History Funny / TheRescuersDownUnder

** He gloats to Joanna that he's significantly smarter than she is (calling her a peabrain and saying his mental facilities[[note]]his way of saying faculties[[/note]] are ''twice'' what hers are,) and that she's essentially playing with fire ([[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals which she is]], but not quite how he means it) by trying to outsmart him. [[InstantlyProvenWrong Cue him opening his egg box and finding that she's outsmarted him enough to nab EVERY SINGLE EGG.]]

** He gloats to Joanna that he's significantly smarter than she is (calling her a peabrain and saying his mental facilities[[note]]his way of saying faculties[[/note]] are ''twice'' what hers are,) and that she's essentially playing with fire ([[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals which she is]], but not quite he means it) by trying to outsmart him. [[InstantlyProvenWrong Cue him opening his egg box and finding that she's outsmarted him enough to nab EVERY SINGLE EGG.]]
** Later, [=McLeach's=] [[TrickAndFollowPloy successfully tricking Cody into returning to Marahute's nest]] is a really nasty moment for the good side, but his gloating about it puts a pinch of humor at [=McLeach's=] expense

** There's something funny about him gloating to Joanna that he's significantly smarter than she is (calling her a peabrain and saying he's twice as smart as she is -- not the biggest of compliments) and she's essentially playing with fire ([[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals which she is]], but not quite he means it) by trying to outsmart him. [[InstantlyProvenWrong Cue him opening his egg box and finding that she's outsmarted him enough to nab EVERY SINGLE EGG.]]

* [=McLeach=] [[TrickAndFollowPloy successfully tricking Cody into returning to Marahute's nest]] is a really nasty moment for the good side, but his gloating about it puts a pinch of humor:
-->I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing!

* The Koala saying how to get out
——-> ‘’’The Koala’’’: There’s a way out alright.
———> ‘’’Cody & Kangaroo’’’: There is?
——-> ‘’’Koala: Absolutely. (To Kangaroo) You’ll go as a wallet. (To Platypus)You’ll go as a belt. And out dear Frank…
——-> ‘’’Frank’’’: No! No! I don’t want to hear it!
——-> ‘’’Koala’’’: Frank will go as…
———> ‘’’Frank’’’: I can’t hear you (sings horribly to block)
———> ‘’’Koala’’’: A purse
——-> ‘’’Frank’’’: OH NOOOO!

* At the restaurant, Bernard's proposal ring falls out of his pocket and onto the floor and he crawls after it. The ring rolls under another table and Bernard peaks under and sees the ring on the foot of a rather fat, snobby female mouse. As Bernard discreetly removes the ring off the lady mouse's foot, the lady mouse scowls, thinking her date is [[FootsieUnderTheTable playing footsie]] with her, and she slaps him in the face.

--->'''Mouse Doctor:''' "But, Mr. Albatross, we must return you to the operating room!"
--->'''Wilbur:''' ''"[[BetterToDieThanBeKilled YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!]]"''

'''Wilbur''': Hey, wha? Are you guys crazy? You can't do that to me! [[{{Eagleland}} I'm an American citizen, buddy!]]"\\

-->'''[=McLeach=]:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh no, not the rangers! What'll I do? What'll I do?!]] ''(on his knees)'' [[LargeHam DON'T LET YOUR MA CALL THE RANGERS,]] ''[[LargeHam PLEASE!!]]'' ''(Scenes cuts to Joanna laughing on the ground before McLeach throws Cody's backpack to the crocodile-infested river)'' "My poor baby boy got eaten by crocodiles! Boo-hoo-hoo!" Ha! ''(grabs Cody)'' Let's go, boy!

-->'''[=McLeach=]:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh no, not the rangers! What'll I do? What'll I do?!]] ''(on his knees)'' [[LargeHam DON'T LET YOUR MA CALL THE RANGERS,]] ''[[LargeHam PLEASE!!]]'' ''(throws Cody's backpack to the crocodile-infested river)'' "My poor baby boy got eaten by crocodiles! Boo-hoo-hoo!" Ha! ''(grabs Cody)'' Let's go, boy!

* Bianca gets word of a rescue mission. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Bernard thinks she's talking about marriage.]] He's confused for ''quite a while''.

* At dinner, Bianca gets word of a rescue mission. Bernard thinks she's talking about marriage. Hilarity ensues.
-->'''Bernard:''' Tonight? [Later] Hiking boots?! [on stage at RAS] [[SuddenlyShouting AUSTRALIA?!]]

* Bernard's proposal ring falls out of his pocket and onto the floor and he crawls after it. The ring rolls under another table and Bernard peaks under and sees the ring on the foot of a rather fat, snobby female mouse. As Bernard discreetly removes the ring off the lady mouse's foot, the lady mouse scowls, thinking her date is [[FootsieUnderTheTable playing footsie]] with her, and she slaps him in the face.

* The whole scene when Joanna obsessively goes after [=McLeach=]'s eggs as he tries to make an omelet [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN_6J1ee-B0 as seen here.]] Particularly the end, where he seemingly outwits her and gloats.
--> "THESE ARE NOT JOANNA EGGS!"
** The fact that he keeps his eggs in a toolbox.
** When Joanna opens the box and takes another egg, he moves it to the other side. Then she tricks him into moving it back over to her. Especially funny is [=McLeach=]'s expression when he hears the box open and close again after moving it back to the other side.
** There's something funny about him gloating to Joanna that he's significantly smarter than she is (calling her a peabrain and saying he's twice as smart as she is -- not the biggest of compliments) and she's essentially playing with fire ([[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals which she is]], but not quite he means it) by trying to outsmart him. [[InstantlyProvenWrong Cue him opening his egg box and finding that she's outsmarted him enough to nab EVERY SINGLE EGG.]]

* The scenes with the imprisoned animals. Frank has to be led through the entire thing, like he's WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer. Krebbs is especially funny, because his wisdom creates a nice contrast to this.
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Krebbs]]''': Double or nothing, he's caught in five minutes.
** Especially funny is the chase scene between Joanna and Frank.
* [=McLeach=] pretending to be worried when Cody said his mom will call the rangers if he doesn't return home.
-->'''[=McLeach=]:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh no, not the rangers! What'll I do? What'll I do?!]] ''(on his knees)'' [[LargeHam DON'T LET YOUR MA CALL THE RANGERS,]] ''[[LargeHam PLEASE!!]]'' ''(throws Cody's backpack to the crocodile-infested river)'' "My poor baby boy got eaten by crocodiles! Boo-hoo-hoo!" Ha! ''(grabs Cody)'' Let's go, boy!
* [=McLeach=] [[TrickAndFollowPloy successfully tricking Cody into returning to Marahute's nest]] is a really nasty moment for the good side, but his gloating about it puts a pinch of humor:
-->I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing!
* Joanna playing dead after [=McLeach=] lies to Cody that Marahute's dead.
-->'''[=McLeach=]:''' It's over, boy. Your bird's dead. Someone shot her, shot her right out the sky! ''[makes a shooting gesture]'' BANG!
* Bernard's proposal ring falls out of his pocket and onto the floor and he crawls after it. The ring rolls under another table and Bernard peaks under and sees the ring on the foot of a rather fat, snobby female mouse. As Bernard discreetly removes the ring off the lady mouse's foot, the lady mouse scowls, thinking her date is [[FootsieUnderTheTable playing footsie]] with her, and she slaps him in the face.
* [=McLeach=] discovering the surprise Bernard led into his truck:
--> '''[=McLeach=]:''' ''(falsely cheerful)'' Joanna!
--> '''Joanna:''' ''(eagerly rushes to him)''
--> '''[=McLeach=]:''' ''(still seemingly soft)'' Did you know there was a razorback in my truck? Did ya?
--> '''Joanna:''' ''([[MortonsFork nods eagerly, then realizes what he said and shakes her head frantically]])''
--> '''[=McLeach=]:''' ''(increasingly angry)'' Did ya? '''[[SuddenlyShouting THERE WAS A RAZORBACK IN MY TRUCK!]]''' Now you quit playin' around and do your job, you four-legged python!
* The moment when Joanna notices the mouse in Cody's backpack and pounces on him, causing [=McLeach=] to fall into the hole. Especially funny is when he crawls out, officially pissed off. The way he pumps his shotgun and aims gives you the feeling that he is absolutely going to do it.
--> '''[=McLeach=]:''' I'm gonna kill her. I'M GONNA KILL THAT DUMB, SLIMY, EGG-SUCKING SALAMANDER!

* [=McLeach=]'s DisneyVillainDeath. [[ScaredOfWhatsBehindYou He thinks he's scared off the crocodiles, gloats at them, completely unaware he's about to go over a waterfall until the last second]]. Bonus points for Joanna waving goodbye just moments before.

** There's something funny about him gloating to Joanna that he's significantly smarter than she is and she's essentially playing with fire (which she is, but not quite how he's meaning it) by trying to outsmart him. Cue him opening his egg box and finding that she's outsmarted him enough to nab EVERY SINGLE EGG.

* "I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing!"

* Bernard's proposal ring falls out of his pocket and onto the floor and he crawls after it. The ring rolls under another table and Bernard peaks under and sees the ring on the foot of a rather fat, snobby female mouse. As Bernard discreetly removes the ring off the lady mouse's foot, the lady mouse scowls, thinking her date is playing footsie with her, and she slaps him in the face.

--->'''Wilbur:''' ''"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"''

-->'''Wilbur:''' HELP! Anybody! Bernard? Bianca! WHERE ARE YOU?! Okay, that's it, I'm outta here! This is ridiculous! You can't leave me alone! Hahahaha! I'm gone! I am GONE! Whew! ''[The sounds of eggs hatching and chicks chirping]'' Oh, no. Stay in those eggs! That's a direct order! Oh! ''(To one of the chicks)'' Hey! You're kind of a cute little fella. [[CutenessProximity Coochie-choocie-coo]] ''[We hear the sound of the chick [[{{Fingore}} biting his finger]]]'' '''YOW!''' WHOA! Ooh! (''groans'')

-->'''Mouse Doctor:''' Now, Mr. Wilbur, you really must relax.\\
'''Wilbur:''' Relax? [[BlatantLies I've never been more relaxed in my life!]] If I were any more relaxed, I'D BE ''DEAD!!!''\\

--->'''Mouse Doctor:''' "We must return you to the operating table!"

** There's also his singing "You Get a Line and I'll Get a Pole" [[CrossesTheLineTwice when he's about to feed Cody to the crocodiles]], dancing on the way.

--> '''[=McLeach=]:''' ''(increasingly angry)'' Did ya? '''THERE WAS A RAZORBACK IN MY TRUCK!''' Now you quit playin' around and do your job, you four-legged python!

* [=McLeach=]'s delightfully twisted and hammy rendition of "Home On The Range", as sung through a poacher played by Film/{{Patton}}. The cheery "EVERYBODY!" just cements it.

-->'''[=McLeach=]:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh no, not the rangers! What'll I do? What'll I do?!]] ''(on his knees)'' [[LargeHam DON'T LET YOUR MOM CALL THE RANGERS,]] ''[[LargeHam PLEASE!!]]'' ''(throws Cody's backpack to the crocodile-infested river)'' "My poor baby boy got eaten by crocodiles! Boo-hoo-hoo!" Ha! ''(grabs Cody)'' Let's go, boy!

-->'''Wilbur:''' HELP! Anybody! Bernard? Bianca! WHERE ARE YOU?! Okay, that's it, I'm outta here! This is ridiculous! You can't leave me alone! Hahahaha! I'm gone! I am GONE! Whew! ''[The sounds of eggs hatching and chicks chirping]'' Oh, no. Stay in those eggs! That's a direct order! Oh! ''(To one of the chicks)'' Hey! You're kind of a cute little fella. [[CutenessProximity Coochie-choocie-coo]] ''[The sound of the chick [[{{Fingore}} biting his finger]]]'' '''YOW!''' WHOA! Ooh! (''groans'')

-->'''Mouse Doctor:''' "We must return you to the operating table!"
-->'''Wilbur:''' ''"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"''
** After they pull Wilbur back inside (coincidently straightening his spine), he lands on the doctor, who now needs surgery himself.
-->'''Mouse Doctor''': [[AmusingInjuries My back!]] ''(his back cracks)''

'''Wilbur:''' Relax? [[BlatantLies I've never been more relaxed in my life!]] If I were any more relaxed, I'd be ''dead!!!''\\

-->'''Wilbur:''' HELP! Anybody! Bernard? Bianca! WHERE ARE YOU!! Okay, that's it, I'm outta here! This is ridiculous! You can't leave me alone! Hahahaha! I'm gone! I am GONE! Whew! ''[The sounds of eggs hatching and chicks chirping]'' Oh, no. Stay in those eggs! That's a direct order! Oh! ''(To one of the chicks)'' Hey! You're kind of a cute little fella. [[CutenessProximity Coochie-choocie-coo]] ''[The sound of the chick [[{{Fingore}} biting his finger]]]'' '''YOW!''' WHOA! Ooh! (''groans'')

-->'''Wilbur:''' ''(Calling out to the sky)'' Help! Anybody! Bernard? Bianca! Where are you?! Okay, that's it, I'm outta here! This is ridiculous! You can't leave me alone! Hahahaha! I'm gone! I am GONE! Whew!
-->''[The sounds of eggs hatching and chicks chirping]''
-->'''Wilbur:''' Oh, no. Stay in those eggs! That's a direct order! Oh! ''(To one of the chicks)'' Hey! You're kind of a cute little fella. [[CutenessProximity Coochie-choocie-coo]]-
-->''[The sound of the chick [[{{Fingore}} biting his finger]]]''
-->'''Wilbur:''' ''(Yelling in pain)''

** You get a loving shot of them aiming it - via shotgun! - at Wilbur's posterior, then [[ShotInTheAss nailing him right under the tail.]] It's just as painful as Wilbur and the viewer imagine.
*** Furthermore, Wilbur is hollering that he has to be dreaming and telling himself to wake up!

--->'''Wilbur''': Oh... I feel like I got my head in a vice. (''camera pulls back; Wilbur's head [[NotHyperbole really is in a vice]]'') Oh-ho-ho.

-->'''Wilbur:''' Oh, no. Stay in those eggs! That's a direct order! Oh! ''(To one of the chicks)'' Hey, you're kind of a cute little fella. [[CutenessProximity Coochie-choocie-coo]]-

* The final scene of the movie: As everyone flies off back to Cody's house on Marahute, [[SomethingWeForgot it cuts back to Wilbur, who is still on Marahute's nest]]. We don't see him, but we get some final dialogue:

-->''[The sound of the chick [[{{Fingore}} biting his finger]]''