:''' Oh, Master! I am not worthy, I am not worthy... ({{Beat}}) [[DelayedReaction What happened to your body?]]
-->'''Megatron:''' [[ItsALongStory Long story.]]
-->'''Blitzwing:''' (in Icy mode) So you didn't have voices in your head... (switches to Random mode) YOU HAD A HEAD IN YOUR HEAD! A-hahahaha!

[[caption-width-right:350:''[[https://youtu.be/RUt87vEiDOc?t=33s HA!]]'' [[note]]'''Sentinel''':You promised you wouldn't laugh![[/note]]]]

* This:
-->'''Starscream''': [[TemptingFate Ugh! This day couldn't possibly get any worse]]!
-->[Megatron and Blitzwing appear before him]
-->'''Starscream''': [[OhCrap I stand corrected.]]
-->'''Megatron''': [[SayMyName STARSCREAAAAM!]]
-->'''Starscream''': Sorry, you must have me confused with some other Harrier jet!
** And then a little later from the same episode (especially considering that Optimus and Co have been spending several episodes [[CassandraTruth trying to convince the Elite Guard that there are Decepticons on Earth]]):
--->'''Sentinel:''' *''Sees a crashed Starscream''* What IS that thing?!
--->'''Optimus:''' Huh, that's right, you've never seen one up close. It's called a "''Decepticon''".
* Newly immortal Starscream's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo7-02kedBY death montage]] in "Mission Accomplished".
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlzUClOrrVY Now with Yakety Sax]].
** In fact, how about we soak up the {{Irony}} of how Starscream attacks Megatron while Megatron is giving a speech about how the Decepticons must unite in order to defeat the Autobots and regain control of Cybertron?

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJIb7uJ0fuY Optimus Prime, behind you!]]

* From "The Elite Guard".
** This:

** "Ohhh, I get it. You're afraid of me, aren't you? BOOGABOOGABOOGA!" "AHH!" The best part is probably Jazz's terrified pose.

** When Lugnut and Blitzwing finally track down Megatron...

[[caption-width-right:350:''[[https://youtu.be/RUt87vEiDOc?t=33s Ha!]]'' [[note]]'''Sentinel''':You promised you wouldn't laugh![[/note]]]]

* "Thrill of the Hunt" opens with Ratchet and Optimus Prime checking out second-hand auto parts dealer shop. Ratchet displays his disgust at selling mechanical parts (they are living robots after all), while Optimus doesn't seem mind as he understands that this must be some sort of human custom.

--->[[spoiler: '''Megatron''': Stop staring at me.]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Starscream''': No. You stop staring at me!]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Megatron''': Do you think I actually want to spend the rest of eternity gazing at your unsightly visage?]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Starscream''': Trust me: your visage is no picnic either. And your face is ugly too!]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Megatron''': Oh, someone just take me offline now...]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Starscream''': What do you think I've been trying to do for the last four million stellar cycles?!?! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's funny, really, when you think about it. Tragic, but funny! AHAHAHAHAHA!]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Megatron''': ...oh, shut up. ]]

** "Ohhh, you're scared of me! BOOGABOOGA!" "AHH!" The best part is probably Jazz's terrified pose.
* Newly immortal Starscream's[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo7-02kedBY death montage]] in "Mission Accomplished".

*** From the episode:
-->'''Sentinel''': Uhhh, Optimus. Tell the organic Fanzone that he can send his police force home. [[BlatantLies It's a false alarm.]]
-->'''Optimus''': How do you know?
-->'''Sentinel''': ''I just know, okay?!'' Now I need you to come to my position. ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis ALONE.]]'' And promise me one more thing...
-->'''Optimus''': What?
-->'''Sentinel''': That you ''won't laugh!''
--> ''*Optimus looks around the rubble for Sentinel*''
-->'''Optimus''': Sentinel? Where ''are'' you?
-->'''Sentinel''' (quietly): Look down...
--> *Optimus looks down to see Sentinel's head severed from his body, a [[{{Main/Sting}} comedic cue plays]] as the camera pans down to the body-less Sentinel. Optimus then lets out [[https://youtu.be/RUt87vEiDOc?t=33s a hearty laugh]]*
-->'''Sentinel''': ''You promised you wouldn't laugh!''

-->'''Lugnut:''' STASIS LOCK ITSELF COULD NOT DETER ME FROM YOUR GRAND, AND ''GLORIOUS'' PLAN, OH WISE AND NOBLE MEGATRON!
-->'''Megatron:''' [[TwitchyEye Just...go....]]

-->'''Ratchet:''' Will you get in already!?
-->'''Sari:''' Ah, ah, ah, what's the magic word?
-->'''Ratchet:''' ''NOW!''

-->'''Lugnut:''' Raargh! Those accursed Autobots will pay for their insolence!
-->'''Wreck-Gar:''' Right! ''[pulls out a smoking cash register]'' Cash, check or charbroil?
-->''[Lugnut smacks the cash register aside.]''
-->'''Lugnut:''' '''ATTACK!'''
-->'''Wreck-Gar:''' Right! What kind of tack would you like? Thumb tack? Carpet tack? Income tack?
-->'''Lugnut:''' Argh, never mind…

--> '''Prowl:''' I'll stay with Bumblebee.
--> '''Ratchet:''' Try to keep him quiet.
--> '''Prowl:''' You do realize this is [[MotorMouth Bumblebee.]]
--> '''Ratchet:''' Oh yeah.

-->'''Starscream''': [OhCrap I stand corrected.]]

* From "Megatron Rising Pt. 1", Starscream is in the middle of monologging to Megatron about [[AShameIfSomethingHappened how easy it would be to walk right in and terminate him]] in the state he’s in. Then Bumblebee charges in directly firing at Starscream. Starscream doesn’t even flinch and is more bothered by something else.

* From "Megatron Rising Pt. 1", Starscream is in the middle of monologging to Megatron about [[AShameIfSomethingHappend how easy it would be to walk right in and terminate him]] in the state he’s in. Then Bumblebee charges in directly firing at Starscream. Starscream doesn’t even flinch and is more bothered by something else.

* In "Transform and Roll Out", Optimus Prime asks Sari how humans make "these new, smaller organics" (i.e. babies). [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2rKHVIxgB8 His reaction to what he hears is priceless.]]

* From "Megatron Rising Pt. 1":

-->'''Starscream''': I stand corrected.
-->'''Megatron''': [[SayMyName Starscream!]]

* Newly immortal Starscream's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo7-02kedBY death montage]] in "Mission Accomplished".

--> '''Prowl:''' You do realize this is Bumblebee.

* Megatron and Starscream's battle of wills continues in the Season 3 premiere "[=TransWarped=]", where Starscream gets so fed up that he starts ranting about how Megatron got them into this mess: "Are you seeing a pattern here? THIS! IS! ALL! YOUR! FAUUUULLLLTTTTT!"

* In "Transform and Roll Out", Optimus Prime asks Sari how humans make "these new, smaller organics" (i.e. babies). [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2rKHVIxgB8 His reaction to what he hears is priceless.]]
* Newly immortal Starscream's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo7-02kedBY death montage]] in "Mission Accomplished".
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlzUClOrrVY Now with Yakety Sax]].
** In fact, how about we soak up the {{Irony}} of how Starscream attacks Megatron while Megatron is giving a speech about how the Decepticons must unite in order to defeat the Autobots and regain control of Cybertron?

** "I will pound you into sheet metal!" *faceswap* "Wait, we've already got some!"
** Don't forget Lugnut's unique devotion. It even annoys Megatron himself:
--->'''Lugnut:''' I WILL NOT HIDE! I WILL STAND PROUDLY AND SHOUT MEGATRON'S NAME TO THE HEAVENS!
--->'''Megatron:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, for spark's sake...]]Lugnut, you iron brained idiot. We don't need to attract any unnecessary attention...

* From "The Elite Guard".
** This:
-->'''Starscream''': [[TemptingFate Ugh! This day couldn't possibly get any worse]]!
-->[Megatron and Blitzwing appear before him]
-->'''Starscream''': I stand corrected.
-->'''Megatron''': [[SayMyName Starscream!]]
-->'''Starscream''': Sorry, you must have me confused with some other Harrier jet!
** And then a little later from the same episode (especially considering that Optimus and Co have been spending several episodes [[CassandraTruth trying to convince the Elite Guard that there are Decepticons on Earth]]):
--->'''Sentinel:''' *''Sees a crashed Starscream''* What IS that thing?!
--->'''Optimus:''' Huh, that's right, you've never seen one up close. It's called a "''Decepticon''".
** "Ohhh, you're scared of me! BOOGABOOGA!" "AHH!" The best part is probably Jazz's terrified pose.

* Megatron giving Lugnut orders in "Garbage In, Garbage Out". Seeing how this is Lugnut....
-->'''Lugnut:''' STASIS LOCK ITSELF COULD NOT DETER ME FROM YOUR GRAND, AND ''GLORIOUS'' PLAN, OH WISE AND NOBLE MEGATRON!
-->'''Megatron:''' [[TwitchyEye Just...go....]]
** And earlier, Sari trying to teach Ratchet some manners:
-->'''Ratchet:''' Will you get in already!?
-->'''Sari:''' Ah, ah, ah, what's the magic word?
-->'''Ratchet:''' ''NOW!''
** After Lugnut's failed Punch of Kill Everything:
-->'''Lugnut:''' Raargh! Those accursed Autobots will pay for their insolence!
-->'''Wreck-Gar:''' Right! ''[pulls out a smoking cash register]'' Cash, check or charbroil?
-->''[Lugnut smacks the cash register aside.]''
-->'''Lugnut:''' '''ATTACK!'''
-->'''Wreck-Gar:''' Right! What kind of tack would you like? Thumb tack? Carpet tack? Income tack?
-->'''Lugnut:''' Argh, never mind…
** During the final confrontation with Wreck-Gar:
-->'''Ratchet:''' You glitch-head! You're gonna destroy the whole city! You wouldn't dare do something ''that'' stupid!\\
'''Wreck-Gar:''' I am Wreck-Gar! [[ActorAllusion I dare to be stupid!]] I will destroy the whole city!\\
'''Ratchet:''' All right, you've forced me to make the ultimate sacrifice; to do the one thing that requires more courage than anything I've ever had to do in my entire Autobot career! I... apologize.\\
'''Wreck-Gar:''' Come again?
** Heck, pretty much everything said or done by Wreck-Gar in the episode counts!
* After Ratchet saves Bumblebee.
--> '''Prowl:''' I'll stay with Bumblebee.
--> '''Ratchet:''' Try to keep him quiet.
--> '''Prowl:''' You do realize this is Bumblebee.
--> '''Ratchet:''' Oh yeah.

* Prowl's attempt at FakeStatic at the start of "A Fistful of Energon." Creator/JeffBennett just nails it in making it so awkwardly out-of-place for [[StraightMan Prowl]], it's {{adorkable}}.
--> '''Ratchet''': Personally, I've always found Bumblebee's fake static to be a lot more convincing.
* In the first episode, Prowl's reaction to Optimus' 'cog-in-the-Autobot-machine' speech.
-->'''Prowl:''' *''[[FacePalm Face-servo]]''* Not ''this'' speech again...
* The rivalry between [[TheBrute Lugnut]] and [[EvilGenius Shockwave]] during "Endgame". Special mention goes to near the start of Part 1, when after some jibing from Starscream, Lugnut moves in front of Megatron ''punting Shockwave offscreen in the process''.
-->'''Megatron:''' Can't you shut [Arcee] up? She makes [[MoodSwinger Blitzwing]] sound like he's got his head screwed on straight...
-->'''Starscream:''' Y'see, now he even likes ''Blitzwing'' better than you. Hmm... *''Shockwave meanwhile has walked back onscreen''*
-->'''Lugnut:''' *''Slaps Shockwave back offscreen''* NO! ''I'' am the most faithful!
-->'''Shockwave:''' *Walks back onscreen* Have you blown a diode?! I'm trying to work here!
** The best part is when they get into a scuffle, and you can hear ''Shockwave'' yell "[[ThatLiarLies Liar, lying liar!]]"
** Finally, while the two do get over it and work together, Lugnut falls over. ''Shockwave'', one of the most stoic and focused of all Decepticons, [[NotSoStoic points and laughs at him]].
* From "Megatron Rising Pt. 1":
-->'''Starscream:''' "You interrupted my [[{{LargeHam}} SPEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!]]"
* In "Megatron Rising Pt. 2," Blitzwing is facing off the Autobots and has the upper hand. Prowl has Bumblebee employ his greatest weapon ([[MotorMouth his obnoxious personality]]) and continually [[IShallTauntYou talk]] [[YouFightLikeACow smack]] to Blitzwing, who is strafing the Autobots in his jet fighter mode. This upsets Blitzwing, and causes him to switch to his [[FunnySchizophrenia Angry]] 'Hothead' persona and attack them with his even ''more'' heavily armed tank mode. Blitzwing has PersonalityPowers, but is also an InvoluntaryShapeshifter, and his transformations happen about as quickly as his personality changes. It's only when he [[OhCrap realizes that he hadn't landed first]] that he learns GravityIsAHarshMistress.
-->'''Hothead Blitzwing:''' YOU WANT HEAT?! I'LL GIVE YOU MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE! [[OhNoNotAgain OH SLAG! NOT AGAI-!]]
* Ratchet's mouth hanging open when Sari repairs Prowl in the second episode.
* ''All'' of Blitzwing in "Human Error". Even a horrible injury wont faze him for long.
-->'''Blitzwing:''' "Oh, look! I have a hole in my rocket!"
* The recently humanized Autobots [[EpicFail teaching themselves how to drive]] in "Human Error."
-->'''Human!Optimus:''' I have to hand it to the humans. Driving is much more difficult than it looks!
-->'''Human!Ratchet:''' This ain't so hard! [Camera zooms out to show that he's somehow driving ''backwards'']
** Followed immediately by Prowl having a decent control over his motorcycle... [[AreYouSureYouCanDriveThisThing until he accidentally pops a wheelie whilst driving.]]
-->'''Human!Prowl:''' It's merely a matter of becoming one with the machi--[[OhCrap AAAHHHHH]]!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M5SKdPijHk Starscream and his clones]].
* Pretty much all of the shorts animated by Creator/Studio4C are hilarious. Here are some examples.
** "Career Day" has Optimus Prime introduce himself to a group of schoolchildren, but one of them (Daniel Witwicky) keeps pestering him with questions like how he's able to see when in his vehicle form and where his head goes when he transforms. In addition, all the children really want from Optimus is to turn into his firetruck form.
** In "Explosive Fist", Lugnut keeps on punching the ground until it creates a huge empty pit. Blitzwing then comes over in his "Random" persona and tells him that he thinks the pool would look better over there, much to the Decepticon's annoyance.
** "Starscream Heckles Megatron", as its title would suggest, consists of Starscream making fun of Megatron behind his back while he's making a speech. Starscream avoids getting in trouble by acting innocent whenever Megatron turns around, but when Megatron catches him ShakingTheRump, Megatron blasts him in the ass!
-->'''Megatron:''' An order that starts with a Decepticon-controlled Cybertron. *Gets up* [[OhCrap And woe betide any who would seek to undermine my authority...]] *Walks toward Starscream as Lugnut, Blitzwing and Blackarachnia look on in horror*
** "Operating Table" has Sari help Ratchet perform surgery on Bulkhead. When Bulkhead recovers, he asks about the pile of leftover parts. Ratchet responds by shoving them down Bulkhead's throat, then walks off while whistling the Transformers theme song.

* On a meta-level, it's funny that they killed Optimus off in the first episode and revived him within 75 seconds. All while homaging his death from ''Film/TheTransformersTheMovie''. You can just imagine someone in the writer's room thinking "Alright, Optimus death and inevitable revival is out of the way. Moving on."

* Ratchet's mouth hangng open when Sari repairs Prowl in the second episode.

-->'''Blitzwing:''' Oh, look! I have a hole in my rocket!"