History Funny / ThePredator

Its a Creator/ShaneBlack film, you should expect some great comedic dialogue and one-liners in the midst of MoodWhiplash.

(''Casey doesn't react'')\\

* The exchange between Bracket and Traeger. The scientists and men in black took a vote on the coolest name for an alien species.
-->'''Bracket:''' That's not a predator, that's a sports hunter.
-->'''Traeger:''' Well, we took a vote, Predator's cooler. ''[all scientists murmur in agreement]'' Fuck, yeah.
** Becomes a BrickJoke later in the movie.
* Casey’s subversion of the series’ famous line:
-->'''Casey:''' You are one beautiful motherfucker.

** Possibly rivaled by...

* When Casey discovers human DNA in the Predator, she eventually concludes "So you wanna know if someone fucked an alien?"

* As the Predator breaks out, Casey tries to use her tranquiliser gun to stop it, firing from on top of the Loonies' bus - but the Predator blows out the tire and she accidentally shoots herself in the foot. [=McKenna=] tries to help her jump down - only to see the onrushing merc security and decide to bolt as Casey just pancakes flat into the ground. The retreating [=McKenna=] just shouts "Sorry!" as he runs away.
* As the loonies are trying to escape from the rampaging Predator and the Stargazer mooks trying to recapture it and eliminate all witnesses, Nebraska sees a bunch of [[HeroStoleMyBike unattended Harley-Davidson motorcycles.]]
-->'''Nebraska''': [[MythologyGag Get to the choppers!]]
* An OverlyLongGag where Baxley's Tourette's has him say "Eat your pussy" to Casey Bracket, and the ensuing argument where the others try and cover for him by claiming what he actually said was "Geez, you're pushy.".

* To get to town, the Predator "hitchhikes" his way onto an army truck. He slaughters the troops, the driver questions if anything's OK... and the Predator grabs a cut arm to give a thumbs up to the driver, who then doesn't complain anymore.
* Rory wearing the Predator mask is already being pestered by the school bullies when the owner of the frat house he just knocked throws something at him. The mask responds firing a shot that destroys the building and terrifies the bullies!
* Just the fact that one of the Predator Dogs is "tamed". And whenever he returns, it's funny.
** Even more because he does stereotypically Earth dog behavior, playing fetch with grenades of all things.

-->'''Rory''': That's reverse psychology. I can do it, too. [[PrecisionFStrike Don't go fuck yourself.]]

''Rory motions to the goon's corpse.''\\

** Not helping things at all, Nebraska and the others fight their way through more of Trager's goons, ''killing some of them.''

* During the climactic fight near the end, [[spoiler: Coyle and Baxley are mortally wounded, with Baxley impaled on a tree and Coyle succumbing to the Predator attack. The two look at each other, grab their guns, and do a MutualKill. While this could be considered dramatic in any other film, the way Coyle signals this is hilarious, and the background music is surprisingly swelling and heroic. The final product feels like a parody of these types of scenes than anything else.]]

'''Predator:''' ''*Gurgles something*''\\
'''Quinn:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Shut the fuck up.]] ''*Riddles the Predator's head with bullets*''

Rory motions to the goon's corpse.\\

'''Agent 2:''' Every fucking time?

--> '''[=McKenna=]:''' I just want my son. Nobody has to die.
--> '''Rory:''' Uh, Dad?
--> Rory motions to the goon's corpse.
--> '''[=McKenna=]:''' ...I mean, [[ExactWords from here forward]].

-->'''Quinn:''' [[WhatTheHellAreYou What are you?]]
-->'''Predator:''' ''*Gurgles something*''
-->'''Quinn:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Shut the fuck up.]] ''*Riddles the Predator's head with bullets*''

-->'''Agent 1:''' Is it just your imagination, or is this haunted room actually stretching?\\

--> '''[=McKenna=]:''' ...I mean, from here forward.

* To get to town, the Predator "hitchhikes" his way onto an army truck. He slaughters the troops, the driver questions if anything's OK... and the Predator grabs a cut arm to give a thumbs up for the driver, who then doesn't complain anymore.
* Rory wearing the Predator mask is already being pestered by the school bullies when the owner of the house he just knocked throws something at him. The mask responds firing a shot that destroys the building and terrifies the bullies!

(''Casey doesn't react'')

* An OverlyLongGag where Baxley's Tourette's has him say "Eat your pussy" to Casey Bracket, and the ensuing argument where the others try and cover for him.

* Traeger tries to convince

* "Reverse psychology. I can use it too. Don't go fuck yourself."

-->'''Coyle:''' Hoy do you circumcise a hobo? By kicking your mom in the chin!

-->'''Coyle:''' Hoy do you circumcise a hobo? By kicking your mother in the chin!

-->'''Quinn:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Shut the fuck up.]] ''*Riddles the Predator with bullets*''

-->'''Traeger:''' Well, we took a vote, Predator's cooler. ''[all scientists murmur in agreement]'' fork, yeah.

-->'''Quinn:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Shut the fork up.]] ''*Riddles the Predator with bullets*''
* While escaping from the government facility, the team comes across a collection of motorcycles, prompting this tongue-in-cheek reference from Williams.
-->'''Williams:''' Get to the choppers!

-->'''Traeger:''' Well, we took a vote, Predator's cooler. ''[all scientists murmur in agreement]'' Fuck, yeah.

-->'''Quinn:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Shut the fuck up.]] ''*Riddles the Predator with bullets*''

-->'''Traeger:''' Well we took a vote, Predator's cooler. ''[all scientists murmur in agreement]'' Fuck, yeah.

-->'''Coyle:''' If your mom's vagina were a video game, it'd be rated "E" for "Everyone!"

Its Creator/ShaneBlack, you should expect some great comedic dialogue and one-liners.
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-->'''Traeger:''' Well we took a vote, Predator's cooler. ''[all scientists murmur in agreement]'' Fuck, yeah.