History Funny / TheRailwaySeries

-->'''Barber:''' It's only an engine.

--> '''Stationmaster's Wife''': You miserable engine! Just look what you've done to our breakfast! Now i shall have to cook some more!

-->'''Mike:''' If engines can't whistle properly they shouldn't try.\\

'''Bert:''' Try to whistle of course.\\
'''Mike:''' Shut up! You're jealous. Mine (his whistle) is better than yours anyway.\\
'''Rex:''' Listen Mike. If I had a whistle like yours you know what I'd do?\\

* In "Thomas Goes Fishing", Thomas' crew have this dialogue:
-->'''The fireman''': 🎵 There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza! 🎵\\
'''The driver:''' Never you mind about Liza! You empty that bucket before you spill the water over me!

* "The Flying Kipper": The fireman caring too much about his cocoa.
** The conversation between the guard, the driver, and fireman.

'''Fireman''': Who cares about the Flying Kipper? This is good cocoa!\\
'''Driver''': Come on, fireman. Back to our engine.\\

** After Henry's crash, the fireman of the engine chew him out for spilling his cocoa while waving the cup in the air.

** Gordon, Duck, and the foreign engine arguing over what the name of London's station is (and then James getting them to stop arguing).

'''James''': That London is not Euston! Now shut up!
** In the ending, there's Gordon complaining they've changed London -- the station wasn't King's Cross, it's St. Pancras![[note]]For non-UK fans, the joke revolves around the engines arguing over the name of the station in London, unaware there are actually eighteen different operating ones. To add insult to injury, St Pancras station was served by the LMS![[/note]]

* In "A Close Shave", the Barber tells off Duck for scaring his customer rather then crashing into the Barber Shop, then covering his face in shaving foam.

* "Thomas Comes To Breakfast" has the Station Master's Wife telling off Thomas for [[LostFoodGrievance ruining the family's]] [[SkewedPriorities breakfast instead of destroying the wall.]]
--> '''Station Master's Wife''': You miserable engine! Just look what you've done to our breakfast! Now i shall have to cook some more!

* From the beginning of "Bluebells of England", Percy is singing about the bluebells, which Douglas finds it annoying.
-->'''Douglas''': If ye must sing, Percy, can't ye sing in tune?!

'''Wilfred''': It's Lord Harry didn't you know?\\

'''Wilfred''': Why ever not?\\

'''Gordon:''' Hard work brings good appetite! You wouldn't understand!\\
'''Duck:''' I know! It's boiler ache. I warned you about that standpipe on the other railway, but you drank gallons.\\

'''Henry:''' Of course it is. That water's bad. It furs up your tubes. Your boiler must be full of sludge. Have a good washout, then you'll feel a different engine.\\
'''Gordon:''' Don't be vulgar!

* One that might be missed on first read is in ''Mavis'', when one looks at the background of the image where Toby pulls Mavis out. In it you can see that the shed where Toby stood refusing to aid; which the text had implied to be some distance away; is actually right there in the background. In other words, Toby was watching Mavis struggle the whole time!

* "Percy's Porridge": After Percy gets covered in porridge, his driver makes a remark about it, though Percy didn't think it was funny.
-->'''Percy's driver''': Oh dear. Well, Percy, you found out about porridge the hard way, haven't you? The thing is, you were supposed to eat it, not paddle in it!

** In the ending, there's Gordon complaining they've changed London -- the station wasn't King's Cross, it's St. Pancras![[note]]For non-UK fans, the joke revolves around the engines arguing over the name of the station in London, unaware there is actually eighteen different operating ones. To add insult to injury, St Pancras station was served by the LMS![[/note]]

** In the ending, there's Gordon complaining they've changed London, the station wasn't King's Cross, it's St. Pancras.[[note]]For non-UK fans, the joke revolves around the engines arguing over the name of the station in London, unaware there is actually eighteen different operating ones.[[/note]]

-->'''Gordon:''' Certainly not! The Fat Controller wouldn't approve! He didn't like your sneeze, I seem to remember!

* The conversation between Culdee and Wilfred about Lord Harry after the latter aggressively told Culdee he was up to date only to later derail on the points later.

* The conversation between Culdee and Wilfred about Lord Harry after the latter aggressively told Culdee he was up to date only to later derail on the points moments later.

* One that might be missed on first read is in ''Mavis'', when one looks at the background of the image where Toby pulls Mavis out. In it you can see that the shed where Toby stood refusing to aid; which is implied to be some distance away; is actually right there in the background. In other words, Toby was watching Mavis struggle the whole time!

* One that might be missed on first read is in ''Mavis'' where if one looks at the background of the image where Toby pulls Mavis out, you can see that the shed where he stood refusing to aid, which is implied to be some distance away is actually right there in the background. He was watching the whole time!

[[AC:Toby the Tram Engine]]
* In "Dirty Objects", James mocks Toby's shabby paint. Toby has the last laugh in the conversation, which angers James.
-->'''Toby:''' James, why are you red?\\
'''James:''' I am a splendid engine, ready for anything. You never see ''my'' paint dirty.\\
'''Toby:''' Oh! That's why you once needed [[OnceDoneNeverForgotten bootlaces]]; to be ready, I suppose?\\

** In the ending, there's Gordon learning that London isn't King's Cross, it's St. Pancras.

** In the ending, there's Gordon learning that London isn't King's Cross, it's St. Pancreas.