History Funny / TheUmbrellaAcademy2019

* The montage of Five getting more and more drunk over his wedding speech for Luther and Sloane.
-->'''Five:''' I wish you well. Happy- It's not your birthday. Happy ''wedding'' day, my friend

** Five and Klaus' rendition of ''(I've Had) The Time of My Life.'' while aggressively drinking and dancing.

** As Klaus and Sir Reginald leave the lobby, Klaus tells Luther and Sloane to send him their wedding registry, despite the fact that besides the Umbrellas, the two remaining Sparrows, Chet, and the hotel, the remainder of the world has been kugelblitzed.

'''Klaus:''' Shhhhh!
'''Sloane:''' I'm gonna try.

-->'''Diego:''' So, Stan... is adopted. Okay. Yeah, that's fine, that's fine. I was adopted. [[MetaphoricallyTrue I turned out pretty well]].
-->'''Lila:''' No, not adopted. I borrowed him from my mate Trudy for a week.
-->'''Diego:''' Wait, hold up. You bo- Lila, did you ''kidnap'' a kid?
-->'''Lila:''' She went on holiday and he needed some fun, and I wanted to see what kind of dad you'd make. You know, stress test. Kick the tires.
-->'''Diego:''' [[SuddenlyShouting ARE YOU INSANE?!]]
-->'''Lila:''' Uh, we met in an asylum.
-->'''Diego:''' Unbe- You know, Stan deserves better than this.
-->'''Lila:''' Stanley's in on it!\\

'''Diego:''' (''laughing'') The world really is ending!

-->'''Klaus: Yay! (to his brothers) I feel so special!

-->''''Klaus:''' Oh! It's getting funky in here!

* The increasingly unhinged montage of Klaus dying over and over again.
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* The entire montage of Klaus learning how to use his powers by playing catch with his dad… and intermittently getting [[BlackComedy hit by cars]]. Each time he wakes up, he gets more and more used to reviving himself, and eventually accustoms himself to ''dancing in the middle of the road'' as he waits for a car to come and hit him. It gets more and more hysterical as the scene goes on.

** Ben also just so happens to have popcorn.

-->'''Diego:''' [[SuddenlyShouting ARE YOU ''INSANE''?!]]

* Reginald not only listens to Music/{{Nelly}}'s "Ride Wit Me" on the radio while driving Klaus out to the middle of nowhere, but actually seems to [[NotSoAboveItAll genuinely enjoy the song.]]

-->'''Diego:''' [[SuddenlyShouting ARE YOU ''INSANE?!'']]

-->'''Diego:''' [[SuddenlyShouting ARE YOU]] '' '''[[SuddenlyShouting INSANE?!]]''' ''

'''Five:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll I'll take that action.

-->'''Diego:''' Uh, yeah, we're uh, playing a game.
'''Chet:''' What's it called?
'''Diego:''' Guy in a carpet.
'''Chet:''' I hope you win. (walks away)

-->'''Stan:''' You told me he was dead, ''Puta!''

-->'''Stan:''' What would happen if we were to cut off your head? Would it grow two of you?
'''Diego:''' Stan. (''to Klaus'') [[NotSoAboveItAll Would it?]]

* While Diego is preparing for an all-out battle with the Sparrow Academy, Luther is...making a mix tape for Sloane.

-->'''Rachel'': How have you died 56 times and come back to life?
-->'''Klaus''': That's a trick question, 'cause I didn't know that I was doing it.
-->'''Rachel'': Well, what did you think you were doing?
-->'''Klaus''': I just thought I was one of those lovable rascally ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' characters. Hit me on the head with a hammer and I see some cartoon birds, and then, "Bop!" I get back up.
-->'''Rachel'': Uh, what's a car-toon?
-->'''Klaus''': Oh, seriously, you're so Amish.
-->'''Rachel": I'm kidding. We have all the channels here. But mostly I see you.
‐->"Klaus": Even the naughty bits?

-->'''Diego''': [''Speaking in Spanish'']
-->'''Stan''': I still don't speak Spanish.
-->'''Diego''': And I accept your flaws.

-->'''Diego''': Uh, yeah, we're uh, playing a game.
-->'''Chet''': What's it called?
-->'''Diego''': Guy in a carpet.
-->'''Chet''': I hope you win. [''Walks away'']
-->'''Diego''': [''To Stan''] Go get the door. [''To himself''] Klaus was right. I love this place.

-->'''Stan''': You told me he was dead, ''Puta!''
-->'''Diego''': He was, and now you speak Spanish?!

-->'''Stan''': What would happen if we were to cut off your head? Would it grow two of you?
-->'''Diego''': Stan. [''To Klaus''] Would it?

* Five looks clearly out of place in the motorcycle bar, not only because of his body's age, but he is also wearing a suit.

* The sparrows may be psychotic bullies(for the most part) but let it not be said they aren’t good hosts. Just ask Luther whom they give a tote bag full of merch and is not afraid to compliment them.

* What's worse than the end of the world? The fact that Five and Lila need to work together to stop it.

'''Five:''' [''beat''] Let's go find your stupid mother.\\