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'''Five:''' [''beat''] Let's go find your stupid mother.
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'''Five:''' [''beat''] Let's go find your stupid mother.\\
'''Klaus:''' I love you too, tiny dancer!
'''Klaus:''' I love you too, tiny dancer!
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* Klaus and Five philosophising over what family even is. Klaus concludes that family is like "A giant ball of twine," and awkwardly tells Five he's a good brother.
-->'''Klaus:''' Alright, you say nice things about me now.\\
'''Five:''' [''beat''] Let's go find your stupid mother.
-->'''Klaus:''' Alright, you say nice things about me now.\\
'''Five:''' [''beat''] Let's go find your stupid mother.
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* Five circling all of the tourist attractions he wants to go to, like the fifty-eight year old man he is. The tourist attractions in question are: A gigantic nickel, award winning pies, Cow-Henge... whatever that might be.
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* Five circling all of the tourist attractions he wants to go to, like the fifty-eight year old man he is. The tourist attractions in question are: A gigantic nickel, award winning pies, and Cow-Henge... whatever Whatever that might be.
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* Five circling all of the tourist attractions he wants to go to, like the fifty-eight year old man he is.
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* Five circling all of the tourist attractions he wants to go to, like the fifty-eight year old man he is. The tourist attractions in question are: A gigantic nickel, award winning pies, Cow-Henge... whatever that might be.
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* When Klaus later admits that he’s attempting to find his birth mother and brought Five along for emotional support, Five’s response is an affronted “Emotional support. Like "A schnauzer''.”
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* When Klaus later admits that he’s attempting to find his birth mother and brought Five along for emotional support, Five’s response is an affronted “Emotional support. Like "A ''a schnauzer''.”
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-->'''Five''': Oh, can’t I get one [[PrecisionF-Strike fucking]] day off?
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-->'''Five''': Oh, can’t I get one [[PrecisionF-Strike [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] day off?
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* When Klaus later admits that he’s attempting to find his birth mother and brought Five along for emotional support, Five’s response is an affronted “Emotional support. Like a ''schnauzer''.”
* While still annoyed by being lied to about the real reason for their road trip, Five notices a roadside attraction sign for a large ball of twine. Fighting Klaus for control of the wheel, he forces his brother to swerve dangerously onto a side road, narrowly missing an oncoming car while Klaus panics that Five is going to get them killed. Five's response?
--> '''Five''': NO TWINE, NO BIRTHMOTHER!
* Furthermore, Five’s reaction to the disappearance of cattle.
--> '''Five''': [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe Oh, can’t I get one fucking day off?]]
* While still annoyed by being lied to about the real reason for their road trip, Five notices a roadside attraction sign for a large ball of twine. Fighting Klaus for control of the wheel, he forces his brother to swerve dangerously onto a side road, narrowly missing an oncoming car while Klaus panics that Five is going to get them killed. Five's response?
--> '''Five''': NO TWINE, NO BIRTHMOTHER!
* Furthermore, Five’s reaction to the disappearance of cattle.
--> '''Five''': [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe Oh, can’t I get one fucking day off?]]
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* Five circling all of the tourist attractions he wants to go to, like the fifty-eight year old man he is.
* When Klaus later admits that he’s attempting to find his birth mother and brought Five along for emotional support, Five’s response is an affronted “Emotional support. Likea ''schnauzer''."A schnauzer''.”
* While still annoyed by being lied to about the real reason for their road trip, Five notices a roadside attraction sign for a large ball oftwine. Fighting Klaus for control twine and hijacks the steering wheel.
--> '''Five:''' Ball of Twine! Klaus, turn! Ball of Twine! TURN!\\
'''Klaus:''' What? Five! ''Five!''\\
'''Five:''' ''This is one of thewheel, he forces his brother to swerve dangerously onto a side road, narrowly missing an oncoming car while Klaus panics that Five is going to get them killed. Five's response?
--> '''Five''':best ones!'' Come on!\\
'''Klaus:''' Five, we're gonna die!\\
'''Five:''' I don't care! Let's go! You know what? NO TWINE, NO BIRTHMOTHER!
* Furthermore, Five’sreaction [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe reaction]] to the disappearance of cattle.
--> '''Five''': [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe -->'''Five''': Oh, can’t I get one fucking [[PrecisionF-Strike fucking]] day off?]]off?
* When Klaus later admits that he’s attempting to find his birth mother and brought Five along for emotional support, Five’s response is an affronted “Emotional support. Like
* While still annoyed by being lied to about the real reason for their road trip, Five notices a roadside attraction sign for a large ball of
--> '''Five:''' Ball of Twine! Klaus, turn! Ball of Twine! TURN!\\
'''Klaus:''' What? Five! ''Five!''\\
'''Five:''' ''This is one of the
--> '''Five''':
'''Klaus:''' Five, we're gonna die!\\
'''Five:''' I don't care! Let's go! You know what? NO TWINE, NO BIRTHMOTHER!
* Furthermore, Five’s
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* When Viktor asks Diego to stay in the hotel, Stan quickly says, "Yeah, and you're not the boss of him!" Diego smacks him.
** Bonus points because Viktor doesn't even know who Stan is.
-->'''Viktor:''' Who...?
** Bonus points because Viktor doesn't even know who Stan is.
-->'''Viktor:''' Who...?
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* Stan stuffing three mini-muffins down his pants. Much to Chet and Diego's chagrin.
-->'''Stan:''' And it's a buffet, I can take whatever the hell I want!
-->'''Stan:''' And it's a buffet, I can take whatever the hell I want!
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* Klaus notes that Five (now in retirement) is now wearing Aftershave.
-->'''Klaus:''' I'm concerned.
-->'''Klaus:''' I'm concerned.
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* The brothers arguing about Viktor talking to Marcus.
-->'''Viktor:''' [Marcus] doesn't want a war any more than we do.\\
'''Diego:''' What are you talking about? He tried to homocide us!\\
'''Klaus:''' So did Lila, and you had a kid with her.\\
'''Diego:''' That's not the point!
-->'''Viktor:''' [Marcus] doesn't want a war any more than we do.\\
'''Diego:''' What are you talking about? He tried to homocide us!\\
'''Klaus:''' So did Lila, and you had a kid with her.\\
'''Diego:''' That's not the point!
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* Luther's attempt to verbally best the Sparrows.
-->'''Luther:''' Look at them with their... stupid smug...\\
'''Klaus:''' You can do it. You can do it.\\
'''Luther:''' S... S... Smug... Smugness.\\
'''Klaus:''' Keep working on it, big guy.
-->'''Luther:''' Look at them with their... stupid smug...\\
'''Klaus:''' You can do it. You can do it.\\
'''Luther:''' S... S... Smug... Smugness.\\
'''Klaus:''' Keep working on it, big guy.
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* Five's annoyance with his siblings antics.
-->'''Five:''' Okay, next person to say 'dickhead' is getting a punch in the throat.\\
'''Allison:''' Dickhead.\\
'''Luther:''' Dickhead.\\
'''Klaus:''' Dickhead.\\
'''Diego:''' Dickhead.\\
(Five sighs.)
-->'''Five:''' Okay, next person to say 'dickhead' is getting a punch in the throat.\\
'''Allison:''' Dickhead.\\
'''Luther:''' Dickhead.\\
'''Klaus:''' Dickhead.\\
'''Diego:''' Dickhead.\\
(Five sighs.)
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* In contrast to season 1 when they all could barely be around each other, the siblings have grown close and comfortable enough around each to make a running joke about Viktor causing apocalypses.
* In contrast to season 1 when they all could barely be around each other, the siblings have grown close and comfortable enough around each to make a running joke about Viktor causing apocalypses.
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'''Ben:''' Thank you!
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'''Ben:''' Thank you!you!\\
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* While Luther, Diego, and Five have a dispute, Klaus, Allison, and Viktor decide to let them "bro it out" and bail to go get tacos. The three of them then proceed to get drunk at Allison's workplace, poke fun at how bad their family is at long term relationships, and have a dance party.
-->'''Klaus:''' The healthiest long-term relationship in this family is when Five was banging [[CompanionCube that mannequin]].
** He then makes fun of Allison and Luther's UnresolvedSexualTension by mimicking Allison's voice and saying, "Luther's my lover!" Allison annoyedly replies that they've never even kissed, which gets a little funny when you remember they did in one timeline before Five erased it.
** Viktor's reactions to Klaus' comments, meanwhile, are priceless. Then, after he and Allison decide to be truthful to their significant others, Klaus is less than thrilled about facing his cult.
--->'''Klaus:''' I hate group breakups. That's why I stopped dating twins!\\
'''Viktor:''' ''[beat''] This family is amazing!
* After ages of not seeing or hearing from one another and thinking the others were there, Diego doesn't say hi to anyone when they finally regroup. Allison calls him out until he groans out a hello.
-->'''Klaus:''' The healthiest long-term relationship in this family is when Five was banging [[CompanionCube that mannequin]].
** He then makes fun of Allison and Luther's UnresolvedSexualTension by mimicking Allison's voice and saying, "Luther's my lover!" Allison annoyedly replies that they've never even kissed, which gets a little funny when you remember they did in one timeline before Five erased it.
** Viktor's reactions to Klaus' comments, meanwhile, are priceless. Then, after he and Allison decide to be truthful to their significant others, Klaus is less than thrilled about facing his cult.
--->'''Klaus:''' I hate group breakups. That's why I stopped dating twins!\\
'''Viktor:''' ''[beat''] This family is amazing!
* After ages of not seeing or hearing from one another and thinking the others were there, Diego doesn't say hi to anyone when they finally regroup. Allison calls him out until he groans out a hello.
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* After ages of not seeing or hearing from one another and thinking the others were there, Diego doesn't say hi to anyone when they finally regroup. Allison calls him out until he groans out a hello.
* The siblings arguing over who could have changed the timeline the most.
-->'''Luther:''' Diego's been stalking Harvey Lee Oswald.\\
'''Diego:''' And you've been working for Jack Ruby!\\
'''Klaus:''' Allison has been very involved with local politics...\\
'''Allison:''' Okay, you started a cult!\\
'''Ben:''' Thank you!
'''Viktor:''' I'm... I'm just a nanny on a farm. I don't have anything to do with all that.
* While Luther, Diego, and Five have a dispute, Klaus, Allison, and Viktor decide to let them "bro it out" and bail to go get tacos. The three of them then proceed to get drunk at Allison's workplace, poke fun at how bad their family is at long term relationships, and have a dance party.
-->'''Klaus:''' The healthiest long-term relationship in this family is when Five was banging [[CompanionCube that mannequin]].
** He then makes fun of Allison and Luther's UnresolvedSexualTension by mimicking Allison's voice and saying, "Luther's my lover!" Allison annoyedly replies that they've never even kissed, which gets a little funny when you remember they did in one timeline before Five erased it.
** Viktor's reactions to Klaus' comments, meanwhile, are priceless. Then, after he and Allison decide to be truthful to their significant others, Klaus is less than thrilled about facing his cult.
--->'''Klaus:''' I hate group breakups. That's why I stopped dating twins!\\
'''Viktor:''' ''[beat''] This family is amazing!
* The siblings arguing over who could have changed the timeline the most.
-->'''Luther:''' Diego's been stalking Harvey Lee Oswald.\\
'''Diego:''' And you've been working for Jack Ruby!\\
'''Klaus:''' Allison has been very involved with local politics...\\
'''Allison:''' Okay, you started a cult!\\
'''Ben:''' Thank you!
'''Viktor:''' I'm... I'm just a nanny on a farm. I don't have anything to do with all that.
* While Luther, Diego, and Five have a dispute, Klaus, Allison, and Viktor decide to let them "bro it out" and bail to go get tacos. The three of them then proceed to get drunk at Allison's workplace, poke fun at how bad their family is at long term relationships, and have a dance party.
-->'''Klaus:''' The healthiest long-term relationship in this family is when Five was banging [[CompanionCube that mannequin]].
** He then makes fun of Allison and Luther's UnresolvedSexualTension by mimicking Allison's voice and saying, "Luther's my lover!" Allison annoyedly replies that they've never even kissed, which gets a little funny when you remember they did in one timeline before Five erased it.
** Viktor's reactions to Klaus' comments, meanwhile, are priceless. Then, after he and Allison decide to be truthful to their significant others, Klaus is less than thrilled about facing his cult.
--->'''Klaus:''' I hate group breakups. That's why I stopped dating twins!\\
'''Viktor:''' ''[beat''] This family is amazing!
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-->'''Rachael''': Uh, what's a car-toon?
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-->'''Rachael''': I'm kidding. We have all the channels here.
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‐->"Klaus": Even the naughty bits?
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* While the situation is very serious, it's also somewhat comical to see Diego and Lila run down the hall screaming in unison as they're being chased by the Guardian.
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* Allison's response to Five disbelief of what Reginald says about the Guardian and the seven bells:
-->'''Allison:''' How is a Guardian and bells any crazier than time-traveling briefcases and assassins with cartoon masks?
-->'''Allison:''' How is a Guardian and bells any crazier than time-traveling briefcases and assassins with cartoon masks?
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* Although the majority of the conversation between Five and Viktor in the latter's hotel room is serious, there are a couple of humorous statements.
-->'''Viktor:''' That was really nice of you to kill Mom so Diego didn't have to.\\
'''Five:''' My God, are we a weird family or what?
* And later:
-->'''Five:''' Do you know why I wanted this last jump to be successful?\\
'''Viktor:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Because you're old and tired?]]
-->'''Viktor:''' That was really nice of you to kill Mom so Diego didn't have to.\\
'''Five:''' My God, are we a weird family or what?
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-->'''Five:''' Do you know why I wanted this last jump to be successful?\\
'''Viktor:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Because you're old and tired?]]
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* Five looks clearly out of place in the motorcycle bar, not only because of his body's age, but he is also wearing a suit.
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** Five throws someone off of another motorcycle so that he can follow Pogo.
* The fact that a portrait of Pogo and his girlfriend are painted on their trailer.
* The fact that a portrait of Pogo and his girlfriend are painted on their trailer.
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* Sir Reginald mentions an insurrection. Klaus responds:
-->'''Klaus:''' That's not the kind of erection we're going for.
** As Klaus and Sir Reginald leave the lobby, Klaus tells Luther and Sloane to send him their wedding registry, despite the fact that besides the Umbrellas, the two remaining Sparrows, Chet, and the hotel, the remainder of the world has been kugelblitzed.
-->'''Klaus:''' That's not the kind of erection we're going for.
** As Klaus and Sir Reginald leave the lobby, Klaus tells Luther and Sloane to send him their wedding registry, despite the fact that besides the Umbrellas, the two remaining Sparrows, Chet, and the hotel, the remainder of the world has been kugelblitzed.
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** As Viktor explains to Luther what Five told him about the previous timeline, he [[SarcasmMode sarcastically]] mentions Sir Reginald as a "very warm and cuddly father."
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* As Five prepares to power up so that Lila can mimic it:
-->'''Lila:''' Relax.\\
'''Five:''' I can't. [[YouNeedABreathMint Your breath is terrible.]]\\
'''Lila:''' Garlic is for winners!
-->'''Lila:''' Relax.\\
'''Five:''' I can't. [[YouNeedABreathMint Your breath is terrible.]]\\
'''Lila:''' Garlic is for winners!
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* When Klaus declares that he doesn’t want to go back to Earth, Luther punches him in the face. Klaus taunts that there's no pain in the Void. Luther then throws Klaus to a different version of the afterlife. Then, he again throws Klaus inside a bouncy house in a yard full of children. Once Luther has convinced Klaus to return, they discover that the children have surrounded the bouncy house.
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* As Luther is commenting on the documentary that he and Klaus are watching in the afterlife, Klaus complains about [[PineappleRuinsPizza pineapple being on his pizza]].
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* As Luther is commenting on the documentary that he and Klaus are watching in the afterlife, Klaus complains about [[PineappleRuinsPizza pineapple being on his pizza]].
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* Sloane is angry when Sir Reginald reveals that Klaus weaned him off his meds.
-->'''Sir Reginald: '''Clearly he's the only one doing any thinking! All of you could learn a thing or two from this impressive young man!\\
'''Diego:''' (''laughing'') The world really is ending!
-->'''Sir Reginald: '''Clearly he's the only one doing any thinking! All of you could learn a thing or two from this impressive young man!\\
'''Diego:''' (''laughing'') The world really is ending!
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* As Sir Reginald and Viktor are talking in the latter's bedroom, Viktor looks out the window at the kugelblitz.
-->'''Viktor:''' Jesus.\\
'''Sir Reginald:''' He's due any minute now.
* Diego and Ben arguing respectively with each other in Spanish and Korean.
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* As Sir Reginald and Viktor are talking in the latter's bedroom, Viktor looks out the window at the kugelblitz.
-->'''Viktor:''' Jesus.\\
'''Sir Reginald:''' He's due any minute now.
* Diego and Ben arguing respectively with each other in Spanish and Korean.
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* As Five complains to Lila about being swept back into the chaos that is the Commission, he starts farting. They enter the operations bunker, where Five faces a much older version of himself than the previous season. Lila's response is to laugh at the fact that Five has been complaining about the Commission only to discover that he founded it.
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* As Five complains to Lila about being swept back into the chaos that is the Commission, he starts farting. They enter the operations bunker, where Five faces a much older version of himself than the previous season. Lila's response is to laugh at the fact that Five has been complaining about the Commission only to discover that he founded it.
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* As Diego is chasing Christopher and unsuccessfully throws knives at him, Klaus is seen wrapped in one of Ben's tentacles.
-->'''Klaus:''' See? We're hugging! This is progress!
-->'''Klaus:''' See? We're hugging! This is progress!
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* As the Umbrella siblings are recovering in the park...
-->'''Luther:''' I've just never had my ass handed to me like that before. It's like, [''holds out his hands''] "Here you go. It's your ass."\\
'''Allison:''' [''beat''] Okay, I think Luther's concussed.
-->'''Luther:''' I've just never had my ass handed to me like that before. It's like, [''holds out his hands''] "Here you go. It's your ass."\\
'''Allison:''' [''beat''] Okay, I think Luther's concussed.
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