History Funny / TheWorldsEnd

* "Let's get this antique...[[IncrediblyLamePun ON THE ROADSHOW!"]] The facial expressions on Gary's mates after the punchline is the definition of the FlatWhat. Punctuated by each one getting a ring from the 4 o'clock bell.

* The use of Music/TheDoors cover of "Alabama Song", as the ''entire town'' stares at them trying to act natural.

-->'''The Network''': Your reliance on [[ClusterFBomb profanity]] is a measure of your immaturity [[ManChild as a man]] and [[HumansAreMorons as a species]]!!! ''[[[IResembleThatRemark Gary responds by blowing a raspberry]]]''

--> '''The Network''': [[RunningGag It's pointless arguing with you.]] [...] You will be left to your own devices.
--> '''Gary''': Really?
--> '''The Network''': Yeah. [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck it.]]

--> '''Oliver:''' WTF?
--> '''Gary:''' What the fuck does "WTF" mean?
--> '''Peter:''' ''[bursts out of a toilet stall]'' What the fuck!?
--> '''Gary:''' Oh, right.

--> '''Sam:''' Andy, what the fuck?
--> '''Blank!Oliver''': Yes, Andy, what the fuck?
--> '''Gary:''' [[BorrowedCatchphrase WTF?!]]

--> '''Andy:''' I FUCKING HATE THIS TOWN!!!

--> '''Andy:''' ''[drunk]'' Gary says that we should keep up with the crawl, because they might know what we're doing. But they don't know that we know what they're doing. And basically, no one else has any better idea...so fuck it. ''[smashes his hand through glass in the door as he heads out]''

--> '''Steve:''' Three Musketeers, I think.
--> '''Peter:''' Four if you count d'Artagnan.
--> '''Gary:''' Well, nobody knows how many there were, really do they, Pete? I mean, history's a sketchbook.
--> '''Oliver:''' You do know that ''The Three Musketeers'' is a fiction, right? Written by Creator/AlexandreDumas.
--> '''Gary:''' A lot of people are saying that about Literature/TheBible these days.
--> '''Steve:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What, that it was written by Alexandre Dumas?]]
--> '''Gary:''' [[DontBeRidiculous Don't be daft, Steve. It was written by Jesus.]] Anyway, five sounds better. I think they missed a trick only having three, [[{{Foreshadowing}} 'cause if they had five then two could have died and they'd still have three left.]]
--> '''Andy:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Are we there yet?]]
--> '''Gary:''' LET'S DO THIS!

-->'''Andy''': I haven't had a drink in sixteen years.
-->'''Gary''': [[LiteralMinded You must be thirsty then.]]

-->'''Gary:''' '''''[[BigWhat ...WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAT?!]]'''''
-->''[Four dramatic shots of beer being poured on tap, with suspenseful BackgroundMusic, which cuts off as Andy's water is poured]''
-->'''Gary:''' I don't believe this. A man of your legendary prowess drinking fucking...''rain''. It's like seeing a lion eating some hummus.
-->'''Oliver:''' That doesn't make any sense.
-->'''Gary:''' I ''know'' it doesn't make any sense.

-->'''Steven:''' They knew these three would fall for a bunch of girls in school uniforms.
-->'''Gary:''' Hey, who wouldn't, am I right?
-->'''Pete:''' Fuck yeah!
-->''[Gary and Pete high-five each other]''

-->'''Gary:''' [[BlatantLies I always land on my feet.]]
-->'''Sam:''' [[LampshadeHanging I don't know if that's true.]]

-->'''The Network''': The Network is having problems. *dee-dull-eeee*
-->'''The Network''': Fuck it. *breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

-->'''Steven''': Ten people have entered this toilet in the last five minutes and not a single one has come back out again. That's going to look suspicious.
-->'''Gary''': ... ''[brightly]'' Gay loving!

-->'''Steven:''' You really have a selective memory, don't you?
-->'''Gary:''' Somebody else was saying that!
-->'''Andy:''' ME.
-->'''Gary:''' No, I would have remembered.

-->'''Oliver:''' Maybe they [the blanks] have selective memories.
-->'''Gary:''' Yeah, like what's his name? ''[thinking hard]''... ME!

-->'''Steve''': What happened to the people who got replaced?
-->'''Basil''': The Empties? [[YouDoNotWantToKnow Don't ask me what happened to them.]]
-->'''Steve''': What happened to the Empties?
-->'''Basil''': I told you not to ask me that!

-->'''Andy''': What happened to the ones you replaced, like Peter and Oliver?\\

'''Basil''': ''(somewhere offscreen)'' I told you not to ask that!

-->'''Basil''': Same as before! ''[starts running in the opposite direction]'' GO!
-->'''Andy''': The worst part is I promised myself I wouldn't die in this town.
** And then Sam shows up in her car, Gary runs to greet her - and gets hit by the car. Steven joyfully exclaims that she came back for them, to which she agrees...before admitting that she also got lost trying to get out of town.

** Creator/NickFrost [[FunnyBackgroundEvent can be seen]] {{corpsing}} [[FunnyBackgroundEvent as Gary says this line]].

* Gary tells [[spoiler:the Network that humans don't like to be told what to do, and that they should "''get in your spaceship, and fuck off back to Legoland you cunts!''"]] Nick Frost {{Corpsing}} adds to the funny.
* [[spoiler: The Network tries to argue with Gary. He responds by yelling "fuck off you great big lamp!"]]
-->[[spoiler: '''The Network''':]] Your reliance on [[ClusterFBomb profanity]] is a measure of your immaturity [[ManChild as a man]] and [[HumansAreMorons as a species]]!!! ''[[[IResembleThatRemark Gary responds by blowing a raspberry]]]''
** [[spoiler:The Network's total confusion and exasperation when dealing with Gary.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''The Network''':]] [[RunningGag It's pointless arguing with you.]] [...] [[spoiler:You will be left to your own devices.]]

--> [[spoiler:'''The Network''':]] Yeah. [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck it.]]
* Becky Salt (the Marmalade of the Marmalade Sandwich) telling Andrew [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor she wants him]] [[ExactWords inside of her]]. [[spoiler:Andy then punches her through the stomach and retrieves his wedding ring she had earlier swallowed]].

* Andy says [[spoiler:he can't remember any processed foods that he misses after technology went out. [[Film/ThreeFlavoursCornettoTrilogy Then a Cornetto wrapper blows against the fence]] he's standing by and he shakes the fence desperately.]]

** Then later at The Beehive after [[spoiler:Andy smashes Blank!Oliver's head]]:

--> [[spoiler:'''Blank!Oliver''':]] Yes, Andy, what the fuck?

* Before the beer garden scene outside The Two-Headed Dog, Andy drunkenly says that Gary is probably trying to fuck Oliver's sister when he heads outside, prompting [[spoiler:Blank!]]Oliver to say, "Andy!"
* A pissed off Andy confronts Gary on the fact that [[spoiler:Gary lied about his mum being dead]], [[ComicallyMissingThePoint all while Gary is cradling the decapitated body of one of the robots.]]
** Following [[spoiler:the world being sent back to the Dark Ages through the destruction of technology]], we learn that Andy only knew a few people who were casualties. One of which was [[spoiler: [[BrickJoke Gary's Mum]]]].
* Gary's secret code for asking Rev. Green if he has any drugs. He sidles up next to him at the bar, knocks on the counter a few times, then finally says, [[spoiler: "You got any drugs?"]]

-->'''Gary:''' ''[wide-eyed, shocked]'' '''''[[spoiler: MULCHED?!?]]'''''

* After [[spoiler: The Network leaving the Earth]] triggers an explosion, the boys ask Basil how to escape:

* After Steve, Gary and Sam fight off [[spoiler:the creepy twin robots]], they come back to the other three friends still arguing what to call the Blanks, with Andy commenting: "Nothing suggested in the last three minutes has been better than [[BuffySpeak Smashey-Smashey-Egg-Men.]]"

--> '''Gary:''' Don't be daft, Steve. [[CriticalResearchFailure It was written by Jesus.]] Anyway, five sounds better. I think they missed a trick only having three, [[{{Foreshadowing}} 'cause if they had five then two could have died and they'd still have three left.]]

-->'''Basil''': The Empties? Don't ask me what happened to them.

* Andy says [[spoiler:he can't remember any processed foods that he misses after technology went out. [[Film/BloodAndIceCreamTrilogy Then a Cornetto wrapper blows against the fence]] he's standing by and he shakes the fence desperately.]]

* The redhead "schoolgirl" telling Andrew [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor she wants him]] [[ExactWords inside of her]]. [[spoiler:Andy then punches her through the stomach and retrieves his wedding ring she had earlier swallowed]].

-->''[Four dramatic shots of beer being poured on tap, with suspenseful background music, which cuts off as Andy's water is poured]''

--> '''Gary:''' Well, nobody knows how many there were, really do they? History's a sketchbook.

--> '''Gary:''' Don't be daft, Steve. [[CriticalResearchFailure It was written by Jesus.]] Anyway, five sounds better. They missed a trick when they used three, [[{{Foreshadowing}} because two could have died and there'd still be three left.]]

-->'''Gary:''' I always land on my feet.
-->'''Sam:''' I don't know if that's true.

* [[MickeyMousing "Drinking!" "Ahhh!" "Beer!" "Pubs!" "*BELCH*" "Shall we?"]]

** And when Andy orders a tap water instead of a pint:
-->'''Gary:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]

-->'''Gary:''' I don't believe this, a man of your legendary prowess drinking fucking...''rain''. It's like seeing a lion eating some hummus.

* How did Mad Basil manage to avoid the blanks' influence? He always drinks from a crazy straw!
* Gary’s BigWhat to Andy asking for a simple water at the first pub. Pegg’s LargeHam delivery is the best.

* In the DVD commentary, a ShoutOut is made when David Bradley's character (Basil) reappears in "The Famous Cock", looking slightly depressed; in response, Simon Pegg flat out spoils a ''Series/GameOfThrones'' season finalé twist, to which Edgar Wright starts cracking up.

* "Drinking!" "Ahhh!" "Beer!" "Pubs!" "*BELCH*" "Shall we?"

* After Gary, Sam and Steve come back into the Two-Headed Dog after [[spoiler:fighting off two Blanks]], we see that Andy, Peter and Olliver are still trying to come up with names for the "not-robots."
--> '''Andy:''' ''[drunk]'' Look, so far nobody has suggested anything better than Smashy-Smashy-Egg-Man.

* "Let's get this antique...[[IncrediblyLamePun ON THE ROADSHOW!"]] The facial expressions on Gary's mates after the punchline is the definition of the FlatWhat.

--> [[spoiler:'''The Network''':]] [[RunningGag It's useless arguing with you.]] [...] [[spoiler:You will be left to your own devices.]]

'''Basil''': ''I told you not to ask that!''

--> '''Andy:''' ''[drunk]'' We're going to continue the crawl, because they might know what we're doing. But they don't know that we know what they're doing. And nobody has any better idea...so fuck it. ''[smashes his hand through glass in the door]''

--> '''Andy:''' ''[drunk]'' Look, so far nobody has suggested anything better than Smashy-Smashing-Egg-Man.

-->'''Steven''': Ten people have entered this bathroom in the last five minutes and not one has come out again, what are people gonna think?

* Andy going wild before the brawl with the blanks

* "Drinking!" "Beer!" "Pubs!" "*BELCH*" "Shall we?"

-->'''Gary''': What happened to all the humans you replaced, the Empties?!
-->'''Basil''': ''I told you not to ask that!''